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Anonymous No.941679722 [Report] >>941682560 >>941683402 >>941687069 >>941687709
I was 5 years old, I was walking around the video game section of walmart where my daddy left me and then suddenly a 500 pound black woman fell over and sat on me (i had no oxygen) for 5 minutes until they could finally pick her back up. The large nigger female ass prevented me from breathing. Her cheeks brutally suffocated my lungs. I was screaming ''NIGGA I CANT BREEEF UP IN DIS HOE ACK'' She like technically raped me I think? Anyways, so now i'm here to spread positivity.
Anonymous No.941682560 [Report] >>941683162
>>941679722 (OP)
Nice!
Anonymous No.941683162 [Report]
>>941682560
You sound like kindof mad dude? But do you want some free positivity? Well, here!
Anonymous No.941683402 [Report] >>941683837
>>941679722 (OP)
Did you cum from it?
Anonymous No.941683837 [Report] >>941684363 >>941685442
>>941683402
Mam please, my nigger female rape and suffocation is not your on demand SPICY HOT PORN. Please do better and act your age. Also air was not entering my bloodstream for 5 whole minutes, bodily functions ceased expectedly.
Anonymous No.941684363 [Report] >>941685278
>>941683837
I truly cannot fathom why anyone would say "I want to engage in sexual roleplay on 4chan today!" But then end up posting this instead. What goes on in your head?
Because whatever your on, I'd like to buy a bag of it for my cousin. He's a bland guy who could use a little something to make him more interesting when he's otherwise sober.
Anonymous No.941685278 [Report]
>>941684363
I'm basically the Leonardo da vinci of our time, god i'm so fucking cool dude holy fuuuuuuck like i'm honestly actually angry about it, for you, like its not fair that i'm this great and you guys all arnt. But you know what? You tell me how to fix that. Youre holding the reigns now bucko, youre steering this ship, YOU are the boss now buddy. Lay it on me.
Anonymous No.941685442 [Report] >>941686044
>>941683837
Id cum and nut and bust.

At the same time.
Anonymous No.941686044 [Report]
>>941685442
Anonymous No.941687069 [Report]
>>941679722 (OP)
i am 500 pounds and i have never been in a walmart
Anonymous No.941687709 [Report] >>941689364
>>941679722 (OP)
Fucking kek.
>Anyways, so now i'm here to spread positivity.
Well, you succeeded in making me laugh
Anonymous No.941688033 [Report]
Made my day, love you all (: spread it around tomorrow twice for good luck * Kurt ** Vonnegut ***
Anonymous No.941689364 [Report]
>>941687709
Mam, my nigger rape is nothing to joke about, its actually serious and causes me mental confusion. I'm sure you can relate to that. You have a nice day.