Thread 942186642

There should be a name for these memes where it's obviously made by the person the meme is about and they're designing it in such a way as to brag while including a small amount of self-mockery as a smokescreen.

>>942186642 (OP)
>Anon from the deleted IRL office thread is still mad about getting called out for acting womanly

>>942186642 (OP)
Is this the new astrology? Who the fuck is familiar with any of those codes? Even if you did one of those surveys once and found one that matched you, who the fuck remembers the four random letters and really considers it their identity?
You're fucking lame, dude. (TJZP myself.)

>>942186642 (OP)
so this type is just a STEMfag?

>>942186645
You're ten years late to the party and pretending not to care is not an interesting trait

>>942186646
Its horoscope for redditors

>>942186647
You're clearly not compatible with TJZPs. Are you IBHC or JTFK by any chance? No wonder we're clashing here.

>>942186649
Im LGBT, ADHD, and CIA4U

>>942186642 (OP)
>triggers all the malding INTJs
lmaooo
>>942186646
Yep

>>942186650
>CIA4U
We're not bringing this back faggot and I know for a fact you've been trying to do so for about 2 weeks now. I've seen your various shitposts and memes and I thought you'd let it go after a while but you haven't so I'm here telling you to knock it off.

>>942186644
I was typing up a reply to someone and couldn’t post it because the thread got deleted. If that anon is in here you’re a fag.

>>942186650
We can't both be me.

>>942186654
Eat shit you stupid faggot. I hope you have the worst day of all time.

>>942186652
Dude, it never left. It really never did. I've seen some form of Bane thread every single week for the last 13 years. I assure you.

>>942186652
This is my first post on /tv/ in months retard. Get this hothead outta here

>>942186644
What did this fella do?

>>942186657
I only have a handful of these so I love the chance to post them. Thanks for getting it started. I'm about out of them already though. But look how mad some poor Dr. Pavel got!
lol

>>942186657
>literal prisonfags get released and get straight back to baneposting
THis is like that sopranos episode

>>942186661
Maybe he was just banned. Or Bane'd. LOL

>>942186659
>Thread about anon asking out chick from his office via text and gets shut down politely but firmly by her
>Thread gets full of emotionally unstable betas frustrated that women dont want to be around emotionally unstable betas
>A couple anons show up with older brother/uncle advice about not relying on women for emotional validation so much
>Betas freak out and piss and shit and cum because all they know is being lead around the nose by their single mom, overbearing female teacher or female "friends" who manipulate them into perpetual sexual and emotional frustration
>One anon scapegoats good advice by claiming the poster is "intj"
>Thread nuked

And itll happen to you too, OP!

>>942186642 (OP)
>Main character believes in pseudo science

>>942186663
You’re the guy who made to “don’t suck my cock” vocaroo aren’t you?

>>942186663
You forgot about all the homosexuals horrified that someone doesn't have an iPhone

>>942186665
>Who made to
Best robbari saar

>>942186663
>yeah man i was just being like an older brother
>goes apeshit over some shitty reddit personality test meme
Don't think anyone needs advice from you m8

ENFJ
Here LONDON?

>>942186663
I was one of the feminine betas and that's not how it went down

>>942186663
Hi, beta male here. Just so you know, this is very toxically positive. Im going to cry and shit and fart now.

>>942186667
It’s too early for this.

INTP MASTER RACE
GAS ALL OTHERS
HEAVEN ON EARTH

>>942186642 (OP)
>>942186646
>>942186673
>I am introvert saars
>but I spend all day chatting to people online

So how are you an introvert? You socialize more than so called extroverts.

>>942186663
Yep, you are most definitely that autistic anon from that thread

>>942186666
That thing is stupid. Why is it even a thing? I've owned like 4 androids and 3 iphones and right now I have a newer samsung and an iphone mini.

And they BOTH suck. Smartphones are fucking lame and I wish we were back on flip phones or at least phones with real keyboards since people insist on texting.
What kind of person would judge you for failing to have an iphone, or a brand new one? That's the most pathetic form of shallow I can think of.
That's honestly pettier than the importance of sneakers in middle school. Like didn't we all mature out of that nonsense? Are we like women and the latest purse design or something?
Man up and quit playing on your phone. You don't need a $2,000 phone. No one does. It's fucking retarded. I don't want to participate in any of this anymore, and I can't believe people judge people on their phones.

>>942186675
And?

>>942186675
Yep you are most definitely not an introvert if you spend 16 hours a day talking to people. Online or in person doesn't matter. Charlatan faggot.

>>942186645
>>942186664
>We are all speshul and unique!!
lol no

>>942186642 (OP)
>INTJ
These aren't real.

>>942186676
>I am careless with phones and need to replace them constantly, please listen to my opinion

>>942186676
Yeah, you're posting on here anon, you don't have to remind us you don't get laid.

>>942186680
trvke

INTJs will spend 9 hours a day on imageboards talking to people and convince themselves they're "introverted" because they don't want to go to a real life party. It's retarded.

>>942186680
4chan is literally made up of 95% INTJ NPCs anon

>>942186681
Fuck off, pedo. That's over the last 15 years. 7 phones in 15 years is pretty tame compared to people who upgrade at least yearly.

>>942186683
>INTJs will spend 9 hours a day on imageboards talking to people and convince themselves they're "introverted" because they don't want to go to a real life party. It's retarded.
>>942186684
These labels are all made up by a dumb mother daughter duo. It isn't based on anything real.

>>942186685
>I'm a careless nigger who breaks things in a rage but it's fine because my friend's brother's uncle also does it
get help holy fuck

>>942186678
He called you an introvert and you got butthurt. Nobody claimed to be an introvert.

>>942186684
>95% INTJ NPCs

Wow crazy! All these fucking INTJs who are posting for HOW many hours a day? 7, 8, 9? How long do extroverts even spend at parties, a few hours? Let's say 3. So you have INTJs that are possibly three or even four times as socially active as so called extroverts. That's fucking nuts dude! You're totally an inside introvert chungus like BASED L from Death Note.

>anons you post with believe the MBTI is anything but nonsense
guys, c'mon. I expect better of you.

>>942186688
But I'm not an introvert. For starters I only satisfy two things from OP's meme chart and secondly introverts don't exist. INTJs and INTPs will spend 12 hours a day on 4chan, discord, and reddit, reading other people's writing and writing their own messages, basically communicating, and will then convince themselves that's introversion. When real extroverts spend only a fraction of that time talking to people on a good day.

>>942186690
It's complete retard trash because it includes and introvert-extrovert distinction that makes no fucking sense. The rest of the system would be fine without that.

>>942186685
In my entire adult life as a now 32 year old I've only ever had 3 phones because I'm not a clumsy failure of a human being.

>>942186692
>The rest of the system would be fine without that.
No. It's all nonsense lol

>>942186691
I didn’t say you were an introvert. You’re way too much of a faggot for that.

>>942186694
>salty introvert faggot running damage control

By the way being a failed extrovert doesn't make you an introvert and the fact you're posting here so much proves it. Better luck next life! But If Buddhism is real you'll be turned into a snake for all your lying prolly.

>>942186696
I'm not whoever you're trying to yell at. I'm a third party letting the anons in the thread know how goofy the MBTI system is.

>>942186695
>you're a faggot please please please be gay
Sorry bozo I'm straight maybe try /film/ for a gay film fag bf

>>942186643
zoomememe

>>942186697
You're falsely equivocating the main flaw with the system (the falsity of introversion) with the others which are, at best, minor issues, if not situationally relevant.

This dude is so mad.

>>942186700
>which are, at best, minor issues,
Enjoy your horoscopes.

>>942186701
Yes? Of course I'm mad dipshit. They have made a pseudoscientific, frankly astrology-tier, concept and then memed into his mass acceptance in a hysterical propaganda campaign. It's like if you woke up on an alt-earth where everyone believed that cutting off their right ear was a good thing. It's just insanity and the fact it's STILL tolerated in 2025 makes me wish for global human extinction and I mean that.

>>942186642 (OP)
Thats right INTJ's don't run the world, and all that kind of offensive thinking needs to be shut down. Stop worrying about it.

>>942186665
No, that was me. And youre still a faggot

>>942186702
>no arguments
Just admit it you're either an assmade psychotherapy shill or an astrology dyke upset that the BTI of MBTI has SOME relevance where your Freudian Reichian bullshit doesn't.

>>942186706
There is no merit in the MBTI system lol. Why do you take this so personally?

>>942186704
>INTJ's don't run the world
Of course not because they're spending 18 hours a day posting on 4chan and other social media sites which they convince themselves if the introverted behavior of being alone. This is patently ridiculous and wouldn't qualify as introverted anywhere because they're socializing more than literal extroverts.

>>942186674
typing isn't socializing

>>942186683
>>942186689
>>942186691
>>942186692
>>942186697
>>942186703
>Schizo doesnt even know what an introvert is
Who are you even arguing with?

>>942186707
I take it personally because you're smokescreening for a concept, or well subconcept of MBTI really, that has plagued the psychological community for literal generations at this point. And your absurd false equivalence is just one of your sneaky strategies to smuggle introversion, conceptially, out the backdoor and reintroduce it into your new pet system.

>>942186710
Only one of those is me -- the third party educating you guys on MBTI.

>>942186711
I think you may legitimately be schizophrenic.

>>942186709
Talking to people is socializing you fucking braindead moron. If a deaf retard was writing on his little gay blackboard to communicate with you in person would that not count as socializing? Obviously it would, thank you, now we have proved that the medium doesn't matter. So what does matter, genius? I'll tell you- what matters is the COMMUNICATION between two LIVING people. Therefore, ergo, you are TYPING to me (it IS a form of communication) so you are fucking communicating. Do you tire of typing? No? Because you love it you dirty little socialite, you extrovert, you're not an introvert and never were and those same chads you despise have a greater claim to the mantle of introversion than you ever will.

>>942186709
Thats even worse that this autist cant see the difference between typing online and actually being in a social setting

>>942186712
That was the only sane post out of the lot.

>>942186710
I do know what an introvert is, you're problem is that you're a midwit retard that can't abstract out the fundamental essence of the concept and you connect it, mentally connect it I mean, to something like in person communication when it is communication in general between two persons.

>>942186714
You should talk to your friends about this.

>>942186714
>Because you love it you dirty little socialite, you extrovert, you're not an introvert and never were and those same chads you despise have a greater claim to the mantle of introversion than you ever will.
Is this parody?

>>942186697
>AI slop
I dunno i find the MBTI system to be pretty accurate and handy. Whats a better system?

>>942186700
Myers & Briggs took a couple of ideas from Jung, twisted them, dumbed them down and then extrapolated from there, just so they could create muh 16 boxes of bullshit for people to sort themselves into. At best it can serve to make someone aware of Carl Jung. The MBTI itself is a hindrance for introspection.

>>942186712
Ahhh yes the classic! You pretend to be some kind of noble truth seeking third party simply weighing in. You act as though you have no dog in the fight and you're merely trying to educate. But really you post with a secret agenda. You're here favoring the other side, cherry picking definitions (provided by AI no less) while masquerading as some kind of objective third party. Then you'll jump up and down and say "oh but that's just the science!" when really you've been an agent provocateur the entire time.

>>942186714
If I don't have to obsess about enough smiling and making eye contact to not look like a weirdo it's not socializing.

Crazyanon in this thread is obviously pic rel lolol

>>942186720
>Whats a better system?
Human's are too complex for something like MBTI, I don't have an alternative. There's no easy answer or test for who you are or what you're like.

>>942186722
>Ahhh yes the classic! You pretend to be some kind of noble truth seeking third party simply weighing in.
Dude are you ok?
>agent provocateur
Bond. James Bond.

>>942186717
>that can't abstract out the fundamental essence of the concept and you connect it, mentally connect it I mean, to something like in person communication when it is communication in general between two persons.
ESL hands typed this

>>942186718
Yes, I have, and guess where we discussed it? We discussed it in person, face to face, at a party. Do you know how long I was at said party? I was there for a very enjoyable 2 hours and then I went home. Now how long have you posted today? How long do you think the average person posts? And now let me ask you this, why is it that every time MBTI comes up, be it on /tv/ or any other board for that matter, why is it that everyone is always INTP or INTJ, why these two? How can a community of people in constant communication and really constant, I mean that, some people might post even 10 hours a day, how can THEY be called introverted? When I, perhaps an extrovert, spent one-fifth the time in communication with my friends? That doesn't make any sense. The concept is totally ridiculous.

>>942186724
I think he is more of an ESFJ.

>>942186726
I'm a native English speaker but I'm typing quickly because there are many people with whom I have to communicate.

>>942186725
>Human's are too complex for something like MBTI, I don't have an alternative. There's no easy answer or test for who you are or what you're like.
lol. lmao even.

>>942186725
>Human's are too complex for something like MBTI
Lol
>I'm not like the other girls

>>942186727
Cool bro.

>>942186730
>>942186731
Are you two seriously this dim?

>>942186728
Would probably not be intereted in imposing ideas

>>942186724
>>942186728
HAH.. You see? I'm an introvert. And now what about my party parable which I left just two posts (of my posts that is) ago? I recounted that I was at a party and for how long, do you remember? That's right, 2 hours. And how long have YOU been posting just now? Probably more than 2 hours. What about the real villains of this board that might post for 10 hours? They're introverts doing 5 times the socializing that I did in one day. And that day was exceptional for me mind you so in actual fact you so called introverts are routinely soecializing 5 or more times as much as I am. Doesn't this show the absolute falsity of the concpt of introversion? Jung was a fucking hack!!!

>>942186735
dude lay off the meth

>>942186733
Sorry youre not a special snowflake anon

>>942186736
Suck my cock faggot introvert or would that drain your cuck social battery too much?

>>942186737
>Sorry youre not a special snowflake anon
You're trying way too hard.
>>942186738
Lay off the meth.

>>942186642 (OP)
If I recall correctly, last time I tested, I'm a Turbulent Advocate (INFJ-T)
Lately I want to kill everyone though so idk

>>942186704
>ENTP is a frog
best type confirmed

This is my first post ITT but I'm the guy in the previous thread who first said that dumbfuck test was a horoscope and for some reason this gave a retard the impression that this proves that *I* actually believed in it, was massively invested in the concept and was coping over it

He got really mad when I said this proved he was a Gemini

>>942186723
Okay so you just admit that you're not really an introvert, you're a failed fucking extrovert. You can't actually hack it in a normal social setting so you need a safe space.

Introvert =/= failed extrovert

>>942186735
Oh.

>>942186740
>INFJ-T
Curious! Another so called introvert clogging up this board with their nonstop shitposts and for how many hours a day? Probably many more hours than extroverts spend socializing.

>>942186642 (OP)
What is the point of making an image like this? What?

>>942186745
The two first columns are total bullshit, you only need the last two.

>>942186731
It's not about being a special snowflake, quite the opposite actually. All these personality typing systems accomodate the desire to be a special snowflake. Actual introspection necessitates confronting your delusions and shortcomings.

>>942186740
Im INFP-T. Im like heavily skewed to it too. I get the exact same results every few years i take the test. Life really is just suffering. Feels really bad man.

>>942186742
Saying you don't believe you're INTJ proves that you're INTJ just like proclaiming it

>>942186735
Well for what it's worth intoversion was considered a mental disease befoere like the 1910s or smth
Living in your head does not make you an introvert though

>>942186750
>Im INFP-T
You are not INFP-T because you are spending many hours a day here socializing. You CANNOT be introverted you stupid fuck. Holy shit.

>>942186746
Dude, take a break. Go outside and touch grass. I dont even know who or what youre sperging out over.

>>942186753
The labels don't mean anything, anon. It's pseudoscience.

>>942186754
I'm "sperging" out over the fact that the internet is filled with countless so called introverts who spend their days in communication with their online friends yet they think introvert carries some kind of special status so they're reluctant to admit that they're actually extroverts. If you spend 10 hours a day between discrd, 4chan, and facebook, just typing to people, then you've really communicated for 10 hours a day and can't be a fucking introvert.

>>942186746
>>942186753
Do you seriously not understand why an introvert would be more comfortable posting on an anonymous image board than they would talking to people or posting in places that require some kind of identity verification? In fact, if you're an extrovert and posting here, what the fuck are you doing? You're wasting your time. Go get laid and smoke weed.
>All of 4chan is one person
You're retarded

>>942186753
Wow anon! Youre right! Youve cured me of being an introvert! My entire life has been a lie all this time! Im actually an extrovert! Wow! Thanks for the revelation!

>>942186755
Yes yes you're right, but I think the most egregious of all is the introvert part of the label. But yes it's all pseudoscientific bullshit.

>>942186756
>>942186746
If you use the internet, you are an extrovert

If you masturbate, you're not a virgin
If you play Call of Duty, you are a murderer

>>942186756
Protip: Drop your anger.

>>942186756
Okay you're just a zoomer who doesn't know that there's a BIG difference between typing to people online and talking to people in person or on the phone.

>>942186757
Okay so your understanding of an extrovert is someone who is comfortable socializing anywhere at any time? In deep space? On the deck of a ship in a storm?

Why is it that you allow introverts the special permission to designate the arena in which they're more comfortable communicating but don't expect extroverts to have the same?

If you thought about it for two seconds you would understand that extroverts also have a preference for where they communicate, be that at a house party or at a formal function, or wherever, but this doesn't demote them from extroverted status. Picking your arena as "the internet" is still an arena or setting like any other and makes you an EXTROVERT.

>>942186757
Hes probably trolling. Theres no way someone can be that autistic and think introverts and extroverts arent real concepts.

>>942186762
There's a big difference between talking to people at a corporate party and chatting up grad students at a college gathering yet we still associate familiarity and comfort with both with extroverts.

You just want the ONE little thing you like to be special and different because you think being an introvert makes you some kind of badass anime protagonist.

unc is crashing out fr

>>942186760
>If you use the internet, you are an extrovert
If you use it a lot* but generally yes
>If you masturbate, you're not a virgin
Wrong that simulates sex, false equivalence. Internet communication is still communication between two people.
It's more like saying
"If you have sex with a woman but don't look at her in the eyes then it doesn't count as sex" which is basically what this retard was getting at >>942186723
>If you play Call of Duty, you are a murderer
Only if you play MP because then it's real people.

>>942186766
this nigga projecting HARD no cap

>>942186767
>Wrong that simulates sex, false equivalence. Internet communication is still communication between two people.
Ah, so you lose your virginity if you jerk off to a live camgirl?

>>942186756
>no internet friends/acquaintances
>hardly even bother with online vidya with randoms
>closest thing to social media is 4chan, but you fags are barely even people
Do i get a certificate or something?

>>942186643
Cooked him

>>942186763
You're a retarded zoomer. Shitposting on an anonymous message board where no one knows who you are and can't trace anything back to you is not the same as ANY other arena.

I have to go to my cousin's bday at the park so I will leave.

I'll probably be there for 2 hours. While you "introverts" will be posting here for three times as long, in constract communication. And yet you call yourselves introverts. Ridiculous.

>>942186769
I will ponder this at the park.

>>942186770
Yes, you get Anon's certificate that you're an independent thinker and not retarded enough to fall for the introverted swindle like all the other stooge monkeys here.

>>942186770
You post on 4chan?? Havent you heard? Youre a total extrovert bro!! As normie as they come!

>>942186773
Covid really did a number on people.

>>942186772
Before I go to the park I have to respond to this because it's so dumb.

That's like saying a masquerade ball isn't socializing you fucking IDIOT.

Pic rel, my satisfaction at owning you.

BYE.

>>942186777
>extreme schizo posting
>anime pic
I knew it was a troon

>>942186777
>masquerade ball

Saying MBTI isnt real is like saying gender isnt real

>>942186781
What about birds?

>>942186781
So you agree that the MBTI is bullshit. Gender isn't real, sex is.

>>942186642 (OP)
>intj
Go back to 2015 nigger