Thread 942102331

New cele/b/

>>942102331 (OP)
>>942102381

>>942102381
>>942102399

>>942102399
Oh my

>>942103100
Cute

>>942103484
hehh yes she is, fire busha

>>942102453
TROY PLEASE

dammit I forgot to put out my trash can yesterday because I just got drunk all day

>>942102331 (OP)
Pedophile
>>942103100
>>942103552
Not a celeb you worthless pedo nonce

>>942103100
>>942103552
hey Ron

>>942102331 (OP)
queen

>>942104804
>>942104721
>>942104658
>>942104639
>>942104566
Not a celeb

>>942104671
Pedo

>>942104877
you love it you slag !

>>942104863
hi, not a celeb anon. drinking enough water? have you eaten today? be sure to take a break and get something nutritious, ok? some veggies and protein. no sweets!

>>942104994
Kys pedo

>>942104863
>>942104877
small gestures of self care often alleviate a hostile disposition

ok, you can have -A- sweet. an sweet. a unit of sweet. but 'til after you have something wholesome.

>>942105255
>>942105110
Not a celeb

>>942105310
<333

>>942105209
gerontophile !

megan's got pretty eyes

Uh oh

naught tuhday, satin

>>942107062
so cute <3

>>942107204
isnt she just

(snow) bunny teeth

>>942104671
Waifu

>>942107249
stoppp theress no (snow)bunny here ><

>>942107225
>>942107460
one of those faces ya just wanna kiss all over

imagine Aimee being a snowbunny, wait don't

>>942107460
but it made you feel a little tingle in your chest when you typed that

>>942107510
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762178173237409.mp4

>>942107510
IM NOT!!
>>942107513
stoppp >:(

>>942107510
amiee's a snugglebunny <3

>>942107386
Goon goddess

>>942107603
chasing those butterflies in your tummy can get scary... even if it is really exciting

>>942107578
the way she keeps pressing down on her tummy is weirdly erotic

>>942107669
now picture her face with her cute little overbite looking up at him over her tummy

>>942107723
anon, please...

>>942107578
oh my...
>>942107666
ughhh not my aimee!!
>>942107723
STOPPPP!!!

>>942107607
I wasnt talking to you corly, but damn if you aren't right

>>942107754
please what? please keep going?
>>942107800
wow 3 replies, how generous

Bruh

>>942107870
bruh nothing dont make me spend 2 hours trying to find that one pic

>>942107895
I don't know what pic you mean, so get looking I guess

FLAAANDERRRS, FLAANDEERS, WHAT!

>>942107926
nah im good, would you let her in?

>>942107918
Chlomo gööning

I'm going to watch the Percy Jackson movies and then bust a nut to Daddario

>>942107837
>corly
you're cold. you're very cold.

>>942107839
...maybe...

...wait, no! no. too unwholesome. >_<

>>942107970
fucking based

>>942107965
Yeah probably, who's gonna believe a piece of paper over a moth lady

>>942107839
well... maybe keep going if you want anon...

>>942107918
>>942107386
>>942107967
Pedos

>>942107977
ok no more sorry
>>942108017
cant

>>942108011
dont give her lamps

here's more aimee

>>942108062
well, maybe just a little more. you know, for morale.

>>942108068
Nice, she's cute. You do have people mixed up here tho I didn't reply to you before.

>>942108123
How do you manage it, anon?

>>942108050
>>942108121
Not a celeb

>>942108121
i lost interest

>>942108068
full aimee thread this should/shall be

>>942108183
i'm sorry :(

>>942108123
you did, but its fine

>>942108260
shut up

>>942108271
No, I didn't.

>>942108177
Keeping people apart? Idk people type differently sometimes or filenames I guess. Idk I don't know most of the people these days
>>942108271
I know what you mean but I actually didn't

>>942108312
quit being an asshole you did

fuck off corly last time I try to be nice to you

>>942108335
no I mean being here all the time

guys stoppp fighting in the wholesome celeb thread :((

>>942108367
Reply to me as much or as little as you like, but I didn't do anything wrong to you here.
>>942108398
I am here a lot lately lol, my schedule is really easy right now it's nice.

>>942108509
>im here alot lately
yeah 30 hours a day

aimee still

>>942108622
Don't be so conservative, 36 at the very least

oh fuck

corly I'd like to apologize, yeah im drinking and got mad at you for no reason, fuck me

RIP Dick Cheney

now both colin and dick are gone

fuck dick cheney

>>942109088
yeah whatever

>>942109088
RIP

>>942109112
Mmhmmm

i didn't agree with the man politically but he was a very important and consequential Vice President. and seemed like a pretty intelligent guy. this is a big death imo

>>942109025
No worries, shit happens. Drink some water tho

the more i think about it, he was probably the most powerful VP ever. very polarizing figure tho, i remember they used to call him Darth Vader

maybe behind LBJ

This bit stinks worse than his chair

i should've known he was in bad health when he didn't attend Carter's memorial service in January

top deaths this year so far: the Pope, Ozzy, Cheney, Hulk Hogan, Robert Redford, Diane Keaton and Gene Hackman

I wish Hell was real so I'd know Dick Cheney is there right now. He'll never pay for his crimes.

dont call this a bit

>>942109809
did I post this? I really dont remember

>>942109809
What did he do?

top deaths this year so far: the Pope, Ozzy, Cheney, Hulk Hogan, corly, Robert Redford, Diane Keaton and Gene Hackman

>>942109971
Diane

>>942109971
Why didn't you save her, bro?

the 2012 presidential election is now the earliest presidential election where all 4 presidential and vice presidential nominees are still alive

he also had another daughter, a lesbian if you can believe it

RIP

it's been a long sad year

>>942107386
dëlightful

>>942110298
did mia comment on cheney yet

>>942110331
yes:
"I admired Vice President Cheney for his integrity and his love of our country. He was an inspiring presence and mentor who taught me a great deal about public service.

I will remember his toughness but also his sense of humor. He was indefatigable in his determination to defend this country and patriotic to his core."

>>942109957
Publicly, he helped sell the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, along with concentration of more power in the Executive Branch and the creation of the Dept. of Homeland Security, to mouth-breathing simpletons thirsty for revenge in the US and spineless quislings who allied with us for the big meat grinder party that accomplished absolutely nothing while costing hundreds of thousands of lives and billions in treasure. Not so publicly, he was a part of allowing the 9/11 attacks to take place in order to justify these abuses of state. We're still paying for it. People think the incoming theocratic corpocracy will have been the result of trump's thuggery and lunacy, but Reagan set the stage and Cheney and Rummy were instrumental in furthering the authoritarian agenda we're now watching come to fruition.

>>942110376
nice words but kind of sleazy of her to put a link to her onlyfans in the post

>>942110405
Thank you

>>942109412
you could say, he's a stiff Dick

>>942110475
.


F
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>>942110298
did mia comment on the release of the corly files?

>>942104340
Imbecile

RIP

Why is she always surrounded by jews and faggots?

thankfully Mia Malkova, Chubby Checker and Riley Reid have managed to avoid the 2025 Alliterative Name Death Curse that took the lives of Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan and Robert Redford

>>942109088
May he burn in hell

>>942110750
they're queuing to give her the dick

Who will be the next Celebrity Death?

>>942110676
is that ludwig from twitch dot tv

>>942110750
guillermo del toro isn't jewish or gay (neither of which are bad things to be). he may be a pedo, or sympathetic to pedos (which is the worst thing to be). he signed the polanski petition.

RIP to the UK's favorite grandmother. Everyone from the CNN premature obituaries incident now dead 22 years on.

>>942110903
No, my little brown friend.

>>942110887
I hope it's Trump, imagine the ruckus

That means they are not trannies but they are not my wives. Crystal fields is my wife.

>>942110910

I see

>>942111012
who are those swarthy gentlemen

>>942110988
The Heritage Foundation sacrificed Charlie Kirk already this year, and it's galvanized the royalists and dipshits. They don't need to play their trump card yet (pun intended).

>>942110887
Winona Ryder is pretty old...

The half-assed attempt on trump's life was both a theater piece to drum up more fanatical support for him, and a warning from his Heritage Foundation owners that they can press that button any time they feel the need.

When it comes to Charlie Kirk, I'm guessing they had some nuclear waste-tier dirt on him - most likely CP and/or actual child SA. The deal was his legacy would be protected and inflated and his family would be spared their lives and reputations if he would allow himself to be sacrificed for the cause.

>>942111047
Faggots and jews

>>942110988
Nigger

>>942111178
>Faggots
It can be difficult to determine if guys in Latin countries are actually gay based solely upon their dress. Lots of straight, alpha dudes dress in weird frilly shit like that. It's a status thing - I'm connected and wealthy enough to dress like a flamboyant Spanish count so don't fuck with me.

>>942111232
thats how men dressed for all of history its a very modern phenomenon for all men to try to wear the exact same thing

>>942110887
Sarah Hyland is already dying of kidney disease.

>>942111331
that's sad. she's only 34. ;_; she's the same age as my big brother.

>>942108888
I wanna buttfuck meika woollard.

>>942110887
hopefully Trump. i always hope it's trump.
realistically, probably somebody like Frankie Valli or Tim Curry

>>942111219
poooof

>>942111415
>i always hope it's trump
We're damned if he lives, triple damned if he's disposed of by the HF. You think is cult is fanatical now? Imagine if their messiah became a martyr. The republic is lost anyway, but the end goes into hyperdrive if the mango messiah bites it.

>>942111364
Very sad. She's on her second kidney transplant.

https://www.self.com/story/sarah-hyland

>>942111594
that's what movies and stupid tv shows don't tell you about organ transplants. it doesn't matter how close the donor match is - your body spends the rest of your life trying to reject and attack that organ. you have to take a million drugs daily and be at the hospital every other week, or sometimes every other day. i really feel for her. poor girl.

>>942111594
Selena Gomez has also had a kidney transplant...

>>942110301
I want to turn her straight bros.

Why must she be a dyke.

>>942104122
holy

>>942109526
Lisa is pure sex

>>942111682
It's a tough road ahead for her

>>942111743
You can't save her

Ding dong the Dick is dead! The wicked Dick is deeeaaad!

>>942111738
Her head has begun to expand. It's only a matter of time now....

>>942111400
>t.forward.young.man

PUMP™

>>942111905
So fucking good

>>942112567
yes maam

>>942111799
Still would

>>942111743
it's a tragic loss, her vagoo deserves better

>>942111605
With faults no doubt, a key figure in modern American history. What he did will influence us for generations. A good moment to reflect on how even in a so called "civilized" age we still destroy other cultures and their people at a whim.

>>942112931
USA first destroyed their own culture and then attempted to do that with others.

>>942109100
Then I know who in the picture will die next.

>>942110814
>>942111892
Dick buried

Dick goes stiff

No more Dick for Bush

Low-key horny

The Lightning Thief was actually painful to sit through

RIP to the biggest Dick in the White House since Jumbo

nobody gives a fuck about dick cheney

Yeah he gets it

>>942113574
>dat outfit

sexual things

>>942113574
I wish Hailee gave my dick a chain-y

>>942113206
Sex

>>942113574
>>942113594
She’s gorgeous

Because I'm old?

Last time I was here and an anon was posting Hailee, he and two other anons got lewd. I admit I fapped while watching.

please refrain from speaking to corky

>>942113968
yes lol

yeah dont talk to corly

>>942114019
>an anon
yeah that was corly

>>942114019
Me too

>>942114055
I chuckled

I whip it out every time a certain anon is getting lewd. Won't name names.

does choli fuck?

>>942114190
you probably mean babs

>>942114195
no

>>942114210
LOL!!!!

>>942114210
Absolutely not.

>>942113851
I agree

wholesome sex with allison

>>942114273
So fucking hot

>>942114273
damn shame, we have to go back

No no I put it away to play overwatch don't worry

K, cool.

Sydney Sweeney finally speaks out on her American Eagle jeans controversy, saying "it didn’t affect me one way or the other" and calling Trump weighing in "surreal."

“I did a jean ad. I mean, the reaction definitely was a surprise, but I love jeans. All I wear are jeans. I’m literally in jeans and a T-shirt every day of my life… I knew at the end of the day what that ad was for, and it was great jeans, it didn’t affect me one way or the other," Sweeney told GQ.

“I’ve always believed that I’m not here to tell people what to think... I know who I am. I know what I value. I know that I’m a kind person. I know that I love a lot, and I know that I’m just excited to see what happens next. And so I don’t really let other people define who I am."

i archived the article if you want to read GQ's interview with Sydney Sweeney
https://archive.ph/XYI90
they named her one of their "Men of the Year" despite her being a woman, which is not a man.

>manager or someone who works with anon
Kek

>>942115234
All those words and she managed to say absolutely nothing. The intern who wrote that response should look into another career.

>>942115234
>it didn’t affect me one way or the other
The pro-eugenics propaganda didn't affect the blue eyed, blonde haired bimbo? Shocker.

>>942115318
>https://archive.ph/XYI90
not a very revealing or insightful interview.

>Is there something that you want to say about the ad itself? The criticism of the content was basically that, maybe specifically in this political climate, white people shouldn’t joke about genetic superiority.
>I think that when I have an issue that I want to speak about, people will hear.

bad answer

>So what is it like now being single? Are you single?
>I’m single.

this is just stupid. dumb interview. i learned nothing new about her

she's actually GQ's Man of the Year
she's the only one on the cover
kinda strange unless she's supposed to be a man now(?)

Calm down jfart

Jacob is racist in addition to being a lowlife pedo. He's in favor of eugenics because he wants his little boys to look Aryan.

Racism has no place here.

i've only ever actually seen Sydney Sweeney in one thing and it was just this Rolling Stones music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mEC54eTuGw

Yeah, animals are celebrities too.

>>942116116
>>942116116
>>942116116

>>942115939
Shut up nigger