Thread 941367661

Well well well, it finally happened to me. I know the unlock pin to my GF's phone and never used it to snoop around. Yesterday she was in the shower and someone called her. Was not in time to pick it it up for her so I decided to unlock it so I could tell her "Yo, X called when you were in the shower". But when I scrolled down the notification centre I saw some guy sending her hearts n shit. Opened the messages and yup. A whole text history full of times when they met up to fuck. Sent some of that shit to my phone and deleted the screenshots off of hers again. And from her message history.

She doesn't know I know. How do I best confront and ruin her with all this? Should I send her to a friend to do something fun for the rest of the Sunday and then destroy all her stuff? Send the screens to her family? A more elaborate longterm plan?

>>941367661 (OP)

>screenshots

POST THEM NOW OR YOU ARE LYING

And no, you don't get time to throw something together

either post them right now or you're lying

>>941367661 (OP)

I've actually got the ultimate advice for you in this situation

from somebody who's fucked hundreds of women and been in hundreds of relationships, from one night stands to marriages lasting 16 years

But I'm not going to waste my time

unless you can show screenshots.. More than one

>>941367661 (OP)

And by the way...

The image you chose indicates you're going down the wrong path with this situation

confronting her with it will MEAN YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

Right now, you're in control

Right now you get to choose from many options, because you're the one in control

only a child would jump the gun and ruin it by losing control of the situation

>still hasn't posted screenshots

obviously larping

>>941367749
>>941367784
>>941368099
I came here for advice not to post identifying info. I even picked a stock image from Google and changed the filename as to not identify my phone. You can either help me out or go to a different thread. I know what kind of doxing 4chan is capable of.
>>941367840
Yeah wasn't planning on doing that. Just had to fetch a stock image.

actual worst thread I've seen all week and that's saying something

>>941367661 (OP)
You didn't bust into the shower and beat the skank half to death? No wonder she fucks around. She's probably going to leave you. Two cunts to care for is time consuming.

>>941367661 (OP)
Don't be cuck. Just broke up with her without any explanation. Just do it.

>>941368447

sorry I was busy taking care of some real life shit

I'm back now

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:
you know there were things you didn't know

however, you still don't know EXACTLY WHAT You didn't know

there are still details you don't know
But even more importantly
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK
because some of those details
aren't as bad as your mind is imagining

.......................... stop

Just pause.... now you are in a position of power

now you are in control

nobody ever accomplished anything by JUMPING THE GUN TOO FAST

timing is everything

give yourself time to make the right decisions (plural.. More than one decision)

If you show your hand too soon, you lose your power... You no longer have control...

You will be put back into the darkness again... So don't fucking blow it by mentioning it

for all you know, It's innocuous
for all you know, it's not nearly as bad as you think

But you'll never know if you jump the gun

a wise strategist would use the Intel, but NOT BLOW THE ENTIRE MISSION

Intel is met to be used for further strategies, not to bring an explosive end prematurely

You still have much to gain out of the relationship

So keep one foot in the pool

while the other foot is preparing to jump out of the pool at the right time

THAT'S LIKE $25,000 WORTH OF ROCK SOLID ADVICE

But today it's free

>>941368447

ONE LAST GEM ™

let me start by explaining I fucked hundreds of women in my life quite literally

But when I was in a relationship, I was very very monogamous

I didn't get into relationships so I could start fucking other people

however:
when I was young
I was in my first REAL relationship

living with a 36-year-old registered nurse beginning when I was 16, and we lived together for 4 years as man and wife

pay attention:
I CHEATED ON HER...........................

I'm a human. I fucked up. I went with my desires and passion, fleeting temporary passion that occurred when a 16-year-old chick asked if I wanted to fuck

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

I was so riddled with guilt afterwards
dude I can't even tell you how bad I felt

I was so ashamed of myself

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

I never admitted it to my girlfriend Joy

I was afraid

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES

This girl is not going to be your wife
everything is temporary
and she's a girlfriend
But not your future wife

So don't put too much investment into the relationship

HOWEVER THERE'S NO REASON TO END THE RELATIONSHIP EITHER

at least not yet
because you still have the upper hand

TO BE CONTINUED

consider yourself lucky...

seriously..
You lucked out

MOST PEOPLE NEVER KNOW
But the universe gave you the upper hand

USE IT WISELY

1: find a beautiful female friend and tell her the situation

2: Tell her you plan on interrupting one of their upcoming secret meetings

3: Tell her it would make you look so much cooler if she was there with you

4: You're not looking for a relationship from this girl, you want her to LEAVE AN IMPRESSION YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NEVER FORGET

5: on one of their upcoming rendezvous, BE THERE FIRST

when they show up...
be there
And tell her casually, "I came because I wanted to ask if you've seen my house key"

something completely unrelated and innocuous

something that has nothing to do with the situation at hand

"I was wondering if I left my jacket at your house?"

And then have your beautiful female friend walk up and put her arm around you and shake her lover's hand and say "It was nice to finally meet you"

AND LEAVE...............

(That's how you end it, but before you close the door on it START FUCKING HER ABUSIVELY... next time she comes over start pushing her head all the way down on your dick so it goes past her uvula.. literally start raping her throat forcefully)

Dead serious....

turn her sexuality into a weakness for her

start punking her out with your dick

treat her like shit with your penis
Make a fool out of her
when she's gagging on your dick laugh at her with a sick sociopathic laugh

like a quiet little chuckle to yourself

It will degrade her

MIGHT AS WELL PUNK IT OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

TRUST ME, BRO:

since it's sex she's using as a commodity, SEXUALLY ABUSE HER

be rude..
Don't say anything about her cheating
Just start fucking her the way you would treat a cheap fucking throwaway whore

and make it very obvious that you're disrespecting her with your penis

But keep your mouth shut

end And then on one of their upcoming rendezvous:
APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE

and ask her if she knows where you left your headphones, then shake his hand and tell him "It was an honor to finally meet you after all this time"

AND WALK OUT LIKE A SELF-CONFIDENT MAN ™

neither of them will ever forget it
AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE EXPRESSIONS ON BOTH OF THEIR STUPID FUCKING FACES

If you jump the gun too quickly
YOU'LL NEVER GET TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR FUCKING FACES

consider this rehearsal
because life is full of situations like this

Even your best friends will stab you in the back if you wait long enough

So consider this to be a rehearsal for things to come... trust me

oh I almost forgot.....

when you're shaking his hand, be very polite, very courteous and professional

But in your mind I want you to envision an image of you stabbing him in the throat with a knife

because believe it or not
He will feel that energy from you

Your exterior will be calm and professional and very courteous

But he will still have a frightening image in his mind of you being a threat to him

The same way animals can read your energy

people can too
keep your voice calm and easy
But in your mind, you're cutting his throat open with a carpet cutter... You're not afraid of that bitch not even for one second

But that's the end of it...

there won't be any physical fighting
there won't be any more arguments between you and her

because after you walk out that door
YOU WILL NEVER THINK ABOUT HER AGAIN

understand?

No screenshots

OP IS FAGGOT

>>941374073

I believe him.....

at the beginning of his thread I told him no screenshots and he's lying

But he passed the test with his answer

his response was just as good as a screenshot

He's not lying

And he just got the best advice he could possibly get

It's up to him whether he decides to take it or not

>>941374073

in situations like this
(and quite honestly in ALL of life's situations) It's important to remember:

WHAT IS THE END GOAL?

is the end goal to have everything explode and splinter and you'll have bad memories about it forever and unanswered questions and unresolved issues?....

or is the end goal to WALK AWAY STRONGER WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT

armies don't get intel and Tell the adversary what they know

That defeats the purpose of Intel

armies build strategies based on Intel

because that army has an end goal

NOT TO END UP BEING THE LOSER

The only way to win this battle is by having HER left asking questions forever

to have HER Never forget the day he handled it like a complete fucking gentleman AND A SELF-CONFIDENT STUD

let her be the one who's frowning

well he walks out with his dignity intact
after making a fool out of both of them
WITH CLASS AND STYLE

He will leave an impression in their mind they will never fucking forget as long as they live

AND?
Z AFTERWARDS, THE VERY LAST THING SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO DO IS TO FUCK THAT GUY.

she'll feel so sick to her stomach she'll tell him please take me home I don't want to talk anymore

after handing their ass to them with class and dignity and courtesy....

she will feel so nauseated
her stomach twisted in knots
literally racked with guilt and shame

The very last thing on earth she'll be is HORNY

horniness is not going to be on her menu that day

she'll want to go straight home at hide her head under a pillow and cry

AND HE WILL BLOCK HER NUMBER SO SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO TEXT OR CALL HIM AND APOLOGIZE

>>941367661 (OP)

One last time:
pay attention to this part, sir

IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS YOU THINK

And you know it...
You've been on this planet long enough to realize

IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS YOU THINK

our brains have a way of creating horrible scenarios in our heads... But it's never as bad as we think

So smile

Even at its most passionate moments, it really wasn't all that big of a deal

It was still awkward and uncomfortable and it really wasn't consequential

Not in the big picture

In life....
You will eventually learn...
NOTHING IS EVER AS GOOD AS YOU HOPED IT WILL BE

AND NOTHING IS EVER AS BAD AS YOU FEARED IT WAS GOING TO BE

>>941375093
>I know the unlock pin to my GFs phone and never used it to snoop around.
>Yesterday she was in the shower and someone called her. Was not in time to pick it it up for her so I decided to unlock it so I could tell h

>>941367749
He is lying. It's a faggot into cuck porn

>>941376097

That doesn't matter.....

A long time ago I learned:
EVERY WOMAN ONLINE IS A FAT HAIRY GUY NAMED LOUIE IN A STAINED WIFE BEATER T-SHIRT

once you've embraced this fact
You realize NOBODY is who they say they are

Not necessarily.....

So at that point, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ANYMORE

Go ahead and proceed as if they are real

BECAUSE MY ADVICE WAS SOLID FUCKING GOLD

and although OP might be fraudulent, that's okay, because other people could read the advice...

And maybe next year find themselves in a similar situation

I explained how to handle that shit LIKE A SOLDIER

instead of handling it like a butthurt child

So I did my job
very well

It doesn't matter who's real or fake
BECAUSE I DID MY JOB WELL

I think I had both kinds reading this thread