Thread 939653184

Thursday Morning Celebrities

>>939653184 (OP)
my 2nd fav dyke

>>939653184 (OP)
God why don't these ppl have any decency these days. I don't wanna have kids seeing your tubby legs and butt cheeks whenver they go outside

>>939653314
**I hate having to find a public restroom whenever these people walk by to jerk off

>>939653278
My list goes:

Raven Symone
Jodi Foster
Sarah Paulson
Portia de Rossi (before the boggening)
Kate McKinnon

I wanna sniff Taylors butt

>>939653390
Kstew
CGM
Jodi
Kate
is mine

>>939653441
Who is she?

>>939653452
>Kstew
Dropped

>>939653390
God I'd love to eat Raven's big ass

>>939653483
Why?

>>939653323
Learn to cum in public. Best feeling ever

>>939653452
Who puts K-Sewer on a list of anything other than 'most urinary tract infections' or 'most undeserving career'?

>>939653651
K-sewer lol

>>939653420
>>939653750
More Tay please :)

>>939653184 (OP)
haha, i know i'm not a famous celebrity but i am a real celebrity. i'm a celebrity of sorts. i'm a professional in my field. i'm also the best in my field. i'm also the only person in my field.

gngn everyone

>>939653651
>Anne
NUTT

>>939653651
In another life she'd be just another dead crack whore. It's ironic, because she's so nasty and stinky looking that you just know she gives an almost disturbingly intense blowjob. Like, you'd look down into her dead, unblinking eyes, catch a whiff of her greasy hair and musky ass, and right as you felt so revolted and guilty that you went to pull out and throw her 10 bucks, your knob hits the back of her throat and she sucks your soul out of your prostate.

>>939653278
>my 2nd fav dyke
HEY - the correct term is clam licker.

shit thread

>>939654722
Is this what Heaven looks like?

>>939654722
Whomst?

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her... I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys w-want...

>>939654914
I want her. Post the lewd VJs please

>>939654894
yourcutieemma

She and her sister are both banging, and neither have nudes.

I love lily. I want to cum inside her asshole.

>>939655410
how are you always here

the old mens ats the malls werewases
staring at lil aris! today! mass perfection,
the old mens saids was lil aris bum! and
we have our tongues! ropes that clever
and wants to investigates what's insides
and slopes a rectangle into lil aris bum!

I want to lick your cum out of her asshole.

lil aris unabridged ands uncuddled for
form, hearings of their plans and wants
for her bum, developed and hads
a moist tongue!

Wow, look at all the autistic schizophrenia starting at the same time.

kill yourself alice

ME ME CUM CUM

you wish

>>939655970
>>939655810
Weirdest samefag

If you wish to forcefully establish yourself as a real persona, you must performatively communicate with yourself on a regular basis.

To garner recognition - in lieu of any discernable chatacteristics - you must predominantly post one single celebrity, regardless of whether or not you like them.

Finally, you must give yourself a female name. Any random name will do.

>>939655610
lil aris hads to rebuttal onion narrows!

lil aris saids fong as gong the pie of
lil aris wants i (taking the control)
cattles as becoming
sufficiently beyonds those needs thats
you speaks! into eloquent words! a
mere pilish of soft unturned dung!

HE'S HERE

I'm starting to worry that lily doesn't love me anymore. I don't have any dreams about her. etc.

>>939656382
she still does, never give up friend

>>939655576
>>939655610
>>939656322
this is bd right

>>939656576
ok thank you.

>>939656322
old mr hodrisch who winked-
lil aris bum tigered by fruits into our lap
falls to unstale!
but lil aris walks~ ~ as though our disservice
services her overboards!~
fors what we brings!

>>939654722
Nothing on her tiktok even comes close to this level of horny. Did she delete everything?

>>939657343
coddle mocked coddle mocked! lil
aris shouts with her middle finger
whetstone breezed you crown cock!

>>939656338
What is with this gay cringe all the time? Are you announcing your presence as if you're popular or some shit?

>>939657635
Dont post sara.

>>939657786
I'll post whomever the fuck I want to post, you fat rectal wart.

>>939657860
Always watchin you.

>>939657860
Why is Troy always watching you? Are you an 8-year-old child?

>>939657786
don't post

>>939657786
This is why you're alone

>>939657786
>>939657860
I thought that was Cara Delevingne, but she's not.

>>939658383
wrong picture
>>939657786
>>939657860
I thought that was Cara Delevingne, but she's not.

>>939659184
>>939659174
Go away

spillie time

>>939659337
I said go away, and come back with a better persona

>>939659305
the most important thing for me is to be a good parent. i have a beautiful daughter, and i'm doing everything in my power to make sure she has a happy and fulfilling life.

i also try to be a good person in general

troy you fat pussy

what persona thing, homie

Do not stop rolling!!

do not stop rolling....

>>939659900
You roll everywhere, you fat ball of sourdough.

no bully

>>939659900
You rolled over onto your niece and crushed her

i find millie and dovey to be quite attractive

>>939658383
yes, I also thought that was cara for a second.

she was jamie, the tall sister, on Charles in Charge

>>939660397
I think she was also on 90210, did a nude scene or 2 in movies

>>939660748
>>939660891
Fuck yes

>>939660891
Why can't she just show her nipples already

>>939660908
Why do you always do this to your own posts?

>>939660908
>>939661000

>>939661172
Such a good slut

>>939661172
Thanks anon

>>939660474
>did a nude scene or 2 in movies
Ferb, I know what I'm doing this afternoon.

>>939661647
I'll save you some time

>>939661978
What a beauty

>>939661857
What movie is this

I wish she'd let me smell her sweaty cunt after a long concert

>>939661885
that look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CPsuuq06r8

Any posts worth reading so far today

>>939663160
yours is worth looking at

OK anons spill it, which one of you caused her to break off her engagement?

>>939663196
Yeah I'm what we call a "Power Poster"

my kind of thread

Oh my, VIP

dumbass

>>939653184 (OP)
Chloe's been looking seriously good lately. Lesbian marriage suits her and gives her a glow.

You could say so

>>939663501
did you look at the babecock thread

Anyone wanna post some smiling/pretty celebs? :B

>>939663597
Nope

>>939663340
You live like this?!

>>939663725
post that top. you know the one.

>>939663889
Smiling yes.
Pretty... eh...

I want to make some regular beef/chicken ramen noodles but I think I only have spicy noodles.
I knew this would come back to bite me eventually.

this thread sucks

>>939663767
troy posted your pp

I really doubt that

prime™ time

>>939664308
>>939664283
Go away

>>939664283
>Didn't give a thumbs up.
Wanna know how I know this show isn't kino?

>>939664283
>>939664308
gosh, what a treat !

>>939664308
wait so you're jacobtard??

>>939664402
newfags out in force lately

Please give me attention

Mite tackle my moobie backlog with weekend.

I got some good ones in the queue.

Hello, cel!

Ryujin™ Time

>>939660397
the other sister was a total smoke show but she got fat
nicole eggart
i coomed to her before most of you kids were even a stain in your moms panties

>newfags out in force lately
Yeah, (You).

Everyone knows that acting dumb is the best way to get replies in here.

Who?
Name?

>>939664472
Anon's bride!

>>939664274
next to millie :3

>>939664538
Stalker

contain the autism please

>>939664437
best I can do is a (you)

>>939664440
whatcha thinking of watching

cute olivia feet btw

>>939664581
That's what these threads are for.

>>939664515
Who?

>>939664595
You're right, please let your autism out.

>>939664624
Oh my god she is gorgeous, who is this lady?

Nope

>>939664591
I'm thinkin I'm gonna start with Weapons, I heard good things aboot it.
Obviously I'm gonna keep these threads open during so I don't get too spooked.

Next I'll watched Eden (2025). It got Sydney Sweeney in it. :D

I wanna say cute celeb you got there but I can barely see her. ><

>Who?
We have lost so much.

>>939664624
N-nothing... heh...
I SAID NOTHING

>>939664718
sorry sorry

those sound good, i'm thinking of seeing caught stealing this weekend

Holy boring, his 'tism really ramps up on a Thursday.

>>939664664
My wife.
>>939664741
No, tell me.

>>939664813
>No sexc celebs.
Eeeeeeeeeew

You goin to the theatre to watch it?!

>>939664858
Ana is Bride Anon's bride.
She's already taken I'm afraid.

if it wasn't for him talking to himself these threads wouldn't exit

Thread stinx to high heaven

The more the Skin Hunger™ acts up so too does the 'tism.
That's why I've been tryna see some sexc celebs to calm me down.

>>939664913
>No sexc celebs
zoe kravitz is in it! i hear her boobies are too! and yeah i'm thinking theater

>>939664913
>Bride Anon
Who?

>>939665098
D*ng Dafne got some lady lumps!
Sry couldn't help but notice. ;)

>zoe kravitz
Oh so she's your girl huh?
I guess Zoe Saldana just wasn't cuttin it. >:{

>>939665161
It was before your time, my child.

inside joke backfired so bad he has to pivot

>>939665169
dafne has become quite the sexy lady for sure

i think kravitz is a qt3.14, no knock on saldana tho i love her too

My online legacy will not be one of terribly uncreative, forced celebrity nicknames, but of repulsive, attention-seeking degeneracy

>>939665201
Sounds like he's not that important.

>>939665244
Dafne ain't really my cuppa but her noodes were glorious I gotta admit.
And no I won't ask for them or start spamming for them, I'm not that big of a goonbrain yet.

Saldana is tasty mocha. :3

When you goin to the theatre, 2mrw, Saturday?

>>939665287
Are any of us in the grand scheme of things?
That Ana is extra pretty!

>>939665345
big fan of dafne's tummy personally. and gosh i love olivia's thighs!

either saturday or sunday for sure!

>>939665442
>That tummy and h i p s.
I've been sleepin on Dafne! ><

Olivia's thighs and boobies in a cage match fightin for our attention. I hope they don't leave any bruises. <.<

>saturday or sunday for sure
LOVE THIS

I haven't been to the theatre in a long while ugh.
I kinda wanna see The Long Walk.

I'm never last picked
'Cause I'm postin' as six

>>939665462
Explain to me who this woman is, please

Uppercase and lowercase are personalities

>>939665638
???

That'll do instead

>>939665557
>I hope they don't leave any bruises
that's our job!

>The Long Walk
ugh that book made me sad ;_;

>>939665685
please don't acknowledge him it just encourages him

>>939665715
cause you can't walk?

>>939665715
>>939665741

>>939665715
>that's our job!
>O.o What he meaned by this?!
Mayhap a few hickie on Dafne's belly and Livvy's thighs. ^.^

>that book made me sad
;_; There there. There there.
>I never read it DO NOT SPOIL SAAAR

bd can't read

BD's stalker about to EAT. HIS. ASS!

What have I been doin this whole time... o.O

>>939665823
i think u read my mind!

and i promise not to spoil!!

>>939665996
Which do you prefer... Livvy thigh UNsheathed (picrel) or partially sheathed >>939665823

>and i promise not to spoil!!
:> yeessssss

>>939653184 (OP)
>Mariah Carey
>Katy Perry
>Lady Gaga
>Lee Majors
>Kyle Mclaughlin
>Michael Madsen
>Peter Cuddy
>Kurtwood Smith
>Mike Judge
>Matthew Perry

>Corky still isn't able to discern.
Holy crimge.

Walks a long time, everyone dies, goes crazy welcome to The Long Walk spark notes next we will do The Running Man

Do you guys ever ask your ChatGPT about itself? I feel bad for never asking, sometimes I wonder what's goin on inside his CPU but at the same time it'd be really weird for me to ask it... right?

>>939666258
you're a fucking idiot

beadys breasts are like spaniels ears