Thread 942140024

raised on /b/, die on /b/.

>>942140024 (OP)
You accidentally misspelled "video games turned me into a homosexual"

>>942140119
my mom tried to get me gynoplasty when I was like 4. I don't even like games.

>>942140024 (OP)
You accidentally misspelled "anime is the reason I've never seen a vagina in real life before"

>>942140024 (OP)
you surreptitiously misspelled "I've been awake all night and refuse to go fill out job applications because I'm financially exploiting my mother from her spare bedroom"

>>942140162
> activates his sheringan...
Sorry kid. Your first mistake was assuming anything about me...
> teleport behind u and kills u

>>942140024 (OP)
You curiously misspelled "although I've never had a sexual conversation with a female, I'm totally comfortable asking other men to join me in mutual masturbation on discord"

>>942140176

I didn't assume Jack shit...
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
YOUVE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A JOB

>>942140179
this isn't christdom this is 4chan.
are you jelly I touch it with the bros?

>>942140024 (OP)

kiss my hairy DragonBalls, Z....

masturbating, dysfunctional bitchfart

>>942140201

see?...... I didn't assume jack fucking shot

>>942140201

as if mutually masturbating with other men isn't an act of homosexuality

AND YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
That's decidedly coincidental, isn't it? I'm

>>942140222
You curiously misspelled "It's a shame that the pool is closed, because I would love to get AIDS"

I'm Not being mean

I'm simply being 100% honest

>>942140251
100% jelly.

>>942140193
NTA, but I just moved to my mom spare bedroom, I'm checking b after my night shift tho

>>942140250
You could have come up with your own adjective, but you had to steal one that I've already used

AGAIN:
You mysteriously misspelled "I tried distracting by accusing him of making empty false assumptions, while every single word he typed was true"

>>942140257
100% jelly like the face of your mom, after OP fucked her

>>942140265

well..... THANK YOU for being honest

If you'll notice OP thought he could bluff his way out of this, thinking if he "phoned it in" with the low effort "making assumptions" bullshit, nobody would realize that I'm hitting the nail directly on the head

>>942140251
All the men I'm trying to date keep turning into women for some reason...

>>942140275
OP has never seen a vagina in real life before

That's exactly why he remains a stunted little child watching effeminate aesthetically amateurish Asian cartoons

Why would any woman be interested in a man who remains a stunted little boy?

Why would any woman be interested in an unemployed masturbating anime watching douchebucket

>>942140311
once you start to appreciate cock you will change your world view.

>>942140024 (OP)

WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?
we learned that you have a problem with spelling

because you ubiquitously misspelled "I'm a closet homosexual, to relies on my mother to feed me and keep me alive while I ride her Wi-Fi for free, like she's a fucking public library"

>>942140323

thank you for proving that video games and anime convinced you that homosexuality was an acceptable option

when the truth of the matter was
YOU'RE SIMPLY TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

BECAUSE YOU REALIZE WOMEN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

YOU REALIZE WOMEN SEE THE SCARED INEXPERIENCED EFFEMINATE LITTLE BOY HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES

>>942140311
I am quite certain, that he stuck with his head in one.
And come on. It is your mom. It is not that hard to overdose her. She drinks like a russian cow.

>>942140351
bro effiminate cant even contexutalize the depth of my soul, they just see an objectification, an means to self gratification. I don't need that, I need someone to share my coffee with, to reminisce, to acknowledge, and see me, to hear me, to feel me. Do you know what I'm saying or have you already transitioned?

>>942140323

HOW VIDEO GAMES TURNED YOU INTO A HOMOSEXUAL:

when all the other boys were learning how to interact with girls on the playground, you were sitting on your sedentary effeminate ass staring at a video game

when all the others were experiencing life's rites of passage, You were collecting cheat codes and watching the worst animation on planet Earth

when all of the other boys were learning how to ask girls out on dates, you were playing super Mario Brothers

when all of the other boys were experiencing their first kiss, you were playing magic The gathering and fantasizing about being a four-year-old female pixie in an enchanted forest

when all of the other boys were taking their girlfriends to the prom, You were begging your mother to buy you a new Xbox

And now that the other boys are grown men, married with children, there you sit all by yourself in your mother's spare bedroom, after staying awake all night long, refusing to look for a job, unable to afford a pair of socks without asking Mommy for the money

bragging about being a life failure

WORK ON YOUR SPELLING

>>942140394
FAGOOOOTTTTTT

>>942140408
>>942140447
you projecting your homosexual inate desires at a big bull like me huh. You already fantasizing about your hands in mine, while we sharing ice creams.

Control yourself, woman. How are you going to get good like me when you're suffering from ill temperment.

>>942140465
What do you mean? "good like me".

btw.I defended you here this all mt heart
>>942140275
but you do not even appreciate that. You are just in your small sexless head and crying for sex with your mom

what this thread's actually about?

when all the other boys were doing this shit I was emptying my balls inside >>942140408. best bottom ever until he got pozzed

>>942140634
I am here since the first hour. Just flaming, like in the good old times, before 4chan went gay

>>942140024 (OP)
Not fate. Just the hand we've been dealt.

>>942140634
bro I been on /b/ since 2003. Feel like i'm going to die here.

>>942140750
I hope it will happen within the next 60 years