Thread 941935085

Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order
>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives
>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence
>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged
>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own
>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot
>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things
>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you
>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void
>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying
>Gaze up at the darkness
>Embrace oblivion
>And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgbRUpBYB5c&pp=ygUQdGhlIGRhcmtlc3QgbG9yZA%3D%3D

Todays inquirement: Would your waifu put on a maid costume out of her own volition?

Ladies and Gentlemen, a message from your favorite Italian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saFFx1pk_yQ

I'm here to post Earth chan, because she gives me bats~
>>941935022
I can't imagine that snake girl shy, so I don't think so. You do not want me to post the super cute Earth chan mummy? okay.
>>941935085 (OP)
yes many

>>941934811
I eat a burger once a year, who the fuck can afford that.
>>941934847
Probably pretty rough.

claiming ur mom

>>941935085 (OP)
Good thread. Haha.

>>941935414
Hugging Earth chan is rough too, but I don't mind that roughness a single bit.
>>941935489
make your waifu a mom anon

>>941934624
Huh

>>941934811
The fact Mordred's not here now

>>941935620
mai waifu is already a mom, she gave birth to u

>>941935085 (OP)
oh yeah guess ill answer the qott for once.
No.
>>941935629
What are you confused about?

>>941935282
I cant imagine her being polite either yet here we are.
I said to not post the old maid image I made.
Post the thing you said.
>>941935282
"Many"?
>>941935414
We can, you are never too far away from a street food vendor that sells burgers here.
What healthy things you eat then.
>>941935489
How original.
>>941935547
Damn, I feel flattered.
>>941935244
Did he finally fucking lost it.
>>941935629
He has not been here many times before and you didnt show up though.
>>941935740
Fuck you.
Why not.

>>941935851
original? I'll show you original pal. I'm gonna claim a character that's never been claimed here before! I claim Kareha (no surname) from Shuffle!

>>941935851
Don't act like your flattered.

>>941935654
Oh. Well, then maybe you can take me trick or treating, anon.
>>941935851
I can, well... You didn't say that. But the Earth mummy only has like 9% of her skin covered, maybe it's a bit too explicit for weak humans who interprete sex into everything.
Yes many maid costumes worn on Earth, I imagine every day.

>>941936073
maybe if you behave well I'll take you to CVS and give you a five finger discount on the display candy, stepson-kun

>>941935851
The cheapest burger you can buy here is 10 euros, I can eat a week with that sort of money.
I eat a mostly plant based diet, hardly any red meat, when it comes to meat for the most part is always fish of some sort or occasionally poultry.
I will put emphasis on that I am not a vegetarian, a pescatarian or any other buzzword like that.
This is just how I eat.
>Did he finally fucking lost it.
He lost it a long time ago.
>Why not
I figure she'd get embarrassed and say its not her style.

>>941935851
Was here the last time I checked. My psychologist said to avoid people that enabled my old behavior.

>>941936143
Everyone always treats me so nice, thank you stepanon.

>>941936020
But I am? You rarely say that the thread is good but decided to say that the thread I made was good, of course I would be flattered.
>>941936013
How are you so sure she wasnt claimed before.
>>941936073
How can you do that.
I did in a very jank way.
Thats a lot of skin showing. Post it anyways, I promise not to make innapropiate comments.
Why do you imagine that.
Your text formatting sucks ass.
>>941936184
What the fuck. Why is that so fucking expensive.
Damn, wasnt expecting that from you. Is it because food is too expensive or because you genuinely value your health (lmao).
Yeah but he loses chunks every day, today it seems he lost a huge chunk.
Seija is not capable of embarrasment dont kid yourself.
>>941936308
It sure is a coincidence that you checked in in the brief period he was here, and not the whole weeks he was not.
I cant believe what youre saying.

>>941936383
Well, it's this. Be nice. Every day when I see it I touch her nose with my fingertip because she's so cute.
Well, maid costumes are popular around the world, no? If I wear one every ~30 years, and the average human wears one 1/10 as often as me, that's still 1/300 maid costumes per year per human, totaling at over 20 000 000 maid costumes per year, meaning at least 10k maid costumes every single day.
How does my text formatting suck ass? Please explain so I can be better.

>>941936383
Then act like you are.
Somebody wanted me to tell you they already have plenty saved.

>>941936583
porn game

>>941936383
Thats just how it is, restaurant food is a luxury, street food does not exist.
Both, contrary to popular belief I do my best to take care of myself, If not for the sake of myself then for the sake of keeping my anxiety on the low.
During my teen years I actually was vegan for about a year as well but that I'll let be a fun fact and not go deeper into.
That said it is a cheaper way to live as well especially these days.
>Yeah but he loses chunks everyday
That is true I suppose, oh well.
>Seija is not capable of embarrasment dont kid yourself.
My headcanon says something else.
If not embarrassed then she wants to maintain her image.

>>941935085 (OP)
Cute waifu bar, now I get why you asked me to send a maid picture of me wife

>>941935085 (OP)
>>941935244
>>941935282
>>941935489
>>941935547
>>941935629
hey

>>941936632
u 2
>>941936642
your diet sounds good for the Environment anon.
>>941936791
hey anon

>>941936881
I dont know about that, I dont believe any diet to be better than the other for the environment.
They are all awful.

>>941936585
How can I do that? I already told I am.
Plenty saved? Plenty saved of what?
>>941936583
This>>941936632. I will refrain from saying any of the things I have in mind and all Ill say is that I hope no one you know sees that screensaver.
Thats a lot of fucking math, math guy.
I cant explain with words so heres a practical example:
Normally, I (and most here) talk like this.
Sentence 1.
Sentence 2.
Sentence 3.
And proceed to answer that way too.
Answer 1.
Answer 2.
Answer 3.
That makes the text readable and easier to follow. You do this.
Sentence 1. Sentence 2. Sentence 3.
And so sometimes the conversation becomes garbled and mixed up with some of the things said.
>>941936658
Tell me your honest opinion about the way I presented your wife =)
>>941936642
Street food never exists in cold countries, cringe.
Damn those are good news, fucking finally. Does your anxiety gets worse if you have poor health?
>During my teen years I actually was vegan for about a year as well but that I'll let be a fun fact and not go deeper into.
You cant drop a fact like that and not elaborate dood.
Why didnt he post it himself, why send you to do it.
You are delusional, we both know she wouldnt care about any of that.

>>941936919
Raising a cow takes a lot of time and space anon, especially if you want to do it right. I eat meat frequently. If you are more focused on fish and veggies, you probably take less ressources to feed.
>>941937023
My friend I change my screensaver when I have guests, usually. It's very little maths.
I also like to change the order of things I answer to sometimes.

>>941936881
hey
>>941937023
I have no idea what any of it means.

Cause I'm out being busy touching grass.

>>941937023
Im pretty sure street food is a dying thing in most developed countries.
My anxiety revolves around my health.
>You cant drop a fact like that and not elaborate dood.
I mean there isn't much to elaborate on.
>Why didnt he post it himself, why send you to do it.
Hes out partying.
>You are delusional, we both know she wouldnt care about any of that.
Sure she would.
>>941937126
Yeah but its not that black and white as im sure you know already.
Vegetables take up insane amounts of space as well, also use up a ridiculous amount of resources, require tools that wreck havoc, require pesticides so on so forth.
I mean even if we go to the fruit world just look up how much water it takes to grow avocados.
Its ridiculous.

>>941937372
Damn there he is.

>>941937407
Tch, imagine being a first worlder and not knowing the joys of having explosive diarrea because you bought from the wrong vendor (get me out of this fucking country).
Ah really? Didnt expect that.
Damn I expected a Sephiroth tier backstory.
Of course, makes sense.
She has shown no signs of that.
>>941937219
Did you take your medication?
>>941937126
Good, good. Still a questionable screensaver though. Its a lot of math for someone like me.
Why do you do that.

>>941937219
hey
>>941937372
lewd
>>941937407
Yeah, it's not that simple, thanks for directing my limited perspective towards the resources that fruit farming uses. Though, for stuff like potatoes, wheat and corn, I wager having some of them as a meal is more efficient than first feeding them to animals for a few years and then eating the animals.

>>941937442
heard its your moms birthday today tell her happy birthday

>>941937540
I do that because otherwise, it feels too industrial, too cold, too predictable. Also, it might have evolved from how I intentionally mix up the order in which I reply to anons sometimes.
It's a perfect desktop wallpaper, because it has cute little Earth. The nudeness is only a factor for people who are not me and thus don't use it on their PC.

>>941937540
Its a part of the experience.
>Damn I expected a Sephiroth tier backstory.
I mean if you really want an explanation its about as simple as meat gave me panic attacks ages 12 through 14 so I just stopped eating it.
>>941937556
Maybe, I dunno. I'm no expert nor am I trying to seem like one.
>She has shown no signs of that.
The fact she attempted a coup alone is pretty telling that she doesn't want to be seen as soft.

Damn Im brain dead and started finishing my thought to the wrong person.

>>941936313
anything for my 3rd favorite mistress's kid
>>941936383
I archive every thread and build profiles on you insane people. I know your favorite food, your hopes and aspirations, that time you peed your pants in 2nd grade. I know everything.
>>941936791
hi. ok good talk.

>>941937620
What kind dumb reasoning is that, its legibility, you are a math professor, you are supposed to like orgnized shit and logic.
You remind me of the way japan used to see nudity.
>>941937917
Oh wow, a schizo anon that claims to archive and know everything? Color me suprised, never seen that one before, nope.
>>941937842
This experience SUCKS.
What? Why?
Im pretty sure she just wanted power over others, not because some insecurities she supposedly have.
>>941937872
Go to sleep or something.

>>941936383
It's standard self betterment procedure, apparently

>>941938054
Meat is a pretty sad thing, thats why.
And who the hell is going to follow along to some maid costume wearing pretty face when she says "lets to take over the world"?
Sleep is in like 8 hours.

>>941937917
:D
ok what's my worst post yet anon?
>>941938054
I am not a professor, I am a teacher. I like organized shit and logic. BUT I LIKE EARTH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to treat my favorite people and my favorite thoughts like they're some kind of product or item that I already have mastered. I want to be clumsy and caring with you.
Are you saying I am pixelated??
>>941938191
I see
you are, anon. You are going to.

>>941938253
Well yeah I would thats true but I am a special case.

>>941938300
her special little case

>>941938180
Still cant believe you are actually taking this seriously.
>>941938166
Thats it? No reaction? No rant? No anything? Are you even Tigre?
>>941938191
I mean, thats just the way nature works.
Thats why power is everything, you think everyone fears Reimu because she looks threatening? The fear because she has the power to back up her demands. That still has nothing to do with feeling embarrasment.
>>941938253
Whats the difference, in spanish those are the same word. You are autistic.
That sounds like a skill issue.
No, supposedly the saw nudity as pureness or something like that.

>>941935244
>>941937372
Based.

>>941938603
You know what the alternative is.

>>941938603
I thought it would be funny if I replied with that...

>>941938603
Doesnt make it any less sad, other than that we have strayed very far from a world that is hunt and be hunted, its quite hard to justify eating another living creature by any other means than "its necessary" and that on its own is not very comforting.
I dropped the embarrassment argument five or six posts ago, the current point is that you gotta look to the part too.

>>941938603
professor is at uni and teacher is at school. Of course I am, I am in love with Earth.
Would you prefer I treat you coldly and logically?
Only pure, unrefined, untouched buttcheeks. Just people living in the moment, not a smartphone in sight. No pants no disease.
Don't tell me Taigafag has a new waifu please.

>>941938699
Yeah yeah I do, its just hard to believe that you changed so drastically.
>>941938798
Maybe, I just wanted to know what you thought about it, you know, since I clearly flew close to the sun there. Remember that one almost erotic Relm and Taiga drawing I made years ago, the only Relm and Taiga drawing I didnt give you the backup of? Well I used that as an inspiration. I still want to remake that and give it to you, the original is painfully bad.
>>941938829
Yeah, its pretty grim. I just dont like thinking about it, I dont handle bloodshed well.
I won I won!
>the current point is that you gotta look to the part too
What do you mean?
>>941938878
So they both do the same thing, got it.
Sometimes, when you come up with bullshit and refuse to elaborate, I wish you did, yeah. As if there was going to be any difference.
>Only pure, unrefined, untouched buttcheeks. Just people living in the moment, not a smartphone in sight. No pants no disease.
??????????????????????
"New" is a very hard word to use when he has had her as his waifu for like years at this point, 3 years at minimum, maybe more depending on how much information hes keeping to himself. Not like he hates Taiga or anything, he still likes her.

>>941939188
I am somewhat amazed youre not poking fun at the fact a gurofag is saying all of this.
>What do you mean?
>>And who the hell is going to follow along to some maid costume wearing pretty face when she says "lets to take over the world"?
Cant be going around showing yourself in goofy clothes and then saying "lets attempt a genocide".

>>941938054
i'm just messing around anyway, although I used to do that in communities but you people are boring, not enough drama to hold my interest. in any case I'm bored at work. how's your day going
>>941938253
that racist one you did a while back about Obama. NOT. COOL. BUDDY.

>>941939462
So boring that you decided to interact with us in the first place. All the drama already happened and you missed it. Im taking a break and doing nothing. My chest hurts and Im wondering if Im going to die or not.
Now lets cut back the slack, who are you.
>>941939445
People arent logical beings dude, feelings always get in the way, thats why you see open racists lusting over niggers.
My guy, its Touhou, EVERYONE goes around in goofy clothes, the most powerful goddess of hell looks like she just shopped at Hot Topic and she almost DID commit a genocide.

>>941939188
No, professor is also paid to do research, teacher doesn't research and only teaches.
Elaborating is exhausting, senpai. It takes mental energy. And it's alright to spend some mental energy on it, but sometimes I am too tired. My job is almost entirely mental, you know? I actually hit my mental limits almost daily because of how much theory I have to do for a living. If you want me to grab and carry you somewhere or walk a few miles I can do that anytime.
Anon, Taiga is cute, I am a little bit sad. It also surprises me. I thought Taigafag was so passionate and straight, but this anon always seemed so pure and coolheaded. Maybe I just never knew who our beloved Taigafag really was.
>>941939462
It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Obama as a german citizen!!
>>941939737
righteous!!!!!!!

>>941935085 (OP)
So cool! You put a lot of work into this one.
Jashin and Jill are listening to Suzuka talk about something, it looks like?
Thank you, as always, for including her.
I hope you came through the hurricane without issue.

>>941939188
Maybe I don't remember with clarity the last one, but this one is pretty cute, I didn't overreact because I don't really think this one has anything that outrageous
>>941939737
Beautiful

>>941939849
idk I've been here off and on for years, maybe I'm not here when it's interesting. people don't like me so I'll be anon, my identity is inconsequential. i've mostly stepped away from social interactions in any case, i tire of drama and people having bipolar crashouts about my latest joke.
>>941939858
that's not very skibidi of you my little pogchamp

HAPPY HALLOWEEN /WAIFU/!!!

>>941935085 (OP)
>Todays inquirement: Would your waifu put on a maid costume out of her own volition?
Yes, if it suited her purposes, whether that be to infiltrate a mark's residence or to tease me.

>>941939849
True enough.
Youre telling me you'd say "fuck yea dud" if a pretty face maid came to you and asked you to join on the slaughter?

>>941939948
don't touch my heart like this
sorry, Obama can be anything he wants to be. You, too.
>>941939956
Suzuka is infiltrating your mind

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
......

>>941939858
Ah, I see. Yeah but professor sounds much better. You know what Im going to call you that, thats a fitting Dani substitute.
I guess you are right, it just annoys me to no end, I just like straight answers. Take care.
Tigres situation is complicated, obviously I know more about him than you do, but you can always ask him directly, THE SAME WAY TO DO TO ME REGARDING RELM NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TELL YOU TO STOP.
>>941939860
Not that impressive, it has a lot of little mistakes, but I am working on too many things at the same time to give it full attention like in previous years.
Im fine.
>>941939865
Its been years, I dont blame you.
>I didn't overreact because I don't really think this one has anything that outrageous
Damn really? With how protective you are/have been of your waifu I thought I was gonna get something out of you for sure.
>>941939948
...I see.
>>941939956
Wasnt expecting that.
>>941939972
If that maid was a girl with weird powers and I was a girl with weird powers too in a setting with no consequences sure as hell I would.

>>941940511
Damn thats wild.

>>941940558
Again, context matters.

>>941940058
Suzuka infiltrated my mind, heart & soul on January 31, 2001.
This is the very first shot of her I ever saw.

>>941940595
>24 years

>>941940587
Well let me tell you, if that bitch Sakuya came to me asking to start a genocide I would not be hopping on that train.

>>941940647
Even if you were more or less on the same level as her? Even if what you supposedly "kill" doesnt really die and in the worst case it will just respawn? Even if there are no consquences about what you do and everything will be resolved anyways? Even if you yourself were a cute outcast girl with dubious morality?

>>941937917
Why do ytu act like this?

>>941940749
Doesnt matter, I am not following someone who is supposed to serve and has the mannerisms of a maid.
Thats not a very convincing leader.

>>941940058
thanks for believing in my earth-chan. i knew i could count on you for inspirational support
>>941940511
yeah well, mental illness is an epidemic. i like my stable adult life and talking to people that are bipolar and live in basements and are here for 8 hours a day doesn't sound fun to me. see you in 6 months.
>>941940806
cuz im gay

>>941940511
>Not that impressive, it has a lot of little mistakes, but I am working on too many things at the same time to give it full attention like in previous years.
Still, I think it's quite impressive, moreso since you rushed it.
>Im fine.
Good good.
>Wasnt expecting that.
Which part? My waifu being sneaky, or me being a perv?

>>941940646
Nearly 25. We are having our silver anniversary in a few months.
My first glimpse of her amazing ponytail.

>>941940845
We are not really talking about maid as an occupation though, we are talking about maid as an aesthetic.
>>941940930
Her willing to put on the maid thing at all.
>>941940990
Jesus Christ thats a lot of fucking time.

>>941940511
But we already have a Professor in these threads, Hakase chan.
But anon, how can I ask Taigafag something when there is no Taigapost?
>>941940595
:)
:DDD
how cute
>>941940909
I want you to be happy, and I think Earth chan would like to see you happy, too.

>>941941017
I think she looks quite good in it.
>Jesus Christ thats a lot of fucking time.
A girlfriend will leave you, but your waifu never will.

>>941940909
You better not be who I think you are, saying that you're going to leave.
But actually, you must do what's best for you, and if that is escaping this place for a while or forever, then you have my support, and I wish you nothing but the best.

>>941940909
Everyone here is gay anon, we don't care. See you tomorrow.

>>941941017
Thats a fair point that I forgot while yapping.
Though even so aint no way.

>>941941119
He doesnt post anymore.
I can talk to him and get you 2 talking together.
>>941941129
You are biased.
Goddamn.
>>941941315
Its just a set of clothing dude, but sure.
I cant say I would under normal circumstances either.

>>941941701
>You are biased.
You accidentally added an "i."
I've always had a thing for maid outfits.

>>941941701
Clothes matter quite a bit for some reason, people have made that excessively clear to me over the years.
I dont really get it either but thats how it is.

I am here to claim Serial Designation N! Happy Halloween!
N would canonically dress up like a maid with bunny ears this year! That's just what the marketing department decided.
There's a cute, little line recorded for an ad that has him reassuring himself that he loves doing anything while wearing it. It's so adorable!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJgF0iHrk2Y&t=8s
Bad thoughts!

>>941942013
Sure buddy.
Of course you do, you weeb.
>>941942181
Damn really?
>>941942377
Those just came out?

Congratulations, anon. In just a few hours more, you are permitted to be excited about Christmas. You made it.

>>941942469
Yeah.

>>941941701
Huh?? I don't get it.
>>941942614
I was gonna suggest another secret santa event to a community that once had one, but I stopped myself since it's not yet time.

>>941942690
Im telling that if I see him I will tell him to talk to you so you can ask him whatever you want.
>>941942614
No.
>>941942630
What have you learned about that.

>>941942999
That people are insufferable and everything about you is based on how you dress while no one is able to elaborate on any of the conclusions that are pulled from that.

>>941942469
Yeah! I preordered 8 of them because I wanted to get the N one. I think I got scammed!

>>941943376
>I preordered 8 of them
Jesus Christ.
>>941943158
Congratulations, you just figured how racism works.

>>941943514
Oh no, people can elaborate on their racism quite a bit. People will pull graphs and research just to backup their claims.

>>941942690
Sometimes it's hard with how many folks react so strangely to hearing about Christmas before they think it's time. Admittedly it might be a little early for a secret santa, though.
>>941942999
Oh, here a fine example we have. Nice trips.

>>941942999
nono, please don't ...
>>941942714
scary

>>941943686
I am one of those folks. It's not that I dislike early christmas spirit as a concept, but it's so obvious that the reason we hear about christmas in september/october is because it's damn profitable, because this holiday is monetized beyond recognition.
The same greed has taken a lot of liberty with my waifu, who I really like, so it disgusts me deeply to see and hear christmas decorations and advertisements so early. Though, I'm not sure the rest of the World is as frustrated with it as me.

>>941943686
Happy Halloween.

>>941943686
What do you mean. Are you drunk again.
>>941943630
Its the same then, with clothing its just based on empirical evidence so its harder to explain.
>>941943701
Why not, that way you can ask away all your questions. LIKE YOU DO WITH ME.

>>941943846
I hadn't considered that much, but I suppose every holiday is exploited to that sickening degree. If you can't cut past the corpos and recall fundamentally why they are holidays to begin with, you may find that you have let some joy drain from your life...
>>941943874
Happy Halloween. It's the most wonderful time for TF2.
>>941944261
Why would I be drinking at 3PM? I'm not a part of the Alan Jackson fan club, you know. You're an example of what I mentioned as above in that post! Just a jest.

>>941944652
3PM? Where do you live?
An example of what? I dont get it.

>>941944261
Hey, don't make this a threat, anon...
>>941944652
It's not all black and white, dealing in absolutes just paralyzes your power to change how things are. Christmas is by far the most commercialized holiday in my area.
Fundamentally, they are holidays because I was raised to celebrate them. I think, questioning that, and deciding myself what I want to celebrate and how and why, that's better than chasing trends and doing what my TV or ads tell me. Christmas isn't about buying things for me. It's for making things, and asking Earth chan to spend some time 1-on-1, and looking at snow.

>>941945173
I am threatening you with a good time.

>>941945122
hmmmm....... How about Thompson Falls, Montana?
Someone who doesn't like hearing about christmas early.
>>941945173
So there are holidays in your area that have maintained their earnest and solemn nature? Foregoing absolutes could even suggest that those such holidays have been compromised to some degree.
They are holidays because something worth remembering happened on that distant day, perhaps even millenia ago. A day of great joy, and sorrow, divorced from much of our contemporary human rot...
Your way of doing things is admirable too, though!! In winter, suggest warmth... Wraps back around to the old, virtuous tiding...

It's Halloween and Neru time! How's everybody doing tonight?

>>941945659
Timezones, how do they work.
Ah, that, yeah thats very cringe, seeing Chrismas decoration in september is dumb.

>>941945659
Yes of course they have been. Money is pretty influential anon.
If you think so, then maybe I still have something nice to learn and experience ahead of me.
My waifu has installed superior human technology in this burnt clay cave, so I can just turn on a knob and it's warm.
>>941946030
I'm happy, this year, some kids came trick or treating and I don't have to eat the candy bowl alone.

>>941946030
She's always so cute!!
>>941944652
Many hats to you my friend.

>>941935244
ugly ass nigga

>>941946907
malding cus hes cuter than you

>>941946424
I'm hiding in the dark so kids don't come knocking. So it's only slightly different than every other night

>>941946464
Small and cute. She's the perfect size

>>941947167
nah you tweaking he look muslim

Its 730 in the evening, you've just pissed on a dumpster. Its Miller Time

Happy Halloweiner

cell phone dude from taken

>>941947190
You should egg them.
Better yet, give them uncooked pasta.

good night sweet world, have fun with halloween.
>>941947190
I got into costume and everything just so they'd smile :)
I'd probably be scared of kids, if it weren't for my feelings for Earth tan. All I see is my waifu's children. Of course I'll be happy to see them.
>>941947446
Do I get a saving throw?
>>941947470
happy hallowaifu

>>941947470
Happy Hallowen Anzu

>>941947597
...no

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>>941947597
Good night.

>>941947808
Damn she reppin that shit making it look easy
>>941947979
(you)
(you)
(you)
(you)

>>941948565
Anzu doesn't need anymore candy, but I bet she changes costumes so she can double dip at every house.

>>941947577
Tempting. Very tempting. It is trick or treat, after all

>>941947597
I'm dressed up, but literally just sitting on discord watching stuff with friends. And I'm not the biggest fan of kids. They're a bit hard to deal with.

>>941947470
Happy Halloweenie

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I'M NOT USING INCOGNITO, I'M NOT EVEN USING CHROME, WHAT THE FUCK IS 4CHAN DOING????

Happy Halloween, /waifu/!

>>941948716
You got tricked instead of getting a treat!

>>941948565
Where have you been.

>>941948716
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed
I only browse 4chan on incognito and Ive never had that issue.
>>941948746
Nice .gif

>>941948685
Seems like a lot of work.
>>941948688
yay!
>>941948795
What is the opposite of here? Wow this new captcha is terrible.

>>941948780
You have no idea how fucking annoyed I am right now, I've used 4chan for 20 years and this is the first time it doesn't let me fucking post images.
I'm not using incognito mode, 4chan is coded by a bunch of niggers. Why the fuck would incognito mode even be a problem on an anonymous imageboard???

>>941948862
Then 4chan staff is even more incompetent than I thought.

>>941948906
this

>>941948873
True, she would fall asleep.
Maybe she's more the type to buy a big bag of candy to hand out, but ends up sitting there and eating it all herself?

>>941948906
Close your browser completely, clear all cache & cookies, and if you're behind a dynamic IP, turn off your gateway for ten minutes and reset it to hopefully be assigned a new IP.

>>941948565
Hell ye.

>>941948873
Have you been making stuff happen.
You are the second one that complains about that, Im still with the old one.
>>941948906
That sounds like a you issue tbh.

>>941949047
i just cleared the cookies and cache etc. i can't get a new IP, my ISP doesn't work that way.

>>941949051
>That sounds like a you issue tbh.
THERE'S NO FUCKING REASON WHY INCOGNITO MODE SHOULD BE AN ISSUE ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD

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>>941948996
Wow Suzuka looks so cool and mysterious here.
>>941949049
Swolezu
>>941949051
Things have been happening and I may or may not have had a hand in facilitating them.
Old man complains at cloud, what else is new? Did you draw this >>941935085 (OP) ?

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>>941949230
Hopefully good things.
Everyone complains. What if I did.

Hello everyone.
I don't intend to stay long, but I do wish to at least say Happy Halloween. I hope the night is well for all.

>>941949347
Hopefully!
Tell me about it. I would say wow the colors are so nice and Jashin's maid outfit is dashing and also why is Earth rizzing up Anzu who is probably already wasted off of one glass of wine. That's probably what I'd say.

>>941949140
It fucks with the captcha, probably, since the captcha system is IP based.
Are you on a VPN?

>>941949230
Yeah she looks really awesome in that one. Awesome artist.

>>941949482
Happy Halloween, Ritsuko claimer!

>>941949505
What do you mean hopefully, you were the one that experienced it, was it good or not.
What? Are you tired of people complaining?
What a pointless question to make, do you know anyone else that has that godawful style? >I would say wow the colors are so nice
The colors? Why?
>Jashin's maid outfit is dashing
Youre the second that pays special attention to the snake.
>why is Earth rizzing up Anzu who is probably already wasted off of one glass of wine
Funny story, originally Anzu was going to be annoyed and there was going to be a one annoyed one teasing dynamic, I then realized that thats what Relm and Yuki were going to be as well and rather than have the four repeat the same dynamic I changed Anzus expression for a more "happy" one. Im happy to see you noticed the glass there, I was going to put 2 empty glasses but I decided to be subtle and only put one.

>>941949482
You said your regards, now leave, you probably have halloween related bussinesses to attend too.

>>941949819
Time will tell.
Yes, I am tired of people.
What would I even do here if I didn't ask pointless questions? They are the first thing I noticed. You clearly
It stands out among the rest so no wonder there.
You told me I should always draw Relm happy rather than annoyed so I'm glad you took your own advice. You didn't answer the question though.

>>941949789
>It fucks with the captcha, probably, since the captcha system is IP based.
>Are you on a VPN?
No I'm not, and incognito doesn't give you a new IP.
It just separates cookies from outside incognito and inside incognito (and clears the incognito cookies when you close all incognito tabs).

In Firefox incognito mode is called private browsing, it's almost the same thing except in incognito mode Google still collects your activities.

>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.
>The File field has been cleared.
STILL GETTING THIS ERROR

>>941949943
Why do you keep at it.
>>941949978
That sounds ominous.
Ah yes, the average working on retail experience.
I mean, fair enough.
>They are the first thing I noticed
Still weird though, I didnt do anything different here, except for the colorful strokes of paint that I dont like to look at too much because they are not perfect.
>You clearly
What?
>It stands out among the rest so no wonder there.
Really? Why?
>You told me I should always draw Relm happy rather than annoyed
WHAT? I told you that? Damn I dont remember.
>I'm glad you took your own advice
I should that conciously, if Relm and Yuki werent going to take that dynamic Anzu might have ended up different.
>You didn't answer the question though.
Which one?

>>941949789
As to you, Suzuka.
>>941949882
First I'm not in the group drawing, now you shoo me away? You could just say you don't like me, Relm. I do not, I actually have no plans in mind.

>>941950170
Why is Earth rizzing up Anzu?

>>941950213
I think we started talking AFTER I started the planning of that, besides, you want to you see your waifu in my godawful artstyle? Are you insane?
>I do not, I actually have no plans in mind.
Not even attending the kids trick or treating?
>>941950249
Really now, thats your question, not even going to adress everything else I say. Youre so cringe.
Anyways shes not, I just went with that face because why not. Old and sassy old lady teasing the young, trope as old as time. You can however interpret it as rizzing if you want. No yuri to accompany it though.

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>>941950525
What are you trying to do?

>>941950350
No, but it's just a point to go against you, and that's what I needed for that message alone.
Not really. I'll let them have their fun, and I can enjoy a cold night with jazz.

>>941950350
I can and will, that's what it looks like to me. Was there something specific you'd like me to address? You did tell me that once. I don't think I know who Yuki is. I'm glad you drew Anzu happy and getting rizzed up by the rizzler. Why? Because it seems like you clearly took extra attention on her outfit specifically.

>>941950788
Thats incredibly petty. You were on the group drawing that Kneesocks made anyways.
Same as the Nerufag then.
>>941950870
I dont know, Im tired. I dont remember that at all. Purple hair dancing with Relm, dont worry. Youre weird. You mean Jashins? I didnt, she had the same average work as everyone else.

>>941951009
Indeed.
Wait, Kneesocks made one? I'll take it. In that sense, you've been knocked down a peg in the 'favorite poster' list.
I see. Whoever that is, I respect it.

>>941951107
Yeah, here it is>>941938646. Good, looking foward to the day I am your most hated.
Youre the Grinch but for halloween.

>>941951191
Wow friend she is cute and I trust her with that flail. Thank you friend.

>>941950170
To get these reactions from you.
Plus Earth went through all the trouble of animating it for me, so I want to get good usage out of it for his hard work.

Earth is "the rizzler."

>>941951237
Thats a very weird image to use to flatter when cuter and more tame and less hostile image were posted before.

>>941951520
That was barely a reaction.
Its so damn bad.

>>941951527
Well friend I think sometimes girls are cuter when they are threatening.

CORRECT, I am indeed draw picture

>>941951009
Well good job, you really outdid yourself this year. Next year might make Anzu a bit bigger and more of a central focus?

>>941951628
You... you what.
>>941951638
Youre raising the ranks in the popularity poll.

>>941951771
I just edited the drawing, the version posted in thread is outdated and cringe.
Outdid? Are you joking? The Castlevania one still reigns supreme as the best one. Why dont YOU make a halloween drawing and YOU make Anzu the focus.

>>941951925
Do you have any idea how much work that would be? I like this one better than the castlevania drawing. Newer = better

>>941951797
Its because Im so likable and boring. Im like a glass of room temp water, nothing special, but nothing bad.

Make a new thread.

>>941951967
Even with all the jank, I cant bring myself to hate that, I learned a lot making it.
>Do you have any idea how much work that would be?
Of course I do. You can always just make a drawing with 5 characters.
>Newer = better
Dumbass.
>>941952008
Thats better than whatever the fuck Im supposed to be.
I dont know about you, but here a temp water glass is very bad, there are some that might get offended by it.

>>941952145
You're like...black coffee. Harsh, but still weirdly liked.
How the hell could someone possibly be offended by that?

>>941952289
I cant argue against that.
In a country with perpetual summer offering a guest hot water is basically spiting on his face.

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