christianity is proof this isn't true lol

jesus was meant to come back in the apostles lifetimes in the 1st century

the last 2 millenia is cope and burying verses that said so

One thing I never understood about the Flying Jew's religion.

The Galilean X-Man was supposed to be a kind of last blood offering to replace all the blood offerings the Jews made in the Temple.

Then the Nazarene Saiyan was beaten like a whore by a pimp and hung until he became a nailed zombie.

Okay.

But why did God, the creator of the Universe, need hemoglobin??

Did he have anemia??

>>214013192
Uma coisa que eu nunca entendi sobre a religião do judeu voador.

O x-man galileu seria uma espécie de última oferta de sangue para substituir todas as ofertas de sangue que os judeus faziam no Templo.

Aí o saiyajin nazareno foi espancado igual puta na mão de cafetão e pendurado até virar um zumbi pregado

Tá

Mas por que Deus, o criador do Universo, precisava de hemoglobina??

Ele tinha anemia??

While Jesus may have been a historical figure, he was nothing like his followers claim, he was simply a grifter who knew how to play his cards right.

He was not the son of god, he was actually the bastard child of a Roman soldier named Panthera whom Mary had committed adultery with.

His “miracles” were nothing more than cheap magic tricks he learned during his youth in Egypt (which was known for its magicians). Apollonius and Vespasian did similar things, are they too the son of god?

Also, the resurrection story was fake.

1. it already failed

2. it's a psyop to make you expect the victory of zionism (synagogue of satan has to win first) the part where jesus falls out of the sky is suspect

early christians preached and taught an immediate eschatology (within the apostles lifetimes)

when it failed then the copes came out

>>213506736
>1 Corinthians 7:29
>What I mean, brothers and sisters, is that the time is short. From now on those who have wives should live as if they do not;

>Revelation 22:20
>He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!

Haha, some poor schmuck wrote that 2,000 years ago and they died waiting and it never came true. Christcucks are such pathetic losers.

>1 Corinthians 7:29
>What I mean, brothers and sisters, is that the time is short. From now on those who have wives should live as if they do not;

>Revelation 22:20
>He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!

Haha, some poor schmuck wrote that 2,000 years ago and they died waiting and it never came true. Christcucks are such pathetic losers.

christians want to bury the fact jesus declared he would return in the apostles lifetimes lol

The apostles and paul taught that rabbi yeshua will come in their lifetimes

Obviously this didn't happen so they started making copes

>>213402166

And Vespasianus' family along with their Herodian-Maccabean allies like Agrippa II created Jesus and wrote the Synoptic Gospels to justify the Jews being BTFOed and the Temple destroyed

based thread

>>510468271
COPE

Failed prophecy

Early christians were taught this would happen in the apostles lifetimes

2 more millenia!

threadly reminder rabbi yeshua declared he would return in the apostles lifetimes and failed

>>510116822
Here ape

>>17831230
>I'm waiting for a magic rabbi

>only jews can save me

christgolem slave morality lol

32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 33 Be on guard! Be alert[a]! You do not know when that time will come.

How come the flying jew didn't know when he would return??? Why didn't he say exactly the day, time and place instead of leaving the suckers in suspense for hundreds of years?

>>17804134
>there are no contradictions in the bible

>why does jesus have 2 genealogies?
>how did judas die?
>why did jesus declare he would return in the apostles lifetimes?

>>509006525
Just ignore the perfectly reasonable issues addressed in the pic christkike

>>509012288
we literally have no first hand accounts of rabbi yeshua

everything we know is written by his cultists (anonymously) 30 years later in those gospels

>>212131643

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>>508667209
he failed to return in the apostles lifetimes. this is what he said and the apostles taught.

>>22857157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRb5qsvf_c

>>508228733
No one needs to silence you. Your hew ain't coming back just like Tyrones father

jesus promised to return in the apostles lifetimes and failed

the elites aren't trying to fulfill biblical prophecy but talmudic prophecy

your rabbi already failed to come back in the apostles lifetimes

>>211905719
The circumcised god placed the same hole to pass oxygen and food

Daily reminder this was supposed to happen in the apostles lifetimes

>>17773055
rabbi yeshua declared he would return in the apostles lifetimes though

Two more weeks

Two more weeks from your country

>>17762246
How truthful was he when he said he would return in the apostles lifetimes?

>>105579451
failed cult leader. he already promised to return in his apostles lifetimes and didn't

TWO MORE WEEKS

Ravvi Yeshua didn't even fulfill his own prophecy to return in the apostles lifetimes