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Anonymous No.942361961 [Report] >>942362292 >>942364433 >>942366728
Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important
>Have fun
Anonymous No.942362031 [Report]
"Stupid boy"
>cums instantly
Anonymous No.942362292 [Report] >>942362500
I'm here to post Earth chan, my great idol~
>>942361961 (OP)
cutestolfo
marry him OP
Anonymous No.942362474 [Report]
Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?
Anonymous No.942362500 [Report] >>942362960
>>942362292
Ya i'm not going to marry a him
You be my guest
Anonymous No.942362869 [Report] >>942362960
>Ctrl+f
>Waifu
>This thread
Oh. Oh fuck
Anonymous No.942362960 [Report] >>942363267 >>942363596 >>942374893
>>942362869
marrryy him!!!!!!!
>>942362500
why would I marry a fictional character who is thus not Earth, if Earth is RIGHT here?? I will marry Earth!!
You should marry astolfo, he's cute and LOVES YOU
Anonymous No.942363267 [Report]
>>942362960
YOU MERRY HIM IF YOU LOVE TALKING ABOUT BL SO MUCH
>why would I marry a fictional character who is thus not Earth, if Earth is RIGHT here?? I will marry Earth!!
This guy is playing chess on my replies
WTF
Nah. Handsome sure
Loves me? Now you sound like /r9k/
Anonymous No.942363596 [Report] >>942364520
>>942362960
BL??? Black lives????
I am a bit r9k. you guys need to step up your waifu posting. You think Astolfo is handsome? oh my!
Purple No.942364433 [Report] >>942364559
>>942361961 (OP)
This has GOT to be the most convoluted, puzzling, confusing, hard to follow set of rules I have ever seen made for a thread.
Anonymous No.942364520 [Report] >>942365197
>>942363596
This guy is on the black side of the moon!
What do you mean, you guys!
Huh
Think painting your face tex mex spice makes you joloife?
Got a problem with my hoodew friends!
This gets me in trouble
Anonymous No.942364559 [Report] >>942365043
>>942364433
You just cant read
I think
Purple No.942365043 [Report] >>942365622
>>942364559
Oh really? I might be ear-literate, but at least I'm not ear-elephant!
Anonymous No.942365081 [Report] >>942365622
I can't even follow one specific rule because something is missing that allows me to do such a thing and it starts with a W and ends with a U
Anonymous No.942365197 [Report] >>942365622
>>942364520
jololife??
I have no problem with you or your friends but you must know that I'm on no side of the moon, I'm on Earth's side all the time.
Anonymous No.942365622 [Report] >>942365855 >>942365992
>Captch
>Hog
lol
>>942365043
Ok dumbodork
Go fly away
>>942365081
Can you follow much
I'm still waiting for your epic expose
>>942365197
>jololife
Ya you read we type it
Well now we got a problem
I'm a moon born child
And you. If i remember correct a teacher
Anti weirdo
Anonymous No.942365855 [Report] >>942366550
>>942365622
what is jololife?
You're from the moon??
It's hard to be weird when my best friend, is weirder in comparison (in a lovely way).
Purple No.942365992 [Report] >>942366550
>>942365622
I'll fly away with my big ears.
Farewell.
Anonymous No.942366100 [Report] >>942366505 >>942366739
Claiming Serial Designation N! Staying warm together would be so comfy, sitting in front of a fireplace!
Anonymous No.942366505 [Report] >>942367126
>>942366100
His battery packs are probably warm to the touch.
Anonymous No.942366550 [Report] >>942367158
>>942365855
You don't know joloife?
Shame
Your friend, tee hee funny or made of experiences funny?
What dose a teacher call funny?
>>942365992
Oh. Then fly high and fly proud
An see you some time n 2024
Anonymous No.942366728 [Report] >>942367158 >>942367435
>>942361961 (OP)
I don't often participate in these, but I claim Rika Furude.
Anonymous No.942366739 [Report] >>942367126
>>942366100
How would you describe Ns personality again?
Anonymous No.942367126 [Report] >>942367435 >>942367585
>>942366505
I imagine drones aren't as warm as humans, but that sounds plausible!
Drones are known to overheat! I'm not sure why. It's a plot point--kind of--that vampire drones like him overheat in the sunlight for some reason, but that gets forgotten down the line.
>>942366739
He loves doing anything! He's optimistic and fun-loving and always puts his friends first! He's a pure, little robot!
Anonymous No.942367158 [Report] >>942367313
>>942366550
I only know yolowife (Earth).
My friend is both I think.
A teacher calls 18 hour shifts funny (help me)
>>942366728
she looks a bit tipsy, anon, remember to protect her
Anonymous No.942367313 [Report]
>>942367158
She deserves to drink after 100s of years stuck in da loop.
Anonymous No.942367435 [Report] >>942367794
>>942366728
NYPAAAA
>>942367126
Machinery overall overheats under the sun, the can overheat indoors, that's why computers have cooling fans, heatsinks, and cars have radiators.
Anonymous No.942367585 [Report] >>942367678 >>942367794
>>942367126
You should play Pokemon Black and White, you might find the N of that game endearing too.
Anonymous No.942367678 [Report]
>>942367585
I second this, more people should play Gen 5 Pokémon. Its good.
Anonymous No.942367794 [Report] >>942367968 >>942368885
>>942367435
Well I've never seen a car start to melt under direct sunlight like these drones do!
>>942367585
Noted! Unfortunately, I've had a hard time getting into Pokemon. We'll see if I can get into it... once I get through the rest of my backlog..!
Anonymous No.942367968 [Report]
>>942367794
>I've had a hard time getting into Pokemon
Why?
Foxxy Vixen No.942368383 [Report] >>942368885
Fox.
Anonymous No.942368703 [Report] >>942368885
Anonymous No.942368830 [Report] >>942368864 >>942369376
Purple, pink and blue anons in the same thread.
Oh and the orange man.
Anonymous No.942368864 [Report] >>942368917 >>942369376
>>942368830
DONALD TRUMP IS ITT???
Anonymous No.942368885 [Report] >>942369376
>>942367794
I have.
>>942368383
Kon kon
>>942368703
Sneaky snake.
Anonymous No.942368917 [Report] >>942368951
>>942368864
Damn, I should have called him the orange anon instead. That way it'd be clear it's not Donald Trump.
Anonymous No.942368951 [Report] >>942369014
>>942368917
are you sure it isn't?
Anonymous No.942369014 [Report]
>>942368951
You think Donald Trump could be anonymous anywhere?
Anonymous No.942369154 [Report] >>942369376
Anonymous No.942369376 [Report] >>942369419
>>942368830
and you the green man
>>942368864
beat me to it!
>>942368885
3 short for the epic get
>>942369154
gn
Anonymous No.942369419 [Report]
>>942369376
So true anon.
Anonymous No.942370292 [Report]
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Anonymous No.942370652 [Report] >>942371132 >>942371244
https://youtu.be/I30tGTALm_4?si=E4zrAfpTcIeuOqPG
Anonymous No.942371132 [Report] >>942371182
>>942370652
that has to be the longest title I've seen for an embedded video
Anonymous No.942371182 [Report]
>>942371132
thats what I was thinking.
Anonymous No.942371244 [Report] >>942371285
>>942370652
Oi.
Anonymous No.942371285 [Report] >>942371372
>>942371244
Yo
Anonymous No.942371372 [Report] >>942371574
>>942371285
That's a new Seija?
Fuck I hate standing in lines.
Anonymous No.942371574 [Report] >>942371764
>>942371372
Ancient.
Yeah, well I fucking hate networking but here we are.
Anonymous No.942371764 [Report] >>942371795
>>942371574
As in IT networking or people networking?
Anonymous No.942371795 [Report] >>942372296
>>942371764
I was speaking of IT networking but yeah I hate the other one too.
Anonymous No.942372296 [Report] >>942372372
>>942371795
Well I hate waiting for job interview phone calls. Beat that.
Blue cable goes in blue port.
Anonymous No.942372372 [Report] >>942372549
>>942372296
I already did.
Anonymous No.942372549 [Report] >>942372651
>>942372372
Remember to not get networking cables backwards.
Anonymous No.942372651 [Report] >>942372784
>>942372549
I dont have any cables, just lots of virtual machines, numbers and prompts.
Anonymous No.942372784 [Report] >>942372839
>>942372651
Install Gentoo.
Touhou themed Linux distribution when?
Anonymous No.942372839 [Report] >>942373170 >>942373256
>>942372784
Never again.
Just change the wallpaper and you have the same thing.
Anonymous No.942373170 [Report] >>942373208
>>942372839
But it needs to have like, all sorts of Touhou stuff in it like prompts and games and such.
Oh, Forged in Fire is no more, in case I didn't tell you already.
Anonymous No.942373208 [Report]
>>942373170
Just install them and you have the same thing.
Anonymous No.942373256 [Report] >>942373323
>>942372839
I just noticed she's giving the finger in that image. Can't even hold a Pocky box without doing that...
Anonymous No.942373323 [Report] >>942373458
>>942373256
thats a pretty normal way of holding something,
Anonymous No.942373458 [Report] >>942373539
>>942373323
Actually I'm retarded, because that isn't her middle finger.
Anonymous No.942373539 [Report] >>942373674 >>942373763 >>942374023
Good night little Earth.
>>942373458
Seija wedding ring goes on her middle finger.
Anonymous No.942373674 [Report]
>>942373539
Probably.
Good night.
Anonymous No.942373763 [Report] >>942373874
I love my wife.

>>942373539
Good night.
Anonymous No.942373874 [Report] >>942375278
>>942373763
Do you love her more today than yesterday?
Anonymous No.942374023 [Report]
>>942373539
gn
Anonymous No.942374893 [Report]
>>942362960
He's mine. I'm marrying him, gay-ly.
*this item is no longer available*
Anonymous No.942375278 [Report] >>942375409
>>942373874
All that I can say is that I love her. I have never been able to answer questions like that. Anything that involves quantifying/comparing emotions is just confusing, and seems absurd to me. Unsure if I am just thinking too deeply about it or it is the tism.
Anonymous No.942375409 [Report] >>942375865
>>942375278
Do you ever wish you had been born sooner so you could've been loving your waifu from even sooner?
Anonymous No.942375693 [Report]
cute
Anonymous No.942375790 [Report]
supah cute
Anonymous No.942375865 [Report] >>942376164
>>942375409
I wish I had seen her earlier in my life. I assume that most people would want to have more time to spend with the person they love. Or am I misunderstanding your question?
Anonymous No.942376164 [Report]
>>942375865
You recieved the message perfectly.
It's a bit silly but kinda meaningful wish I think.
Anonymous No.942377519 [Report]
https://youtu.be/Er94KGFrbWg?si=F3AwK8LXZNMhnisn