>>939561600
Holy fuck, dude, are you shitting me with this story? A footjob from an ex at 1 am in a Denny's after a random sports game at some community college? Give me a break, you lying sack of shit. I've seen more original and believable LARPs from a fucking kindergartener.
Let me get this straight - you're trying to convince us that you had an ex, which is already a stretch considering your sad, pathetic life, and then this ex just happens to be at Denny's at 1 am, and she's so horned up that she gives you a footjob? Are you fucking kidding me? You've never even had a girlfriend, you virgin mouthbreather, and now you're trying to pass off this ridiculous story as truth?
And what's with the details, dude? A sports game at a community college? How fucking cliché can you get? You think you're the first person to ever try to spin a yarn about some exciting, non-existent life, and you can't even be bothered to come up with something a little more original? It's like you took every boring, played-out trope from a bad 90s teen movie and mashed them all together into one big pile of shit.
Listen, dipshit, if you're going to try to LARP, at least put some effort into it. This story is so lazy, so half-assed, that it's almost insulting. And to think that you're trying to pass this off as real - dude, you need help. Serious, professional help. You should be seeking therapy, not posting this kind of crap on /b/. Get a grip, loser, and stop wasting our time with your pathetic fantasies.
And by the way, if you're really this desperate for attention, maybe you should try actually interacting with human beings instead of sitting alone in your mom's basement, jerking off to your own sad, sad fantasies. Just a thought, you festering pustule of a human being.
