Thread 941489269

Am I the only one here who is not a hacker? I post from my phone, so I guess I'm an easy target.

Do any of you know me? I consent for you to say my first name and call me that if you like.

>>941489269 (OP)

RE: HACKERS

first off, real hackers never call themselves 'hackers'

secondly, you're giving too much credit to these video game douchebags in here

only a small number of them are programmers, and out of those programmers, they couldn't hack their chin off my testicles if they tried

Even those dumbasses in ANONYMOUS can't hack worth a shit

I see some of them in here occasionally, and I always tell them I'LL GIVE YOU $2,500 CASH IF YOU CAN TELL ME MY IP ADDRESS

................... none of them knew how

So stop fooling yourself
there's no big group of hackers in here

You're dealing with idiots who don't even know how to introduce themselves to a woman and ask them out on a date

You're dealing with adult males who are so dysfunctional, they spend their lives looking for cheat codes and masturbating like little boys

regarding your first name?
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about your goddamn name

THESE DOUCHEBAGS DON'T KNOW HOW TO HACK JACK FUCKING SHIT

>>941489414
>You're dealing with idiots who don't even know how to introduce themselves to a woman and ask them out on a date

Kek

>>941489466

It's 100% true....
The overwhelming majority of guys in here are young adult males who isolated playing video games and missed out on life's rites of passage, like learning how to flirt with girls on the playground with the other boys

they became so inexperienced around women, that with each passing day they grew more and more uncomfortable around women in general...

meanwhile, the only thing they felt comfortable with was OTHER SEXUALLY CONFUSED AND FAILED MEN

they never have sexual conversations with women at all, and continually discuss each other's ejaculation and penis size in here

they create threads featuring pornography of females, but then they ask each other creepy shit like "I'm stroking. Tell me what you would do to her while I cum"

they invite each other for mutual masturbation with other men on discord

last time I checked... they have a name for men who masturbate with other men

It starts with an H
And it ends with an OMOSEXUAL

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

I WILL MONEYWIRE TRANSFER $2,500 IMMEDIATELY IF ONE OF YOU CAN TELL ME MY IP ADDRESS

................ The offer still stands

let's see how talented you alleged hackers are

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And trust me... I can afford the $2,500

But none of you is capable of pinging my IP address because you don't know Jack fucking shit about hacking

And if one of you accurately determines my IP address, I'm an honorable man and I will money wire transfer $2,500

But it's not going to happen

because none of you can tell me my IP address, which is a very very simple task

>>941489854
>>941489886
>>941489914

Lolvis... You're a legend kek

>>941489951

lol That's very kind of you but I'm really just a douchebag

I'm just a fucking loser, but this loser knows some REAL PROGRAMMERS in real life... notice I didn't say 'hackers'...

because none of them would ever be caught dead calling themselves "hackers"... they all consider it to be embarrassing, and according to them, it's only poseurs who use that term

nope... they simply refer to themselves as programmers...

they were running a little operation in Atlanta, creating fake bank accounts, and creating fake identities, and sending people into the banks to withdraw tens of thousands of dollars at a time

One of them is related to Sicilian organized crime through his family.. hint hint hint

through his family..... get it?

anyway.. they made a shitload of money, and one day they finally got busted by the FBI

I don't even remember how it was they ended up getting busted, but it wasn't their fault, it was actually one of the people who went into the bank with the fake identification and they got scared

anyway... All seven of them were arrested and charged with federal offenses

And while they were still in the holding cell at the former Atlanta pretrial detention center, FBI field agents came in and gave them an offer:

teach their cyber crimes forensics teams exactly how they did it, and they wouldn't pursue prosecution.

And that's exactly what my friends did

they ended up training some of the Atlanta field agent computer forensics analysts

100% true story. I still talk to those guys on a regular basis. One of them died a couple years ago. He went to California and suffered a massive heart attack pretty much as soon as he got off the airplane. weird story. He had a heart problem

But the rest of them are still really good friends of mine and THEY WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD CALLING THEMSELVES "HACKERS"

oh I completely forgot all of them have legitimate jobs in IT now. like systems analysts and shit like that. they all went completely legit

I guess narrowly escaping 40 years in the federal penitentiary has a way of making you change your path?

>>941489951

would you like to hear a wild yet 100% true story?

with the exception of only ONE of those programmer friends of mine, none of them got any pussy. they were terrible around girls. awkward

The Sicilian friend had no problem getting girls

But the rest of them were completely inexperienced when it came to talking to girls

well, we used to all snort a little meth and go to rave parties together, And I used to talk rave girls into coming back with us and fucking my programmer friends

100% true

It was actually very cute
watching the expressions on those guys faces

looking over at me like "oh my god thank you so much dude!!!" while rave girls gave them blowjobs

It made me feel like a hero
It was the least I could do
they were all really good guys
really really good trusted friends

And they deserved it

they deserve to have beautiful girls suck their dicks

So I facilitated it
they simply didn't know how to talk to girls

I DO............

And it was no skin off my back because I was sitting right there in the love seat getting my dick sucked as well

by my wife...

I let them fuck the "lil groovers"
(lil groovers = rave girls)

It's not liked it was a really big secret

It's not like I knew some kind of secret code

or any kind of specific pick-up lines

It was just really simple being honest
"let's all go to Sean's house and get high and fuck"

"cool let's do it!"

That's all. It's really just that simple

(God damn those rave chicks were so hot wearing the athletic stripe clothing with the baby-T tank tops and the backpacks and the pacifier and princess Leia haircuts and glow worm dolls under their arms and shit It was so cool and they were so fucking hot)

https://youtu.be/GRs7a-wDlno?si=ibcK1kgUzoPWbQNV

by the way, if you've never gone to a real rave... You have no fucking idea how much you're missing out on!!

IT'S THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE OF YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!

The freedom is exhilarating
And the music is the real drug

And everybody is a devoted junkie, completely addicted to the music

IT'S FUCKING PHENOMENAL

My best advice I could give any of you, young or old, male or female, black white green or any color in between

YOU ARE ALL WELCOME IN OUR HOUSE

Peace love unity and respect

You've never been around so many truly happy people in your life.. It's a religious experience

BEFORE TRUMP OUTLAWS RAVES

SAVE SOME MONEY AND GET YOUR ASS TO AN EDC INSOMNIAC EVENT

they literally spend $4 million just on the fucking fireworks alone

You won't believe your fucking eyes!!
And the music?

It's like aliens communicating with you through music

It's so goddamn intelligent and precise and surgical

and beautiful

It's the best music being made. It's the only actively growing real musical thing left in the entire music industry

rave music

It's the shit

sorry, but no other form of music can hold a candle to it. sorry

https://youtu.be/NdaqXjDtXkQ?si=lcwQYl5iXVJMMEsT

And although this song is dubstep, I would be remiss if I failed to turn you on to this particular song....

Good luck finding better musical production

You like CGI special effects in movies, right?

well this is the musical equivalent

THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING STATE OF THE ART!!!!!!

I would suggest you wear headphones

https://youtu.be/rTPWbAs6H70?si=ZhsjLXHw4_fPMnus

enjoy having this song turn you inside out

>>941491998
You sound like you would be a really cool dude irl. I wish we could meet.

>>941492131

I'm a fucking asshole.......

I'm just being honest with you

I was raised incredibly polite by really good parents. I was raised really well, and with dignity and class and I'm very polite

AND I'M THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE I'VE EVER MET

You've got to be an asshole
It's got to be half and half
You have to maintain a razor sharp blade in your personality

or else people will wipe their feet on you

You have to be both yin and yang to make it in this cutthroat world

So the nice side of me devotes my time to helping animals

And the other side of me deals with humans

>>941492131
WHY RAVE MUSIC?

simple- because it doesn't tell you what to think

It doesn't shove a story down your throat

It's not about breaking up with a girlfriend or flexing your muscles or "ooooh girl you so fine" or any of that shit

IT'S MATHEMATICS
It's musical mathematics
advanced algebra

It's the perfect soundtrack to your life

there's no time for doomie gloomy depression when you're feeling up and in motion

It's the perfect music to play while having sex

It's the perfect music to play while playing video games

It's the perfect music to play if you have any task at hand

(I spent my life painting big murals for restaurants and nightclubs, and we would crank the rave music and smoke weed and the music WAS THE MOST MOTIVATING DRIVING FORCE... And we would literally ATTACK THE WALL

You start dancing with your paintbrush
applying paint to the rhythm of the music
suddenly you're lost in your own fascinating beautiful little exhilarating world

Your heartbeat goes up and you've got a big smile on your face and then comes the drop, where the music gets so fucking cool, and the hair stands up on the back of your neck

IT'S LITERALLY LIKE ALIENS SENDING YOU MESSAGES THROUGH DIGITAL AUDIBLE MATH

It's the only shit I can listen to anymore

other music becomes so fucking boring all the sudden

>>941492444
>>941492285
Trips checked!

Good night, lolvis

Sleep well

If you have to cram for a test

Play rave music in the background
It's like musical methamphetamine
It gets you all pumped up
excited about whatever task you are doing

You will literally plow through your fucking homework

the soundtrack to your life.. literally

HERE IS A VERY SOPHISTICATED ADULT RAVE SONG

and it's quite literally musical Black magic
You can hear it rolling and undulating like ocean waves and you can feel it splashing between your toes and rolling up your ankles

It's absolutely gorgeous

VERY VERY ADULT MATURE SOPHISTICATED RAVE

It's not intended for stupid people

you'll find stupid people can't relate to it

But if you're smart?
you'll definitely feel it

I give you "GLORIOUS" by HYBRID
ft Andreas Johnson

now she's.... checking me out, bringing me round, making me glorious

enjoy

https://youtu.be/dLkKGxSqmwU?si=fN6x-kSCUfYoReSL

>>941492598

listen to that last song before you go to sleep

listen to the song I just posted
GPORIOUS

I POSTED IT FOR YOU

And I'm going to sleep because I have a doctor's appointment first thing in the morning

LISTEN TO THE SONG. GOOD NIGHT

And notice nobody could tell me my IP address

bump

>>941492632
you're not the only one, i'm not a hacker either. i post from my phone as well, and i've been on 4chan for a long time, but never posted anything that was hacked.

>>941500001
>Am I the only one here who is not a hacker?
Yes, you're the only one here who doesn't have a 50% chance of being a pedo

>>941489854
180.24.115.93

>>941502484
Holy fuck you got it right you doxxed me. Noooooooooo I'm a stupid lolcow and you doxxed me which is my only weakness. I will now be showing my asshole to a random loser minor on the internet as I lose my shit before kys by jumping into traffic.

>>941489269 (OP)
No. Everyone here now is bots, leftard shills, and kikes who want to ruin this place.

The hacker known as "anon" is gone. LONG gone. Off to do other shit and meme for money.

>>941489814
This is what the leftard believes posts here, but it's really just a demoralization campaign here to make the incels that used to post here leave. So it's leftards trolling bots.

>>941489269 (OP)
I'm not a hacker

>>941489414
> I'LL GIVE YOU $2,500 CASH IF YOU CAN TELL ME MY IP ADDRESS
Really? Well i really need to buy an air pruifier so I'll do it! it might take little time since I've never tried before, tell me your discord I'll massage you with the IP in 42 hours.