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Anonymous No.941315636 [Report] >>941315760 >>941315928 >>941315992 >>941319363 >>941319478 >>941320222 >>941320392 >>941322899 >>941323271 >>941324647 >>941325625 >>941326783 >>941327766 >>941328733 >>941329913 >>941330636 >>941331436 >>941331705 >>941337220 >>941338099 >>941339819 >>941340611 >>941340778 >>941341621 >>941341677 >>941350801 >>941358814 >>941361986 >>941362224 >>941364040 >>941364983 >>941365092 >>941365768 >>941367741 >>941370457 >>941370556
What is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? Be it illegal or just immoral
Anonymous No.941315760 [Report] >>941315798 >>941367392
>>941315636 (OP)
The most fucked up thing: I want my mom to talk a BBC but here's a thing: Shes married to him and she hates black kings, she only like Asian dudes
I'm serious
Anonymous No.941315798 [Report] >>941315888
>>941315760
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
Anonymous No.941315888 [Report] >>941367392
>>941315798
Lil chuddie mad I said the truth
Anonymous No.941315928 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I fucked two of my brothers girlfriends

both brothers™

but in all actuality, their girlfriends fucked ME™

neither time was my idea
Anonymous No.941315951 [Report]
however.......

those definitely weren't THE WORST things I've done
Anonymous No.941315992 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
>LARP thread for faggots who've never done anything and can only fantasize as they piss and shit and cum
Anonymous No.941317995 [Report]
I was born
Anonymous No.941318738 [Report]
Long time ago now but i got head from a retarded girl. I say "head" but really she licked my dick until i came.
I didn't realize she was retarded until i met her in person but still went through with it like a degenerate.
Anonymous No.941319363 [Report] >>941319490 >>941320837 >>941367437
>>941315636 (OP)
Mostly incest related
>came in the shampoo, lotions and food of my mom and sister
>came in the ranch and milk and sour cream etc so everyone in my family and basically anyone who ate at my parents house from 2003 to 2006 ate my cum
>catfished my cousin and sister for nudes
>paid a hacker to try to get into my sisters Snapchat
>sent hot guys to try to seduce my sister and mom via DMs
>sent dick pics to basically every woman in the family


Shit like that
Anonymous No.941319478 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
Fucked my son up the ass.
Anonymous No.941319490 [Report]
>>941319363
I never went that far but i spied on my mom when she would go topless in the hottub when she thought i was fast asleep. Was obsessed with her boobs (and tits in general, really). i was like 13 or so, she stopped doing that after awhile so either she noticed me looking or got tired of it for whatever reason, or possibly realized you could see down there from my window. No idea.
Anonymous No.941320222 [Report] >>941320837
>>941315636 (OP)
>Girl kept going between me and her ex
>Weekly so it felt like a custody battle
>She only ever blew me
>But she'd call me up fucking him and shit
>And do weird shit like tell me I was fat when I wasn't
>Crazy bitch was really trying to drag me down

>Be a week we were on
>At my place playing games
>Started making out
>I think she meant to just suck my dick again
>Got our pants off
>She was whispering no over and over and pushing at my hands
>But in a way that it seemed like a kink thing
>I probably would have stopped normally
>If not for all the shit she put me through
>Just went for it and hatefucked the shit out of her
>She seemed into it but was real quiet after

>Fucked awkwardly a few more times and then she ghosted me
>Couple years later her LinkedIn said paralegal at a sexual injury law firm
>No clue if it messed her up but I don't really feel bad
>Fuck that idiot
Anonymous No.941320392 [Report] >>941329830
>>941315636 (OP)
Let my wife fuck another guy
Anonymous No.941320837 [Report] >>941322359
>>941319363
best stories? pics of them?
>>941320222
storytime? pics?
Anonymous No.941322359 [Report] >>941323806
>>941320837
I mean nothing has ever happened

>once on vacation my sister saw me in my pouch underware which doesn’t hide anything anatomy wise and was very impressed asked me about it the next day

And then for mom
>my wife and mom got wasted on Easter a couple years ago and nearly made out until my dad cockblocked it like a fucking idiot


That’s it
Anonymous No.941322899 [Report] >>941323337 >>941323703 >>941324799 >>941329188 >>941349148 >>941365059
>>941315636 (OP)
I led two men to their death back in 2012 on a special operation in the Middle East unknowingly, we were sent there in a three man fireteam to investigate reports of a missing battalion, the 33rd damned battalion to be specific.

It was a simple in and out, our orders were to find survivors of the US military branch deployed to Dubai, radio in for help, and then leave.

However I decided I wanted to be a hero and we did much more than that, over the course of a week I had become responsible for extreme crimes against humanity along with the rest of my squad, we dumped white phosphorus onto a civilian refugee camp, destroyed the remaining emergency water supply for the entire city which then led to thousands of civilians dying of thirst, and caused the death of hundreds of volunteer US marines.

I am not proud of myself at all.
Anonymous No.941323271 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I took advantage of my sister’s sexual curiosity.
Anonymous No.941323337 [Report] >>941323653
>>941322899
lol what war did this happen in? Because there was no large scale combat that resulted in the deaths of thousands back in 2012

Total America death toll for Iraq and Afghanistan was like 6500 men total over 20 years you larping stolen valor fag
Anonymous No.941323653 [Report] >>941324812 >>941324815 >>941325240
>>941323337
This was in Dubai, it was an evacuation effort gone wrong after Dubai was hit with a massive sandstorm which displaced thousands and the US military initially declined the opportunity to assist in humanitarian efforts.

The 33rd battalion of the US military which was led by Liutenant John Konrad however, answered the call but shit went south and there was a mutiny within the ranks, it was a mess, the media won't cover it.
Anonymous No.941323703 [Report]
>>941322899
Lol, go get them, captain Walker
Anonymous No.941323753 [Report] >>941323848
I beat a man to death outside Wilmington Delaware on December 31st, 2010.
Anonymous No.941323806 [Report] >>941325325
>>941322359
>wife and mom got wasted on Easter a couple years ago and nearly made out
Why the fuck would they do that?
Anonymous No.941323848 [Report] >>941324226
>>941323753
Just awful, did he at least deserve it?
Anonymous No.941324226 [Report]
>>941323848
No.
Anonymous No.941324647 [Report] >>941361661
>>941315636 (OP)
i fucked a child in front of her mother then burned both
fbi never caught me, it is still a "missing person" case
Anonymous No.941324799 [Report]
>>941322899
>im gonna be an hero
<kills off more of his own side than the enemy
thx for your surface, lol
Anonymous No.941324812 [Report] >>941326951
>>941323653
motherfucker larps as Spec Ops The Line
Anonymous No.941324815 [Report] >>941324975 >>941325375
>>941323653
I read about that guy on some obscure website
I thought that shit was all made up
Anonymous No.941324975 [Report] >>941325058
>>941324815
thispersondeosntexist.com
Anonymous No.941325058 [Report] >>941325288
>>941324975
Konrad is real. This is just an older picture of him i am told
Anonymous No.941325240 [Report]
>>941323653
Dude nobody believes this larp it’s pathetic lol
Anonymous No.941325288 [Report] >>941325375 >>941325776
>>941325058
but the story isnt
Anonymous No.941325325 [Report] >>941329054
>>941323806
Dude I have no idea they were sitting together on a couch it was cold so they had a blanket and we’re just talking to eachother about how awesome they thought the other was and they got closer and closer. Then my wife started telling my mom she was still hot and their mouths were like 2 inches apart before my dad jumped up and broke them up LOL

>who hey guys it’s getting late we better go
>me: no it’s cool we can have another bottle
>dad: no think we gotta go it’s late

COCKBLOCK
Anonymous No.941325375 [Report] >>941325776 >>941326072
>>941325288
>>941324815
>the media won’t cover some sort of major Dubai disaster that killed thousands of people including hundreds of American soldiers and a mutiny within the ranks of the U.S. military


Lmao sure thing because the U.S. media is really interested in covering for the army

Fuck off
Anonymous No.941325625 [Report] >>941326447 >>941365241
>>941315636 (OP)
I had a massive bout of mental illness in highschool that was due to over medication and pretty terrible abuse from my parents where I stalked a girl , hallucinated, experienced derealization, and started stealing a lot of booze. One of the consistent hallucination was that insects or demons were infesting my blood and usually i would just try to get so drunk that I wouldn't be able to focus on it as much, but one night it was worse than it ever was. I drank two whole bottles of Irish cream I had stole ,and when it wasnt enough I took a kitchen knife, walked out onto a bridge at about 10pm and slit my wrists to try to get the bad blood out, and then with my fingers started digging into my wrists to try to get whatever was in me out. I remember specifically ripping a chunk of flesh out with my nails and laughing thinking I had finally done it , I got it out. Then I wandered to a store nearby as it was closing, bleeding profusely, and bought some bandages and wraps to try to stop the bleeding leaving a pool of blood everywhere. I asked the attendants to not call the police and that I had just slipped on some ice and fell on glass then went out to the parking lot to bandage the wounds. Luckily I had enough sense to not cut and dig into the palmar side of my wrist and went for the dorsal, I wasn't trying to die I wanted to get the demons out, and was able to stop the bleeding after going through about 3 rolls of bandages that kept slipping off from all the blood, and then I blacked out.

I woke up in my bed barely remembering what had happened because of how drunk I was with bandages on my wrists assuming I had tried to kill myself, then slowly over the years the actual memories kept crawling back until I have a pretty full picture of what happened. I'm better now, still drink a lot but no longer any psychosis just severe ptsd from all the other stuff including this happened to me over the years.
Anonymous No.941325776 [Report] >>941326072
>>941325288
>>941325375
It is, but you sound like someone who denies to holocaust so I don't know what else to tell you
Anonymous No.941326072 [Report] >>941326562 >>941327751
>>941325375
>>941325776
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spec_Ops:_The_Line
Anonymous No.941326447 [Report] >>941327191
>>941325625

Sounds awful. I hope you continue to heal, anon.
Anonymous No.941326562 [Report] >>941326951
>>941326072
Fuck off asshole

You giving the answer to the class stops others from learning
What will they do next time and you're not around? Delete your post
Anonymous No.941326783 [Report] >>941365185
>>941315636 (OP)
I masturbated on my daughter's wedding night, thinking about what might be happening down the hall. It's not the only time I have had those thoughts.
Anonymous No.941326951 [Report] >>941327268
>>941326562
>>941324812
think of it this way: i got your joke
Anonymous No.941327191 [Report] >>941327369 >>941328111
>>941326447
I am a lot better but it took a long time , I stayed sober for about a year after that and actually coming on /b/ the day after gave me a bit of the support I needed to sober up and take it seriously which my parents didn't give me. /b/ was literally more concerned about my life than my parents were after I told them about my wrist just to indicate how bad the home life was. However, once the memories started coming back after that year my sobriety tanked completely. I still relive what happened in my head every day but I've done enough therapy where I've learned to just sort of accept it when it happens, had to basically make peace with the reality of death so when I relive the memories it's just kind of numb. When I first started having the memories come back I had insane flashbacks for a memory I didn't know I had, and it haunted me for a long time. I never felt safe, I always felt like I was about to die or that I would lose my mind again lose control and either hurt myself or someone else. It was just a relentless torrent of images of me ripping my wrists open and blood everywhere , the sensation of me digging into my flesh and even what it felt like to feel something crawling around in my veins. It's just this primal fear and anger that's hard to put into word. None of it was real, just flashbacks, but at a certain point when those memories play themselves enough in your head it feels real again. Then I would drink, however much it would take until I felt nothing again.

Probably spent about 7 years like that being a crazy drunk until I finally did some serious therapy. Now at least I have a stable job and my own place , still drink more than I should though.
Anonymous No.941327268 [Report] >>941327327
>>941326951
Then play along instead of stopping the game faggot
You could habe even just said "lol"
Anonymous No.941327327 [Report] >>941327411 >>941327946
>>941327268
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.941327369 [Report] >>941327838
>>941327191
In order for family to actually help they have to admit that they fucked up in some way.
It's strangly difficult despite the fact everyone fucks up
Anonymous No.941327411 [Report] >>941327463 >>941327946
>>941327327
Doesn't matter where I go, there will always be retards like you to ruin the fun
Anonymous No.941327463 [Report] >>941327596
>>941327411
"Waaaah someone ruined my 'joke' waaaaah"
Anonymous No.941327596 [Report] >>941327634
>>941327463
It could have been your joke too but you are a nigger
Anonymous No.941327634 [Report] >>941327751
>>941327596
My jokes are funny. You are a joke.
Anonymous No.941327751 [Report] >>941327868
>>941327634
>My jokes are funny.
Who also said
>>941326072
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spec_Ops:_The_Line

Wanna try and make a joke? Or are you still mad you got tricked?
Anonymous No.941327766 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
busted my nut in your mom, should've kept it wrapped up so it wouldn't have made you.
Anonymous No.941327838 [Report] >>941328365
>>941327369
Lol my mother threatened to disown me and send me away if I went to a hospital because I would be a "threat to her career" and said it would be "unfair" to her. My parents were not just prideful they were actually bad people, a therapist told me that my mother's behavior actually resembles serious psychopathy / narcissism. She is one of the best manipulators out there. My dad was also a bit of a narcissist and coke head, strangled me sometimes on his benders, but was mostly just totally whipped by my mother. He never even talked to me about it. I remember actually warning them that I think something is wrong with my head / blood and they actually just laughed at me and called me an idiot a few weeks before I went and did all that.

Needless to say I haven't talked to any of my family for years
Anonymous No.941327868 [Report] >>941328194
>>941327751
That wasn't me.

Also, how is posting a link being tricked?

Why are you this angry about someone pointing out your attempt at humor?
Anonymous No.941327946 [Report]
>>941327327
>>941327411
not even the anon, lol
calm down, fuko. Those 2 retards were coming in so hot tryina ridicule me for saying the events r not real they spun their entire conspiracy on the spot to rationalise they werent wrong and now they r as quiet as little fucking cocksucking niggers
>ofc its a true story!
>its nowhere to be found in the news! Ofc its buried!
>how do i know about it if its buried? Cuz u cant trust the government!
Anonymous No.941328111 [Report] >>941328434
>>941327191

That sounds like unending psychological torture. I can't even imagine what that feels like.

It's great that you've been able to somewhat heal, and hope you can continue on that path.
Anonymous No.941328194 [Report] >>941328259
>>941327868
You giving the answer to the class stops others from learning
What will they do next time and you're not around?

You fell for it. That means you got tricked.
Anonymous No.941328259 [Report] >>941328405
>>941328194
You're a special kind of retard.

And an angry one at that.

Maybe time to step away and go for a walk?
Anonymous No.941328365 [Report]
>>941327838
Shit's fucked. I only recently figured out I act like my mom and I'm 33 year old neet alcoholic
>haven't talked to any of my family in years
That is my goal and I hope to achiebe it with a positive outcome
Anonymous No.941328405 [Report] >>941328520
>>941328259
You got tricked. No need to lie about it on the internet
Anonymous No.941328434 [Report]
>>941328111
Thank you anon I appreciate that
Anonymous No.941328520 [Report] >>941328920
>>941328405
> That wasn't me.
> You giving the answer...

> That wasn't me.
> You got tricked.

Are you physically unable to read, or is it just the words make no sense in your retarded little brain?

Nobody gives a fuck about your sad little larp you pretend was a joke, and it's pathetic how angry you are about it.

But go on, post again, show how it eats away at you.
Anonymous No.941328733 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
> Janis rapidly writing down IPs and screenshooting the thread.
> 4chan gets hacked and constantly swept over
Come on Anon, you should know better by now.
Anonymous No.941328837 [Report]
Jesus, fellas. You're getting all het up about a little joke. Take a deep breath, go for a walk outside, take shower or whatever. It's not that big a deal.
Anonymous No.941328920 [Report] >>941329039
>>941328520
You are equally retarded and thus the same person
Next time I trick you I wont use the same game
Anonymous No.941329039 [Report]
>>941328920
Sounds like you got tricked. Ironic.
Anonymous No.941329054 [Report] >>941363274
>>941325325
But... but why...
Did they ever comment on this after? Anything else weird? I genuinely cannot understand this bro
Anonymous No.941329188 [Report]
>>941322899
Hey Conrad.
Anonymous No.941329303 [Report] >>941329338
let my teacher fuck me in the ass for a better grade
Anonymous No.941329338 [Report] >>941329495 >>941329929
>>941329303

Sex and age when this happened? What subject? Details!
Anonymous No.941329370 [Report]
>NO U!
Anonymous No.941329495 [Report] >>941329714 >>941329731
>>941329338
> 12
> 27
> I hadn't even touched my pussy prior to that
Anonymous No.941329714 [Report]
>>941329495
Oh you're larping as a girl
Anonymous No.941329731 [Report]
>>941329495
hot I would've done the same lmao
Anonymous No.941329830 [Report] >>941332330
>>941320392
My wife and I fucked another guy together.

I swallowed his cum and pumped my load into his ass.
Anonymous No.941329866 [Report] >>941368054
Back in university, I used to sometimes drink with the Drama Society, even though I wasn't doing that as a degree. There were two girls there that I used to chat to and casually flirt with on the reg.

One night after partying hard, all three of us ended up in bed together and fooling around.

One of them was very clearly into it all, or maybe she was just wasted idk, but I could see that the other was sobering up by the second, very clearly regretting it, and was moments away from saying something.

I'm not proud of this, but I was young, horny and wasted and I had always wanted to have a threesome.

To stop her withdrawing consent I deliberately bent her over so that her face was pushed down into the pillow on the bed and put it in.

She struggled a bit, though not a lot, but I didn't let her up or take it out until I after I came. Her friend watched the whole thing but didn't seem to care. They both then left.

The next morning, after I sobered up I began to freak tf out as it fully hit me what I had done. I never spoke to anyone from the Drama Society again.

Nothing ever came of it though so one way or another I clearly got away with it.
Anonymous No.941329913 [Report] >>941331270 >>941331664 >>941366102
>>941315636 (OP)
I used to buy alcohol for highschool kids so I could go to parties and hook up with the girls. AMA
Anonymous No.941329929 [Report] >>941331320
>>941329338
I'm male, I was 16 and the subject was AP US History. I'm not mad about it either. He was good, his dick was just the right size to feel good without making me walk funny afterwards, and getting bent over by him helped me realise I was bi.
Anonymous No.941330636 [Report] >>941330948
>>941315636 (OP)
Treating my sister like a sextoy starting when i was 12 and lasting until i was 18.
Anonymous No.941330867 [Report] >>941368108 >>941368981
I am the father of a 6-year-old girl, who I started touching and making lick my dick when she was 4. It all started as a game and got out of hand. I've been doing it every week since then, and her mother never found out. We're divorced. I never forced her, and there's always laughter and good vibes, and she loves it. Before that day, pedophiles disgusted me, and I never had thoughts like that... until that day, and after that, it only got worse. I know it's wrong, but I can't change
Anonymous No.941330873 [Report] >>941331371
I mixed coke with pepsi once. I didn't want to have only a sip of pepsi and I had a full coke bottle so I filled the glass with pepsi with coke
Anonymous No.941330948 [Report] >>941331333
>>941330636
Hello gnome developer.
Anonymous No.941331270 [Report] >>941331396 >>941331642 >>941331642 >>941331642 >>941331754 >>941331843
>>941329913

How many girls did you fuck? What ages?

Did you ever get caught?
Anonymous No.941331320 [Report]
>>941329929

Well that sounds pretty ideal. Who came up with the idea of exchanging ass for grade, you or him?
Anonymous No.941331333 [Report] >>941331404
>>941330948
i have actually been called something like that before. and now im confused.
Anonymous No.941331371 [Report]
>>941330873

Even if no one else knows, Jesus does. You'll be held accountable for this at the Pearly Gates.
Anonymous No.941331396 [Report] >>941331477
>>941331270
> UK
> 13 to 16
> Trynna get my an 12
> Never got caught
> 6 girls
Anonymous No.941331404 [Report] >>941331546
>>941331333
We know it's you, I thought you quit using this site? How's it going having to tell all your neighbours about being a pest?
Anonymous No.941331436 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
Downloaded tor
Anonymous No.941331477 [Report] >>941331547
>>941331396
Actually based anon, how did you go about meeting them for providing the booze anyways? been thinking of doing the same
Anonymous No.941331546 [Report] >>941331814 >>941331979
>>941331404
ok you have me confused for someone else.
Anonymous No.941331547 [Report]
>>941331477
> yikyak
Anonymous No.941331642 [Report]
>>941331270
How many girls did you fuck?

Probably about 40 different girls spread out over about 10 years.


>>941331270
>What ages?

I was pulling girls from every grade in a 4 year US highschool

>>941331270
>Did you ever get caught?
Surprisingly no drama whatsoever. I occasionally got some dirty looks but I was mostly treated as a hero/celebrity just for bringing the booze.
Anonymous No.941331664 [Report] >>941331745
>>941329913
I did that too. Beer and weed.
for both Middle and high schoolers. Started with high schoolers but ended up meeting some middle schoolers with money so sold to them too.
Anonymous No.941331705 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I once pirated a video game, which is illegal and a sin.
Anonymous No.941331745 [Report] >>941348251
>>941331664
I once got a blowjob from a middleschool girl but the rest here highschool age
Anonymous No.941331754 [Report]
>>941331270
like 15? 20? from 12 to 15. and also 3 boys, Never got caught, it is super easy, just live in the slums
The boys did have tasty dicks.
Anonymous No.941331814 [Report]
>>941331546
We know it's you.
Anonymous No.941331843 [Report]
>>941331270
it was mostly negras, but they can take it up the ass, fortunately.
Anonymous No.941331979 [Report]
>>941331546
He's underage and wants your dick pics. All the kids hitting on men these days will always call you some kinda pedo when they lust for it
Anonymous No.941332330 [Report]
>>941329830
>I swallowed his cum and pumped my load into his ass.
That's gay. No way would I do that, and I'm the anon you replied to
Anonymous No.941335861 [Report]
Damn
Anonymous No.941337220 [Report] >>941337626 >>941340639
>>941315636 (OP)
I Stockholm syndrome'd my ex's daughter into being my personal cock sleeve. She's so cute when she comes over to my place after school, gets on her knees, and sucks my cock while looking up at me in blind adoration as I tell her how much of a cheating whore her mother is.
Anonymous No.941337626 [Report]
>>941337220
When you least expect it she's gonna murder you. There's a breaking point. Subjection always evolves into rebellion, or... Suicide. It will be your fault. Btw, you don't set out to stockholm somebody, that comes along with enslavement.

Always makes me think. A slave doesn't want freedom, they want their own slave.
Anonymous No.941338099 [Report] >>941343960
>>941315636 (OP)
I raped my neighbour less then 2 months after moving into my current house last year

she didnt tell her parents. and now shes no longer closing her curtains
Anonymous No.941338189 [Report] >>941341348 >>941341846
I've used blackmail more than once in my life and have used it every time to further my position in life. Sexually, financially and as I get older, power structure wise. I do not see it as wrong, I see it as transactional. I see the people who got put into compromising situations as little more than beasts to be used.

Sucks to suck, life's not fair
Anonymous No.941339819 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
Beat the fuck out of a dude in front of his wife and kids over owing money to my boss. Later that week I found out his wife had a bumble account and was cheating on him, so I blackmailed her into letting me fuck every one of her holes. Still showed her husband to rub salt in the wound.Later found out she gave me the fucking clap.
Anonymous No.941340611 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I once knew a nigga named William.
Anonymous No.941340639 [Report] >>941340790
>>941337220
pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous No.941340778 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I used WinRAR for longer than the trial period without purchasing it
Anonymous No.941340790 [Report]
>>941340639
Lemme give you a hint; it didn't happen.
Anonymous No.941341348 [Report] >>941341635
>>941338189

> I do not see it as wrong, I see it as transactional.

So you're a sociopath.
Anonymous No.941341621 [Report] >>941368440
>>941315636 (OP)
i worked at a summercamp for 4 seasons.

i dont think i need to say more
Anonymous No.941341635 [Report] >>941341846
>>941341348
No idea. I've never been tested. The way I see it is simple. If you didn't want to be blackmailed, you shouldn't have done some atrocious shit that got you in the position in the first place. If you're going to do some wild stuff, at least try to keep it a secret. People do things so openly it's almost impossible to NOT catch them. If that's the case, I see no harm in using that information to my advantage.
Anonymous No.941341677 [Report] >>941346593
>>941315636 (OP)
He is not at liberty to say. But don't worry this individual has promised himself he will never ever do that sort of thing ever again. We all have bad days, right? Some secrets this guy is going to take to his grave with him. He honestly did feel just awful about it for about 8 or 9 mts but eventually, maybe since he got away with it, the act lost its detterent value and he had a talk with himself:
>"Hey listen you, ya fucked up really bad this time but lets just keep it together and it will all smooth over no need to throw your life away"

The next time he did it he only felt bad for about 3 mts, recovery, sadness time, then next time, a week remission period, eventually there was no recovery time needed at all. The human mind is a very strange thing how one can build mountains of denial that even the denier can't climb over himself. He is starting to think that his problems may be a little bit worse than he had wanted to imagine at first.
Anonymous No.941341846 [Report]
>>941338189
>>941341635
jew. do not engage.
Anonymous No.941343960 [Report]
>>941338099
invite her over, in fact do it again
Anonymous No.941346098 [Report]
Talked my gf into letting the dog kick her and then trying to get my dog to mount me
Anonymous No.941346593 [Report]
>>941341677
JESUS CHRIST
Anonymous No.941348251 [Report] >>941349877 >>941368643
>>941331745
Is it really that easy to do those things with them? I mean if they consent to it then should be fine
Anonymous No.941349148 [Report]
>>941322899
>I led two men to their death back in 2012 on a special operation in the Middle East unknowingly, we were sent there in a three man fireteam to investigate reports of a missing battalion, the 33rd damned battalion to be specific.
>It was a simple in and out, our orders were to find survivors of the US military branch deployed to Dubai, radio in for help, and then leave.
>However I decided I wanted to be a hero and we did much more than that, over the course of a week I had become responsible for extreme crimes against humanity along with the rest of my squad, we dumped white phosphorus onto a civilian refugee camp, destroyed the remaining emergency water supply for the entire city which then led to thousands of civilians dying of thirst, and caused the death of hundreds of volunteer US marines.
>I am not proud of myself at all.
This is from a game.
Anonymous No.941349877 [Report] >>941358477
>>941348251
If that's what they want then I give it too them. Hooking up with an older guy is a status symbol to them.
Nat No.941350010 [Report] >>941350483 >>941359858
When I was 13 I stated to play league and talking to strangers thru Skype. At some point one of my league friend invited his older cousin to a lobby and to Skype, in a week he tried to convince me to make video calls w me in exchange of codpoints, I didn't accept but he double down and send me some free of change.
Anyways, I never talked to him again, and even forgot a out the vids he sent me.

A few years later maybe 15-16ish our school group got into the edgyfase, our chat group was full of gore, racist and offensive humor, and I wanted to stand up, so I sensed the codpoints vids I had on Skype. Later that month a girl from our class stole the phone form a m8 in our group, saw those videos and proceed to resend them to the full class chat group and that guy's family group.

No one ratted me out and we all got a week suspension and got all our warning token of the year used.

Also, unrelated, I also got arrested once but wasn't my fault nor it was that illegal
Anonymous No.941350483 [Report] >>941354774
>>941350010
What a based kid
Anonymous No.941350801 [Report] >>941355484
>>941315636 (OP)
Fucked a homeless mexican woman. I think she was mexican, anyways. Driving down the ghetto part in vegas, the abc streets, normally black prostitutes. Saw a homeless woman, she was a bit dirty, but still pretty attractive. If she was cleaned up she would have been a solid beauty no doubt. Anyways, do a few pass by's of the area make sure no cops around. None of the decent looking ones are out, go back and find her and she gets in, go to a secluded area and fuck in the backseat. She smells a bit stale but not as bad as you might expect a homeless person to smell. Her cunt doesn't smell which is a huge bonus. Anyways getting close to finishing and she doesn't want me to finish in her but I do anyways. She didn't really say anything and wouldn't have understood her if she did. She tried to move me or out of position so I kind of pushed back and finished. I payed her and she went on her way.

I suppose the only other thing I feel guilty about is a passed out woman on the side walk, she was in a leopard print top or dress, probably homeless too. Pulled over and fondled her tits and rubbed her pussy. rubbed my fingers through her cunt hair. She woke up and said something about assault. I got up and walked back to my car which I parked away so no one would see. She started going to the populated area down the block. Drove by later on and she was with some niggers.
Anonymous No.941353098 [Report]
Most fucked up thing would probably be my buddy and I having sex with his female dog when we were 15. We jerked off together anyways, and stumble on beast porn, and got the idea and decided to try. Some of the tightest warmest pussy of my life.
Anonymous No.941354774 [Report] >>941354912 >>941355417
>>941350483
ive been in a lot of immoral situations in my life, but the most fucked up thing ive ever done, was when i was 13. i was going through a lot of shit in my life and i was getting bullied pretty bad at school.
Anonymous No.941354912 [Report]
>>941354774
not you, retard, the picrel
Anonymous No.941355417 [Report]
>>941354774

Come on, you can't leave it hanging like that. Spill!
Anonymous No.941355484 [Report]
>>941350801

I hope you at least paid her.
Anonymous No.941358477 [Report]
>>941349877
Really? Sounds kinda hot if they really want it badly especially if they initiate it. I just hope that there's trust in them you know and not like them setting a trap or anything tho i havent heard any stories unless you guys wanted to hook up with someone older in the past when you were ynger. Anyone got a story like that?
Anonymous No.941358814 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
I bought alcohol for my weed guy. He was 20 and I was 21.
Anonymous No.941359370 [Report]
Had fun with little girls in the 3rd world
Anonymous No.941359858 [Report]
>>941350010
>codpoints
What are those? How do they get you in trouble?
Anonymous No.941361661 [Report]
>>941324647
How did that happen?
kacchanspussyenjoyer No.941361917 [Report]
I wrote a fetish fanfic of izuku being IDF back in January of 2019 which I had deleted after I heard about the palestine conflict :(
Anonymous No.941361986 [Report] >>941363070
>>941315636 (OP)
I went yachting with my best friends daughter.
I sent him daily updates for the entire trip.

fuck i miss having money
Anonymous No.941362224 [Report] >>941363416
>>941315636 (OP)
i used to spike my aunts wine with sleeping pills and when she'd pass out i would jerk off smelling her ass and then when i was close to cumming id stick my dick in her mouth and cum directly into it and she'd swallow instinctually and id do this 4-5 times everytime i was able to for years until i moved out for college. never did this in college bc it felt more wrong then doing it to my aunt lol
Anonymous No.941363070 [Report] >>941363455
>>941361986

Elaborate.
Anonymous No.941363274 [Report]
>>941329054
There's a literal meme about this

Women on whiskey

Men on whiskey
Anonymous No.941363416 [Report]
>>941362224
That's not how sleeping pills work. 0/10
Anonymous No.941363455 [Report] >>941363810 >>941365874 >>941366981
>>941363070
i used to have a pretty nice boat, a 50 footer with 3 cabins. so not big but plenty for me and friends to do a few days in.

One summer my friends wife wanted him to take her on a romantic vacation just the two of them, but they had an 11 year old daughter. So i suggested to them that i could take her out on the boat and give her a couple weeks at sea, and in the process take her to Disneyworld too.
My friend knew my plan and was hesitant but his wife was fully on board.

So they fucked off to Greece, while me and his daughter island hopped in the Bahamas and up to Orlando for 2 weeks .

She left my boat feeling more mature, i left feeling drained and my friend came home piussy at me but also smiling.

fun fact, 9 months later my friend welcomed his second child to this world. and i've been joking ever since about taking her on a yachting trip when she's 10-11 too
Anonymous No.941363810 [Report] >>941363847
>>941363455
How far did you go with her?
Anonymous No.941363847 [Report] >>941363875 >>941363883
>>941363810
There is nothing i wanted to do that i was not able to do with her.

And thats not bad for a girl whos only prior experience was with a finger.
Anonymous No.941363875 [Report] >>941363957
>>941363847
What was her favorite thing to do?
Anonymous No.941363883 [Report] >>941363957
>>941363847
What was her favorite thing to do? What did she enjoy the most?
Anonymous No.941363957 [Report] >>941364070 >>941366120
>>941363875
>>941363883

By the end she was really into riding me on the sunbathing area up front.
Which is why a bunch of the last few vids i sent her dad were mostly ruined by the sun shining directly on the lense.

But she was and still is a missionary queen.
cuddle-missionary-cuddle
Anonymous No.941364040 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
> was 14 years young
> started flirting with a mid classgirl
> was only up to fuck someone and see what happens relationshipwise
> It was to early for, she refused to do services on my dick
> Seperated from her after 2 month
> start to bully her because couldn't handle the situation
> she gets ill, cancer
> dies after agonising few years
> i was her only boyfriend and she died a virgin
> i failed on so many levels
> use the story to get pussy all the time
> it works
Anonymous No.941364041 [Report]
When I was 16 I took the v of a 9yo girl, were fuck buddies for a while also. was fully consensual but we never told anyone for obvious reasons
Anonymous No.941364070 [Report] >>941364116
>>941363957
What kind of relationship do you have with the father?
Anonymous No.941364116 [Report] >>941364250
>>941364070
Great.
He has always been a little bitch but i would kill for him
Anonymous No.941364135 [Report]
ITT: lies
Anonymous No.941364244 [Report]
My wife fooled around with an older cousin when she was 10 and he was 13. She never gave me details, and I never asked. Years ago I catfished his cousin to tell me more details about what they did. Turns out my wife did way more than just play “I show you mine and you show me yours”.
Anonymous No.941364250 [Report] >>941364513
>>941364116
I'm not asking -How- is it, I'm asking -What- it is.
You shared something of his, does he share something of yours? It sounds like there's history if he knew your plans before the trip, so what's the deal?
Anonymous No.941364513 [Report] >>941364719 >>941367283
>>941364250
No no..
He just takes it in strides and complains about it

He knew, and he knew i would tell him every detail about it, he didn't know i would be sending him every detail but i know that freak loves it :P

long story short me and him had some fun in college with 2 girls around his daughters age,at the time he "grew out of it", i didnt. and i let him know for a long time that i deserved to be first.

he is not exactly a doormat type, but he is to me.
Anonymous No.941364719 [Report] >>941364780
>>941364513
How did you approach the situation to break the ice?
Anonymous No.941364780 [Report] >>941364824
>>941364719
what ice?
the trip or that i wanted to fuck his daughter?
If you are thinking of the college adventure it was him who laid the groundwork there
Anonymous No.941364824 [Report] >>941364919
>>941364780
The ice to convince her to do what you wanted.
Anonymous No.941364846 [Report]
When I was 35 I fingered and licked my then 38 yr old step sisters pussy. She had a fiancée and 2 kids with him. They split up and we havent spoken of it to this day...
FYI , i'm still a 39 yr old virgin, i coulda fucked her that night , but i couldnt get my dick hard... so it was just a 15 min session of licking and fingering.
Anonymous No.941364919 [Report] >>941365122
>>941364824
ohh with her.. oh ok.
So i had always been flirty with her, and i decided to just ramp up the flirting and innuendos to the max from the moment her mom dropped her off.
After we had set of from the dock i told her she didn't need to wear her bikini top as it was just us.
And she actually took it off and smiled at me.

I knew i was good to go and kinda just went for it.
Anonymous No.941364983 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
stabbed a guy in the hip/ass with an icepick, stabbed through the muscle/nerve that allows your leg to move so the motherfucker walked with a heavy limp until the day he died (he overdosed)
Anonymous No.941365059 [Report]
>>941322899
Spec Ops: The Line is not your life, reject
Anonymous No.941365092 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
> Spent 11 years in prison
> For being in an inappropriate relationship with my step daughter
> At conclusion of relationship
> Vanned self, told police every detail
> Girls mega pissed cause of that

Tl;dr, yes I'm aware I should an hero.
Anonymous No.941365122 [Report] >>941365169
>>941364919
So you got lucky on your first night?
Anonymous No.941365169 [Report]
>>941365122
almost a homerun just after sunset that first night

The rest of the trip was just knocking them out of the park at every swing.
Anonymous No.941365185 [Report] >>941365274
>>941326783
you should be shot you sick fuck
Anonymous No.941365241 [Report]
>>941325625
dude... that's insane. I'm glad you're doing better, I'm schizophrenic as well. I huurt other people though, not myself.
Anonymous No.941365274 [Report]
>>941365185
Meh, I've been told worse.
Anonymous No.941365410 [Report]
I grew up as a teenage k9 cumdumpster, to this day best sex of my life involved 3 male dogs and me in my hands and knees for an hour.
Anonymous No.941365654 [Report]
I actively participated in the cover up of the viability of cold fusion technology. They paid me in cash and gave me a key to the lab; i falsified data to make it look less credible than it actually is, copied the originals and gave them to the people who hired me. I had just dropped out and they paid very well. I took the cash and started a business, worked out quite well.
Anonymous No.941365768 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
In lost planet 2 players had collison with each other and you could make a person roll forward by hitting them with the garpling hook multiple times.
In one map if you did that to anyone especially while they're scoped in and near an edge they'd fall off a train and die, I did that to people a few times.
Anonymous No.941365874 [Report] >>941366279
>>941363455
>yeah but she's not gonna say no, because of the implication
Anonymous No.941366092 [Report]
> summer vacation 2 years ago
> my girlfriend was visiting her family in another country
> i invited the recent ex gf of my best friend to come to my place
> she is a crazy hot, introverted girl with a high pitched voice
> super shy but also dresses a bit slutty
> i took a shower and didnt close the door completely
> ''accidentally'' showed her my hard cock
> later invited her to stay the night
> we spooned
> i had had a massive boner, but tried to not touch her with it
> removed my underwear and accidentally touched her
> she moaned
> she turned me over and gave me a blowjob
> i told her i felt guilty
> we promised to never tell anyone
> i flipped her over and fucked her in the ass
> fucked her in her pussy
> she moaned and told me it felt so good
> came in her pussy
> told her that i regretted cheating on my gf and that i felt so guilty
> ended up hanging out 5 days in a row
> fucked her everyday
> never told my best friend or my girlfriend
Anonymous No.941366102 [Report]
>>941329913
I used to buy for my sister and her friends. They used to pay me with sex such was awesome at the time, but really fucked up my relationship with my sister.
Anonymous No.941366120 [Report] >>941366279
>>941363957
Are those vids your go to fap fuel since then?
Anonymous No.941366279 [Report]
>>941365874
im not saying anything..

>>941366120
not really.. i have a few hour an hour long videos with her i watch instead, videos her dad has never seen.
Anonymous No.941366981 [Report] >>941367433
>>941363455
great story anon, although if i were in your friend's position it would be kind of awkward to talk to her for a while.
did she know that your friend knew?
what were your friend's and her reactions afterwards?
how did everything end?
do you still keep in touch with her?
Anonymous No.941367283 [Report] >>941367433
>>941364513
Tell us the college story
Anonymous No.941367392 [Report]
>>941315760
>>941315888
Kill yourself racist cuckoldry ass hat.
Anonymous No.941367433 [Report] >>941367477
>>941366981
He said he could not look her in the eyes for a few weeks after :P
and she had no idea what was happening behind the scenes.

we are still close and i have hooked up with her since then, and yes her dad has gotten proof of that every time :P

>>941367283
its a long story, but my friend was working for an after school program
Anonymous No.941367437 [Report]
>>941319363
So you're a horrible and transgressive person who deserves jail time, huh?
Anonymous No.941367477 [Report] >>941368023
>>941367433
>long story
I got time.
Anonymous No.941367741 [Report] >>941368088
>>941315636 (OP)
Strip searches
Even if you're respectful and not an asshole, the other staff might not be, and it's still embarrassing, especially if they're young
Anonymous No.941368023 [Report] >>941368283
>>941367477
Ok so he worked an after school program.
And there were 3 girls there that you could consider flirts, and they took a liking to him.
And from the steadily increasing amount he talked about them to me, he took a liking to them too.

One day he grew a spine and invited the girls to come visit our apartment just off campus, and while all three said yes, one of them back away last minute.
So he showed up with these two fucking gorgeous cuties. And the first thing i did was call dibs on the one i thought was the cutest.

We both instantly turned on the charm and did our best , and nothing happened that first day, or the next few days. We did eventually both get VERY lucky. and it lasted for a few months.
we even traded partners a few times .
And if you are curious.. no neither girls were virgins, which explains a lot about them.
Anonymous No.941368054 [Report]
>>941329866
>I clearly got away with it.
Yeah, but you will be a rapist until the day you die and after that you'll be a dead rapist.
Anonymous No.941368088 [Report]
>>941367741
stripsearches for what? where did you work?
Anonymous No.941368108 [Report]
>>941330867
You're the epitome of a failed father, you shouldn't be allowed to have any contact with your daughter and you should be neutered so you can't make more kids to rape.
Anonymous No.941368283 [Report] >>941368345
>>941368023
You guys must be really close friends if he's willing to share an activity like that with you. Especially considering the girls in question.
Anonymous No.941368345 [Report] >>941368371
>>941368283
he knew i would appreciate them .
and yeah we are close.
Anonymous No.941368371 [Report] >>941368476
>>941368345
How did this shared interest start between you two?
Anonymous No.941368440 [Report] >>941368621
>>941341621
Salute
Anonymous No.941368476 [Report]
>>941368371
its just something we agreed on. its not like we had a conversation, we just agreed that girls that age were.. more then ok
Anonymous No.941368621 [Report] >>941368648
>>941368440
I'm not that guy, But i too worked at a summer camp for a few years
I also worked one year at a summer camp in the caribbean
Anonymous No.941368643 [Report]
>>941348251
Snapchat will get you now of days, a dumb drunk girl post of her with you, next thing you know the whole male populace of her school is trying to dox you
Anonymous No.941368648 [Report] >>941368673
>>941368621
If that's the extend of your story, then you didn't have to post.
Anonymous No.941368673 [Report] >>941368709
>>941368648
i mean that like the OP did..
like i have stories for days
Anonymous No.941368709 [Report]
>>941368673
Well share at least one of them then.
Anonymous No.941368981 [Report] >>941370273
>>941330867
>It all started as a game and got out of hand
How? What game you play with your daughter ends with her sucking your dick?
Anonymous No.941370233 [Report]
Scandalous
Anonymous No.941370273 [Report]
>>941368981
well i was a kid and my dad was really into the occult, i was always interested in it but i never really believed in it and i never did anything with it.
Anonymous No.941370457 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
My parents brought my sister and I on their 20th wedding anniversary trip to an all inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic. Their room was on the adult side of the resort and they got us a room on the family side.

The bartenders didn’t care and served us whatever we wanted. The first night my sister got drunk and confessed to me that she got horny when drinking rum and needed to relieve herself. My beer guts offered to help and we ended up having sex. The next morning we woke up in bed together and she wouldn’t talk to me. Fast forward to breakfast with our parents and they figure we were just hung over. As the second day went on she started drinking again and we talked about it. She agreed to only do this while we were on vacation. It didn’t end on that vacation.
Anonymous No.941370556 [Report]
>>941315636 (OP)
Got blow jobs from a priest when I was 14.
Anonymous No.941370820 [Report]
When I was a young boy I used to poop in the shower, lick it, and shove it down the shower drain with my fingers.