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Anonymous No.941374882 [Report] >>941375112 >>941375230 >>941375802
Me, my three brothers, and my dad were watching football and making breakfast having just a normal conversation. My brother said “yeah I got home last night and just watch robocop” and my dad responded by saying “if I had a Time Machine I would go back and stop that nigger from getting elected”. And then he just went back to watching the game. We have no idea why he said that. He’s never even talked about Obama before. Honestly I don’t know what to do
Anonymous No.941375112 [Report] >>941375316 >>941376933
>>941374882 (OP)
How did you feel?
Anonymous No.941375119 [Report] >>941375186 >>941375333 >>941375472 >>941375526
Obama was a better option than McCain or Romney though. And I say this as MAGA who hates Democrats. The reason we even have Trump is because the right was sick of all the neocons the Republicans were giving us as potential candidates. Trump realized this and decided to run and the people chose Trump over all the neocon options the Republicans gave us.

It was the shitty candidates like McCain and Romney that gave us Trump as a candidate.
Anonymous No.941375186 [Report] >>941375333
>>941375119
The Rnc 100% handed the election to the democrats with nominating Romney. McCain was goofy and actually ended up doing better than you’d think against Obama. But yeah some deal I truly think was made where the Dems have a big check to the RNC to nominate Romney, absolute terrible candidate that has no chance. The country would never elect a Mormon president, ever
Anonymous No.941375230 [Report] >>941375333
>>941374882 (OP)
He's got a point there , Obama is a faggot nigger
Anonymous No.941375316 [Report]
>>941375112
Confused
Anonymous No.941375333 [Report] >>941375567 >>941375693
>>941375119
>>941375186
>>941375230
Okay but nothing led to him saying that it came out of nowhere
Anonymous No.941375472 [Report] >>941377229
>>941375119
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, PLEASE SIR...
because I'm not a liberal or a conservative... I'm not a Democrat or a Republican or a libertarian or anything like that. I'm just a human who happened to be born in America

And I am not a fan of MAGA at all, because while there are intellectuals like you, even you realize 98% of those people are trailer park white trash with no education and they don't know the difference between socialism and priapism

That being said, the left is as equally as embarrassing...
HOWEVER:
I really really respected your words you just typed...You're a good man.. You're intelligent and you give Trump supporters a good name

BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION:
If you Google it you will easily find Trump's inside circle explaining how HE NEVER INTENDED TO BE ELECTED AT ALL
Not at all
It was actually just a marketing thing to make his brand name more recognizable.
He never actually thought he had a chance at winning. He wasn't serious about running at all..
He was completely surprised when he won.. subsequently, it fed his narcissistic thing, and at this point it's just about POWER, But those who know him clearly explain that HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT

He just wants to be THE CENTER OF ATTENTION...That's why Jared kushner handled 90% of the presidency last time.
Trump avoids doing the job, and hands it to other people
If you don't believe me, just Google it

Steve Bannon has explained it in public several times, Michael Cohen as well. Roger Stone has talked about it

lots of Trump's inner circle have given interviews where they explained, "He never intended on winning. It was just a PR campaign as far as he was concerned"

giving him too much credit is kind of like anthramorphizing a chair

He's actually not that deep
nowhere near as deep as you think

however, I've got a lot of respect for YOU
Anonymous No.941375526 [Report]
>>941375119
And I think we all need to realize DIVIDE AND CONQUER is a very effective strategy that's been used for centuries

And take a look at ourselves
It worked

we should all pull together
we've spent enough time at each other's throats

"us against them" is a shell game that's been played by those in power to control the masses since the Dawn of Man

You gave me faith today
You impressed me
I think we could all pull together
It's the only way we're going to survive this upcoming shitstorm

Not by being at each other's throats

Plus, nobody's 100% right or 100% left

we each have our own personal mixture of both beliefs, which is what America is all about

we have a lot more in common than we do in opposition
Anonymous No.941375567 [Report] >>941375614
>>941375333

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS ™

when you have your own place, you can live under your own rules

If you're living under your father's house
HE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

And it's not your place to question it
Anonymous No.941375614 [Report] >>941375755 >>941375812
>>941375567
But why did he say it.
Anonymous No.941375693 [Report]
>>941375333

I did a big press conference for ZZ top at the studios at Las colinas, outside of Dallas Texas

on the same sound stage where they filmed RoboCop

AGAIN: Your father has earned the right to believe whatever the fuck he wants to believe

He's earned the right to say whatever the fuck he wants to say

He doesn't need to ask your permission

So stop wasting time with trivial bullshit and start putting your energy into finding a girlfriend and moving out and finding your own place and starting your own life with your girlfriend

It's not going to happen until you lay some groundwork

You should turn off the computer today and go to a bookstore, then go get some groceries

those are two excellent places to introduce yourself to women
Anonymous No.941375755 [Report] >>941375884
>>941375614
I know old people pretty well. He heard "robocop" and he thought of "time cop" and he probably realized he mixed them up but at the same time he had the thought of "what would I do with a time machine" so he just said that shit without thinking about it too much. Old men really don't give a fuck about making sense they just kinda go. Anyway, that's my best guess.
Anonymous No.941375802 [Report]
>>941374882 (OP)
My dad, my three brother and I...
Anonymous No.941375812 [Report] >>941375870
>>941375614

>BUT WHY DID HE SAY IT?

AGAIN: This isn't helping you find a girlfriend and start your own fucking life

TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
And go to a bookstore
And when you see her
Don't hesitate

BREAK THE ICE
smiling with a cool INTERESTING really unique unforgettable conversation

And instead of asking her out on a date

PUT IT IN THE FORM OF A STATEMENT

asking questions requires an answer
You don't need an answer right now
You're just making a statement

I INTEND ON GETTING TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU I FIND YOU REALLY INTERESTING

she'll hear it... now move on to the rest of the conversation.. and smile

girls are attracted to unique self-confident men with their own style

So don't follow any rules you've ever been told before because obviously those don't work very well

create your own fucking rules

AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY OR THINK

It's none of your business
Anonymous No.941375870 [Report] >>941376065 >>941376169 >>941376261 >>941376353 >>941376612 >>941376681 >>941376982 >>941377097
>>941375812
Keep replying to yourself you homeless tweaker double nigger lmao
Anonymous No.941375884 [Report] >>941377725
>>941375755

I'm old as fuck....
And I never would have thought of time cop

I think it's more a situation of
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

I regularly respond with completely unrelated answers because I don't give a flying fuck

I'll say whatever the fuck is on my mind and I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks

and I don't care if it's related to what they're saying or not. That's not my problem
Anonymous No.941376065 [Report]
>>941375870

except I live in a place much much nicer than anywhere you've ever lived, bitch

and unlike you, I've got a beautiful genius woman sucking my dick every night

And I haven't touched drugs in over 9 years

next month it will be 9 and 1/2 years clean from hard drugs

I still smoke a little bit of pot here and there but recently, I've been decarboxylating it and eating it instead

You don't know what you're talking about

You simply THINK you know

which is exactly why you're so uninformed

You're too busy telling yourself how smart you are

INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY LEARNING

But you just got schooled
youngblood
You just had your ass handed to you

YOU LONELY MASTURBATING VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY WITHOUT A FUCKING JOB

You're still mooching off your parents like a little baby suckling on his mommy's tit

You're a codependent PARASITIC tumor in her life

And you're not fooling anybody

NOW GO MASTURBATE AND PLAY SOME MORE VIDEO GAMES, TOUGH GUY

lol

You pathetic lonely little boy. no woman will touch you...

awwwwwwww

(and while we're at it, that's not my wrist going in my wife's asshole, little boy)

now go run along and play another video game, Sally boy

>replying to myself

hahahaha You're literally clueless
Anonymous No.941376169 [Report]
>>941375870

by the way....

how does it feel to realize a loser like me HAS FUCKED OVER 800 WOMEN?

while you can't even find ONE desperate ugly fat bitch willing to give you the time of day?

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, LONELY GUY?

any cool new cheat codes lately?
HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMMFAO @ You having as much heterosexual experience as the average cocksucking flaming faggot in a gay bar

The only difference between you and a flaming homosexual is THEY'RE NOT VIRGINS ANYMORE

how does that make you feel?
Anonymous No.941376261 [Report]
>>941375870
how does it make you feel to realize this loser HAS EMPTIED MY TESTICLES INTO OVER 800 HOT WOMEN AND TEENAGE GIRLS..... while you still masturbate yourself to sleep every night like a scared little boy?

how does that make you feel, gaming chair Einstein?
Anonymous No.941376353 [Report] >>941376650
>>941375870

how does it feel to realize I HAD SEX WITH SEVEN WOMEN SIMULTANEOUSLY, ALL BY MYSELF?

absolutely 100% true....

Just me and seven hot women
I fucked them for 2 and 1/2 days
we were all doing drugs
And they all took turns sucking my dick and fucking me right in front of the other girls

how does that make you feel, gaming chair Sissy boy?

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, COWARD:

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, LITTLE BOY?
Anonymous No.941376612 [Report]
>>941375870

maybe even more importantly....

how does it make you feel to stop and realize YOU'VE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED A GODDAMN THING WITH YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE?

You're a fucking parasite
attached to his mommy

YOU'VE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED A FUCKING THING

except for financially exploiting your own mother
Anonymous No.941376650 [Report] >>941376826 >>941376930
>>941376353
You are my favorite source of entertainment when I get on here these days Johnny boy. Please never put down the meth pipe
Anonymous No.941376681 [Report]
>>941375870

how does it feel to have your ass handed to you so rudely by means of your gaping rectum?

I literally ass fucked you, bitch

I LITERALLY STRETCHED YOUR ASSHOLE OUT BITCH

how did that feel?

little boy
Anonymous No.941376826 [Report]
>>941376650

I'm In the entertainment business....

........
...........
................
I'm in the business of entertaining MYSELF™

So I agree with you....

however, I haven't touched any real drugs in over 9 years

what your witnessing is actually just ME
what you see is what you get
This is my normal everyday personality

I have a condition called hypomania

But I doubt you've studied psychology so I'll give you a quick crash course:

what you perceive as 'tweaking', a trained psychiatrist would perceive as 'possible mania'

But it's not mania...
I've got HYPOMANIA

It means "less than mania"
"beneath mania"

"mania" is a state of psychosis, But I don't have bipolar disorder, and I'm never actually in a state of mania

So I'm never in psychosis, and that's why I don't need any medication

The very best psychiatrist have agreed there's no reason for me to take medication because I'm in full control

I'm not in psychosis at all
I MADE A LOT OF MONEY WITH MY HYPOMANIA... talking people into giving me 50% down on very expensive artwork that was just a hypothetical possibility at that point

with my hypomania....

But it's not mania

And it's not methamphetamine

I SIMPLY RUN CIRCLES AROUND LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE AND THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT

they're too slow to catch up with me

And now you finally understand
Anonymous No.941376930 [Report]
>>941376650

But I come here to keep myself entertained

If anybody else gets a kick out of it, that's gravy

That's great

It's not a requirement

I really don't care either way

AS LONG AS I'M KEEPING MYSELF ENTERTAINED ™

But what you thought was an underhanded insult I perceive as an excellent compliment

And I'm taking a screenshot
to keep as a trophy
Anonymous No.941376933 [Report] >>941377009
>>941375112
I don't understand what you mean.
Anonymous No.941376982 [Report]
>>941375870

AGAIN:

I don't know about you, but I'm not accustomed to having another man insert his entire fucking leg up my asshole until his foot pops out of my mouth

HOW DID THAT FEEL?

how did it feel to get bent over and ass fucked by the very best?
Anonymous No.941377009 [Report]
>>941376933

He was playing the role of therapist

"And how did that make you feel?"

He just didn't word it correctly
Anonymous No.941377097 [Report]
>>941375870
I know that's got to hurt...

I think they sell anal lube with lidocaine in it... You might want to invest into a tube or 10

And I'm pretty sure it'll get tight again after time

at least I hope so

That way it'll be more fun to insert my foot back up there the next time

at this point, I turned your asshole into a truck stop vagina, bitch

It's not worth a plug nickel at this point, Stretchmark Sally
Anonymous No.941377185 [Report]
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Anonymous No.941377229 [Report]
>>941375472
Ironic
Anonymous No.941377725 [Report]
>>941375884
Yeah that's what I'm saying. You didn't even need to make that post at all and it added nothing to the conversation but you did it anyway. This is what old dudes do. I thought being aware of this might prevent me from being the same way but it actually accelerated the process. I'm becoming my father and I can't wait to kill myself.