Thread 942031856

Let's discuss tonight's dinner plans. I'm thinking Andy Sixx's log of shit.

id like the two log special and some diarrhea corn on the side please

>>942031856 (OP)
its only 5:15 EST
and we've already eaten, veggie deliciousness and guilt-free @ animals... done the dishes, and smoked dessert...

yes, I actually tried smoking some weed instead of eating it tonight

and I just took 2 Xanax
I'm about to crash SOON
as soon as the Xanax kicks in
and wake up around 3 AM

I'm preparing for a stressful week with surgical procedures being scheduled

honestly I'd kinda rather just die
but Wendy has been SO PISSED at me about it

so I might do it just for her....
I guess?....

it sure as fuck ain't for ME®
if it was for me, I'd be surrounded by 150 cats and 500 micrograms of fentanyl

(I can actually FEEL MY HEART VALVE)
And trust me... there's nothing more disturbing than actually feeling your heart valve fluttering

she's been all like "ME AND THE CATS ARE COUNTING ON YOU!!"

(And it had the opposite of her desired effect, because it made me realize that I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE CATS EACH DIE ONE BY ONE)

>>942031856 (OP)
I'll be eating shit

>>942031856 (OP)
If you are so clever, why don't you release a crypto LogFagCoin? You will make billions, right? You know what memecoins are, right?

actually, I've been telling her for the past year, "It feels like I have a garden hose running in my chest. I can actually feel it like the pressure of a garden hose in my chest"

turns out it was my aorta

And that's exactly what I was feeling
the blood trying to be forced through the aorta with a defective valve

TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR HEART ACTUALLY WORKING

It's disturbing... to say the least
(And I can feel it right now even though I've taken all of my heart medication)

>>942031856 (OP)
btw I haven't told anyone:

I had another "cardiac event" since being released from the hospital

BAD Afib..
real bad
but survivable
it went away
So I haven't mentioned it to anybody, not even her

and definitely not my cardiologist

fuck no... it's none of their business
they can literally eat my shit, straight from the source....

they're biased, and would only use it as a way to try and scare me into the surgery... If I make that decision, it will be MY choice, not theirs

https://youtu.be/ifbDGB5ooxY?si=3iuyMaqz-7m9_6jA

scared?... I'm more scared of LIVING than I am about dying

dying is EASY

>>942032387
Where do I get fentanyl I want to kill myself

>>942035551
ask Jimmy

>>942031856 (OP)
I’m thinking logs benedict- puree his big stinky footlong with an egg, turkey baster it back into his stinky ass, and then have him do crunches and spray the stinky shit at my throte

Give me the poop

Where is the poo i need to eat dad?

>>942031856 (OP)
I'm having dinner with E tonight

>>942042490
Uhhhhhhhhhh… I bet he’s gonna bail on you, because E. once again forgot to take his Loginol and is running around yelling something like
"oNlY oNe LoGpOsTeR"
in his delirium.