Thread 941619504

>>941619504 (OP)

FACT:

YOU CAN'T HACK YOUR CHIN OFF MY TESTICLES

I WILL PAY YOU $2,500 MONEY WIRE TRANSFER

IF YOU CAN TELL ME MY IP ADDRESS

YOU CAN'T HACK JACK FUCKING SHIT, YOU SAWED OFF UNEMPLOYED GAMING CHAIR CREAM PUFF SEXUAL MIDGET

>>941619504 (OP)

AGAIN, TALENTLESS BITCH:

I will immediately money wire transfer $2,500 to you as soon as you can tell me my IP address

YOU TALENTLESS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

YOU COULDN'T HACK YOUR WAY INTO A CASIO WRIST WATCH, BITCH

>>941619504 (OP)

I've got popcorn, you talentless little punk

TELL ME MY IP ADDRESS, COWARD

TELL ME MY MOTHER FUCKING IP ADDRESS, LITTLE BOY

>>941619504 (OP)

This ain't exactly television, but you're embarrassment is definitely being broadcast tonight

anybody who stumbles in this thread is going to learn YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HACK JACK FUCKING SHIT

YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE MY IP ADDRESS, YOU EFFEMINATE FUCKING FAG

>>941619504 (OP)

THE TALENTLESS LITTLE CHUMP
...And his irrelevant little computer

CAN'T EVEN TELL ME MY MOTHER FUCKING IP ADDRESS

......... I guess you're not exactly quite the hacker you pretend to be?

YOU COULD HAVE HAD AN EASY $2,500, CHUMP

>>941619504 (OP)

Why is it taking you so long, MR INTIMIDATING GAMING CHAIR HACKER EINSTEIN?..........

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO GODDAMN LONG???!!!!!

HURRY THE FUCK UP, MR INTIMIDATING GENIUS HACKER

IT'S REALLY SIMPLE, YOU SAWED OFF LITTLE BITCH: MY IP ADDRESS

HURRY THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT

.......... I'M WAITING, DOUCHEBUCKET™

>>941619504 (OP)
of course you manipulated mommy into buying you that computer with all of your "it'll help me find a job and a girlfriend" bullshit 'misunderstood awkward computer genius' fag show garbage

I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY

HACK MY IP, YOU TALENTLESS LITTLE BOY

$2,500 SAYS YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF TELLING ME MY IP ADDRESS

(One of the simplest tasks for any hacker)

>>941619623
192.168.1.1

>>941619504 (OP)
I hope you don't mind if I took the liberty of inviting other people to watch me make a fool out of you

>>941620117

>>941620042
ok and what is your subnet mask

>>941620042

Not even vaguely close... Not at all

And trust me I promise If somebody gets my IP address right, I will wire the money to them I swear

I'll be completely honest If they're capable of doing it, then I'll live up to my end of the bargain

But I've done this many many times and nobody has ever been right. Never

only the mods could tell me my IP address

And if it's one of the mods I will know it

(I'm almost tempted to take a screenshot from the WHAT'S MY IP website but I don't want to ruin it too soon. I'd like to see some people try to tell me my fucking IP address for real)

IPVanish

And by the way, either my IPv6 or my IPv4 would be acceptable

see? I'm bending over backwards for you guys

I'm literally making it as easy as possible

But nobody can tell me my IP address because I'm sorry... only poseurs call themselves "hackers"

That's actually a lesson I learned from some of my real life friends who would never be caught dead calling themselves hackers

lol. they think that's the most embarrassing shit. they told me only fucking poseurs use that word

they call themselves programmers

And they were so goddamn good, when they eventually got caught by the FBI, they were offered a deal: teach the Atlanta field office forensics analysts HOW THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT And the FBI wouldn't press charges

So those are real life friends.. I've known those dudes for like 25 years.. 30 years now

they are the real fucking deal

they don't have very high regard for that anonymous bullshit

and the stupid guy Fawkes mask it looks ridiculous. It looks so gay

IT'S SO EFFEMINATE AND CRINGEWORTHY

And those weirdos thought it looked intimidating?

yep. $2,500 money wire transfer I'm ready to go

WHAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING IP ADDRESS?

by the way:

Believe it or not, I have put all of my private information up online many many times just to prove a point

I'm talking about my social security and my credit card numbers and my date of birth and all of the information somebody could use to fuck me over

AND NOBODY EVER DID A GODDAMN THING WITH IT

I haven't done it in a while, and I'm not sure if I'm going to ever do it again and let me tell you why:
I didn't realize IT'S ACTUALLY A FEDERAL OFFENSE

EVEN IF IT'S MY CREDIT CARD

I swear to God it's true. look it up. It turns out I was actually breaking the law without realizing it

uploading images of my credit card was actually against the law... Even though it was my fucking card...

So I'm not sure if I'm going to do that anymore, but I've got no problem telling you my mother fucking IP address because I can easily switch it with the tap of a button if I want

but I'm staying on this IP address right now, and I guarantee nobody will be able to tell me the accurate addy

Obsessor finally cracked, absolutely lost it

when you got banned by 4chan you can see your own ip adress

as a matter of fact, the last time I posted my credit card and social security cards and all of my personal information was back in shitty 8 - KUN TOP back when there was actually still a lot of people on there believe it or not. before it turned into nothing

on that crappy website...
But I was there fucking with a crazy schizo guy named killcen

And he's super fucking paranoid
He's quite literally paranoid schizophrenic
with the voices and everything
trust me he's got paranoid schizophrenia

So anyway I was trying to tell him to chill out one day and there's nothing to be so afraid of

And I told him I'll post all my fucking shit again

And he said "You don't have the balls to post your credit cards and social security number in here"

But somebody interrupted him... some dude named Jerry interrupted him and told him "no. You're wrong. He's posted it all in here several times already"

And nobody ever did jack shit with that information

I did it to prove a point:
DON'T LET YOUR FEAR RULE YOU

And most of those alleged hackers can't do jack shit, But this had nothing to do with hacking. It was simply an opportunity for theft identity

But it turns out the average human is TOO FUCKING LAZY

I posted all of my info multiple times and nobody was motivated enough to get off their ass and do anything with it

because in movies everybody's motivated him, but in real life, the human race rarely rises to the occasion, even if given the opportunity.

humans are lazy worthless pieces of shit.

by the way that tiny orange kitten is named SPUTNIK™ And she literally attacked a trained German Shepherd guard dog and whooped that dog's ass!!

That tiny little cat....
WHOOPED THAT GERMAN SHEPHERD'S ASS UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN THE OTHER!!!!!

>>941620749
https://youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?si=7olWzfu8tkEOzrk5

I know exactly what my IP address is. It really shouldn't be all that hard for one of the "INTIMIDATING ANONYMOUS HACKER GROUP" to do something as trivial as ping my fucking IP address somehow


It's not my job to know how to do it...
however the fuck a big intimidating hacker would do it, It seems like it would be a very easy task

............A very easy $2,500

64.109.197.104

The Game.

>>941621014
Please be real

>>941620749
by the way that song I just sent you happens to be TOTALLY FUCKING BADASS

You're photograph you chose reminded me of that video

trust me, if you listen to that song three times it will make your hair on the back of your neck stand up

you'll get goosebumps up and down your arms

there's something about that fucking song that's just wicked

It's about the rave music... The music is a drug.. That's what the videos all about. music junkies in a 'musical shooting gallery' stealing drugs (headphones) from each other

If you ever go to a really good rave and you're tripping you will quickly realize that music is definitely a drug

It's absolutely just like a drug It gets you pumped up like drugs It's exciting and trippy

That video is one of my faves

AND STILL NOBODY KNOWS MY IP ADDRESS

see? I'm just trying to prove a point here

My buddies were correct
when they said
only a poser presents himself as a hacker

they are nothing more than programmers

(That fucking song is badass dude)

>>941621014
no sir. sorry. on my Iv4, My network ID is 174

And that's all I'm going to say

>>941619504 (OP)

hey... It's me again....

.......... sorry to bother you, but

So this revolution is going to be televised, huh?

I sure hope you're better prepared than you were tonight....

or it's going to be one boring revolution, isn't it?

https://voca.ro/1bqqRDVD5j8K

>>941620749

AGAIN, SIR:

before Trump makes it illegal, you definitely need to go to a REAL rave...

Even if it cost you several hundred dollars.. It would be the best money you ever spent... I promise

I promise you've never had so much fun

I promise you have never felt so free

It would be the best experience of your life I guarantee it's mind-boggling

I can also guarantee Trump will outlaw raves...

https://youtu.be/GRs7a-wDlno?si=6Fzg4Na-4142DIPs

You don't know what you're missing, dude

let me put it this way:. If you can watch that electric Daisy carnival trailer from 13 years ago... And not instantly "get it"....

You never will.. That means you are literally hopeless. That means you don't even know yourself, and you must be so uptight, it would be so uncomfortable hanging out with somebody who didn't know themselves

GO TO A REAL RAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT OR FORGET IT

Show me a person who tells me that doesn't look like fun, and I will show you a person who has no idea what fun is. I will show you an uptight stick in the mud

It's actually the most exhilarating goddamn experience of your entire life. second only to traveling to another fucking planet.

That's the only thing I can possibly think of that would be more exhilarating

AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE GIRLS OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

trust me. Don't be a stick in the mud. spend a few hundred dollars and travel a couple states over and have an experience you'll never forget. Go to one of the insomniac event raves near you

It's worth the money, because they spend several million dollars just on the fireworks alone. trust me. It's worth every fucking penny

>>941619504 (OP)
sure it will. just like the last 100 years the anarchists have been trying for a General Strike, it'll really happen this time, for real.

Lololol faggot. You vastly underestimate the power of TikTok and general political apathy amongst the Americunts. Nothing is going to get better, it's only downhill. Get ready to do a backslide into the 70's.

okay I'm throwing in the towel obviously the big anonymous hacker isn't quite as talented as he thought.. oh well... maybe one of these days.. maybe one of you anonymous computer chair geniuses will actually impress me

forgive me if I don't hold my breath

>>941622378
Nobody has anything to prove to you and if $2,500 is what you consider good incentive, then it's not likely you have anything worth taking.

14 fucktards in blow up outfits are hardly a revolution. The left wing is killing itself more every day. On a global scale it looks like the ideals are the same at least on the people’s side. This ridiculous agenda of the pink hairs and Europes higher ups is on fire, I say stoke it until in burns out.

>>941622688

while I agree with you, I also simultaneously have to mention how funny it was watching one of the people in a frog outfit intentionally acting gay and bending over and begging the cops to please rough him up

LOL

no it didn't accomplish anything
That's not my point
of course it didn't accomplish anything

But it was FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!


LOL The guy in the frog suit was acting TOTALLY FUCKING GAY (Even though he's not gay) bending over pointing his ass at the cops and begging them "please rough me up, handsome!"

and the psychology of it was hilarious because of course THE COPS WERE LIKE "NO WAY I'M TOUCHING THAT GUY"

because their male ego, of course...

none of the macho cops wanted to be the one to handcuff the guy while he was trying to rub his ass up against your dick pretending like he was horny

That guy wasn't even gay He was just fucking with the cops

And I don't care what side you're on
THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY

>>941622688
And you say 14

when in actuality it was over 7 million people all together

And no of course they didn't think it was going to change anything. That's not the reason they were doing it

That's not necessarily the reason you protest

they realize things aren't going to change

they're just exercising their right to be a nuisance

That's your right as well

And in a way, it was kind of funny
I think the idea with the cartoon costumes was actually pretty fucking funny... because it's just so ABSTRACT

I'm not even looking at it from a political perspective. I'm talking just the spectacle of it all

the spectacle of it was funny

ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT FROG BENT OVER AND BEGGED THE COPS TO PLEASE ROUGH HIM UP

That was actually funny as shit

>>941622688

I don't care what side of the coin you're on, if you've never wanted to piss off a cop before, then you're not cool

If you've never been frustrated with the police, then you really haven't lived out there I suppose because everybody else gets frustrated with the cops and how stupid they can be

So simply thumbing their nose at authority
WAS WORTH A GOOD LAUGH TO ME

And I'm not on either side

I'm not a Democrat I'm not a liberal. Not at all

I'm actually a Republican but the recent maga thing is the total opposite of Republican


there's nothing Republican about this Trump thing at all

So I'm really unbiased

I didn't vote. I don't really care

BUT IT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK WHEN THAT FROG GUY STARTED ACTING GAY AND ASKING THE COP TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS AND HANDCUFF HIM AND ROUGH HIM UP

because all the cops were like "eeewwww NO WAY IM TOUCHING THAT GUY!!"

And nobody arrested that guy in the frog suit at all

all the cops kept their distance from him they didn't want him bending his ass at them again

It was actually funny as fuck

And while of course you will try to minimize their efforts...

And you will pretend they thought they were going to make a big change, when that's not true


you'll use numbers like 14

to describe THE LARGEST SINGLE PROTEST EVENT IN AMERICA'S HISTORY

there has never been that many people simultaneously protesting anything in America, including the Vietnam war

And I'm sorry, but you're not capable of minimizing the largest protest ever in our history

You're not talented enough to minimize it

those people knew they weren't going to be making any changes that day

That's not what they were trying to do

You're missing the whole point

THEY WERE JUST VOICING THEIR OPINION

And even though I'm not a leftist or a Democrat for a liberal, I applaud anybody for standing up and voicing their fucking opinion