Thread 941518296

What's the "eating pizza with knife and fork" of video games?

Playing Minecraft with Mods.

Playing on a console and seething about mods.

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing Racing Games with a controller

>>941518296 (OP)
Every game that tries to be fun but is tied too randomized loot bullshit.

Playing typing of the dead with a controller.

>>941518296 (OP)
Buying a CRT and insisting on playing playing games on original hardware, so now your home is littered with all kinds of decade old trash consoles and screens, instead of just emulating and using filters if a game really benefits from it, like a normal person.

>>941518296 (OP)
playing DMC with mouse and keyboard

>>941518296 (OP)
I eat pizza with a fork, mostly because I'm at the computer when I eat.
>But you have to touch food and get your hands filthy and messy!
Nah.

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing with a controller when playing on PC

>>941518296 (OP)
It's the "food analogy" for video games.

>>941518296 (OP)
Dark Souls with KB+M
>>941518302
retarded take

>>941518307
>retarded take
More like the only sane take in this thread actually.

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing non fps games with KB+M

>>941518302
Today, anon was not a faggot.

The pizza has to be so overloaded with toppings that you can't pick it up by hand without making a mess so you use a knife and fork to go at it little at a time. I can't think of any modern games that are like that. Thanks to early access most games are "released" with barely any content at all only to be milked for DLC later on.

>>941518302
There's litererally no emulators that are flawless for consoles. Why would you settle for a worse experience?
If you don't already own the consoles, I understand. But most of us just own our childhood shit.

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing roguelikes with numpad.

>>941518296 (OP)
playing skyrim with mods or playing world of warcraft with addons

>>941518312
>noooooo the game HAS to be played with 16kB of memory and a 50 kHz CPU or it isn't authentic!!!!

>>941518309
Retard lmao

>>941518296 (OP)
Any console port.

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing a phone game with a controller

>>941518315
Correct.
Why would you play an inferior version? There isn't even 1 (one) perfect emulator for consoles.

>>941518312
>Why would you settle for a worse experience?
Very often times the original hardware is worse.

>t. I have several consoles still at home and use them someimes but usually prefer emulating

Something that requires more effort but feels more rewarding?

>>941518304
the messiness of pizza can be insulated by the dry crumb unless it's excessively greasy or floppy. fair enough not wanting to get any food dust into your keyboard but your hands shoudn't get filthy if you're eating a slice that isn't sloppa.

Doing only the main story in a Rockstar or Bethesda game

>>941518320
>Very often times the original hardware is worse.
In what ways?

>>941518324
Drakengard 3

>>941518296 (OP)
You mean, the CORRECT way to eat pizza?

>>941518324
>>941518319
>runs at 15 fps

>>941518314
finally someone else on this god forsaken zoomer-infested website gets it

>>941518312
Inaccuracies for emulation are so minor on any major system you have to be autistic to think it matters and guaranteed you can't tell the difference just by an eye test. Not to mention that with run-ahead mode you get less latency when emulating these days. Either way, they don't make CRT anymore so eventually everyone will have to emulate or just play on NON-ORIGINAL HARDWARE anyways.
>>941518324
Not that anon, but load times are one especially if you're talking about the playstation.

>>941518304
Just wash your hands bro.

>>941518325
>Gives no examples
:/

>>941518296 (OP)
that's how Italians eat pizza and it's their food

>>941518299
But that's the intended way to play them

>>941518324
low fps, low resolution, jankier controls due to hardware limitations

>>941518312
You're either a zoomed that got tricked into buying a millennial's overpriced garbage CRT, or the millenial that sold it.

>>941518327
>Runs at the frame rate it was designed to run at
OH NO!!!
This isn't a flaw. But the PC versions of OoT look great.
You sound like the kind of faggot to colorise and AI-interlope old 30's cartoons to "improve" them.

>>941518329
Load times are an actual legit plus for emulators.

>>941518331
It runs in single digit framerate on boss fights

>>941518296 (OP)
>What is the (normal thing) of videogames?

KYS

>>941518336
>the low framerate and suffering makes it extra authentic!

>>941518312
>>941518324
Consoles have limitations and quirks that emulators blow through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetsSOfMRq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POqy92edBSs

>>941518296 (OP)
I do that for the first piece, when the pizza is still hot and everything falls off when you pick a piece up.

>>941518324
I prefer a stable frame rate playing Super Mario 64.

>>941518340
That's factually correct, yes.

>>941518341
And? That doesn't prove me wrong at all.

>>941518336
>This isn't a flaw. But the PC versions of OoT look great.
Okay thanks for putting your argument into perspective. Basically you know that these games are better at higher frame rate which is why it looks great, but you are too proud to admit it you are wrong which means arguing with you is a waste of time.

>>941518344
Anon, you've lost the argument. We accept your concession.

>>941518344
authentic =/ better

>>941518340
Yes.

>>941518345
What would I be "proud" of? Be specific with that weird made-up statement about me you just invented in your head.
The original is what the game was intended to run on, mods will never match the developers original vision, because the vision included the limitations of the console.
That is all. And I am correct.

>>941518296 (OP)
Summoning in dark souls

>>941518296 (OP)
How come whenever I eat pizza the fat only goes to my belly

>>941518349
who is that copyfaggot?

>>941518347
I never said otherwise.

>>941518350
delusional

>>941518349
>fiddling with ingame settings

>>941518355
Concession accepted.

>>941518353
And your guy was copying ulilililia, faggot.

>>941518296 (OP)
i don't do it with pizza but sometimes i eat french fries with a fork when i really don't feel like getting my hands dirty

>>941518296 (OP)
Buying those fucking elite controllers with back paddles and shit and thinking that's the missing link to making you mlg

>>941518349
This is obviously staged. No man acts like this in real life.

>>941518350
Damn you're unhinged lmao. Sure, devs on the n64 totally thought the shit frame rate was a feature not a limation. Playing Perfect Dark 8 bots and 4 friends was inteneded to only ever be played at 2 frames per second! Definetily wouldn't be a better experience at a solid 60 which would be a slap to the devs intended vision!

>>941518296 (OP)
Seeing as you normally are supposed to eat pizza in Italy with a knife and fork, I guess playing a game in japanese so you avoid dogshit EN localizers and VAs?

>>941518304
Just rub your hands on your shirt bro

>>941518349
this video makes me mad every single time because that has to be the most retarded way to eat anything i've ever seen in my life, it looks like something a toddler would do

>>941518349
What a moron. The GODDAMN POINT of fork and knife is to keep your hands clean, but he killed the point by holding the pizza on his hand before cutting it. And since he had a plate he didn't need to put it on a paper napkin. Which he could have used a moment rather than get his hand dirty.

>>941518360
back pedals are nice sometimes

>>941518319
audiophile tier autist

>>941518350
>the jaggies, input lag, low resolution and framerate are the developer's true vision

>>941518360
do NOT buy Microsoft elite controllers, the build quality is fucking abysmal

>>941518334
>low fps
this is only occasionally solved by emulation. most games don't have a viable hack that doesn't ruin game logic.

>>941518369
Some Squaresoft veteran commented on that recently, like 'why are they nostalgic about warping textures, I used to work my ass off to minimize that shit'.

>>941518296 (OP)
Flick stick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5L_Px3dFtE

>>941518302
this but my crt broke and i dont really play games anymore my house is just trashed

>>941518371
I don't think you realize how many old games don't constantly hit their target fps.

>>941518370
These days you should not buy any controller without Hall effect or TMR -- which excludes all first-party controllers.

>>941518296 (OP)
Probably reading walkthroughs/guides in the modern era.

>>941518302
How does that fit with eating pizza with a fork?

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing shooters with a controller when KB+M is an option.

>>941518358
That's not an answer you retarded mongoloid.

>>941518296 (OP)
playing visual novels using only the auto option, to fully hear every voice line

>>941518379
Shooters are best with a controller.

>>941518378
Pretentious, thinking this is the correct way to do something and looking down on others while doing it, all the while not realising that not only nobody actually does it, they look extremely stupid doing it and also not practical at all?

>>941518383
Eating pizza with fork and knife IS the only correct way to do it, you muricans just have shit table manners.

ban the fucking off-topic nigger who keeps making this shit mods

>>941518296 (OP)
Playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.

>>941518374
>TinEye searched over 78.6 billion images but didn't find any matches for your search image.

>>941518349
wow, this guy doesn't know how to eat pizza

>>941518302
That's the equivalence of eating sushi with your fingers. Technically correct, but disgusting and annoying to anyone around you if you ever mention it.

>>941521873
no
pizza with fork == retro games on CRT == sushi with chopsticks
== unnecessary work for "authenticity" just to brag about it

doing it "wrong" is way more convenient and it does not change the taste/gameplay,