>>941947190
You should egg them.
Better yet, give them uncooked pasta.

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Wife loving.

>>939532187
Don't let Mayano hear that.

>>939384490
What if I breathe on you?
For free? In this economy?
Ikr? That sounds really doable.

>>939056761
Evil Nature be like, "mistifying murmur" and your Uma turns into glue.
Cursor does look cute.
>>939056973
Zipbomb with 7petabytes of Rice fanart.

>>938103103
You ain't gona be no one when I'm done with you.