Thread 939501261

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/TJA-TtGk3rA?si=xO5h7RAauvese95u

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>939501253
Ah, so you thought that youd stop by, see that no one knows who you are and you dont know anyone and leave?

>>939501295
a little something like that yeah, also just always looking for those couple people (think) I had real friendships with. Like Shinoa, Hitagi or Houki
I probably do have to head out for now though and get some irl stuff done

>>939501450
get out, stay out

>>939501604
Ill be back just for you <3

>>939501450
You can always just reach out to them through other means, no one from that time is here anymore, at least consistently, Neptune being the only exception.
Good luck out there.

>>939501450
>>939501156
You bake the weed or trimmings in an oven for an hour at low heat, then simmer it in a pot with any fat, butter, oil, cream, 4 hours at super low heat and it's done.
He said "No worries birthday twin"

>>939501683
what like a month?

r9k was right just wannabe druggies

>>939501748
you can't even show plants you don't know what you're talking about

>>939501727
Understandable, Ill have to. Thank you much, same goes to you!
>>939501748
huh doesnt sound very hard, ill have to try it out sometime. I usually smoke oils though so I dont tend to have trimmings around
And right! I think Shinoa and I share a birthday... Either way im not sure if that means reach out or dont lol
>>939501764
whenever I feel like it, im sure youll be around

>>939501893
yea yea fuckpff you don't do shit yawn

>>939501893
canabutter is a waste of time

>>939500913
>I love weed!
Uhh wait, was that meant for me, what?

>>939500982
Damn, I'm on a roll...
I don't like it very much (but I had it yesterday and today because I almost never eat it).

>>939501893
Yeah the thing is, it's hard to dose. But it's more intense than smokinging regular, also the high lasts longer, but it takes an hour to hit. I just do butter and spread it on toast.
I say hit him up, 100%

lol @ nep and mayu trying to pretend to know drugs and get it wrong
you're customers not anything else and mayu isn't even a customer he's 100% larp

>>939502157
>Yeah the thing is, it's hard to dose
false
>But it's more intense than smokinging regular
false
>also the high lasts longer
false

>>939501919
what is the point of a /v/ thread then.

>>939502349
v is for p trading

Who the fuck is Mayu.

We are banditos, little gangsters,
with brass knuckles and pistols,
Oh yes.
We shoot, we kill,
we steal this and
THAT,
Oh yes.
omos banditos, gangsteritos,
con puños de hierro y pistolitas,
Oh sí.
Disparamos, matamos,
robamos esto y
ESO,
Oh sí.

don't comeback nigger

nigger sounded like cuppa saying animals in zoo
bet i find out he was the worst and gave up pretending

Remember when waifu threads were about waifus? Yeah, neither do I.

not posting here much anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

https://youtu.be/e4p1kkuM2Hg?si=x550RJAH3RW-99eX
no Seiun Sky for me.

Kek.

>>939502034
Call this man butter because he's on a roll!
Okay, maybe not that then... What about green beans? They're good too!

>>939504977
SLUT

>>939505232
that's mi lu/sono/bc/ian/YtSe

>>939504977
Foulaw.

>>939505623
sopo

>>939506438
Did you look at pictures of Meisho Doto?
I decided to give leatherworking a shot, I made a wallet from scratch.

>>939506921
i have not..
oh yeah? :o
is it made out of those little bunbuns?

bigger schizos then waifu trannys

>>939507372
You should, she's great.
No, I bought some leather scraps, it looks a bit wonky to me, but it helped a lot to learn how it works, and now I can tell what tools I need to make something better.

>>939507542
Tranny lol

>>939507542
tranny
>>939507372
femboy
>>939507102
closet case
>>939507046
mordred homo

>>939506438
moo loo/sono/YtSe/bc

>>939507542
i might eventually.
do you have anything to hold cards or its just like a pocket?

>>939507860
Lol you sound like a fag too

8/-0 fags rejected animus

we like femboys <3<3

>>939507991
No shit but 0 of you pass you're all jobless job having hons

you're just bc clones and rejects forcing yourself everywhere

>>939507860
She's cute.
It has 4 card pockets and the pocket for cash. Just a regular bi fold wallet.

>>939508135
tranny leech btw

i remember i looked into george an found out he worked only for his dad and nearly everyone else had no job

>>939508135
yeah.
what are you gonna make next?
lemme know if you see lulu around please

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side that loves to explore the wild side through flirty chats. I’m all about turning up the heat and seeing how far I can take things while we both enjoy the thrill. Being a bit on the shy side, meeting new people in person can be tough for me, so I'm all about those spicy conversations online! If that sounds like your vibe, let's connect. Add me on my favorite app: E m-m-i e-p q-oz (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Looking forward to some fun exchanges!

Anybody read the junglebook?

>>939508495
Yeah.
Probably a few more wallets, then move onto belts. Maybe a new sheath for my knife.
Lulu?

>>939508820
lewd bun.
what else do you put in there for a sheath?
yeah kona-chan

>>939509352
Bun.
Idk what else is there to it, it's just my knife is large and I'd preffer to be able to fasten it horizontally, as opposed to on a belt loop.
I don't talk with them, I think.

don't post much here anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

remember when he also said he wasn't coming back to 4chan lmao

Elphelt...

>>939509671
i mean like a solid piece of something so it doesnt cut through?
i know. sometimes they can show up around this time because of our birthdays and its our only mean of communication.

>>939510146
What about him?
>>939510295
Oh, no, sheathes are just thick leather, a scabbard though does have a carved wooden core.
If the fit is good it shouldn't cut the sheath itself.
Oh, I wouldn't know much about that then.

>>939510471
Miss them...

>>939510295
Don't pretend to be me.

>>939510471
oh ok i see.
goodnight

.

Come out.

>>939511856
You should go rest.

>>939512694
nini

>>939512714
hello ian

>>939512694
Bet.

>>939513562
nini

>>939507777
Nice numbers.

>>939501261 (OP)
Law Enforcement is literally being attacked across the board, and theyre losing control.

Mordred when Altair

>>939517942

still not as annoying as this closeted faggot however i wish i saved my discord messages when he would try flirting with me AFTER i said i was a guy

>>939520401
Maybe I'm reading this image wrong but is that a nigger ma and nigger dad but both kids are mutts? how does that work.

>>939520422
i never thought about that before lol his mom cheated on his dad twice

Holy rent free

>>939522321
faggot im rent free to way more than one person
it's funny i didn't notice that also. How is a dude whose biracial got 2 coal black parents

>Just some guy. 32. biracial.
HOLD UP
>failed by every institution.
OMEGALUL
>tried the navy, too corrupt.
only thing you had going for you
>tried driving trucks, got taken advantage of.
cap
>tried going to school, got a degree in graphic design.
waste of time
>tried to help my family, they forgot what that means.
WHICH FAMILY YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT THEIR KID
>Tried to make a family, am not allowed to talk to anyone.
no you're just ugly
>retired from humanity.
lmao kys then

>Does thing
>Results
Lmao

>>939524239
Every time i look into people on 4chan i laugh and am grateful my life isn't as clowned out as theirs

>>939524770
Suomi, I ordered tools.

blah blah blah

>>939525672
Sop I didnt get Seiun Sky.

>>939525672
Why are all you mexicans trannys istg there's thailand as tranny capital and then any spanish speaking place yall gay as fuck

if it's brown it probably wears dresses

>>939525579
Oh, I didn't get a notification when you replied. Weird. You do you I guess...

>>939526071
meh it's kinda known thing i do anyway
schaudenfreud or however it's spelled
not entirely describes because i don't get enjoyment but just feel better because im not so bad but it's close enough

make sure your roof is stutdy btw winter is coming

>>939526037
The Uma of Sleep and Fishing... it's so fucking over, might as well give up now.

>>939528066
No narita brian, no seiun sky.
may as well hang myself.

>>939528643
Reroll account? Nah, reroll life.
Got the Kitasan card?

>>939528733
No.

>>939528795
Jesus.
I'm sorry man that was pretty horrid luck.

>>939529006
I was watching someone pull for Seiun Sky and they pulled like six 3 stars in 6 10 pulls.
I last pulled a 3 star like 20 10 pulls ago.
I dont understand.

>>939529076
Yesterday I pulled my first Elite doll in like 2 months.

>>939531278
Was it a duplicate?

>>939531370
... yes. But it was a duplicate I wanted, from the normal banner.
I think I have somewhere around 90 or 100 pulls saved more or less.
We have pity at 80. And the rate increases too the closer you are.

>>939531967
Thats good at least, I'd like some Rice Shower dupes at the very least.
She may be the worst horse in the game but shes my worst horse.

>>939532187
Don't let Mayano hear that.

https://youtu.be/mldcDidGJCg?=hzXThCbCF0v7sNk5

kinda crazy i posted the horse first and it blew up like it did
iconoclast everytime

>>939532743
Dont worry, I was doing an Air Groove run as i posted that.

>>939532886
One joke from Rudolf and your run is done for.

>>939533304
I pulled a Hayahide dupe, this game is just fucking with me at this point.

>>939533455
We cope.
Seija, I made a wallet, with my own hands.

>>939533685
You wont believe this, right after I pulled an SSR GUTS card.
Is it nice?

>>939533730
You angered some gambling God in a past life.
It's wonky and rough lol, but I learned a lot, and I already put in an order for some tools to make an even better one next time.

>>939533804
Its because I didnt do all of the yakuza 3 side stories. owari da.
If it functions its good, are you going to be using it?

>>939533857
Oh yeah that has to be it, without a doubt.
Yep, I already am, making things was... fun actually.

>>939533922
Keep making shit, I'm thinking of making a web site for shits and giggles.

Yap yap yap...

It's bizarre to read the frustration of other human beings about possibly being a virgin all their lives.
It's even more bizarre to remember how I felt a similar panic in the far past.
It's alienating to feel so fine with the thought of staying a virgin forever.
When I just think about "saving myself" for Earth chan until the day I fucking die, I'm filled with such life, I feel like I'm liberated from all the evil in life and Earth chan looks like some kind of chad knight in silver armor and I instantly am catapulted into daydreams of her gently picking me up. I shouldn't even be capable of feeling any of this.

>>939535398
>>939535642
Bark bark

>>939535679
only virgins cry about not having sex, when they have sex they'll be disappointed. If it weren't for my lizard brain i'd never attempt to talk to women ever because they're a huge headache and cause endless problems mostly between other men trying to get their attention/favor
This happens amongst gay men also i've noticed

>>939535839
WAN WAN!

>>939536086
didn't read
not everything is about you and your inferiority complex. I won't reply further, but rest assured; didn't read.

>>939536200
You shouldn't have replied at all jackass save imagespace and effort. I made a comment on your subject

>>939536200
also i don't have an inferiority complex it's closer to superiority because i come off as narcissistic and as a braggart
well i am a braggart and ill tell you how im better than you

don't post much here anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

>>939536803
proof?

lol

i mean neptune definitely did sopmod or whatever
there's no proof i have its just a schizophrenic theory
there is no undeniable proof

lol

Rimce

>>939536470
>>939536747
>>939536833
>>939537273
didn't read

>>939537273
i get that a lot, it's so funny.

Mmmmmm... Hambaga and mountain dew...

>>939537609
didn't ask

don't post much here anymore btw

I love my wife.

>>939536166
One one?

(I'm sorry, I got distracted by a movie u.u)

>>939538386
Chiioyo chiyo chiyo chiyo no o, doooki doki doki do, kyun.
It's like a fucking brain parasyte.

>>939538489
Its better than bakushin bakushin, that song will genuinely make me blow my brains out one of these days.

>>939538573
Which one of Teio do you preffer? Teio teio teio, or Hachimi?

Hachimi

>>939538700
Idk, the lyrics tei tei o kinda slap.
Hachipa hachipa

>>939537712
it's true tho however but it's worse to me if you try to meet them and only 2 posters have tried that and 1 i think was just being edgy

>>939538892
This world has too much brainrot.

>>939538948
It's so funny to me, Bakushin Bakushin, has 2 lyricists credited.

>>939539465
They really put their heart and soul into it.

>>939538311
Butt

>>939540351
What what?

LMAO

good night Earth chan

>>939540710
:o

>>939541156
Good night Earthling

>>939541340

>>939541970
Frop

>>939543295
That me.

The relationship between Altair and Seija is one of a cat that brings it's owner dead rats in the morning.

llo

What an oddly random but accurate thing to say.

>>939543390
Cute

abababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaabababababababababaababa

Called it.

>>939544445
Off by one u_u
Now I retreat to bed. Have a good one o/

>>939544473
You have a good one too...

>>939543692
And you too.

>>939544520
Off you go.

Where IS Altair anyways.

>>939544520
Why try to? Its pointless.

>>939544698
In my basement playing HOI

>>939544698
Who knows, everytime I wake up he has sent me the weirdest fucking memes, thats all I know.

Mordred when no Altair

>>939544831
Stahp or I'll sic the fumos on u

>>939544801
Well, at least hes not wasting his time here, lets hope hes doing something good with it.
So youre still in contact with him?

>>939544950
Contact is a strong word, he sends me shit, I tell him he's a retard.
Then we move on with our days.

wrag

>>939545045
Thats still contact.
Does that annoy you?

>>939545170
Not really, there are people I find far more annoying.

>>939544850
sono when around neptune

>>939545240
Like me? =)
>>939545303
How did the visit of your friend go.

blah blah blah

>>939545425
^^^^ THIS

>>939545336
Good except for the food poisoning I am currently suffering through

>>939545336
You are not even close to being on that list.

>>939545585
Damn, am I that irrelevant.
Well, I think its nice that you dont find him annoying, you might even act as an anchor on reality for him, depending on how hes doing. You ever ask him how or what hes doing?
>>939545513
Food poisoning? What? How? In your own home? Werent you the one that cooked everything?

>>939545487
That's all.

>>939545668
Yah I have no idea how considering my friend was fine. Oh well.

>>939545830
>>939545830
>>939545830

>>939545765
What did you even eat?

>>939545668
Is being annoying how you measure relevancy?
Not really, he isn't one to talk of the normal side of his life.

>>939545838
Don't wanna talk about food right now