Thread 17898645

Dad's never coming back from the store.

>>17898645 (OP)
70 AD
He did come and was literally seen in the clouds.
https://www.revelationrevolution.org/jesus-the-son-of-man-was-seen-in-the-clouds-in-a-d-66/
https://tektonticker.blogspot.com/2022/05/today-i-have-special-guest-piece-by.html

>>17898645 (OP)
The Son of Man has indeed come.

Emperor Titus, who, according to Flavius Josephus, came on the clouds and fucked Pharisees, sicarios (Iscariots) and scribes. And then sat at the right side of God (Vespasianus).

>>17898645 (OP)
It seems neither is yours, Kyle.

>>17898652
The destruction of the temple wasn't the end of the world nor the second coming; no christians believe that

>>17898676
>The destruction of the temple wasn't the end of the world
It never says "end of the world", it says "end of the age". The destruction of the Temple marked the end of the old age and the beginning of the new age of the Messiah.

>nor the second coming
It also never says "second coming". Jesus has come many times: he came to Abraham to discuss Lot, he came to Jacob at Haran, he came to Moses in the burning bush. "Second coming" is a completely unbiblical phrase.

>no christians believe that
Tons do, it's called Preterism

>>17898645 (OP)
Shalom, rabbi.

>>17898735
2000 more years

>>17898674
Wtf is this post meant to mean

>>17898841
Jews await a messiah which will free them from the yoke of the Law. But Talmud jews take another path, doing murder unto all others (the rest of israel) so that at some future day they may become alone upon the throne of heaven. It is some loophole they think they've found in the method of the Son's salvation.

>>17898853
>a messiah which will free them from the yoke of the Law

>>17898863
His idea was that to demonstrate a people's divinity they ought to do all things contrary to the creators designs. To thumb their nose at God, as it were, and thus assert their dominion and usurpation.

An unorthodox and ultimately doomed approach.

>>17898879
He was a gnostic who believed the creator was evil (based)

>>17898674
>>17898853
Incoherent schizo freak

>>17898645 (OP)
He was never here to begin with. Paul, the Jew with either hereditary schizophrenia or compulsive lying which is common in Jews, hallucinated/made up encounters with Jesus and the Gospels were written after his letters.

>>17898956
Your people are unmasked and more of your enemies become aware of your plans every day. tick tock

>>17898983
Yeah, you sure unmasked “Kyle”

>>17898645 (OP)

Hey man, I'll pray for you.

>>17898735
This is what I will say to Jesus when I see him in Gehenna (we both worked on the Sabbath)

>>17899281
No thanks.

>>17898645 (OP)
Have fun burning.
>>17899281
Have fun burning.

>>17898973
Paul's original writings were heresies. Roman clergy published heavily modified versions.

early christians preached and taught an immediate eschatology (within the apostles lifetimes)

when it failed then the copes came out

>>17898645 (OP)
Yeah, that dead jew ain't coming back.

>>17898956
Kyle is the name of the Jewish kid in South Park

>>17899783
>when it failed then the copes came out
You even see it in John (written last) with things like "The Kingdom of god is acktually within you!"

>>17898694
>Tons do, it's called Preterism
Who believes in it? Some minor liberal Protestant groups? Certainly not any major Church. I can't imagine any religious Christian say that "ackchually Jesus' promise to return was about the Jewish war".

>>17898652
>9000-word schizopost
>to lay out an argument almost nobody believes in that, if granted, means the biblical prophecy about Satan and evil being completely destroyed is 1000-year overdue
*slow clap*

>>17898645 (OP)
Hi, Jesus here

Sorry I'm a bit late, was stuck in traffic, but I'm here now and I'll punish all the infidels (including you) in hell forever, don't worry

>>17898645 (OP)
No,but the chance that he will is the only thing keeping a large group of retards in line.

>>17901962
The biggest contemporary writer you'd recognize is R.C. Sproul. I encounter Preterists reasonably often. Even here, you must have - haven't you seen others replying to this question on this very board by talking about 70 AD?

>>17902053
>almost nobody
Even on /his/ I see it come up a lot, writers like R.C. Sproul and J.P. Holding talk about it a lot. It's hardly some obscure idea

>means the biblical prophecy about Satan and evil being completely destroyed is 1000-year overdue
Are you really taking Revelation's "millennium" as a hard number? You couldn't find a book in the entire Bible that's a worse fit

You're also mistaking the timeline a bit. First Satan is bound for a millennium. That's where we are now. Later on he returns. It's after that that evil is destroyed.

>>17898652
>blogspot
Thanks anon. This week has been pretty rough. I needed that belly laugh.
>>17898735
>if you don't like nigger rap music then you are a black nigger
This is how antisemitic christcucks sound.

Jesus will be back, he just went out for smokes.

>>17902796
J.P. Holding's blog > the rest of the internet

>>17900897
Ill give you a comeback alright