Thread 939596980

Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order
>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives
>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence
>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged
>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own
>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot
>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things
>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you
>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void
>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying
>Gaze up at the darkness
>Embrace oblivion
>And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KdJcfmYvVU&pp=ygUXcmFtYiBmYW5tYWRlIGJvc3MgdGhlbWU%3D

Todays inquirement: What would be your waifus favorite cake flavor?

>>939596980 (OP)
Strawberry.

>>939596980 (OP)
>>939597007
thanks for noticing
cheesecake

>>939596980 (OP)
seed cake

>>939596980 (OP)
Strawberry

>>939597425
Seed cake? Is your waifu a hummingbird?
Just looked it up, very niche choice, you must know your waifu very well if you think she would be into something so specific.
>>939597550
I wish I had strawberry cakes when I was a kid.
Go to sleep.
>>939597420
Stop pulling out excuses out of nothing.
Is cheesecake really that good, I cant imagine a cake made out of cheese of all things tasting good.

>>939596980 (OP)
Carrot Cake.

>>939597630
it wasn't an excuse
yes soooo soooo goood I'm having a piece right now

>>939597630
Have you ever had one?

>>939597783
No, actually.
I barely like cake anymore, Ive never tasted anything other than chocolate, vanilla and pinapple.
>>939597742
It sure sounds like when you use it so much as one.
Cake? This late into the night?
>>939597735
As expected.

>>939597955
How unfortunate.

>>939598093
Have you?

>>939598151
Yes, you should try it sometime.

>>939598431
I would like to, if I ever get money to treat myself like that.

>>939598582
Good night and good luck

>>939598582
gn

>>939598582
i'm not the one who said that.

Glow niggers

>>939596980 (OP)
Red Velvet

>>939602927
Glow nigger tranny

>>939603091
Glowfaggot i'd rather die than be a pig

Wife.

>What would be your waifus favorite cake flavor?
How the hell do you guess at that?

look at this dude forgetting his wife

>>939604362
Ah, hell. I was being distracted by having to do a windows reboot, so I made it short. Cut one corner too many. The most important one, too.

>>939604362
>avatar

>>939604420
not as bad as those cut pits
what am i supposed to look at now

>>939604420
That edit lol

>>939604439
People always mention the pits. Never the titties.
It's almost like the filename is to blame, but I don't buy that.

>>939604494
'tis a favorite.

>>939596980 (OP)
This is by far the most horseshit retard thread in this entire website. How is it allowed

>>939604508
>People always mention the pits. Never the titties.

I don't get the appeal of the former over the latter

>>939604508
who cares about tits, everyone has tits
they didn't put any detail into those armpits though and honestly it was cooler censored
>>939604538
you mean the latter over the former

Look at my wife, my waifu's amazing.
>>939596980 (OP)
Apparently choccy cake, other sources say scone-flavored (apparently this means nothing-flavored, it's just butter and sugar I think).
The global cake market is characterized by a desire to try out new and exotic, "luxurious" flavors, according to my sources. Choccy cake however equals that entire market, making it the most popular flavor. Though, perhaps the sources differ because some simply don't count scones as cake.
>>939604420
great cropping
>>939604509
what's so bad about it?

>>939604548
The former is pits, the latter is breasts. I think I got that right, at least in my opinion lol

>>939604509
because they don't leave the avatar threads

>>939604553
flat
>>939604603
oh you're just wrong got it

>>939604794
no you

>>939604351
you don't it's normally referenced and if not you base it off favorite or most seen with flavored sweet with a smidge of schizophrenia

>>939604538
Hah, I think and WOULD hope that's most.
I'm not as fond as either as one would think.

>>939604548
The world has more armpits than tits.
And yeah, it's not a bad edit, seen like that.
Zero detail or not, Altair was stuill obsessed with them.

>>939604553
Thanks.

>>939597630
>Seed cake? Is your waifu a hummingbird?
Just looked it up, very niche choice, you must know your waifu very well if you think she would be into something so specific.
I made it up

>>939606122
well, i'm a bit of an old soul. i've always looked up to my mother, and i've always been a guy that likes to get to know the people in my life. i've always been a guy that likes to get to know the people in my life.

listen up liberals
which one of you pansies shit my pants

>>939607511
what kinda post is this?

>>939607491
not much to me anymore im retired from exciting life but the stuff ive done is too much to mention
i draw, cook, i don't do drugs and i make diorama displays for fun including charity work

>>939608054
Now this is shitposting.

https://youtu.be/4G0SHlkJhlA?si=ymwXKwhLdU9Q801U

>kneesocks claimed

>>939608054
was it you

waifu thread or avatar thread

>>939608405
girls dont poop
pressing enter on my keyboard opened Jill in a new tab
>>939608548
put your waifu as your profile picture on social media

>>939608622
i don't have social media

>>939608622
Didn't read maybe get over being a control freak

>>939612923
i made nearly every thread on the catalog

>>939604553
Chocolate is the vanilla flavor of cakes.
>>939602927
>Red cake
>Doesnt taste like any red fruit

if you meet me online, by Grubb's tavern, I will show you where the treasure is hidden

>>939612923
Eliphel.
>>939614640
My cat keeps hunting.

Need a duo for 2XKO

>>939614713
Spelled wrong.

>>939614713
gotta say good job and give a treat for the hunt or else youre the next target

>>939614762
I'd give it a go but they decided Vanguard was necessary.

I love my wife.

>>939596980 (OP)
>What would be your waifus favorite cake flavor?
She seems to prefer sweet drinks (matcha float, milk) and also eats fairly quickly, so I would assume she enjoys something sweet, perhaps strawberry cake.

Annnd i flex

>>939614713
I've been married for over a year now and my wife is amazing.

She's always been a bit of a weirdo, and I've always been a bit of a weirdo, so it's a good fit.

>>939614762
Elphelt, overheating.
>>939614765
It keeps bringing more rabbits.

>>939614992
Nice.

>>939615150
thinks you can't hunt and need to eat more, bringing you your share
stop being the runt of the litter and pick up the slack

>>939614938
Oh well

>>939615150
Yeah

>>939615591
He does it for fun tbh, I've seen him toy with smaller animals until they can't run anymore and then he eats them.
>>939615817
Yeah!

>>939615977
you gotta take it and thank him

>>939615977
I'll start.

My wife is a giantess. I married her after a long relationship, and we had a daughter together. She's a very kind and caring person. She loves me very much and I love her back

>>939616051
Independance festivities are coming soon so he'll be eating plenty of fresh meat.
>>939615994
March would probably collect labubus.

>>939622266
Im going out, make sure the thread doesnt die, kay?

>>939623309
Nah im going to bed in a bit, if it dies it dies.

>>939623332
Damn, good night then.

Mi gwaan pent mi a picta

yeah fuck out of here.
see you in like six hours once I give up.

>>939623950
mi gwaan tek a nap now booda

M

bomboclat

>>939596980 (OP)
wife? i don't have one. i'm a virgin. i only have fantasies.

>>939628550
:D

>>939631625
Wow, youre so early today.

>>939631688
my meds kicked in early today :D
I made a Relm cake drawing but fell asleep and you were gone :D

>>939631904
Why are you so happy today?
Meds??? Youre into medication?????????
Post it.

>>939632259
its a happy day :D sun is out wind is blowing and the wasps are nesting :D
you've never been sick?
you made a Relm drawing throwing cake right?

>>939632476
Is it day where you live?
Ah, those kinds of meds. So its nothing too troublesome, I assume.
No, I just made the one that its in the OP. So are you going to post the drawing you made or not.

>>939632605
yes is it night where you live?
:D
I vaguely remember one where someone was throwing cake
but sure here

>>939633000
Huh, I thought you lived in the US. Yes, it is.
I dont know why are you so happy, meds shouldnt have anything to do with it.
I dont think I have an image like that. How long did that take you? Why did you make that image? What is that red thing on the right side?

>>939633290
I do
:D yes
the whole night
because I had free time on Realm's birthday and that's an among us

>>939633560
What the fuck.
>the whole night
You didnt have to.
You should have taken that time to rest. What a weird amongus that is.

>>939633796
what??
but I did have to
I did rest I fell asleep before delivering it
yes he's got a gyatt

>>939633939
You guys have like 8 time zones.
Why.
If you say so.
Youre weird.

>>939634001
all the zones and times
because it was a special day
I did say so and happened so
Its funny to me

>>939634293
Jesus Christ, here I thought that every time you were here at this hour you were staying up very late.
It wasnt your waifus birthday, it shouldnt have been that special to you.
Should have used that time to make progress on the other drawing.
Your humor is broken.

>>939634375
sometimes I'm up at 1 a.m.
if you didn't like it its ok I get it
I have more time for that one during my weekends
it would be worse

>>939634690
Why do you do that.
Its not that I didnt like it, its just that it was a lot of effort for no good reason.
Fair enough.
Would or could?

>>939634750
because I can't sleep sometimes
did you like it? if yes that's good reason enough for me
yes
I don't know how that W got there but yes :D

>>939635083
Do you ALSO have insomnia.
Youre weird. What if I didnt?
Everything could be worse, doesnt mean that the current state of things is any less weird.

>>939635200
I think I do
then it was a complete waste even if I had some fun drawing it
but it could still get much worse in a bad bad bad way

>>939635395
Oh my God.
>then it was a complete waste even if I had some fun drawing it
Jesus Christ thats so fucking extreme.
How so. Also, is that text on the crewmates face? What does it say?

>>939635480
what what??
anyone would react that way to an unwanted gift
like fart jokes I'm not touching those
it says me love you long time in chinese
its supposed to be broken glass but I'm bad at it so it looks that way

>>939635805
Youre not the only one here with insomnia. Have you done something about it.
Thats just so damn dark and grim, have some self love to yourself, you yourself said that you had fun with it, you should consider that a victory.
>I'm not touching those
Thank you.
>it says me love you long time in chinese
Sure it does, buddy.
>its supposed to be broken glass but I'm bad at it so it looks that way
Think of broken glass as the roots of a tree, it starts at one point and branches out through the surface, the lines are sharp and straight and said likes also tend to branch. Pic related is the only example of it that I currently have with me.

4 waffles, 2 sausages, 2 hash browns, and a glass of milk. This is what fuels me.

>>939638147
Sausages and milk huh.

>>939638147
I'm a bit late for this one, but I'd like to introduce myself to the community.

My name is Alain, and I'm a 22-year-old man from France.

>>939638520
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Even if I never eat it at the right time.

>>939638634
Im so goddamn lazy in the morning, I dont like making my breakfast, if I had money Id just eat empanadas every day.

>>939638739
I just get lethargic is all. Too tired to do anything.
The go to breakfast of mine for the longest time was a cup of coffee, a snickers bar, and 2 cigarettes.
Now I don't smoke and I'm trying to minimize my caffeine and sugar intake.

>>939638865
Just take an ice cold shower and you will be fully awake in no time.

>>939638976
That is not how my body works. This car is a war machine, it runs on nicotine and caffeine.

>>939639130
It sure feels nice not needing any of that shit to work properly.

>>939639255
Proud of you son.

>>939639941
thank god

few neptroon posts ill bump

last one for this garbage thread i thought i was gonna read waifu cringe but just became avatar thread again

yippee.

Altair sent him something unspeakable again, didn't he?

don't post here much anymore btw
nigga posted cp lmao

>>939647104
>transexual responds an hour later
don't you got nha threads to watch on bant or meth to smoke?

oh right he doesn't because it's dead
niggers think they're tmz when they always been laughingstocks erping on endchan with meth in their lungs and i can talk shit about any of em from the nigger to the dogfucker
you have to stay anon and pretend to be eachother

been like 3hrs the bant nah still on page 3

>>939647104
>signature posting

>What's going on in this th...
OH LAWD...

hate multi posting sometimes

>>939648095
i'm not claiming any wife, i'm just curious about your experiences.

i've been thinking about a female energy that i can't really put a name to. it seems to be some sort of energy that is all around me and seems to have an effect on me

i need to start buying sleeping pills again

mindbroken retard doesn't understand what a signature actually is lmao