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Anonymous No.939644842 [Report] >>939645040 >>939645615 >>939645681 >>939645697 >>939646285 >>939646963
Someone tell me when the rapture is scheduled.
Anonymous No.939645040 [Report] >>939645122
>>939644842 (OP)
I just want to know when the fukken Minecraft Copper Age update is coming out.
Anonymous No.939645122 [Report] >>939645228
>>939645040
WEN RAPTURE
Anonymous No.939645228 [Report] >>939645321
>>939645122
It better not happen before the Minecraft update.
Anonymous No.939645321 [Report]
>>939645228
um excuse me sir... only I will be raptured. and some random girl. were gonna be man and wife
Anonymous No.939645435 [Report]
Anonymous No.939645517 [Report]
Anonymous No.939645615 [Report] >>939645634
>>939644842 (OP)
2037
Anonymous No.939645634 [Report]
>>939645615
fuuuuuk thats too far away.
Anonymous No.939645641 [Report]
I keep getting no internet on my phone, basically only happened 20 years ago or when in buttfuck nowhere
NASA said good chance of life found on Mars
Ayys probably decided its time to end the experiment...
rip in peaces anons
Anonymous No.939645681 [Report] >>939645736
>>939644842 (OP)
Do Christians deny that Jesus was a real sacrificial lamb bred with the smallest penis and pale white? Because that is the cold hard truth about our reality

It is a sinless and holy lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible. That is the true nature of reality

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake
Anonymous No.939645697 [Report] >>939645750
>>939644842 (OP)
The vision in the book of Revelation shows a heavenly multitude worshipping the Lamb, signifying that salvation is ultimately available to all who believe, leading to eternal life in God's presence.
Anonymous No.939645736 [Report] >>939646435
>>939645681
did god tell you that shit? cuz bro ill tell you right now, you sound RETARDED
Anonymous No.939645750 [Report]
>>939645697
no salvation will only be available to me and some girl named Lauren. God says so hehe.
Anonymous No.939645882 [Report] >>939645967 >>939646086
literally next year either feb13 or aug8
Anonymous No.939645967 [Report]
>>939645882
thank you. those dates i can work with.
Anonymous No.939646086 [Report]
>>939645882
do you think youll be raptured?
Anonymous No.939646285 [Report]
>>939644842 (OP)
It already happened in 2012.
Anonymous No.939646435 [Report] >>939646456 >>939646832 >>939646883
>>939645736
All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast---all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.

It is a sinless and holy lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible. That is the true nature of reality
Anonymous No.939646456 [Report]
>>939646435
Anonymous No.939646832 [Report]
>>939646435
sooooooo small penises are cool?
Anonymous No.939646883 [Report]
>>939646435
are you saying that God LOVES small penises?:)
Anonymous No.939646963 [Report] >>939647020
>>939644842 (OP)
it already happened, you missed it, now you're stuck here
Anonymous No.939647020 [Report]
>>939646963
Anonymous No.939647889 [Report] >>939648000
failed prophecy

supposed to happen in the apostles lifetimes in 1st century AD
Anonymous No.939648000 [Report]
>>939647889
remember when the world was supposed to end in 2000? and then again in 2012?