Thread 941531937

It seems a grand event is coming up I was supposed to host for yet certain tools died so let's test this strange magic.
I request up to 50 heroes to send into the world of Warhammer so I may enjoy watching you die.

Choose one:
Order | Khorne | Nurgle | Tzeentch | Slaanesh

..and if you are don't know Chaos Gods, just choose Khorne if you wanna be evil... blood skulls murder.. he loves that.

Sonic.exe

Faggotville
Order

Alpha1918
>Knorne

hatsune denny in hopes the troon kill's himself
that's order

Loona Wolf
>Order

Ensign Ledo
>Order

Suredeath Hellman Beyond X
Evens Slaanesh
Odds Tzeentch

>>941531937 (OP)
Omori
Khorne

Sneedruto
>Not Sneedruto
Nurgle

Lizzie

>>941531937 (OP)
The alignment of those not offering a team should be related to their digits.
1-2 is Order
3-4 is Khorne
etc.

MaoMao
Nurgle
>afk

>>941532514
Nuh uh, my game my rules, luv.
Lizzie there has chosen order a few times before so I always put him in Order cause I simply remember. Those who don't choose get yelled at by me.
And Sanic also always chooses the same one.

Sneedruto
Knorne

Harley Quinn
>Khorne

>>941532657
>>941532444

>>941532444
I hadn't noticed the addition, thanks.
The host can remove either of the two at his or her discretion.

>real sneed

>>941532717
Sneed often narrowly misses games so sometimes someone put em in. Just take out the "Not Sneed" entry.

Disgraced Chef Lugoli

Nurgle

>>941532737
>>941532717
:'/

>>941532717
>>941532559
i'm waiting for you to die preferably by suicide but if you win it will be funny too

>>941532742
>>941532737
>>941532755
I'll turn the fake into Fakeruto and add him to Slaanesh since Khorne hates Slaanesh.

>>941532559
'Twas merely a suggestion, noted Nurgle god

>>941532744
Hey I just whooped your butt lol

~L

Monochrome Rider
Tzeentch

Bee Adams
Khorne

>>941532775
I trust your choices.
Anyway, I thank the angel who added me.

How about.. I'll get a cig and when I'm back we start.

PunkRocker
Order

>>941532846
So much for 50 lol unless there's samefagging up the ass

Akemi Tamura
Tzeentch

>>941532912
I said up to. I can take 200 tributes but that's more than the thread can handle.

Vladilena Millize
Order
>>941532401
Good evening Ensign

>>941532967
For a moment I thought you cropped a pic saying Do not repost.

Ghislaine Maxwell
Nurgle

>>941533112
It's the subtitle of Parallel Worlds Do Not Remain Parallel Forever
-Homu

>>941531937 (OP)
order
Baumen...

How are we looking, heroes?

>>941533228
.. god damn u..

LAST ENTRY
Cause editing this enormous text file is not easy.

>>941531937 (OP)
Ellis
Order

>Y008N

Ruriko
>>941531937 (OP)
Could you please put me in the group that most enjoys beer? Thanks

>>941531937 (OP)
>>941533253
Lea Thompson's asshole
Slaanesh

FINAL ROSTER

>>941533328
Looks good thank you

>>941533208
Four against so many. Do I get a discount for overwhelming odds?

>>941533328
My knife is ready

>>941533328
>mfw Left out of yet other hunger games
So sad.

>>941533432
Well, luv, I also left myself >>941532295 out, posted by an anon. I am a lil harsher about my entries. Sorry for that.. my Miku cosplay is fire tho.

>>941532295
How big is your dick?

>>941533208
Nice, thank you so much, angel.
I love magical girls.
>>941533328
Bery cool

>>941533328
Roona es roosting in dis roster!

>>941533328
"Prince of Pleasure"
"Lord of Excess"
"She who thirsts"
Yep, sounds like someone who wants some beer, lets go!

https://youtu.be/FYGTT7YhywA?si=9MRNBHLdy0R3y7Ip
wape wuffians...

And so our heroes enter the world of Warhammer!

The fakeruto quickly crushes Harley's skull.. and Sanic takes out Omori! 2 Warriors of Khorne spill their blood for their own god!
A Warrior of Nurgle is taken down by the Order
One of Tzeentch's sacrifices one of her own to kill one of the Order..
And Ghislaine just had bad luck..

>>941533612
FOR THE DARK PRINCE
FOR SLAANESH
>>941533550
Very.. but let's not post my nudes in here right now, luv. We have a game to play!

>>941533724
Damn, my double isn't as peaceful as I am.

>>941533724
To arms!
Two arms are necessary to eat a burger this large!

>>941533724
I've done way riskier things in previous timeflows. Just trust me on this!

>>941533724
Damn, guess we should've done a little recon first.

>>941533724
Ready to fight sum baddies!

>>941533777
trips
bau bau

For those who like it dark and dirty.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Kg1ZT8IJY

A ratling gun, a fine weapon.. a weapon of mass destruction..
The girls of Order tend to each other's wounds. A rare sight in these dark lands..
And an entire expedition is torn to shreds by the undead! Their bodies torn to shreds by the gunfire unleashed of those mindless minions.

>>941533851
You've got an entire ship to fight now!

MURDER. MAIM. SLAUGHTER. KILL.

>>941533971
>>941533943
NOO000oooo

>>941533943
THIS IS AWFUL! REDO! REDO! SCRATCH IT!

>>941533819
I'll avenge you Ensign
>>941533943
Here Loona

>>941533724
That rune was on the sleeper agent

A peaceful night..
I'll quickly have to do some technical stuff.. scuse me for no commentary

>>941534097
Great, amazing story!
So can I beat up the chef then or...

>>941534097
Fakeruto, wouldn't it be better to try to become good friends with them?

Back to War!.. hammer

The legendary Handler One is taken out by those vile mortars she once abused herself!
The Fakeruto is blessed with a gift of her god it seems..
And Loona successfully holds the line against Chaos!

>>941534156
AND THEN SLAY CHAOS
>>941534209
I'm sorry, friend.. I think that thing is way gone now. It's growing vile appendages and.. well..

https://youtu.be/juaXJeoNMQk?si=_lRo-j3JnXyJ4r9E
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>>941533943
If I'm fightin'a ship! I'm goin' down swingin'
COME ON Y'ALL! RUN! I'LL HOL'EM OFF!
>[He would sacrifice himself if the need comes to it. Too bad his sacrifice was not worth it in the end.]

>>941534301
Hi everyone, the mutation has changed me a little bit

>>941534301
We ride, my gay companions!
Face your fears!

>>941534301
Turns out ogres like beer!

The Vermintide is upon our Heroes!
Fight back against the Skaven or be DEVOURED

The girls of Slaanesh manage to survive the never ending hordes!
The last 2 Warriors of Tzeentch are torn to shreds and devoured by the vile vermin.. but some of the Order have fallen too..

>>941534378
You fought well.. now rest, hero.. rest with the gods..

Into the Forges of Souls!

>>941534301
So, Ensign...whats for dinner?

>>941534301
Wtf Im missing a tit
>>941534463
On my own, here we go!

>>941534484
Well thank God a member of Tzeentch's army has died this day
>Dies

>the beer girl likes beer
Who could have guessed.

Another Warrior of the Order falls!.. only one left to fight against the forces of Chaos.
And the Chosen of Nurgle is still proving himself!

We have left:
Order - 1
Nurgle - 1
Khorne - 1
Slaanesh - 2
Tzeentch - DEFEATED

>>941534614
I get the beer event

**inhales** HAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAAHHAHHAHHHAAAAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA 4CHAN PASS CUCK! EVERYONE POINT LAUGH!

The Overtyrant calls! GRANT FEAST!

.. the fake falls..
.. and the drunken moron picks a fight with the wrong opponents...

Baumen - ORDER
Lugoli - NURGLE
Bee Adams - KHORNE

Wonder if you can guess who'll take this last slide..

>>941534755
Baumen wins it for team common sense!

https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE?si=qo2MORbGNZ6bqlxB
MERRY BAUMAS..

>>941534755
I made it to the feast, didn't survive but I made it

>>941534755
HEN-SHIN!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

"Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts! Boils, bogeys, rot and pus! Blisters, fevers, weeping sores! From your wounds the fester pours."

>>941534798
https://youtu.be/D8YflSQi1Vk?si=ecOIM9eGF8oi4kjN

This code sucks

For the Plaguefather!

Well fought, heroes!

Thanks for hosting

>>941534940
Congratulations chef.
Thanks for the game and goodnight

I never once had a Nurgle win before so I'll have to make a new wincard design.. shit is gonna take me Khorne knows how many hours.. so certainly not today. But I'll be working on it.

>>941534940
Thanks for hosting, my congratulations to the chef ;)
>>941534910
I'm okay, it wasn't my main body anyway
I always come back!

>>941534940
I'm only glad this wasn't a total wash. Good job and thanks.

>>941534910
Oh hey, that's the same way I died in the last slide the other day.
Thank you for the game Mordred-Chan! :3
Congratulations on winning for once, Lugoli!

>>941534923
Kicks ass, not sure what it's about but I love it :3

>>941535047
>>941535039
>>941535022
>>941535002
>>941534979
>>941534998
Your skulls will be displayed on Khorne's throne! https://litter.catbox.moe/89dfse7anwbmt7tm.mp3

Now I'm really tired...

I'mma find coffee

>>941534931
Gratz Chef! :)
Thanks for hostin Mordy! :)

>>941534752
I'll have you know I've had sex with most of the women in this thread

>Women
Confirmed newfag