Thread 22820357

where can i find a cute loser neet bf?
requirements:
>be cute
>be terrible at almost everything but good at obeying instructions
>isnt a picky eater
>normal sleep schedule
>incredibly low BMI

sniffa done be losin his marbles

>>22820365
they were lost a long time ago, im just lonely

>>22820376
sad, many such cases

Yeah.
normal bmi.

>>22820598
>normal
eh... i prefer thin. My favorite guy was 110lbs

>>22820598
what is normal?
mine is 17 appearently

>>22820357 (OP)
cute loser neet here, where can i find a bf?
requirements:
>don't be OP

>>22820357 (OP)
i am none of these things also i shower every day

>>22820720
hi

>>22820720
>requirements:
>>don't be OP
ROOOD
>>22820855
>also i shower every day
DISGUSTANG

>>22820855
i forgot the other requirement is you have to wear a cheerleader outfit and scream "go go go anon! you can do it. just likeeeeee make gameeeeeee!!!"
>>22820978
idk why you're offended i don't even meet your requirements

>>22821792
i will do this (on your birthday and holidays and special occasions only) in exchange for cuddles, exotic teas, tasty home cooked meals and occasional forehead kisses

>>22820357 (OP)
I hope iran nukes your area specifically and you die instantaneously

what an insane thread

>>22820706
under 25 is severely underweight and dyel territory

>>22822441
>I hope iran nukes your area specifically and you die instantaneously
ROOD!

>>22824677
i hope iran nukes vaguely in your general area and you get acute radiation sickness

>>22820357 (OP)
So you want a little boy?

>>22824719
no, there are plenty of incompetent men aged 20-28

You can get a mentally retarded twink e-bf on /soc/ with almost no effort

>>22824730
>You can get a mentally retarded twink e-bf on /soc/ with almost no effort
okay i will check there

>>22824730
>>22824738
>e-bf
wait, nevermind i dont want an e-bf, he has to be physically present

>>22824739
i've heard people meet IRL from /soc/ & sometimes have lasting relationships
that's all i know, though

Hello op im right here (if ur a gril)

>>22825517
>if ur a gril
lmao no