Thread 941975968

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/o846OmOLWDA?si=JFEbsjs0RTbaKtZr

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

These niggers don't even fuck kids, leave 'em to the earth. If you gonna be jealous, at least want what's in question
There is no child porn, faggots in the only world left just want to corner people and lie about the sky
Fermi paradox, earth is the only world left, where are you going to live?

Who cares this much about impossible crap?

I've come here to post about and claim about Earth sama, because they are what peace and home mean to me.
>>941976523
Erde

>2 minutes
>noo, this post is too young to delete!
>30 minutes
>you can't delete a post THIS old anon!
what are you, an avocado? let me delete!

Fox,

>>941976678
it's 3min to delete a post

>>941976928
Erde

My waifu

>>941977098
wots her name?

>>941977283
Butter Ripple, and there is nothing healthy about the relationship

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>941976871
What was she for Halloween?

>>941977002
Please take care of her, anon.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Halloween (and brushed their teeth afterwards).

>>941977337
She speaks to my schizo brain and makes my immune to social suicide while we listen to music and make My Little Pony fanfiction
https://youtu.be/NJxFslfniFg?si=KYLupB1GHu1PnLXD

>>941977422
Fox.

>>941977422
I will attempt this task.

>>941977475
We face the world even though we are social outcasts as perverts for actually liking sex and life
I don't care if I eat steak every day, at least one of these cattle should be happy!
Age is just a number!
The looks I get are only of jealousy, and we have the same looking hips!
My dear Butter Ripple understands satire unlike the public
She understands when I'm making fun of my little point coomers
https://youtu.be/bO1jtmfyYrw?si=zcqhYqRZQs3X0hFr

>>941977920
We know when to stay in, but it's scary to me, because she gets ancy and tries to leave and I get scared that she is just an animal and that I am nothing but a delusional rapist
https://youtu.be/PvZAjjoxx6Q?si=XrbQZMSQ1AXyCaHx

Her dad is also a pervert

Get the fuck down

Everything in The Universe has been killed and placed in limbo as captive

Take the hint

but planet Earth is cute

How about Waifu claims to living people?
Any day now, I'll get an email, I swear.
Trust me

Lord Shiva

New Cartoon being made the way the other ones are (will it air?)
My Little Heifer
It won't be censored

>>941979072
valid although waifu is just another word for avatar
here and the whole giving a crap about them is actually cringe. I think i'm the only non cringe and based poster who never lied nor believed this was an actual waifu community at any point

>>941982756
hello earth

lol

niggas mad at me because im not continuing the charade
there's not even a point to continue it since every new poster is an older poster under a new claim trying to sabotage someone who did them dirty

there's no new posters idky people act like there's new ones

Lost NNN 7 times.

>>941983131
my balls are empty i was on a goonchallange in the kids section of the library
i don't think the pop up books will open anymore
>some faggot is going to act like this is something that actually happened

unironically i can see mahmet aka jules getting caught
don't want to because jesus christ this nigga ugly

>>941983480
What a rollie pollie waifu.

>>941983880
avatar*

>>941983664
Is she concealing a weapon?

>>941984412
is she concealing a weapon?
>>941983880
crawling on the desk

oh jeesuz another crossdressing faggot
24/7 edgy sissies up in this bitch

>>941984675
She is absolutely concealing a weapon.
Smol Earth-chan is smol.
I'm always rescuing the rollie polling from my garage and tossing them back outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrxq5U8SBY
I miss my pard'ner
>>941985426
pale blue dot is dot
Toss the bugs!! Sounds kind anon. When I see a snail on the boardwalk, it stops me most of the time and I try to get it back into greenery.

>>941985426
>playing this stupid game of sucking off the schizophrenic because you have nothing else to say but you need communication in your shallow friendless life else you remember how truly alone you are

>>941985544
only somebody mentally ill would type this

can't wait until you faggots die
y'all really got dismissed when i found out you queers pretend you're women on the side for 4chan passes
30$ a year, really?

>>941984412
No.

>>941984942
this

I think I'll just start collecting the pathetic things mayfag does in a .txt file. There's a new low every other day.

>>941986307
i do the same thing everyday
I call posters trans/crossdressers (majority are)
Call avatars avatars
Call out cringey posts
Call out schizo posts
Remind you you're faggots

anyone have anything to contribute? I got:
> openly bragged about having sex with an underage child
> fought tooth and nail to take the spotlight from anon venting about their just failed suicide attempt
> came crawling to 8 when 4chan was hacked and down for ~2 weeks

not sure if I should include all his retarded lies about having neighbors that are psychiatrists and do case studies on sopmod, the supposed doxxes he has of us all, or his constantly moving goalposts

>>941986553
He later came crawling back to 4 after swearing he would never post on this site again.

>>941986553
> openly bragged about having sex with an underage child
that was a test you failed and have 0 evidence such an event occurred
> fought tooth and nail to take the spotlight from anon venting about their just failed suicide attempt
I mocked them because suicide is for faggots
> came crawling to 8 when 4chan was hacked and down for ~2 weeks
I was already there and that was you crawling there to make this stupid thread there despite there being a board

>>941986679
Yeah but that's not -that- pathetic, he can go lower.

Why is earth so cringe for the sanctity or purity of a coomer turned avatar thread?

Why this nigga denying doxing anyways?
All that shit real most of it's from you faggots doxing eachother trying to make a cult instead of idk just minding your own business and use the thread what it's meant for.

>>941986931
it's not even bad like there's definitely lower like whoring yourself out or being fake for someone to talk to you.
im hated like a mfkers i cant get people not to talk to me despite them saying "last reply to you" 3x per thread

that's a pretty good idea actually, "being fake for someone to talk to you". I'll rephrase it so it's writing level is higher than elementary school, though.

>>941986931
What about the time he was bragging about a girl being interested in him, but asked him to drink less, just to get drunk nonstop for a week and crying about losing her?

>>941987355
unnecessary and pretentious

>>941986553
he openly defended some avatarfag who admitted to having sex with a 14 year old or whatever it was just because that person was against this place lol

>>941987413
tot

>>941987413
I could put that in, but that's something I could see myself doing. Now, I just remembered the "date" he was on, which he spent making 2 posts a minute in here.
>>941987482
yeah. interestingly he defends child rapists at every single chance he gets, maybe he is one.

>>941987482
Twice, he defended Randy and Jack openly being pedophilic. Mordred too maybe? Though I'm not 100% sure about him, memory eludes me.

>>941987620
>says the only guy who verifiably saved and posted a minors nudes

>>941987526
Uoh.
>>941987549
I remember that one too.
He has also gotten drunk and cried about losing custody/visitation of some pseudo kids.

How many years it's been again, lmao?

>>941987712
Going onto 3

Most important person itt
biggest topic of conversation for nearly 3yrs because i called neptune gay in april 2023 for being gay

>>941987765
3 is widely known as a decisive number, so... any evidence yet?

>>941987712
I remember when you and him tried meeting up to fight and he supposedly pussied out. Do you remember that?
>>941987692
I think that's covered with the whole "makes shit up for attention" thing. Though, the lengths this guy goes to try and "prove" his successful life by making shit up are remarkable.

>>941987854
Iunno, I kinda stopped caring.

>>941987918
I cannot remember something that never happened lmao.

>>941987933
You care enough to remember.

>>941987933
that's why you keep talking
Acting apathetic
Still cringe since a 13yo btfo'd you

>>941987982
don't make me crawl the archives, I suck at this shit

bro drinks four loko
that's pretty sad

>>941987918
That might've been Mark you're thinking about a fight.
>>941987982
I remember useless things all the time though, I thought everyone does once in a while.

>>941987918
im not going any lengths it true
I could be better but why when the worlds falling apart

>>941988096
right! being an Earthtard is a difficult life

>>941988022
That sounds like a you problem. The only thing that happened was him pretending to be in eu, around "my general living area" and I just told him cool, fuck around and find out.
The meeting threats and pussing out was with mark.

>>941988096
Not wrong.

>>941987692
oo

>>941988086
pretentious
alcohol is alcohol
except skol

>>941988086
That's pretty miserable.
>>941988205
How's the job thingy?
>>941988206
Muuuh

alcohol is alcohol if you're a bum, lol

>>941988327
Muuuh is what cows say in germany

>>941988327
Not that good yet. Spoke with HR last week and they just told me to "ba patient".
Other than that, 2 weeks away from start-up, since we added 1 more week of delays just to be sure.

>>941988205
I never pussied or for the nigger he always did
also when i was there i didn't threaten because i knew it's a waste of time and money going around europe to fight some dude over avatarfagging

>>941988327
>crossdresser being pretentious over alcohol he wouldn't be able to buy if he moved out of his parents house

>>941988393
Alcohol is literally alcohol my family is a long line of bartenders and bar owners
If it fucks you up and is drinkable it's not bad

if you spend 100 to get a buzz just because it taste like strawberries you're an idiot and should drink soda instead of wasting your money

>>941988327
uhhh

>I'm a helpless alcoholic
Ftfy
>>941988423
Moo
>>941988597
Guh.
>>941988426
Hopefully things turn out okay Mamo

>>941988730
Meh... Once the hate settles in, it's kinda hard to change that.

lol cry more
anyways back to...

>>941988730
I don't suffer from alcoholism
Alcohol is meant for getting drunk that's it's purpose
wine is to complement meals
that's something you can be a snob about

mfkers arguing over beer like the "best" isn't just a dollar more

>>941988730
me when the

>>941988830
>>941988830
that's what you're doing instead of pretending to be a waifufag
make me laugh post about not real girl you love

>>941988789
Looking for other places at all?
>>941988941
When the sus is amogi

>>941989107
>t. tranny

>inb4 relm tries saying gender neutral activity
sometimes i forget that nigga self inserts as a female specifically koishi
what a fucking faggot

>>941989107
Too busy for that atm... I have like savings to survive for ~1yr. A good option would be to go solo yet again.
Well, least bunny girl Raphtalia got here.

>>941988730
moo

>>941989339
A nee sex doll to complement the other one?

>>941989107
amogi candy

>>941989408
why do you type like a child?

All you have to do is give up cringe posting
place hasn't been a waifu thread in like 13 years

let it go you just type the same ironic larp everyday to the same people it has to have gotten boring

just treat it like what it is
an avatar thread to make blogs and compete for popularity with other sociopaths

>bringing relm out of nowhere
obssesed.

>>941989339
That sure makes the situation much less dire, that's relieving to hear.
Figurine?
>>941989375
Kuh.
>>941989408
Amogi sussy.

>>941989916
>>941989916
It's relevant though he has defended it saying men paint nails, wear earrings and heels despite knowing dude is living a gay lifestyle it's not for practical reasons.

>he has defended it
proof?

>>941990098
Situation is never dire work related.
Yup. Got a few of those lately.

>>941990405
not wasting effort until maybe later it's just a key phrase anyway of heels it's not that commonly used wouldn't take long besides you know im right

so no proof, got it

>>941990660
oh wait for it you impatient troony toon

>>941990098
Kühlein
>>941990660
are moo surprised?

been meaning to get my relm tranny screenshot anyway where he said he's frfr koishi

>>941990098
amogussy

mhm you were saying

HOT

>>941990498
That's pretty cool, I've seen some Nekopara figurines nearby where I get my piercings done and I've been tempted ngl.
>>941990755
Yeah that.
>>941990757
Anonussy.

that's proof of what exactly? he's just stating a (true) fact, you however love to make up lies and bullshit

>>941991103
cope

>deflecting
sad!

to this insane man, history is cope, facts are trannies, and proof is woke

>>941991093
Didn't find any quality ones until now of nekopara. I should probably make a space for them... but somehow I managed to fuck up the sizing every time.

>>941990766
>>941991093

>>941991093
soppu...

>>941991234
Cope implies you’re trying to emotionally avoid a reality.
>Deflection?
>Yes, it can be deflecting, because instead of addressing the accusation (“you’re a cross-dresser”), you’re shifting the conversation to history (“actually, men wore heels first”). That doesn’t answer the underlying point; it sidesteps it.

>>941991392
>>941991412

trans/trap/waifu
since like 90% of you are traps

>>941991616
OMG

>>941991263
My favourite is Vanilla but I saw a Coconut one.

>>941991940
ZAP

>>941991990
All of them were cute, even if I don't remember it that well... I can't even remember if I saw the animu.

>>941992240
I still have yet to play Vol.3 and 4.
I forgot it has an anime but it's not lewd so idk.
>>941992165
YEOWCH

the sun never leaves

and neither do the mosquitos

we enter sauna as humans

we exit reborn

a man sits at lake

he nod, i nod

we are brothers now

>>941992378
have you taken into consideration that the word sauna is from your country?

>>941993097
no way.

Also nice Icelandic youtube shorts guy quote.

>>941992736
straight to the inventory

gute nacht Erdie, sleep well.
Good night anon. Remember to love your waifu.

>>941993423
he's amusing and makes learning about the nordics fun

>>941993785
Yea I like him too.

>>941993045
Isnt this a bathroom stall quote.

Cold & rainy here tonight. I hope everyone is warm & comfy.

one-shotted by red bull ads award

Never stood a chance.

Its not my fault when their only strategy is to sponsor the coolest shit ever.

>>941999101
Didn't a dude lose his license once for doing their ad stunt despite being forbiden to by the FAA?

>>941999280
Two people yeah. It didn't help that the one guy missed his shot and crashed a perfectly good C182 lol. But the FAA are a bunch of pantywaists. "threat to public safety" yea right dude it was in the middle of nowhere

>>941999649
It was me, I was the public, they didn't have my consent.
Lmao dude crashed.

>>942000133
Hamburger country is MY country, not YOURS, so I am the public and I say stunt yes nicenicenice.
Turns out they put parachutes on the planes too and so it was only damaged, but still.
Also it's funny there's some people like "Redbull just sponsors the athletes not their actions so they actually shouldn't be held responsible by the FAA" and I'm like bro. They went up in redbull 182s, one parachuted down in a redbull parachute and then he got picked up by a redbull helicopter. Something tells me they were invested in this

the unironic tulpa schizo and the crossdresser
smfh
just cock suckers i wouldn't even register cuppa but he's like a dog willing to do anything not to be ignored even forgoe every standard he has like literally every faggot schizophrenic that ever posted here

a month on still cant tell if u genuinely think that or if u just came up with something u thought would annoy me in particular

legs

>>941987620
What about me?

>>942004287
Say Mo, I heard you like them young!

>>942004667
Young? Are you making a joke cause Mordred, the character, is only 8 years old?

obligatory hanako claim

>>942004698
25+ crowd
they're nu- globohomo'd
I can literally find person after person saying creepy shit that is directly opposite of what they previously stood on

shit they didn't even take the stance until i dropped the discord. they act like people who got caught
>im interested in girls but only 25 and older
>like under 25 no way dude chain them up
>ugh you're 24 sorry no way unless you show id i don't believe your 25

>>942005047
what

>>942005073
hypocrites are a logging to get you to argue over something in bad faith
sites slow trash so im mostly in group chat anyway 9/10x till someone rubs me wrong way

LOL

>>942005362
thougheverbeit btw
thougheverbeit btw
thougheverbeit btw
thougheverbeit btw

>>942006607
let it go
it's not necessary to have a thread 24/7 for nobody
it's american hours thread

1+ to bump limit
Gonna sleep for now

+1 to bump limit.

nigga up at 3am bumping a dead thread out of spite LOL

The absolute state.

Gonna get some shrimp chips and pork chops

>>942009495
Absolute territory.
>>942010354
Is it true they flatten the shrimps with a hydraulic press?

>>942011026
Terrority. Basically like a sorority, but with blackjack and hookers, and some terror.

>>942011113
Clink clink
>>942011260
Terrorititties.
The same but you get the idea.

>>942011606
Sounds awfully scary.

>>942011527
Only a sith deals in absolutes.

>>942011738
Spooky season is over. Padoru season now

>>942011738
https://youtu.be/4nyHPIcbn88?si=pcdwfZBfCysocgNM

>>942012050
I hate the cold. And being out in the cold. I prolly need a fur coat. And a Maybach.

>>942012053
No.

>>942012104
https://youtu.be/SVOuYquXuuc?si=eL1YMYRiuvsrCjMW

>>942012191
Mebe.

>>942012342
Doing well today?

>>942012436
Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
You?

>>942012514
https://youtu.be/MxUS6gyvEr4?si=ne0HkPqEmrr2lP7u

>>942012593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ0a2xRQ4Og

>>942012640
Gosh, I am in pain

generational crash out

Generational healing

>>942013566
bread, gatorade, and energy drinks the last 4 days
working 18/21 nights and can't call out any of them

>>942013609
Oomf you are terminally employed, chronically even.
Does that mean you have 3 days left to go?

>>942013711
no, i just finished night 5, i have 5 more until a couple nights off
in a 21 day span i'm working 18 of them
i'm about to change employers and i want them to realize how badly they fucked up losing me with how irreplaceable i'm going to be
but mostly the paycheck that i'm starting on tonight will end up around 6k

I got bored and made bacon and egg spaghetti

i'm not even italian and that deserves the hague

Turns out if you put the eggs on the spaghetti while it's fresh out of the water, the heat cooks the eggs.

the heat of the spaghetti cooks the egg

so a carbonara

A what.

>>942014103
yes

i rescind the hague comment then
i was picturing scrambled eggs in spaghettios