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Anonymous No.941518296 [Report] >>941518299 >>941518300 >>941518302 >>941518303 >>941518304 >>941518305 >>941518306 >>941518307 >>941518309 >>941518313 >>941518314 >>941518317 >>941518318 >>941518326 >>941518332 >>941518338 >>941518339 >>941518342 >>941518351 >>941518352 >>941518359 >>941518360 >>941518363 >>941518373 >>941518377 >>941518379 >>941518381 >>941518945
What's the "eating pizza with knife and fork" of video games?
Anonymous No.941518297 [Report]
Playing Minecraft with Mods.
Anonymous No.941518298 [Report]
Playing on a console and seething about mods.
Anonymous No.941518299 [Report] >>941518333
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing Racing Games with a controller
Anonymous No.941518300 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Every game that tries to be fun but is tied too randomized loot bullshit.
Anonymous No.941518301 [Report]
Playing typing of the dead with a controller.
Anonymous No.941518302 [Report] >>941518307 >>941518310 >>941518312 >>941518374 >>941518378 >>941521873
>>941518296 (OP)
Buying a CRT and insisting on playing playing games on original hardware, so now your home is littered with all kinds of decade old trash consoles and screens, instead of just emulating and using filters if a game really benefits from it, like a normal person.
Anonymous No.941518303 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
playing DMC with mouse and keyboard
Anonymous No.941518304 [Report] >>941518322 >>941518330 >>941518364
>>941518296 (OP)
I eat pizza with a fork, mostly because I'm at the computer when I eat.
>But you have to touch food and get your hands filthy and messy!
Nah.
Anonymous No.941518305 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing with a controller when playing on PC
Anonymous No.941518306 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
It's the "food analogy" for video games.
Anonymous No.941518307 [Report] >>941518308
>>941518296 (OP)
Dark Souls with KB+M
>>941518302
retarded take
Anonymous No.941518308 [Report]
>>941518307
>retarded take
More like the only sane take in this thread actually.
Anonymous No.941518309 [Report] >>941518316
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing non fps games with KB+M
Anonymous No.941518310 [Report]
>>941518302
Today, anon was not a faggot.
Anonymous No.941518311 [Report]
The pizza has to be so overloaded with toppings that you can't pick it up by hand without making a mess so you use a knife and fork to go at it little at a time. I can't think of any modern games that are like that. Thanks to early access most games are "released" with barely any content at all only to be milked for DLC later on.
Anonymous No.941518312 [Report] >>941518315 >>941518320 >>941518329 >>941518335 >>941518341
>>941518302
There's litererally no emulators that are flawless for consoles. Why would you settle for a worse experience?
If you don't already own the consoles, I understand. But most of us just own our childhood shit.
Anonymous No.941518313 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing roguelikes with numpad.
Anonymous No.941518314 [Report] >>941518328
>>941518296 (OP)
playing skyrim with mods or playing world of warcraft with addons
Anonymous No.941518315 [Report] >>941518319
>>941518312
>noooooo the game HAS to be played with 16kB of memory and a 50 kHz CPU or it isn't authentic!!!!
Anonymous No.941518316 [Report]
>>941518309
Retard lmao
Anonymous No.941518317 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Any console port.
Anonymous No.941518318 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing a phone game with a controller
Anonymous No.941518319 [Report] >>941518327 >>941518368
>>941518315
Correct.
Why would you play an inferior version? There isn't even 1 (one) perfect emulator for consoles.
Anonymous No.941518320 [Report] >>941518324
>>941518312
>Why would you settle for a worse experience?
Very often times the original hardware is worse.

>t. I have several consoles still at home and use them someimes but usually prefer emulating
Anonymous No.941518321 [Report]
Something that requires more effort but feels more rewarding?
Anonymous No.941518322 [Report]
>>941518304
the messiness of pizza can be insulated by the dry crumb unless it's excessively greasy or floppy. fair enough not wanting to get any food dust into your keyboard but your hands shoudn't get filthy if you're eating a slice that isn't sloppa.
Anonymous No.941518323 [Report]
Doing only the main story in a Rockstar or Bethesda game
Anonymous No.941518324 [Report] >>941518325 >>941518327 >>941518329 >>941518334 >>941518341 >>941518343
>>941518320
>Very often times the original hardware is worse.
In what ways?
Anonymous No.941518325 [Report] >>941518331
>>941518324
Drakengard 3
Anonymous No.941518326 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
You mean, the CORRECT way to eat pizza?
Anonymous No.941518327 [Report] >>941518336
>>941518324
>>941518319
>runs at 15 fps
Anonymous No.941518328 [Report]
>>941518314
finally someone else on this god forsaken zoomer-infested website gets it
Anonymous No.941518329 [Report] >>941518336
>>941518312
Inaccuracies for emulation are so minor on any major system you have to be autistic to think it matters and guaranteed you can't tell the difference just by an eye test. Not to mention that with run-ahead mode you get less latency when emulating these days. Either way, they don't make CRT anymore so eventually everyone will have to emulate or just play on NON-ORIGINAL HARDWARE anyways.
>>941518324
Not that anon, but load times are one especially if you're talking about the playstation.
Anonymous No.941518330 [Report]
>>941518304
Just wash your hands bro.
Anonymous No.941518331 [Report] >>941518337
>>941518325
>Gives no examples
:/
Anonymous No.941518332 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
that's how Italians eat pizza and it's their food
Anonymous No.941518333 [Report]
>>941518299
But that's the intended way to play them
Anonymous No.941518334 [Report] >>941518371
>>941518324
low fps, low resolution, jankier controls due to hardware limitations
Anonymous No.941518335 [Report]
>>941518312
You're either a zoomed that got tricked into buying a millennial's overpriced garbage CRT, or the millenial that sold it.
Anonymous No.941518336 [Report] >>941518340 >>941518345
>>941518327
>Runs at the frame rate it was designed to run at
OH NO!!!
This isn't a flaw. But the PC versions of OoT look great.
You sound like the kind of faggot to colorise and AI-interlope old 30's cartoons to "improve" them.

>>941518329
Load times are an actual legit plus for emulators.
Anonymous No.941518337 [Report]
>>941518331
It runs in single digit framerate on boss fights
Anonymous No.941518338 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
>What is the (normal thing) of videogames?

KYS
Anonymous No.941518339 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Anonymous No.941518340 [Report] >>941518344 >>941518348
>>941518336
>the low framerate and suffering makes it extra authentic!
Anonymous No.941518341 [Report] >>941518344
>>941518312
>>941518324
Consoles have limitations and quirks that emulators blow through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetsSOfMRq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POqy92edBSs
Anonymous No.941518342 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
I do that for the first piece, when the pizza is still hot and everything falls off when you pick a piece up.
Anonymous No.941518343 [Report]
>>941518324
I prefer a stable frame rate playing Super Mario 64.
Anonymous No.941518344 [Report] >>941518346 >>941518347
>>941518340
That's factually correct, yes.

>>941518341
And? That doesn't prove me wrong at all.
Anonymous No.941518345 [Report] >>941518350
>>941518336
>This isn't a flaw. But the PC versions of OoT look great.
Okay thanks for putting your argument into perspective. Basically you know that these games are better at higher frame rate which is why it looks great, but you are too proud to admit it you are wrong which means arguing with you is a waste of time.
Anonymous No.941518346 [Report]
>>941518344
Anon, you've lost the argument. We accept your concession.
Anonymous No.941518347 [Report] >>941518354
>>941518344
authentic =/ better
Anonymous No.941518348 [Report]
>>941518340
Yes.
Anonymous No.941518349 [Report] >>941518353 >>941518356 >>941518361 >>941518365 >>941518366 >>941521824
Anonymous No.941518350 [Report] >>941518355 >>941518362 >>941518369
>>941518345
What would I be "proud" of? Be specific with that weird made-up statement about me you just invented in your head.
The original is what the game was intended to run on, mods will never match the developers original vision, because the vision included the limitations of the console.
That is all. And I am correct.
Anonymous No.941518351 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Summoning in dark souls
Anonymous No.941518352 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
How come whenever I eat pizza the fat only goes to my belly
Anonymous No.941518353 [Report] >>941518358
>>941518349
who is that copyfaggot?
Anonymous No.941518354 [Report]
>>941518347
I never said otherwise.
Anonymous No.941518355 [Report] >>941518357
>>941518350
delusional
Anonymous No.941518356 [Report]
>>941518349
>fiddling with ingame settings
Anonymous No.941518357 [Report]
>>941518355
Concession accepted.
Anonymous No.941518358 [Report] >>941518380
>>941518353
And your guy was copying ulilililia, faggot.
Anonymous No.941518359 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
i don't do it with pizza but sometimes i eat french fries with a fork when i really don't feel like getting my hands dirty
Anonymous No.941518360 [Report] >>941518367 >>941518370
>>941518296 (OP)
Buying those fucking elite controllers with back paddles and shit and thinking that's the missing link to making you mlg
Anonymous No.941518361 [Report]
>>941518349
This is obviously staged. No man acts like this in real life.
Anonymous No.941518362 [Report]
>>941518350
Damn you're unhinged lmao. Sure, devs on the n64 totally thought the shit frame rate was a feature not a limation. Playing Perfect Dark 8 bots and 4 friends was inteneded to only ever be played at 2 frames per second! Definetily wouldn't be a better experience at a solid 60 which would be a slap to the devs intended vision!
Anonymous No.941518363 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Seeing as you normally are supposed to eat pizza in Italy with a knife and fork, I guess playing a game in japanese so you avoid dogshit EN localizers and VAs?
Anonymous No.941518364 [Report]
>>941518304
Just rub your hands on your shirt bro
Anonymous No.941518365 [Report]
>>941518349
this video makes me mad every single time because that has to be the most retarded way to eat anything i've ever seen in my life, it looks like something a toddler would do
Anonymous No.941518366 [Report]
>>941518349
What a moron. The GODDAMN POINT of fork and knife is to keep your hands clean, but he killed the point by holding the pizza on his hand before cutting it. And since he had a plate he didn't need to put it on a paper napkin. Which he could have used a moment rather than get his hand dirty.
Anonymous No.941518367 [Report]
>>941518360
back pedals are nice sometimes
Anonymous No.941518368 [Report]
>>941518319
audiophile tier autist
Anonymous No.941518369 [Report] >>941518372
>>941518350
>the jaggies, input lag, low resolution and framerate are the developer's true vision
Anonymous No.941518370 [Report] >>941518376
>>941518360
do NOT buy Microsoft elite controllers, the build quality is fucking abysmal
Anonymous No.941518371 [Report] >>941518375
>>941518334
>low fps
this is only occasionally solved by emulation. most games don't have a viable hack that doesn't ruin game logic.
Anonymous No.941518372 [Report]
>>941518369
Some Squaresoft veteran commented on that recently, like 'why are they nostalgic about warping textures, I used to work my ass off to minimize that shit'.
Anonymous No.941518373 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Flick stick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5L_Px3dFtE
Anonymous No.941518374 [Report] >>941519630
>>941518302
this but my crt broke and i dont really play games anymore my house is just trashed
Anonymous No.941518375 [Report]
>>941518371
I don't think you realize how many old games don't constantly hit their target fps.
Anonymous No.941518376 [Report]
>>941518370
These days you should not buy any controller without Hall effect or TMR -- which excludes all first-party controllers.
Anonymous No.941518377 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Probably reading walkthroughs/guides in the modern era.
Anonymous No.941518378 [Report] >>941518383
>>941518302
How does that fit with eating pizza with a fork?
Anonymous No.941518379 [Report] >>941518382
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing shooters with a controller when KB+M is an option.
Anonymous No.941518380 [Report]
>>941518358
That's not an answer you retarded mongoloid.
Anonymous No.941518381 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
playing visual novels using only the auto option, to fully hear every voice line
Anonymous No.941518382 [Report]
>>941518379
Shooters are best with a controller.
Anonymous No.941518383 [Report] >>941518428
>>941518378
Pretentious, thinking this is the correct way to do something and looking down on others while doing it, all the while not realising that not only nobody actually does it, they look extremely stupid doing it and also not practical at all?
Anonymous No.941518428 [Report]
>>941518383
Eating pizza with fork and knife IS the only correct way to do it, you muricans just have shit table manners.
Anonymous No.941518464 [Report]
ban the fucking off-topic nigger who keeps making this shit mods
Anonymous No.941518945 [Report]
>>941518296 (OP)
Playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
Anonymous No.941519630 [Report]
>>941518374
>TinEye searched over 78.6 billion images but didn't find any matches for your search image.
Anonymous No.941521824 [Report]
>>941518349
wow, this guy doesn't know how to eat pizza
Anonymous No.941521873 [Report] >>941525274
>>941518302
That's the equivalence of eating sushi with your fingers. Technically correct, but disgusting and annoying to anyone around you if you ever mention it.
Anonymous No.941525274 [Report]
>>941521873
no
pizza with fork == retro games on CRT == sushi with chopsticks
== unnecessary work for "authenticity" just to brag about it

doing it "wrong" is way more convenient and it does not change the taste/gameplay,