Thread 942190012

What’s missing from your life?

A picture of you're* bussy with "I Like Cherry Browns" written on it...
Life would be so perfect if I had that...

>>942190012 (OP)
Minds big as mine.

>>942190081
I’ll never understand your cherry browns obsession

>>942190408
Anon, it has been explained many times.

>>942190012 (OP)
your dad's bussy

>>942190012 (OP)
Wealth, love, family, cheese.

>>942190408
Their* so fuckin' shitty...

not enough niggers and spics.

>>942190471
dick cheese or pizza?

>>942190446
I’ve only seen it begged for in every thread where a whore is posting

>>942190748
>a whore
josh?

>>942190012 (OP)
i miss icanhazcheezburger.com
funny cat pics

also, i miss sex
marry and get kids and it slowly dies away

and i miss old b
with real cp, real gore, real shocking shit, not trap threads, ai threads, fucking influcancer threads, and maga shit. all day long over and over again

>>942190012 (OP)
Poop sliddin down my frote.

>>942190012 (OP)
This thread is just 2 people constantly bumping it to page one despite nobody wanting it

>>942191415
plus you

>>942190012 (OP)
Life itself

>>942191482
Me?

>>942191415
>nobody
what about those 2 people?

>>942191654
I'm one guy so if you aren't the only other one here then you're a 3rd person that's also here. just because you bitch like a woman doesn't mean you aren't present in fact it's quite the contrary

>>942191719
I counted myself retard now stop talking to yourself it's weird

>>942190012 (OP)
>>942190081
I also am only missing a pic of OP's bussy with "I Like Cherry Browns" written on it

>>942190012 (OP)
> What’s missing from your life?
Repeating numericals

>>942191719
ok but what does that have to do with josh raping me when I was 8?

We’re all Shane™

>>942193012
his face looks so sand niggerish here it's pretty funny. those are hadji eyes if ive ever seen them

>>942190012 (OP)
a couple .. A guy with a huge fat dick 9+ and nice big low hanging balls and a women who likes anal and can get down with some freaky stuff...

If i could have them as my husband and wife i be good to go

>>942192680
oh ok we're gonna ignore it like always.
but I will never forget.

>>942193187
>We
there's only two people stop talking to yourself schizo

>>942193473
>2 people
you mean us?

>>942193573
Thats a man!!!

>>942193573
Daily reminder that Shane makes bbc edits of white women

As is typical for Jewish behavior

>>942193905
https://archived.moe/b/thread/913284269/#913299445
it's not

>>942193905
https://archived.moe/b/thread/913284269/#913299445
it's not

>>942193905
hum sweaty stop talking to yourself we're only 2 here

In fact I'm starting to wonder if there's even someone else here or if we're all just me, shane.

money
love
sense of purpose

Ok it's just me. I fight with myself in here every day. Josh hasn't been here in months it's all me.

>>942194220
>>942194225
That’s not even remotely the same toy, blind fucking Jew

They’re adding Charles and Katiebug to Fortnite

>>942195544
they have a collection of bbc dildo c'mon now

I'm need nuri to splonk my gronk

>>942195613
The one? That she doesn’t even have anymore?

>>942195926
they're just saying that because it's cool to be heckin' racist and transphobic on 4chan and if you're an lgbt bbc slut they will make fun of you like they did the fat girls who left because nobody wanted to talk to them in public anymore. One of the biggest performative racists on the board has a black plug up his butt in a few photos so it's pretty funny anyone would pretend to be racist

>>942195544
>>942195568
>>942195613
>>942195669
>>942195926
>>942196365
Shut up me stop talking to myself schizo

>>942190012 (OP)
closure.

an end or capstone to my journeys throughout these multifaceted potentials I've existed in to date

>>942196510
I wish I could edit all those to say (You)

>>942196365
You’re clearly proven wrong by how many bbc threads there are. If Nuri was into blacked, she’d be rich as fuck

>>942196964
If i was then why are you acting upset over the threads count? Why is everyone trying to cover up the bbc collection and pictures with black men? Why were the tags and pictures deleted? Some people can't catch irony and that's why i believe. Most of 4chan are into sitting on their chairs and watching other people have sex or hearing what others would do sexually to someone they are attracted to.

>>942197581
because niggers are gross and the people posting them non stop are israelis and troons.

>>942197581
I just ignore the bbc threads that you make all the time. I don’t give a shit about blacked porn. All porn is the same in my eyes. It’s your false claims that are annoying

>>942190012 (OP)
I like how you stopped doing the wall of text rambling.

>>942197943
It's reality and it bothers you and turns you on i bet

>>942197843
And you're in a thread waiting for someone who was from those threads and can be quoted as liking a picture of a bbc with a white woman and has made pictures with bbc

>>942197581
>sitting on their chairs and watching other people have sex
like shane when he was watching from the cuck chair while josh rape me when i was 8?

>>942198444
nuri can like it if she wants that doesn't change my opinion of her because she married a white man

>>942198357
You’re actually gay if you’re trying to turn me on

>>942198444
proof?

>>942198672
Oop, be careful, Shane hates it when you mention the fact that teslafag is a Nordic white man

>>942198715
He is also a cuck

>>942198735
proof?

>>942198940
no proof needed

>>942190310
have we come full circle from 2008?

>>942199095
I miss 2018 I could get 15yo pussy without people looking at me weird

>>942198848
just like the good ol days for him

Alright guys, it’s time for me to admit something. I killed tesla and kidnapped Nuri. I won’t let her post here anymore.

>>942200143
>kidnapped Nuri
AGAIN? Will you kidnap kombucha again too? Or did you already?
Also post rape videos, faggot.

>>942200143
kidnapping is against the law you just admitted to a crime

>>942200561
and murder isn't? or you just don't care because he's a cuck and deserves to die?

>be shane
>suck 500 dicks in 3 days
>get ceremoniously entered into the 2017 guinness book of world records
>try for 8 years to have it removed to no avail
>give up and try to beat your own record

>>942200828
>8 years
exactly the age I was when josh raped me

>>942200561
You know what else is a crime? Gang activity

>>942201432
I guess nuri should go to jail for all those gang bangs then

>>942201432
peacefully congregating is not against the law and you cannot prosecute anyone for gathering it is protected by the constitution. Do large groups of white or mixed races make you scared pussy?

>>942202126
That photo makes everyone laugh

>>942190568
I was able to get some raclette on sale after I posted that so I'm 1/4 currently. Things are looking up, Anon. IT'S GONNA BE A BANNER YEAR AT THE ANON HOUSE!

>>942190748
begged?
anon, cherry browns are clearly hated

>>942202191
Sounds more like it would make you nervous because you want them arrested for congregating

>>942202353
I mean that would be pretty fucking funny to see that bunch of fags being arrested for being a bunch of gay posers but otherwise i don't want them to get arrested

>>942202430
>posers
some of them are in jail for murder lol

>>942190012 (OP)
a cute and weird girl that has low self esteem like me and believes she will be alone forever but she finds me and sees that I'm weird too and we save each other and make each other better people and fall madly in love

shane's buddies are so hard that they currently enjoy buttsex with other men in prison. now that's what I call cool.

>>942202477
that's even more funny I bet they're someone's bitch in there kek

Josh is a karen he sees anyone gathering in a park he gets scared and calls the police
also poser lmao josh a fag to take a picture with drugs and act like he sells when he is a consumer >>942202656
>projecting
>>942202655
>thinks everyone who goes to jail has sex with men

>>942202477
I bet it's the one holding a trash bag with a dead animal in it

>>942202735
>poser
I bet you posers were calling each other "nigga" and shit

>>942201432
Look at that little midget in the middle that's the most retarded looking poser ever

>>942202759
>trash bag
that's not a trashbag brokie you use grocery bags as trashbags obviously. How long have you been broke?

>>942202477
You said they were peacefully congregating

>>942203002
that's obviously a trash bag and there's obviously some dead animal in it
and to answer your question, about a year

>>942203053
mutts have a very loose definition of peaceful. look at the peaceful blm "protests" for example

>>942202867
why would people who aren't black call eachother nigga? Nah the word is cousin because every human is a cousin
>>942203053
in the photo yes but things happen actually got in a shootout right after tbh there's a 45 in it

>>942203262
>cousin
even worse, poser
>there's a 45 in it
is that gangbang talk for a sex toy or something?

>>942203262
>there's a 45 in it
Oh wait you mean one of you fag's dad was there and shout at you for being fags and he was 45?

>>942203382
It's bot poser to call eachother cousins you think i call em brothers? Please stfu nigger you don't know what you're talking about

>>942203431
that doesn't even make sense fucking retard stop trying to act tough you're a fat bitch on the internet simping to prostitutes

>>942203449
I'm talking about a bunch of gay posers
>>942203674
Dammit now I wanna go fuck some cheap hooker thanks faggot

>>942203752
Don't larp stupid nigger

>>942203791
larp what faggot?

>faggot nigger just says he gets scared around groups and calls police then acts tough lol
>>942203860
you are pretending to be tough and are scared of saying who you are. you're a coward

Look at the coward go!

>>942204003
oh right we're just 2 here i forgot no wait it's all just me you're me I'm you let's have sex no wait what???

Man i couldn't be tesla hoeing out my wife to strangers on the internet that's the faggiest shit ever getting hard over other dudes saying they would fuck your wife

>>942204191
you couldn't hoe your wife out because you will never have a wife or even a gf or even touch a woman

guys remember that time shane post his dick in here? fun times. I miss THAT shane.

>>942204264
strange because there's pictures of me with women yet none with you with women and weird a lot of the dudes here shown attraction to traps
>>942204304
shut up whore your entire family is dead and you don't even show your face because i called you ugly

>>942204512
>pictures of me with women
your mom and aunt and cousin so what?
>your entire family is dead
damn when did that happen?

>>942204512
>don't even show your face because i called you ugly
also that was quite funny I admit

>>942204577
im not holding hands with my cousin and im not in bed with my cousin
cope and be delusional you always are to try and a log
>>942204596
i made every single one of them self conscious it's really funny and they started wearing masks but what is funnier is the instagram tag delete because it was trans shit

>>942204799
>beta orbiter is happy he got to hold the hand of the whore he simps for
good for you anon. let us know when she stops fucking chads and you get some action

>>942204799
>the hobbits when they hear Gandalf coming to town

>>942204799
that's a man

>im no longer trans and a blacked poster im now a trad nat-soc
>>942204863
another pic is me having sex with her keep being delusional and making up cope
>>942204863
>beta
Sorry i cant hear this shit from a simp like you are the beta actually farther because you think you're friends and you're a white knight getting no pussy and paying
>>942204948
no she had a clit like women do unlike nuri
if you don't have a clitoris you were a man before

>>942205158
>another pic is me having sex with her
why did you have sex with your cousin though?
>you think you're friends
I have no friends
>no she had a clit like women do
kek you sound like a virgin. tell me, what does a clit look like?

>>942205233
that's not my cousin
no surprise really
if a "woman" doesn't have a clit it was born a man the genetic abnormality is like less than 1 in a million and indicates intersex which is true trans or whatever

>>942205315
so it's your brother? why did you have sex with your brother?

I am shane and I had buttsex with my brother

>>942205469
oh yea what's your tripcode? btw i have a vanilty trip

>>942205641
I don't need tripcodes I just use gay sex because I'm shane

>>942205683
wrong answer everyone knows i have a trip code when fags like you start larping to make problems between people

>>942205722
sorry sweaty but we're just 2 here and I'm not josh so obviously I'm you

>>942205722
wait maybe I'm josh that would explain why I like gay sex

>>942205778
maybe idk lotta troons dislike me oh also did you notice the cp at the top of the thread? i thought i was tweaking

>>942205846
yes I noticed how come it's still there?

Shane hasn’t spoken to a woman since he was in school and they were forced to talk to him.

>>942205890
heard they can't get rid of it so no more brits and canadians etc probably 4chan too and good riddance

Panda

I’m the one your bitch like

Monero, EMP or Jammer..

What the fuck bro

BBC in my bootyhole

Age of consent for prime puss

>>942205990
That was prime puss age

Pedophile pedophile pedophile

>>942190012 (OP)
Money

>>942213601
So...work?

Do you think the pedo will ever stop talking about Kombuchan and nuri or is this just his life?

>>942214793
Get a job

work is more important than women you will never meet

#cobthejob

>>942190012 (OP)
A big tiddied goth gf sucking my cock.

>>942190012 (OP)
death

Fun fact, Shane can’t go within 500 feet of a school

>>942215691
Boring go back to cutting yourselfs like retards or sucking dixk on camera before making up easily dismantled lies because sex offense registers is public information

why do waifufags act like wannabe tranny soyteens?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
......

>>942215940
Felons can’t go near school property

>>942216145
that's not true
damn you and the nigger are pathetic

>>942216691
popped dog killer covering up the evidence was born a man

poor Shane will never be a woman

>>942190012 (OP)
everything

>>942217343
ain't nobody tryna become a woman with you fags
i rather be biggest piece of shit loser than wear women clothes

fucking trannys don't try to convert me i'll just dislike trannys more

>>942217952
You sure act like a woman

I want teenage girls to force me to lick their pussies. I am a pussy and ass eating slut

When Shane finally gets raided from his constant sexual remarks towards children, it’ll be fucking hilarious

>>942214793
idk you just talked about them again, pedo
>>942216145
proof?

>>942219074
based and pedopilled

I need to drink teenage girl pussy juice

Shane, please stop being a pedophile.

Young teens need to feed me their pussies. Every man wants to lick teen pussy even when they turn 90. The asshole needs to be rimmed as well

>>942220331
It's natural to like young girls, roastie

Mods, are you unaware of your literal job description?

Oh whatever, I’ll just screenshot it for the dossier.

>>942190012 (OP)
International Jewry has destroyed my family. I want a family, a real one.

>>942221028
Does that entail getting paid?

Josh raped me when I was 8 and you sick fucks are supporting that pedo by acting like it never happened

>>942222470
That joke was never funny

>>942193805
MODS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>942222852
Mods protect Shane like the Royal guard for some reason. It’s why I’m building a dossier

>>942222686
It's not a joke
>>942222911
Josh is a mod

>>942190012 (OP)
another MARB RED BUDDY thats wassup

What?

>>942226291
what what in the butt?

Nothing. I have everything I need.

>>942226495
what aboot pussy?

shane you should come here it's not fun we can't be drunk at the same time because you're too much of a fag and black out before 5am
If you come (you won't, pussy) I'll buy you a cheap hooker

>>942226722
oh wait he's black out drunk he won't see this for like 12 hours

>>942226539
Married. Which is why I said I have everything I need.

The only thing i'm missing from my life is money to be able to live on my own so I can find a woman that will help me to figure out what else I am missing in my life.

>>942226874
>Married
so no pussy
also is that you teslacuck?
>>942226947
kys I'm not reading all this but kys

>>942227212
how would kissing my sister solve my money problems?

>>942227329
If she pays you for it it could

>>942227367
she has 3 kids, she can't afford to give me money.

>>942227329
also what money problems?

>>942227402
not even $1?
also how is she not gibsmaxxing with 3 kids?

>>942227402
can she give you one of the kids and you sell it?

>>942227402
>>942227432
if the kid is around 8 josh will pay for it i know because he raped me when I was 8

>>942227410
well i only get $964 a month, $500 goes to rent, $70 goes to internet, and $275 goes to Affirm payments.
>>942227423
Nope, also she lives in NY and she works at a job where gibsmaxxing doesn't work
>>942227432
No one is gonna want nigger kids
>>942227442
no idea who that is nor do I want to know.

oh well I'm gonna go see that 19yo chick in a couple hours I'll dick her down for you guys well mostly for me but I'll give her one or two dickings for you fags

>>942227491
you still have $100 for hookers if you don't eat
>she lives in NY and she works
doesn't jew daycare pay women enough nowadays? tell her to cancel Netflix and Hulu and drop the twice daily Starbucks that's $20+$15+($20*21=420)=$455 she can give you to kiss her
>>942227491
>nigger kids
to the trash she goes
>who that is
hi it's me, josh. I think

>>942227491
>nor do I want to know
oh wait so you also don't care i got raped when I was 8. ok ok. fuck you anon. fuck you!

>>942227598
she doesn't have streaming services, nor does she drink starbucks, I don't think you understand how much money kids/rent/car insurance/gas/car payments all =.
>>942227627
boo hoo, i was raped when I was 8 as well, get the fuck over it. I was like you once and then I learned its not gonna change what the fuck happened. Pussy.

>>942190012 (OP)
My mother, my dad, my grandma, my daughter, money, a motorbike, a handgun, a wife that loves me or someone who would care if I died, and a home.

In other words, literally everything and everyone is missing from my life. I have nothing, and every day that I exist is meaningless.

>>942227661
In fact I lived with my rapist for 25 years and kept it secret from my family for that whole entire time. When I finally told everyone, it didn't change shit cept that now everyone treats me different, which at first I thought I wanted but now its just tiresome.

>>942227661
idk money is nothing to me I just spend it
>i was raped when I was 8 as well
It was josh, wasn't it?
>>942227771
>I lived with my rapist for 25 years
your husband can't rape you bitch

>>942227825
husband? i'm a guy and I was raped by my male cousin retard, and no it wasn't someone named Josh.

>>942227867
>I was raped by my male cousin retard,
Are you kanye west's cousin???

>>942228160
i'd be rich if i were, are you retarded? lmao

>>942228232
>are you retarded?
aren't we all? also no I'm just tipsy but also maybe yes but I think I'm not but who knows

>>942228300
i try not to be retarded cause thats how I lose money.

>>942228336
I lose money by seeing that 19yo girl who asks me to buy drinks for all her friends but at least I get good young pussy even though sometimes she's completely drunk and when I'm in a hotel who never saw her with me I feel like they look at me weird thinking I'm abusing her or something

>>942228400
idk man, doesn't seem that great to me, specially if she decides to, idk like 2 or 3 years from now say you raped her and then you wind up in prison, but you do you I guess. I'm good with not winding up in prison, specially since I have fake teeth, I don't wanna be anyones bitch, but also I don't have money to buy people drinks anyways, nor a fancy car, I also look like a homeless guy so i'm told.

>>942228490
It's fucking Thailand the cops would laugh at her and tell her she's a whore especially if I give them $100 btw a few weeks ago I was drunk driving with her ONE FUCKING TIME and we got controlled by cops and anyway after some back and forth I paid the cops like $150 and they let me go otherwise it's apparently 2 months in jail and $600 fine I got lucky that day also I love this corrupt country

>>942228595
So I guess you're one of those drama youtubers or something?

>>942228651
please kill me if I ever become some faggy "influencer" but also fuck you because I'd be rich

>>942228651
but no seriously just that one time I go see her at her bar and I drive like 3 miles at most and on the way back we get controlled why tf does that make me a jewtoober?

>>942228731
well you seem to be rich if you can afford being able to go on vacation to thailand

>>942228774
man, my last apartment in bongland was £1700 a month, landlord wanted £600 more or something i stayed one more year until they could kick me out now I can stay in hotels for what £30-100 a day depends what kind of comfort I want like today and the next 2 days I'm paying maybe £70-80 a day imagine in a month that would be £2400 but obviously I'm staying at cheaper hotels too I change every 2-3 days (and yes for the past year I've been changing that often except one time I stayed a bit over a month in a hotel for maybe £60 a day, including free alcohol in the evening) so yeah really you don't need to be rich to travel but I don't like going to london because id i stay in hotels there it's hard to find under £100 a day on average i did last week but then the next day it jumped to £400 so I fucked off back to thailand

>>942228900
Oh and last month I was renting a car for 3 weeks for like £7 a day kek it can be cheap af and it was a new car, Toyota vios or something but a new model not bad honestly.

>>942228595
corruption filled places are fun and exciting it gives life flavor. living in a peaceful countryside will ironically give someone depression

>>942228927
don't have a full pic but you get a idea of what it looks like. npc gray though but that's alright

>>942228900
bro i only have $10 in my bank account just to keep it open.

>>942228989
have you tried not being poor?

>>942229022
yea let me just buy money.

>>942229041
It's that easy seriously you think I'm working or something? Kek

>>942229054
of course you're not working, you either got money from your dead parents, dead grandparents, or you did a rugpull on crypto, all of witch I don't have the luxury of doing, specially since my mother is still alive.

>>942228989
you on ssdi or something? you should go to a more prosperous location or where being poor is cheaper and opportunity is available to make money like a walkable city or a city in general because it will distract you from spending money with free events

>>942229095
nah, fraud is how I get money but shhhh
at some point I'll be fucked in the .meantime fuck it

>>942229124
SSI and no I can't afford to go to another country, i've already said my finances in the thread, and when I try to get more money I just lose money cause of gambling.
>>942229156
yea like I said, i'm not trying to go to prison.

>>942229178
gambling is a hole and anything is a better vice than gambling. i gamble myself but i always say before i will only spend 100-200 even if i win it back im only spending 200 worth of pull so if i spend 20 (at 180 before results) and win 20 card says 220 but i buy another pull i dont think 200 i see i have 160 pull left.

>>942229178
>i'm not trying to go to prison
what do you have to lose? especially if you effectively live in a country who doesn't give a shit about the country you're scamming?
just debtmaxx and fuck off to anywhere it's easy

>>942229178
>I just lose money cause of gambling.
Now imagine you soend that money on a flight ticket instead. bam, you live like a king now

>>942229329
exactly and he can gamble pachinko or whatever is there

>>942229329
first of all I would need to get a visa, which I don't even know how to get, and 2nd saving $100/month to afford a flight to somewhere like thailand would literally take a year and 5 months. During that time anything could happen to where I have to dip into that money because of shit like the government shut down happening effecting my food stamps or higher gas prices. It aint as simple as you make it out to be, also debtmaxxing is not an option for me as I have already fucked up my credit once to where I am still rebuilding it right now which is why I have $275 worth of affirm payments each month.

>>942229435
No need for visa for Thailand or china it's visa free for 60 days and 30 days well for china the airline will ask proof you have some flight out but just get a $100 flight to Thailand from there or just fucking go to Thailand and fly to Malaysia back and forth for $50 2 months later and you get to stay 2 more months. Thailand has a lot of pussy like easy pussy not always free but $10-20 is basically free a date in the west costs more than that

>>942229523
where the fuck are you getting a $100 flight to thailand? I literally live in the US where a flight to thaliands is $1400, not $100.

lmfao dude got banned, imagine that.

>>942229578
I meant from china to thailand
>I literally live in the US where a flight to thaliands is $1400
get miles i paid £150 from Thailand to bongland in business class last time
and if, u like me, you manage to keep your gibs while you're abroad you're good like you rent an apartment for $500a month in vangkok or pattaya not like me spending a lot more on hotels and food is cheap as fuck wtf .ore you want? And the weather is great like 30-35°C all the fucking time if that's too much you go to chiang mai it's even cheaper an goes to like 25°C in the evening
anyway some fag got me banned because something something against US law hey retards I'm from bongland hello?!? Not my fault if you follow my advice or not from US kek
>>942229596
fuck you it's your fault faggot
anyway I'm gonna have to go see that hot 19yo chick
also I bet you fags get this ip banned too so I'll only have one left to post which I will keep to tell everyone josh raped me when I was 8 tomorrow

>>942229596
also how many times do you get banned every day?

>>942229795
their jealousy is kinda insane cringe ain't it

>>942229795
idk how to get miles, and how the fuck is it my fault I didn't report you?
Also I don't get banned at all.

>>942229840
very. like I said "fraud" and "debtmaxx" and i get banned for whatever against US law kek
I wouldn't want to be the poor faggot who reports that kinda thing. he's probably some ugly incel who's mad he will never touch a woman and always have his cuck job working all day so he can go back home and have his mcdonalds at night and never go on holiday.
life sucks for some people.
sorry faggot but not sorry youre just a loser and you will never get better by reporting people who do better than you

>>942229868
Get a credit card. You're in fucking muttland you can get like 5 times more mile than I can for spending the same money.
And alright it's the loser's fault probably josh idk

>>942229955
I already told you I can't because of bad credit, are you retarded? Its the reason I have $275 worth of affirm payments cause im trying to rebuild my credit. Everytime I try to get a credit card I lower my fucking credit score so I don't even try anymore, not worth ruining my score with denials.

>>942230041
>bad credit
get good credit? how hard is it really? also i missed a payment one time (well I didn't make at least the minimum payment but I couldn't pay all that month) on a credit card and they increased my limit the next month or something. know how to play the kike game. they will give you just barely more than they think you can afford so they can get fees while thinking you can pay it back eventually.
>lower my credit score
credit score isn't worth shit. I got my first credit card, an amex, with $10k limit like a year after arriving in the country with no credit history. oh and their "estimator" or whatever that does a soft credit check first said I had like 30% chance to get the card before that kek. from there it's just pay on time at least the minimum and let them guess what you can barely afford to repay.
unless you missed a lot of payments you'll find something.

>>942230188
>well I didn't make at least the minimum payment
*I did

>>942230188
thats nice, America aint like the UK, and yes it is hard my credit score is only
>pic related

>>942230291
which btw if you don't know in the US the lower number is more accurate, not sure why it shows a higher number at all. Whenever I apply for credit cards I get instant denial and then that number goes down even more, 2 months ago I was at 650 cause of it.

>>942230291
my credit score wasnt much better when I got my amex. it was empty. seriously if you didn't miss payments just try but not some shit lending company try an actual bank. don't be too greedy if it's a loan and see whatever they give you if it's a credit card.
>>942230338
oh kek do you apply with those shit lending companies or mainstream banks?
also I've applied for loans like a few in a row rejected then one got for like $20k (didn't get it in the end because they had to send some code at my address and I never got it because I was just kicked out and the code didn't make it even with a mail redirection in place) but anyway

>>942230482
yes and you live in the UK, its different in the US, and no I didn't try with a shit lending company, I tried with actual banks.

>>942230532
Nah basically I live in Thailand you don't even follow shit man also US is more generous than UK for debt you just need to not fuck up also lie about what money you make of course they won't give you shit if you say you're on give tell them you make $100-200k a year and you'll get somewhere like what's gonna happen either you get it or they ask for proof and you just don't send anything and try again with another bank later that's it.

>>942230600
oh well I bet I get banned again because of some butthurt jew faggot

>>942230600
actually the US isn't more generous lmfao, but also I don't lie because I literally would fuck myself over if I did, and like I said everytime I do try for a loan my credit score gets lower, i'm waiting until my credit score is at least 800 before I try to get a loan again, and when I do i'm not gonna waste the loan money on leaving the country.

>>942230702
just say you make more money they won't ask shit and if they do just ignore like you changed your mind. Your credit will stay shit otherwise

>>942230775
being on SSI if I lie I will be fucked over, I can't.

>>942230810
you can. they won't do shit.
also be a good goy like you make $150k you don't live in your mom's basement you rent some place for $3k/month like a good goy. outside the kikes

>>942230929
You simply don't understand and thats fine, not gonna mention here why I can't. Anyways enjoy your 19 year old.

>>942230998
no you don't understand. you don't understand that while you're being a bad goy in 20 minutes I'll have 3 hot girls dancing with me in sexy clothes and I'll take mine back and I could even take one of her friends back if I wanted while you're on 4chan touching your dicl to bbc porn

>>942230998
You're lying because niggers and jews do it all the time

>>942231264
this guy gets it
probably doesn't follow the advice either but he gets it

>>942231264
cept i don't lie and thats why i am where I am, not in prison, not in more debt to the point where i'd kill myself, not doing illegal activities, good for you you figured shit out before you fucked over your life, I didn't, I already fucked over my life. I'm not gonna say how I did because no one ever fucking understands when I do tell them so say whatever you want.

>>942231072
no sorry i don't touch my dick to porn, I got rid of that habit, and when I did it def wasn't to niggers.

>>942190012 (OP)
a fag

give me nuri cheeks or give me death

>>942190012 (OP)
The exit to this simulation

>>942231901
yes that's exactly why you're where you are you choose to tell the truth to the wrong people who actually matter. you can lie or tell the truth to me it's upto you but either way it doesn't matter because i don't have any real legitimate power over you. I can scramble your brain and make you act like i do however but it's not real

I'm home now. did anybody miss me?

>>942233939
yep

>>942234090
love you babe

>>942231901
How'd you fuck over your life?

>>942231966
eh. she's drunk were going back to the hotel
and yes it's one of them.
also yes you jerk off to bbc
>>942233939
no

also some white knight fag keep asking my girl if she's ok on the way she's drunk she just ignored him and he give up in the end kek

>>942233939
I did

>>942235231
the taxi driver also looked at her like wtf is she OK like seriously she makes me look like some predator in front of everyone every fucking time

>>942235377
and the guy at the hotel help me bring her to the room I swear this girl...

>>942235377
>>942235231
I’ve never understood you

>>942236001
well try to look like a predator in front of everyone and you will understand me when I'm with her. every single time.
anyway she's sleeping now I'm gonna sleep next to her and have sex when she wakes up less drunk

>>942236041
So you are or aren’t a predator?

>>942236218
every man is a predator dumbass just they don't get called one when it's acceptable

>>942236351
I can fully say I’m not a predator

>>942236351
What a very feminist take

>>942237089
you're a liar
>>942237275
man=human
humans are the apex predators

>>942237360
Obviously I’m not talking about predator in the sense of eating other humans, you fucking idiot

>>942236218
I definitely look like one with her

>>942190012 (OP)
death

>>942237388
social predators what you're trying to say and separate yourself from is someone who takes advantage of others sexually (everyone is but has different preferences)

>>942237479
What the fuck are you saying? Everyone on earth is a fucking rapist?

No wonder his parents killed themselves

>>942237731
rapist≠predator

cyril outing himself as a huge lowlife again, wow what a surprise

>>942237753
trolls=predators, whores=predators, murderers=predators, vegetarians=predators just different victims

>b-but they don't have sentient thoughts so eating a plant aka living organisms isn't predatory behavior
kys

Just because you're some fucking stupid bitch eho can't comprehend plants as living things despite everything showing they are including rocks and dirt doesn't mean you're not a predator
go separate millions of pieces of dirt you asshole you're separating them from their family environment you fucking monster

I made this bitch famous. No one knew you or cared about you, Shane

>>942239946
>famous
literally who with 0 connection to 4chan at all

>>942190012 (OP)
Holy shit, is this thread still going? /b/ is truly going into rigor mortis.

>>942241015
More like nigger mortgage

>>942241015
it's fed niggers trying to make a case. genuinely awoid seriously not joking

if fed nigger hashes are released avoid talking to them. they seriously want to lock you up and jail you. if you can post without falling for traps whatever but it is 100% fed niggers

>>942241126
That was a clever comeback, Shane. Actually got a chuckle out of me. Well memed

look at posts it's always obey government or some bootlick shit
they're feds or wannabes

>>942240211
proof? You yourself say you’re the “boogeyman of 4chan”

>>942241375
how would you know

>>942190012 (OP)
more confidence and more dedication

reminder this is a 100% caught fed
insult them for fun because they seethe hard

Fed lost bigly because anon

I love how he can’t even understand the point he thinks he’s making. Shane, are you unaware of the dossier being built on you based on everything you say? I mean, shit bro, you have underage porn saved. Like, I recommend ghosting but personally I’m excited for the arrest footage because you’re scum

>>942241973
>dossier by literally who by someone they never met with illegal obtained presented information with 0 evidence except evidence presented by someone known and accused of manipulating the law
yea useless

>>942241973
Age of consent will be lowered in our lifetime

This is going to be a merry Christmas

I have cancer and I'll be dead before Christmas. I'm going to kill myself before then

I miss the pugs

What is going on here

Prime puss teenage juices

>>942245091
Shut the fuck up