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Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22820357 [Report] >>22820720 >>22820855 >>22822441 >>22824719
where can i find a cute loser neet bf?
requirements:
>be cute
>be terrible at almost everything but good at obeying instructions
>isnt a picky eater
>normal sleep schedule
>incredibly low BMI
Anonymous (ID: gYe1XlH8) Sweden No.22820365 [Report] >>22820376
sniffa done be losin his marbles
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22820376 [Report] >>22820524
>>22820365
they were lost a long time ago, im just lonely
Anonymous (ID: gYe1XlH8) Sweden No.22820524 [Report]
>>22820376
sad, many such cases
Anonymous (ID: EvUZlUNG) Sweden No.22820598 [Report] >>22820615 >>22820706
Yeah.
normal bmi.
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22820615 [Report]
>>22820598
>normal
eh... i prefer thin. My favorite guy was 110lbs
Anonymous (ID: gYe1XlH8) Sweden No.22820706 [Report] >>22823389
>>22820598
what is normal?
mine is 17 appearently
Anonymous (ID: IDQ/Oyc9) United Kingdom No.22820720 [Report] >>22820855 >>22820978
>>22820357 (OP)
cute loser neet here, where can i find a bf?
requirements:
>don't be OP
tommy !!X7oNRNgDZxF (ID: pixSOeq8) United States No.22820855 [Report] >>22820978 >>22821792
>>22820357 (OP)
i am none of these things also i shower every day

>>22820720
hi
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22820978 [Report] >>22821792
>>22820720
>requirements:
>>don't be OP
ROOOD
>>22820855
>also i shower every day
DISGUSTANG
Anonymous (ID: jFniDVAB) United Kingdom No.22821792 [Report] >>22821875
>>22820855
i forgot the other requirement is you have to wear a cheerleader outfit and scream "go go go anon! you can do it. just likeeeeee make gameeeeeee!!!"
>>22820978
idk why you're offended i don't even meet your requirements
tommy !!X7oNRNgDZxF (ID: pixSOeq8) United States No.22821875 [Report]
>>22821792
i will do this (on your birthday and holidays and special occasions only) in exchange for cuddles, exotic teas, tasty home cooked meals and occasional forehead kisses
Anonymous (ID: tVOZNIR1) Greece No.22822441 [Report] >>22824677
>>22820357 (OP)
I hope iran nukes your area specifically and you die instantaneously
Anonymous (ID: gYe1XlH8) Sweden No.22822464 [Report]
what an insane thread
Anonymous (ID: tStWRZzy) Canada No.22823389 [Report]
>>22820706
under 25 is severely underweight and dyel territory
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22824677 [Report] >>22824708
>>22822441
>I hope iran nukes your area specifically and you die instantaneously
ROOD!
Anonymous (ID: LPHC/4XV) United Kingdom No.22824708 [Report]
>>22824677
i hope iran nukes vaguely in your general area and you get acute radiation sickness
Anonymous (ID: +9O+m72N) United Kingdom No.22824719 [Report] >>22824722
>>22820357 (OP)
So you want a little boy?
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22824722 [Report]
>>22824719
no, there are plenty of incompetent men aged 20-28
Anonymous (ID: Y7LSEbnA) United States No.22824730 [Report] >>22824738 >>22824739
You can get a mentally retarded twink e-bf on /soc/ with almost no effort
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22824738 [Report] >>22824739
>>22824730
>You can get a mentally retarded twink e-bf on /soc/ with almost no effort
okay i will check there
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22824739 [Report] >>22824747
>>22824730
>>22824738
>e-bf
wait, nevermind i dont want an e-bf, he has to be physically present
Anonymous (ID: /HvU2VG8) United States No.22824747 [Report]
>>22824739
i've heard people meet IRL from /soc/ & sometimes have lasting relationships
that's all i know, though
Anonymous (ID: /NGwUnvY) Netherlands No.22825517 [Report] >>22825567
Hello op im right here (if ur a gril)
Anonymous (ID: ebSwmvz2) United States No.22825567 [Report]
>>22825517
>if ur a gril
lmao no