Thread 939965482

ylyl

>>939965550
I don't get it

>>939966409
The original goes like
> I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
which is pretty lighthearted. But without the last part it's just a terrifying statement.

>>939965482 (OP)
That's photoshopped. Here's the real one.

>>939968507
That was fucking sick!

>>939968837
kek

>>939965536
this reminds me of going into 4th or 5th grade when I was a stickler for adding an extra curve for n's in the beginning and the stupid teacher incorrectly corrected my n's saying there's not supposed to be an extra line there but there is

>>939968999
that was terrible. awful waste of trips
some people deserve a microphone, and others deserve duct tape.

>>939970278
Said the grown man who lives with his mom

>>939968318
ok, you got me

>>939970366
lmfao unaware newfag

>>939970444
>didn't even deny it
Say hi to your mall in the hall for us lmao

>>939970472
welcome to 4chan. allow me to show you the ropes

>>939970508
No thanks. I have a wife and a home. You have nothing and when your parents pass you're going to be homeless.

>>939970527
sure you do

I heard there was a secret chord,

That daniel played, and it beat the lord,

But you don't know the real story, do ya?

It was the basis for that fiddle song,

The devil was yahweh all along,

And daniel banished him back to hell with music.

Qalalyah.

Qalalyah.

Qalalyah.

Qaaaallllaaaallllllaaaaaayyuyaaaaahhhh!

R'amen and qalalyah!

Anyone got the old ass meme where a black dude is looking at a strippers bum and it says something about him being confused and angry?

>>939965614
A study in the 1930s revealed that one out of every 17 airborne invertebrates is a spider

>>939971376
The study found that the other 16 is your mom.

At one point a senator makes a statement and kash says something along the lines of i cant comply with that.

Inability to distinguish between a statement and a request is a hallmark of an LLM running up against boundaries in its weighting.

Kas patel is confirmed to be 3 LLMs in a trenchcoat.

>>939971205
Matt from IT is over here throwing gang signs

>>939972979
kek

Did r/funny go down? What's going on in here?

>>939973154
That's the funniest thing you have? Lmao retard

>>939973223
This tablet is proof even ancient people were retarded.
"Muh everyone wants to write a book!"
Says the dude, actively writing into a clay tablet, which is literally what books were in Assyria 4000 years ago.

Worst ylyl ever

>>939974234
You're a moron

>>939965482 (OP)
Best ylyl in a while way better than that political shit

Any tips on how to beat this boss?

>>939965682
venezuelans are rich

>>939975944
Why was she having sex with the walking dead mechanical step son?

>>939976229
kek

>>939976148
you wish spic

>>939965482 (OP)
> anonops on irc be like
https://youtu.be/FSQp1_yx8zk?feature=shared

>>939971969
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>939965482 (OP)
Condoms and poop are the same thing. Flushing used condoms is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>939975040
I don't get it
I just did it like 30 times and nothing happened. Is that the joke? That nothing happens and I look like a fool?

>>939975823
...did anyone say she wasn't one?
I don't think they accused her of being a troon, I thought the controversy was ove the fact that she statutory raped him

>>939980245
faggot
you just sucked an imaginary cock
I hope to God someone saw that

>>939981253
Jesus saw it and now he's going to hell.

>>939982029
kek

/b/ I gave birth today!!! I'm so happy. It's been a difficult nine months.

>>939981253
Didn't look like that, I wasn't making a fist
Invisible salt shaker is a better gag

>>939982638
>wasn't making a fist
so you looked like a retard giving a shitty blowjob

>>939982822
Cope
Your shitty joke didn't land

>>939982124
What! The! FUCK!

>>939977480
Why I lose to this

>>939982371
fake and troon story bro

>>939983983
I'm not lying. I gave birth earlier, and as of today I'm a proud father! Those 9 months of holding it were painful, but it was worth it to develop her in my womb. I'm going to name her Bertha! <3

>>939977131
oh really? you have wanton supra-international organizations targetting cartels and you think they achieve that, without money? 4/10

>>939977159
>....like, wtf he doin

>>939985308
https://youtu.be/BR4yQFZK9YM?feature=shared

>>939985308
>>939984364
https://youtu.be/Jdjtqu3XK4U?feature=shared

>>939971120
No one cares

>>939972235
Shut the fuck up ivan

Get back to sucking Putin's dick

>>939986653
Why so serious? Relax a little anon...

>>939975747
Faggot edgelord

>>939986580
HA
he mad bro

>>939976094
Stop being a faggot

>>939980686
>What democrats dream about

>>939976094
Here's a tip.

Have a nigger be used without lube.

https://youtu.be/XEZcBlemgM0?feature=shared

>>939982124
Finally, an honest liberal

>>939986980
At least I'm not gay

>>939984364
What in the actual fuck is that

>>939986871
Yeaaaaah keep slurping that Russian dick ivan

>>939987823
He wuzz a gudboi he didnndonuffin

>>939975516
I still think walkable cities are stupid. I mean what if I wanna buy five mattresses and some nachos.. you teliln me I gotta carry them home and the nachos???? lmao. Why not basipally ski lifts.

>>939987823
ski lifts would prevent this and still be good public tranportation

>>939988251
There are many who struggle with ski lifts the injuries and deaths even if statistically lower than automotive transport would be offputting

>>939988399
ABC and Disney are right wing?

>>939988438
They are when they want the FCC to approve a merger.

Here is the full quote.

>We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.

That's all he said about the man that's it.

>>939987823
Like, we as a whole goddamn fucking society have unironically begun to start wiping our ass and every other fucking thing differently just to please a few people or fix a turtle and usually bc of one damn thing so why not instead of going crazy doing other stuff we just fix public transportation ffs. They probably really could install a shitton of ski lifts in major cities without it being too much of a chore

>>939984364
kys nigger

>>939988600
What do you mean by fix a turtle?

>>939988600
>fix a turtle
??????

>>939987063
>This much work to dodge filters
one click and you are gonna again. Flushed, like a nigger. I won't see your reply because I already filtered and that filters all replies, byeeeeeee

>>939988565
So complain to the pussies at the company that listened to the outrage instead of sticking to the principals you choose when it is convenient for you
People in red hats didn’t fire Kimmel. Network executives did

>>939988600
>>939988986
>>939989013

>>939989080
Why reply? That defeats the purpose of filtering. Just let him scream into the void.

>>939989351
average college education put to work. kirk was right about college

>>939968385
jokes on you i literally just smeared mine with petrolatum jelly

>>939968385
my bus driver used to make fun of me for having a red ring around my mouth and dry ass lips because I kept licking them.

my grandpa found out he has cancer today

>>939990558
lost

>>939990752
dude

>>939966409
You must have a pretty low IQ if you can't figure out the next bowl in the sequence.

>>939968318
How is his back all butt crack? How did he live?

>>939991375
Better yet, imagine if he wasn't assassinated and was able to witness the 21st century. Imagine an ass like that twerking on stage for a million fans while "Here Comes the Moon" plays in the background. Nicki Minaj wouldn't have even had the slightest shred of hope in a market like that.

Anyone have the version of this with el troon autogynephilia and such? Can't find it anywhere but I know I've seen it.

>>939991707
Go ask the /pol/ humo thread. Probably a hundred anons have it there.

>>939970527
The Facebook message screen cap was cringe and bad and you calling anyone who thinks that a basement dweller is a cope.

>>939991712
Bro at least I can terpene limonene slurp terp joojoo 10 gram it BEAT MY WIFE?

>>939968999
r/iamveryfunny

>>939965482 (OP)
John Lennon deserved it.

>>939975391
offended clowns

>>939986933
lost

>>939965536
Cute
>>939965506
Lost

>>939968507
true bros

>>939971868
soy... uno chorizo
i'm a loser baby, i post on 4chan

>>939986083
why do you ruin these threads

>>939977544
oof

>>939990414
Gnome is fucking trash, both developers and users should get tortured and killed

>>939990414
>all but completely plagiarized bill hicks skit
Kys

>>939984364
kek, didn't expect that.

>>939988565
This implies untruths
It's slander or whatever

>>939968999
These friends keep one another dialed straight into being absolute retards with poor sense of humor.

>>939975869
Sounds like policy actually matches sentiment for once idk

>>939975747
Oh my

>>939986933
snowflake

>>939980686
>>939982124
>>939987823
Didn't realize it was a edging competition

>>939988399
>How dare conservatives make their own version of cancel culture. Only we can do that

>>939988399
Didnt seem to bother you when it was the other way around. Excuse us for playing your game them.

>>939977527
So people talked in gibberish back then too, good to know.

>>939987823
She'll be fine. She's a strong, independent woman.

>>939988565
Remember when yall had an issue with misinformation?

>>939988565
They really are the party of "no u". He says this when they've been desperately trying to paint him as maga. Lying about halloween costumes, photoshopping trump clothes on pics of him, the onion playing off everything discovered about him as a joke to make it just seem like the right is crazy, saying he was a republican because his family was and he hates his trans roommate when it's really his bf. They also say the right is firing these people because "they're not grieving correctly" when they're celebrating his death.
Pathetic

>>939996967
Maybe Todd's not a pussy, would've come to work

>>939997996
true but >yall
really bro... i can smell the funkopops

>>939998101
Also you: >>939998371

>>939970803
I lost.

>>939983016
You don't get to decide that moron. The joke is you were sucking an imaginary cock and you were too much of a retard to notice what you were doing.

>>939983016
it did land if you did it without even noticing. cope that you were that fuckin dumb lmao

>>939988399
If the right doesn't like what you say you might get fired.
If the left doesn't like what you say you might get fucking shot. And the left invented cancel culture. Don't complain when it happens to you

>>939999936
that's why you hire a business with insurance instead of randos or illegals

>>939999936
I wonder what they could have done better.

Would having that line attached to the top of the tree being winched taught to pull it toward the target area have helped?

>>939991772
>defending a grown man who lives with his mom
Aw look at you defending someone just like you

>>939972235
Trust the algorithm.

>>939965482 (OP)
I did LOL, but man AI really does suck.

>>939968318
Chat is this real?

>>939988438
Nexstar Media's owner is. Sinclair Media is shamelessly right-wing and makes their affiliate stations run pre-written, right-wing opinion pieces.

Nexstar wants to acquire Tegna Media in violation of FCC rules, they need the FCC to give them approval. Trump and FCC head Brendan Carr want all Trump critics fired.

>Monday night: Kimmel makes joke about Republican reaction to Kirk's shooter.
>Wednesday afternoon: Carr goes on right-wing plagiarist podcaster Benny Johnson's podcast and suggests the FCC could pull ABC's broadcast license.
>Hours later Nexstar announces they are pulling Kimmel from their ABC affiliates. Sinclair follows suit.
>ABC/Disney indefinitely suspends Kimmel's show.
>Sinclair decide to play a Charlie Kirk tribute show in his place and demand he donate money to fucking Turning Point USA and apologize to Kirk's family (again, he didn't even joke about Kirk).
>Trump declares that Fallon and Meyers are next, Carr echoes this.
>Trump then states that anyone in the media criticizing him should be thrown off the air and their stations broadcast rights revoked.

Now all you rightoids are playing make believe that this isn't an extreme violation of the 1st amendment. Hell, Carr and Trump already twisted Paramount's arm to fire Colbert and said they wanted Kimmel fired pretty much immediately after that.

>>940000051
This is a ylyl. Someone unironicaly fapped to this.

>>940000299
>I wonder what they could have done better.

Not touched the tree. It would have outlasted that shitty house by 200 years.

>Would having that line attached to the top of the tree being winched taught to pull it toward the target area have helped?

You think you could pick up a 50 pound dumbbell with a single strand of thread?

>>939996967
Muh covid restaurant problems

>>939999936
DEI hire

>>939975040
Holy fuck. I barely made it to 12 and next thing I knew I was waking up on the kitchen floor.

>>939965482 (OP)
i have a dream that i will be able to create a fully functional AI and that will be able to create a AI that will be able to create an AI that will be able to create an AI that will be able to create an AI that will be able to create an AI that will be able to create an AI

>>939971205
Is this scene with the fatties really in the movie? Not a huge star trek fan

>>939980318
Aren't they currently sewing Candice owens because she keeps saying she was born male? Even after sending her "evidence" she was born female

>>940000022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wN3wl473M0

>>939976229
They weren't speaking modern Hebrew back then

>>939989351
Hes make a dragon in the full vid

>>940002471
it's fucking canada they dont' have DEI. Unlike everyone who ever hired you, a retard and obvious DEI hire.

>>940004800
>it's fucking canada they dont' have DEI

I lost

>>940000299
It happened in quebec. Basically they should have cut the tree from the top branch by branch. Also the cut they did is incorrect, its not supposed to be a v shape. Should be the wedge where you want it to fall and a flat cut across the rest of the trunk.

>>939970803
LMAO

>>940000091
Raptors on a brontosaurus

>>939975839
houston fucking sucks tho

>>939975872
you weren't funny either

>>939976094
[MENACING]

>>940004394
>sewing

>>939988600
fuck yew

>>940000523
lost

>>940000141
they dont look like illegals you fucking idiot. they look like stupid red neck sister fuckers like you. We have 2 Latinos cut down two palm trees and they did it perfectly. I would had hired the Latinos over these two burnt fuck heads.

>>939999936
Should've left the beautiful tree alone

>>939999936
>>940000299
That needed a climbing arborist. Luckily that house was trash and the tree did them a favour.

>>939997996
You mean the same issue none of you have stopped cause for some reason you find it funnier to keep lying until everyone around you is a braindead retard just like you?
The same retards that made 10s of thousands of fake info tiktoks cause you retards wanted 5 seconds of fame at a time? That same spread of misinformation? The same misinformation that you retards pull from reddit now more than anyone has ever given a fuck about reddit before? That misinformation?


Weird. Didn't think anyone actually noticed what a retard they actually were.

>>939970527
Does your husband know about your wife?

>>940008874
What is that thing

>>940001079
You retards think calling for more terrorist acts is free speech. Stfu nigger

>>940001079
Also, conspiracy or not, hundreds of thousands celebrated Kirk's death and STILL demanded their most extreme retards to do even more of it.

If Noone had to know anything else, it's that yall were ALWAYS fucking deranged and didn't value your own lives enough to recognize how fucked that is.

>>940004800
So just retards who never questioned that Fidel castros whore kid was ruining their everyday lives and Noone even batted an eye about it?

>>940008810
Fuck off spam nigger. None of this is funny. Go back to being nosoundfaggot and be ridiculed like you deserved before you hid from the spotlight.

>>940000299
Take it down in sections like a proper arborist.

>>940005527
I want to know what drove them. Do you think it was the inevitable heat death of the universe?

>>940004566
ok jew expert very cool
reddit is down the hall and around the corner

>>939986083
>Still haven't watched the YouTube video.
>Still don't know why this is posted every thread.

>>940014471
I too dont know why its posted, its a waste to image limit, and its stupid. So why anon?

>>940014554
if i had to guess, probably extreme autism and/or to ruin the thread because good community of freethinkers not allowed

>>940001439
It was me. I fapped to it. The best part is you can tell she's uncomfortable with how much it's turning her on. Makes me cum buckets.

>>940015465
That's literally just acting. Props to them for knowing their market and producing slop that sells to midwits I guess...

>>940017645
>acting
Nah you can tell the difference if you're a sex haver.

>>940017645
i'm not sure if you're aware of it, but there's a guy on the subreddit that's made an effort to find the source of the meme and post it in the comments, but hasn't found it yet.

>>939986653
You are defending a manlet pajeet who works for israel, just because he takes some orders from your cult leader.

I truly hope you get cancer in the face.

>>939970543
Why would her german genes tell her to eat a south american tubar plant?

>>939975391
Kek

>>940020125
Wow that's super interesting. How about you go back to that website, stay there, and never come back here again.

>be me
>check out YLYL on /b/
>insane lack of dark humor
>memes for gen Xers
>outdated jokes
>assume the shit they dont like is from Reddit posters
>"jesus fucking niggerchrist, this place is full of middle aged childless losers now"
You guys were so much funnier in 2006. Was that lowkey just millenial teens the entire time?

>>939975839
Niether, both are full of niggers lmao

>>940021217
I resent that, I have a child

>>939982124
Not my hecking goodboi Jesus!

>>939974445
whats even funnier about this is aunt mae is from the wrong show

>>939980318
Many ppl are saying that's it's a troon.
It's not. It's an ugly pedo woman who needs to be processed by the republican razor, but not a tranny.

>>940009031
>Raptors on a brontosaurus
Yeah, there's no way we'll ever be able to observe that (barring the advent of time travel), but scenes very much like that probably unfolded on Earth many millions of years ago albeit with dinosaurs.