Thread 17937465

One thing I never understood about the Flying Jew's religion.

The Galilean X-Man was supposed to be a kind of last blood offering to replace all the blood offerings the Jews made in the Temple.

Then the Nazarene Saiyan was beaten like a whore by a pimp and hung until he became a nailed zombie.

Okay.

But why did God, the creator of the Universe, need hemoglobin??

Did he have anemia??

>>17937465 (OP)
>tries to make a story as incomprehensible as possible
>succeeds
>>> still pretends he wants to understand it
I will engage with you if you genuinely take exactly 4 minutes and 35 seconds to reflect on your motivation to do it this way.

>>17937476
>>tries to make a story as incomprehensible as possible
>>succeeds
>>>> still pretends he wants to understand it


Are you talking abiut the Bible??

>>17937484
No.

>>17937489
He is asking why God needed sacrificial blood

>>17937503
I'm aware. And if he googled he would have found an answer in 15 seconds. But instead he chose to yap about Saiyan and hemoglobin on an imageboard... the most valuable thing he can take away from this is a little bit of self-knowledge.

>>17937476
>tries to make a story as incomprehensible as possible
Christians literally believe a virgin gave birth to a magic flying rabbi though.

>>17937512
If the sky rabbi needed blood for any reason then it means the sky rabbi is subject to external constraints.

>>17937579
>proves my point
Thanks.

>>17937583
No idea what this is talking about.

>>17937465 (OP)
>The Galilean X-Man

Kek

>>17937465 (OP)
Imagine, OP, you posted this rant on /his/ about a man who may or may nor have existed 2,000 years ago instead of going outside, getting fresh air, exercise, meeting women, having sex etc. Just think about that for a moment and get back to me.

>>17937465 (OP)
anon
apocalypse already happened
we live in post apocalyptic world
god take his chosen and left the world behind
all modern religions all just trying to cope with it, all oculists are trying to get gods attentions