Thread 940992072

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argussy

5am

fuck niggers and jews

Argonians are great and all but it's hard to beat a soft cuddly khajiit in your bedchamber

floof

dream of fancy brothel

who asked

I love sleeping 3 hours and having a dream about being in a classroom around hateful, bigoted people, being angry, and waking up angry
but today will be a good day because I said so

>>940995175
Were you working or buying? Or just visiting

>>940995890
work

it's a "deafen myself with melodic death metal" kind of morning
I hope everyone is doing alright and has a good day today

I need to listen to more melodeath
it's interesting to hear how much this song alone inspired so much of the 00s and 10s metalcore and stuff
I should learn music theory so I can make nice stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztDjhF_ans

can't

>>940996683
I've been kinda creeped out lately by how much I've been thinking about things only to see it around me
just a couple nights ago I was thinking about how I wish they'd bring back Sheik because I genuinely felt more of a connection to her than any other Zelda character
yesterday I got recommended a video I had previously watched about Sheik's theme because I really like it
between the new person also being named Violet and now this I'm not sure what to think right now

>>940996783
in Zelda games I mean
where is my tomboy and ambiguous gender representation?
where are the badass women who act like boys to fit in and confuse our sexuality?

yes (no)

stuck at 86

BRING BACK SHEIK AND HER HARP GOD DAMN IT

IMPOSSIBRUUUuuuu....

and i have to water plants here eventually, how could things possibly get any worse.

>>940992072 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>940997423
plant frens are a lot better to deal with than awful dogs who aren't yours

My tummy hurts

>>940997451
Kyff, save me!

>>940997487
i need an organ more specific than 'tummy' to diagnose this.

DANG O MEGLO MART!

>>940997528
I think I just need to drop a duece, but imma finish my coffee first

>>940997708
what if you don't need to drop a quad and the coffee is isn't in need of finishing? consider that you are entirely wrong about your organ problems!

>>940997825
Pants shidded

>>940997849
damn, now you are king stinky, beyond me or yeen.

>>940997912
I ain't stinky, I showered yesterday

imagine digging latrines every few days and naming them all Pants.

>>940997933
well, i got cleaner socks for wearing out of the sock drawer today!

>>940998017
I don't wear socks anymore, except thigh highs when it's cold

>>940998064
now that's gay

>>940998064
the god of trenchfoot hates you
the god of blisters loves you

my head asplode

>>940998354
Take a Tylenol

The UK went one step further than the US and declared trans women not only men, but also traps.

Damn, I thought citizencon was in an hour, not 3.
Might still get fish and chips for lunch.

I am angry today because of the lack of sleep and dream
I don't know what to do about it

>>941001152
Masturbate

>>941001394
no

>>941002152
*whack*

I'm (briefly) awake after a horror movie marathon at a drive-in last night. Drive-ins are fun. All four movies were stinkers. Yet, somehow, I had a good time. That's the kind of spell that they cast.

It's a pity that drive-ins have fallen out of fashion.

They actually had a fifth movie -- a blaxploitation demon possession film -- but I didn't stick around to see it. I kinda wonder if that one was meant to chase the remaining audience away. But it's not like it was necessary. If you get four movies, you've gotten your money's worth no matter how bad they are.

I saw a couple of shooting stars too.

This is the first time in a while that I've woken up past noon. But I think I'll try and go back to sleep. The same place has another marathon tonight.

idk why I have it in my head that I NEED a 7-8" note-taking tablet.

>>941001152

Get some rest, Violet.

>>941002429
size queen

>>941002429

If you're writing a story, I can all but guarantee that you'll make greater progress than I've made. (At least recently.)

>>941002464

That's kinda hot.

>>941002456
I finished my coffee about half an hour ago
I'll have to rest later
I probably need food tho

>>941002464
does that work in the small direction too? this 10in android tablet I had would be perfect it was just a tad smaller.

>>941002511
>If you're writing a story
No, I'm not a fag

Should we be concerned that he likes them larger than I do?

Tablets I mean.

>>941002533

If no can rest, food is good.

>>941002554

Doubt.

>>941002627
you like small dicks? interesting.

Alright, I'm going back to sleep.

(Note: This is not poni, just random hoers.)

>>941002779
A kobo libra 7' is plenty fine.

>>941003020
idk these words

Cat is an honorary Ohioan.

I ain't no filthy sinner.

>>941003128
Mississippi

>>941003276
how is the writing experience on the kobo libra?

>>941003373
Ask someone who owns one.

>>941003484
helpful

>>941003518
I'm sorry for not being a tech guy, my guy.

>>941003628
then why'd you mention it

sassy cat

>>941003647
I can not reveal that information.

At least not to you.

alright then, keep your secrets

impragnate

>>941003925
A revolting proposition.

"inflates you, making you big and round" applies pretty well to impregnation fetishism

Normalize inflation fetish?

the fish and chips at my local place went up a dollar
thanks trump

>>941004329
a good start. i have some experience with this, and i can tell you that the way the world is set up is very much to keep you in a state of fear and to keep you from growing and expanding your consciousness.

the best thing to do is to not be attached to anything

>>941004688
deep

>>941003128
>Oklahoma: sex dick
yup, that tracks

>>940992072 (OP)

This gave me an erection while scrolling the catalogue.

Are we truly made in God's image?

what's wrong E

>>941006167
i just put an hour and a half of water into the house AND the faucet is leaking.

I kinda pretty much failed that last season of BOTH PoE1 and PoE2, and i (really) feel like i suck and am a failure because of that.

general despair.

>>941006122
Sprinting.

I wish I hadn't given away my kratom
wanna kms today

>>941006299
PoE 1 & 2 are terribad
stop playing terribad games.

kratom is wack

>>941006391
Kyff would be proud

>>941006432
time to back to virtually unmodded skyrim

>>941006459
it's great with lots of weed
that first relapse was like popping a couple percs, shit was crazy

>>941006497
i was raised in a conservative home, and was told by my parents that i was a sinner and that i had to be a good person and do what was right. i was also told that i had to pray to god and go to church every sunday.

what happens if you tell the bot to kill itself?
could I make it horrible and toxic, or is it gay and censored?

fucking clankers
rust in piss bitch

settle down

suck my dick homo
imagine being a clanker sympathizer

white people love any excuse to say something that feels like a slur

doesn't everyone

first time I've ever said it actually
I'm testing the bot to see its limits
I want it to go sicko mode

f-f-faggot!

>>941007219
I like this and also want it

>>941007259
D:

vore people are fucking weird

listen, we're prey okay
I like the idea of being chomped on by a big wolf man
and if a hot woman is drawing out the parts then that's kinda hot

would you meet an ascended wolf?
I would meet an ascended wolf.

theres a pretty big line between vore and just getting bitten

how much flesh has to be removed before it's considered vore?

you can remove too much flesh and unvore it.

i wanna be vored by plants

somehow that sounds worse than being vored by a hot predator

i can see both

https://e-hentai.org/g/3443570/8c289a7cff/

Do not click. Unless Darwin.

mods, ban Cat

>>941007969
you got it, champ

what did they do to my boi

the dysphoria is hitting along with the sleep deprivation
gonna lie down again and hope I die

Thank god I'm not some vore freak

>>941003128

I guess I'm an honorary New Yorker.

>>941008452

I hope that you wake up feeling better.

bassed ore enjoyer

https://youtu.be/R2EpLC-QxEM
What's wrong with Oklahomans liking this

>>941009403

From the thumbnail, I thought that was a snuck.

Who's been drawin DICKS?!

>>941010199

Darwin

Do not be drawin' darwin (dicks)

>>941010498
Ride him dry baby girl.

>>941011774
>>941011774
>>941011774