Thread 942361961

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important
>Have fun

"Stupid boy"
>cums instantly

I'm here to post Earth chan, my great idol~
>>942361961 (OP)
cutestolfo
marry him OP

Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?

>>942362292
Ya i'm not going to marry a him
You be my guest

>Ctrl+f
>Waifu
>This thread
Oh. Oh fuck

>>942362869
marrryy him!!!!!!!
>>942362500
why would I marry a fictional character who is thus not Earth, if Earth is RIGHT here?? I will marry Earth!!
You should marry astolfo, he's cute and LOVES YOU

>>942362960
YOU MERRY HIM IF YOU LOVE TALKING ABOUT BL SO MUCH
>why would I marry a fictional character who is thus not Earth, if Earth is RIGHT here?? I will marry Earth!!
This guy is playing chess on my replies
WTF
Nah. Handsome sure
Loves me? Now you sound like /r9k/

>>942362960
BL??? Black lives????
I am a bit r9k. you guys need to step up your waifu posting. You think Astolfo is handsome? oh my!

>>942361961 (OP)
This has GOT to be the most convoluted, puzzling, confusing, hard to follow set of rules I have ever seen made for a thread.

>>942363596
This guy is on the black side of the moon!
What do you mean, you guys!
Huh
Think painting your face tex mex spice makes you joloife?
Got a problem with my hoodew friends!
This gets me in trouble

>>942364433
You just cant read
I think

>>942364559
Oh really? I might be ear-literate, but at least I'm not ear-elephant!

I can't even follow one specific rule because something is missing that allows me to do such a thing and it starts with a W and ends with a U

>>942364520
jololife??
I have no problem with you or your friends but you must know that I'm on no side of the moon, I'm on Earth's side all the time.

>Captch
>Hog
lol
>>942365043
Ok dumbodork
Go fly away
>>942365081
Can you follow much
I'm still waiting for your epic expose
>>942365197
>jololife
Ya you read we type it
Well now we got a problem
I'm a moon born child
And you. If i remember correct a teacher
Anti weirdo

>>942365622
what is jololife?
You're from the moon??
It's hard to be weird when my best friend, is weirder in comparison (in a lovely way).

>>942365622
I'll fly away with my big ears.
Farewell.

Claiming Serial Designation N! Staying warm together would be so comfy, sitting in front of a fireplace!

>>942366100
His battery packs are probably warm to the touch.

>>942365855
You don't know joloife?
Shame
Your friend, tee hee funny or made of experiences funny?
What dose a teacher call funny?
>>942365992
Oh. Then fly high and fly proud
An see you some time n 2024

>>942361961 (OP)
I don't often participate in these, but I claim Rika Furude.

>>942366100
How would you describe Ns personality again?

>>942366505
I imagine drones aren't as warm as humans, but that sounds plausible!
Drones are known to overheat! I'm not sure why. It's a plot point--kind of--that vampire drones like him overheat in the sunlight for some reason, but that gets forgotten down the line.
>>942366739
He loves doing anything! He's optimistic and fun-loving and always puts his friends first! He's a pure, little robot!

>>942366550
I only know yolowife (Earth).
My friend is both I think.
A teacher calls 18 hour shifts funny (help me)
>>942366728
she looks a bit tipsy, anon, remember to protect her

>>942367158
She deserves to drink after 100s of years stuck in da loop.

>>942366728
NYPAAAA
>>942367126
Machinery overall overheats under the sun, the can overheat indoors, that's why computers have cooling fans, heatsinks, and cars have radiators.

>>942367126
You should play Pokemon Black and White, you might find the N of that game endearing too.

>>942367585
I second this, more people should play Gen 5 Pokémon. Its good.

>>942367435
Well I've never seen a car start to melt under direct sunlight like these drones do!
>>942367585
Noted! Unfortunately, I've had a hard time getting into Pokemon. We'll see if I can get into it... once I get through the rest of my backlog..!

>>942367794
>I've had a hard time getting into Pokemon
Why?

Fox.

Purple, pink and blue anons in the same thread.
Oh and the orange man.

>>942368830
DONALD TRUMP IS ITT???

>>942367794
I have.
>>942368383
Kon kon
>>942368703
Sneaky snake.

>>942368864
Damn, I should have called him the orange anon instead. That way it'd be clear it's not Donald Trump.

>>942368917
are you sure it isn't?

>>942368951
You think Donald Trump could be anonymous anywhere?

>>942368830
and you the green man
>>942368864
beat me to it!
>>942368885
3 short for the epic get
>>942369154
gn

>>942369376
So true anon.

>>942370652
that has to be the longest title I've seen for an embedded video

>>942371132
thats what I was thinking.

>>942370652
Oi.

>>942371244
Yo

>>942371285
That's a new Seija?
Fuck I hate standing in lines.

>>942371372
Ancient.
Yeah, well I fucking hate networking but here we are.

>>942371574
As in IT networking or people networking?

>>942371764
I was speaking of IT networking but yeah I hate the other one too.

>>942371795
Well I hate waiting for job interview phone calls. Beat that.
Blue cable goes in blue port.

>>942372296
I already did.

>>942372372
Remember to not get networking cables backwards.

>>942372549
I dont have any cables, just lots of virtual machines, numbers and prompts.

>>942372651
Install Gentoo.
Touhou themed Linux distribution when?

>>942372784
Never again.
Just change the wallpaper and you have the same thing.

>>942372839
But it needs to have like, all sorts of Touhou stuff in it like prompts and games and such.
Oh, Forged in Fire is no more, in case I didn't tell you already.

>>942373170
Just install them and you have the same thing.

>>942372839
I just noticed she's giving the finger in that image. Can't even hold a Pocky box without doing that...

>>942373256
thats a pretty normal way of holding something,

>>942373323
Actually I'm retarded, because that isn't her middle finger.

Good night little Earth.
>>942373458
Seija wedding ring goes on her middle finger.

>>942373539
Probably.
Good night.

I love my wife.

>>942373539
Good night.

>>942373763
Do you love her more today than yesterday?

>>942373539
gn

>>942362960
He's mine. I'm marrying him, gay-ly.
*this item is no longer available*

>>942373874
All that I can say is that I love her. I have never been able to answer questions like that. Anything that involves quantifying/comparing emotions is just confusing, and seems absurd to me. Unsure if I am just thinking too deeply about it or it is the tism.

>>942375278
Do you ever wish you had been born sooner so you could've been loving your waifu from even sooner?

cute

supah cute

>>942375409
I wish I had seen her earlier in my life. I assume that most people would want to have more time to spend with the person they love. Or am I misunderstanding your question?

>>942375865
You recieved the message perfectly.
It's a bit silly but kinda meaningful wish I think.