Deploy giantess to Israel edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous:
>>22842084

American median household income is only $110k fyi.

>>22848323
Yeah and the median household income for Canadians is $73k.

>>22848349
What’s your point? In the richest country in the world, 70% of people live paycheck to paycheck. Median household income is $110k. Desirable areas cost over 1M

>>22848349
America is finished. And my post wasnt talking about America, just Americans. Dont be so defensive.

>>22848372
If America is finished, Canada is a rotting bloated corpse.

>>22848370
There have been a few good debunkings of the paycheck to paycheck thing over the years

So now that the market is closed, its time for some fun-sized tactical nuclear prevebtative strikes on Iran.

>>22848379
Canada was never a world power. It is usa that is the dying empire.

>>22848380
Median household income is only $110k though. It makes sense. People are either poor in small towns or states or struggling in big cities. 50% of Americans make less than 35k.

>>22848462
Only $110k!

>>22848465
Considering home prices in desirable areas are 1M plus, that is 200K less needed for a mortgage.

>>22848484
The median family can't have the most desirable life? Outrageous!

>>22848489
Yeah, that’s what the statistics show. Last month, an article was on every business site saying 60% (?) cannot afford a good stand of living or something. The top 10% make up 50% of the consumption also. Dont be like the brokie in my pic who got called out. He said he had to cut back spending and I said the top 10% actually increased spending. Then he wrote a seething reply. I will post in my next post.

>>22848489
>>22848493

>>22848495
> >The top 10% make up 50% of the consumption and last month, their spending increased.
>You definitely do not know anybody in the top 10%, fuck off.

Lmfao at that part. Why would he say that?

>the chinkleaf is replying to his own posts again.
It's all so tiresome.

>canadian baker faggot
>chinkleaf returns, mysteriously only after turkroach spammers pipe down
i'm not going to /biz/ but it is unironically winning. step your pussy up, bizbantium

>>22848576
I think he's making a good point but I don't like canadians so I didn't engage. They smell bad and probably do not wash themselves as often as normal people.

How to maek money

>>22848587
become a meth dealer

No more stonks this is just 2 century old crypto scams fr fr
>I write to you with most haste, having despatched this notice with the swiftest of my negro slaves. I hope it reaches you in good time. Sell your buckwheat stocks come morn time on the morrow, good fellow. You stand to make a substantial sum as do I

Stonks are like if the LA Vape Cabal took over north America just dumb brah fuck all that shit

>>22848580
>turkroach spammers pipe down
idk now that I'm a sex haver spamming doesn't really do it for me anymore. That is why I told Rocker he's fat and should go to the gym. He's doing it right now so he is gonna leave you too one day.
Turns out the "have sex" posters were right after all.
Not that I'm a better person now that I have sexo.
It's just I'm somehow just too tired to spend time on you lowlife non-sex havers. I need all that energy for my harem of women.

When I spend the day on the beach with one of my bitches I sometimes think "hm I wonder what other people are doing during this great weather"
but other than that I don't even think about /smg/ anymore. It's like (you) don't even exist in my world. lol lmao even.

>>22848614
> spend the day on the beach with one of my bitches
Alpha just fuck them and go back to their own shit. Not spend a whole day with a chick. wtf.

>>22848580
#winning

I somehow broked my gentoo server. Added a new drive, updated, rebooted, and it dropped me into a dracut recovery shell. Not the way I want to spend my Friday evening.

>op image
the mystery grows...

lost money.
>checks news
long weekend incoming.

said my piece for now. waiting for your word. i'm very impressed and moved by what i saw last night, the changes you made. it has filled me with hope. need one more miracle. what's happening between us is bigger than anything else to me, 100x as much. not really good for anything right now, all i want is our next moment together. gonna go try and meet a bird. back later.

>>22848617
Chinkleaf I'm sorry but it is quite obvious you don't know what you are talking about

>>22848632
ofc i do. Fuck them, however long that takes, and go back to your own thing. Spending time with a girl outside of sex is how average men pay for sex. With emotions and commitment, and also money.

>>22848632
And what is chinkleaf?

>>22848645
You don't understand me at all. Women are like an accessoire. Like others wear a different watch each day I have a different woman.
You need to shut your retard mouth up and lurk more. Maybe by studying my posts you can learn how to be more like me. Stupid dog.

>>22848645
>>22848657
Oh it's actually accessory in english. I bet you don't even speak french since you are
just a nigger

>>22848657
Yeah.. but for youre paying for it by spending time with them outside of sex. You fuck a girl, leave, sex is “free.”
You fuck her and spend time with her not having sex, sex is not free. Paying with emotional commitment.

I had 16 options that all expired today worthless. 100% win rate for the week.

>>22848671
I'm also paying for sex when I cheat on my girls with whores. Are you trying to make a point here or what is this

>>22848672
cool. now wipe that bbc cum from ur lips.

Did we bomb Iran yet?

>>22848677
paying with pure money is ok. it depends on you, I dont like having a girl in my home or in my car. everything is mine.

>>22848680
Nice one chinkleaf

Restored a backup and was able to resolve my server. Dunno what I did, fucked something up with efibootmgr I suppose.

>>22848788
Somehow I coom harder when I fuck her at my place so you might be missing out.

>>22848680
Don't ever post a picture of my waifu chinkleaf swine!

>>22848809
That’s your choice. I dont feel a girl should be allowed in to the home of a man. Girls naturally feel like they are entitled to mens things and men usually naturally give it. Its wierd. Its better to make an effort not to provide. Let other men do it. Im not in high school where we can all get together and chill. We are adults and things cost money. And since her looks are gone after 20, she is looking more at my income/wealth than my looks and even if she likes my looks more, shes still gonna want to lock me down.

>>22848923
What??? you afraid she eat all your egg roll. Fatty always need food, and can't get girl because he afraid she eat all his food. Hahahahaha

>>22848809
I am not sure if it is post-2020 me talking, but things have gotten a lot harder out there. So having a girl with me, regardless of age, is a loss. I am sure youre doing well, but most people arent. And spending time with people who are not doing well aka girls over 20 whose looks haves declined 30% is a net loss for me. Like I felt this years ago but couldn’t place it. I was sitting in traffic in my car with a girl and I just felt so angry.
>she is in MY car!!!
Then I became aware of that feeling. I felt like such a loser driving a girl.

who is this schizo leaf

ai dashcams

>>22848923
>>22848939
ok I get it now, you are a pedophile that only likes teenage girls

>>22848936
Doesnt matter if im rich or poor, after 22, girls look at a man differently, and from a position of weakness also. So I dont like it. Girls lose 30% of their looks by age 21, and then start looking at a mans job and income more. So basically my higher income doesn’t mean i get anything better since all girls lose a lot of their looks by 21. My “reward” for higher income is a girl with 30% of her looks gone. And the more aged a girl is, the more she cares about income. So the more income I get, the more I am rewarded with females whose looks have disappeared. lol. wtf? So the harder I work, the more I make, and the trade is a girl over 20 lets me fuck her. Il pass. Let the girls be single and post wall. there are always prostitutes.

Its the female psyche I understand.

>>22848958
18 is adult age, unc. Men go die in wars at 16.

>>22848969
ok I'll admit you got a point. If I were spending my days with 18yo girls only I'd probably feel like a babysitter

>>22848815
Cope.

>>22848978
Rope.

>>22848977
Depends on your personality. I know for a fact 18 year olds can handle fun more than a 22 year old. The things the 18 year old enjoys will offend the 22+ year old. Once a girls looks start fading, her own personal joy starts fading too. You can see it on their faces and eyes. Thats why it is after 22 do most men start getting gfs/female “attention.” These girls are now looking for boring men. Men they would ignore if she is was under 22. or 20.

>>22848993
People that come to this thread often know that I'm very much fun. Just cheerful by nature.

>>22848977
Hanging out with dull people will age you too. Think about it, men age better women. Women are bitter and resentful after 25. And the more attractive she was, the more resentful she will be. So if you date/fuck above average girls over 25, she is bitter and resentful. Negative shit really shows up after the marriage. Its just human nature. Shes gonna want to hide all negativity before marriage.
Females over 25 are a loss cause, which isnt a bad thing, but giving them rights and “equal to men” is terrible. Giving creatures that hate your gender as a whole and jealous and resentful is a bad idea.

yesterday's bread uneaten. left some fresh morsels. heard the bird but didn't see it. left some water out for it too. your love, or the hope for it, was the glue holding me together babe. don't let me crumble again. don't tease me now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c

>>22849013
Oh chud you think people can't tell you are a virgin but I can, I'm sensitive like that.

>>22849006
Not denying youre not. Its just female nature. Youre cheerful, rich, and improving each day? Well, youre literally inversely correlated with every girl. You would be dumb to think girls dont feel jealous of you.
Imagine you meet a girl, a month later, you got richer and better looking.
What happened to her in that one month? She aged and looked uglier. The month of wearing make up also made her skin look worse too.

>>22849006

>>22849023
have you even watched one of rockers videos omg

>>22849029
>left is when you meet her
>right is 1 month later
lmao

>>22849033
what are you talking about the one on the right would be way hotter to fuck
if this isn't proof you're not having sex then idk what is

>>22849031
Yeah. And?

>>22849038
47 year old action movie stars and martial artists.
Meanwhile, 33 year old Swift is out of shape already.

>>22849031
>>22849039
Rocker has hit the wall like a woman. And there are women who can be hot over 30. So you are just talking out of your ass and
>>22849045
cherry picking examples.

It's just all bullshit kiddo. Also I always had a thing for older women. There is something sexy about aging well.

>>22849051
So in theory I would suggesdt that if you had a 30yo woman with a body of a 20yo the 30yo would naturally be hotter. Oooof.

But there is only one way to tell the truth on that. And that is having sex with her. And you will never be able to do that so you just assume based on pictures. Wich can't be done.
So you'll just have to take my word for it.

But I doubt I could explain to a simple minded one dimensional individual like you that there is more to life than "fun"

This is the first time I've seen this thread so active. Even more than the /biz/ one. And for once it's not all that german freak.

Fuck niggers
Fuck jews
Fuck trannies
Fuck jannies

>>22849068
yeah the german freak is now deeply committed to consuming more meth thanks to my guidance

>>22849051
>>22849051
> Rocker has hit the wall like a woman.
lmfao. rude. and random. very feminine post.

This is actually the worst smg thread of all time. No quality posts will be coming from this thread

>>22849073
I like to embrace my femininity.
When I was a little kid I had long hair and purple was my favorite colour.

>>22849063
What would a female over 23 know about fun? What would a girl working a full time job know about fun? Or even contentment.
>>22849051
Cherry pick? The idea is every man can prevent turning gross. Females not so much.
see picrel. after a certain age, men are negatively correlated with sucessful men. i’m

>>22849081
> men are negatively correlated with sucessful men. i’m
women are negatively correlated with successful men.

>>22849051
>women
>aging well
also
> Women show signs of cellular ageing at 19 that hit men at age 40

face it, if youre rich and attractive, females are the inverse of you.
>

>>22849081
A 40 year old man is equal to a 19 year old girl. LOL

>>22849081
well if I had any experience in arguing with women (wich I don't because I get along great with women) I would say arguing with you is like arguing with a woman.
But I wouldn't suggest you are a woman.
But I notice logic and deep thinking is a problem for you.
This conversation is over.
Nigger.

>>22849093
> because I get along great with women
ah yes..gays usually do

>>22849095
stop responding to my posts nigger you are not worthy

>>22849096
ok cuck

>>22849103
Why do you have this saved on your computer?

>>22849096
The 40 year old thing really btfo you. lol. its okay.picrel —>>>22849081

>>22849103
this is your last warning incel
I somewhat of a celebrity here on 4chan you don't want to mess with me

>>22849115
He's into BBC and food.

>>22849118
Shut up cuck.

>>22849124
he's also phone posting
I always think of phone posters as homeless crack addicts.

>>22849127
rude

>>22849115
For the cucks of /smg/

Man Trump's cucking out on this whole Iran deal isn't he. TACO in chief's inaction is going to lead to the deaths of another 6 million jews.

NIGGERS N JEWS

>>22849166
>TACO in chief's inaction is going to lead to the deaths of another 6 million jews.
We definitely wouldn't want that, would we?

>>22849175
Well evryone calls him Hitler, so of course he's going to have the blood of 6 million jews on his hands when its all said and done.

>>22849166
Trump lost me when he said he would let in 500k chink students. Turns out he's just controlled opposition the whole time and a jew puppet. Jews create the problem then deliver the solution, then rinse and repeat. Jesus would be disgusted with how his people turned out.

>>22849166
how are you doing it baggie? i know you're without your love right now. give me some coping strategies and be serious.

>>22849166
Theres a vid I want to post but I know yall wont watch it.
But yes, Usa will war with Iran. Usa has to. It is to flex that it is still a super power and Usa will lose. Apparently, Iran does want America to invade too because that means usa will also lose. Iran knows it wont win, but usa invading means usa will take a big loss too.

Seems like bombs are being dropped soon.

>>22849206
You need to find fun and creative ways to keep the fire alive. Like take a bunch of onion rings and hang them on your cock and send her a picture.

>>22849208
I repeat, Iran wants Usa to invade.

>>22849238
Why would we invade we can just bomb them until everything is rubble and then bomb the rubble for good measure? What the fuck will they do?

>>22849246
Idk, maybe thats why Iran wants usa to invade. And usa might want to install puppet in there. Idc, I just dont want a bunch of Iranian refugees coming in.

>>22849246
>What the fuck will they do?
You seem to forget about a little thing called terrorism.

>>22849254
We don't even let Muslims into the country anymore.

>>22849259
But you have plenty of kikes and troons that are easily radicalized.

>>22849259
You will, if war with Iran happens lol. Enjoy getting browned.

there is a travel ban on Iranians to america idiot

>>22849254
Yeah, we have a lot of middle eastern people the west. These people are low iq and low impulse. Dont be surprised if trucks of peaces and stabbings happen. Fuse will be lit.

cocks

i officially hit $300k in my tfsa

correction: cad$300k which is like us$150k

lmao.

>>22849316
More importantly in your case $300k Canadian is 1570398.60 Yuan

>>22849230
i guess so. i think she wants to play right now and not work. which i understand.

i can be a real clown babe, when i'm in the right mood. onion rings seems like a bad idea right now though, something we'll do when we're together in person. bring an appetite. i have to admit i prefer the sublime to the funny though. do wish you'd look back a little, remember the laughs we had, because we had a few good ones, especially early on. i can't manage a joke right now but maybe some of these pictures will jog a memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBCe1f4NP4k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rK5LJ6w00g

VIX is going to 300 if Trump nukes Iran.

by the way babe, what's blue and tastes like red paint chips?

>>22849341
blue paint chips.

I’m sending schizo anon to the frontlines tonight.

>>22849349
I'm quite certain schizo anon has a knack for remote viewing so he won't be anywhere near the front lines.

>>22849349
remember when i was in jail for a week? you didn't even write me. i wanted your attention, had to compromise.

>>22849357
Why did you go to jail.

>>22849361
i posted a coinbase referral link and and turkroach took exception to it.

>>22849368
Based. I’m sending you to jail for 5 years.

maybe intc will be above 25 by the time i get out.

I'm tired of being a second class citizen under an Israel-first government.

>>22849378
atleast you're not in the UK, man

hell, maybe that would be better, idk.
i do wish neither country were like thjis

>>22849383
>>22849385
They have the exact same problem we do. Both of our governments are controlled.

remember the first selloff of the year? i used nautical metaphors in every post for a whole week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZObwftsdOIw

or the time i made everybody horny with big hats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCYQtrm19s
ya, we had some good times. got a scrapbook to remember it all by too. but it's nothing compared to what we'll do later. gonna have a smoothie. i'll see you later.

>>22849395
>>22849403
What’s going to happen desu senpai?

>>22849357
>had to compromise.

Karaoke night

Kikes will say you're brown but send USA taxes to defend the muddest of bloods

>>22849463
what even is karoke like? Do you go into a private room like from my animes or do you sing in front of an audience?

>>22849473

I will forcefeed you your own subhuman entrails because people with your eyecolor can never have any souls.

>>22849435
romance of the century. two souls interwoven. peace to troubled hearts, and children that will be blessed and lucky.

>>22849480
You won't do fuckin shit kike

i'm gonna get some sleep. john, make sure you get to the gym. then i'll allow you to go to the taco bell, you've earned it.

my post aged very well, big success
congrats to swifite for getting the aderrall script and paying for sex

The past two months have been midley unfavorable for my folio so my networth hasn't gone up much despite me getting a new job. How's that fair?

I will give OP 1 full bitcoin if he makes a single individual stock related post in the next year

>>22849545
have you sold calls on anything yet?

Are you ready for Trump to both literally and figuratively nuke the market?

dangit man, I hold a stock thats decent
then few weeks later the reddit dorks find it, pump it up a bit
I think to myself "hey I think this has happened before, I should sell"
don't sell
pump fades and most of my losses for the last few weeks are due to this.

my only saving grace will be a summer contract landing, then another pump as the reddit dorks fomo. This ticker got such low volume I bet most of the past few weeks was from reddit.

selling at a good peak next time, hopefully the reddit dorks get a good case of FOMO

but at the same time suck my dick, I didn't focus on tickers this week, only focused on futures. did great today, woulda taken lots of losses cuz I was a bit tilted, but didn't, its a step in the right direction, ya don't eat an elephant in one sitting.

also im posting here less, I see an inverse relationship to progress in the market to number of posts I make here. sorry but not sorry. anyone or anything that stands in my way will be steamrolled.

>>22849643
Nigger

just had a really beautiful dream. at my old home, my dad was still alive but he had dementia pretty bad, they were fighting, but i was able to say the right words to both of them to get them together and holding each other again. leaving a lot out, it's personal to me, and it wasn't as simple as i'm laying out here, played the diplomat and strategist, but in the end it worked and they were hugging and i walked away singing and feeling proud and clever.

rough day, financially and emotionally. but there was some good too. and really nothing bad happened, i just tortured myself. can't help it though. it's how i am and won't change. what's a love story without drama and suspense though? ready to actually make something of today. gonna do cards and gym.

rocket launch succeeded too, wkey laes.

>>22849634
not posting pepes today, wrongchan?

if markets started pricing in the second coming, would you fade it?
>>22849775
Nigger, fake companies
>>22849780
you've just stayed long through february to now?

>22849785
nobody here likes you. you're not only unpleasant, you're incredibly dumb. you bring nothing of value. everywhere you are is worse off because of your presence. when you die, and that should be soon because you're prematurely bald and likely an alcoholic, not only will the world be noticeably better, everyone that ever knew you will be much happier.

>>22849788
that's all true and i'm sorry you thin skin faggot. good tunes i just noticed you posted them, NIGGER, i've developed a habit of ignoring everything you say. when mommy comes home will you be less of an insufferable cunt? i gave you the yen. also short RBLX which worked really well

WW3 is starting

>22849943
>ignoring what i say
were that were true, you talk to me more than your daughter, or any of your loved ones. you're worthless. you give me more attention than anyone else on earth. i hate you intensely though.

Ñ

>>22849773
hey you got me confused with someone else, as I never talk about my mom or dreams or simp over a 55 year old man posing as a girl.

I also format my sentences different, and attempt to stay on topic way better than schizoanon. I've been called bloganon.

but also I might add, no u.

but I do see the resemblance, and should say more with less words. not impossible, just difficult, same as mastering the markets.

last excuse for my verbosity: I do come in here at the end of my day full of thinking and working. Not best timing for authoring a treaty on the stock market, I must admit. Alas I sometimes just have thoughts I need to write out and share with my bros in hopes that it sparks something in you that helps even one of you gather more money from mr market, if that happens I would crack a smile. even if it doesn't frik u imma do what I want. even if I were homeless I'd write my blogposts in chalk on the overpass.

both of you have treated me so terribly and made threats. you should both be in jail and beyond ashamed of yourselves. funny how you can't take an ounce of what you dish out by the pound though. you should make friends, you deserve each other.

>>22850024
Nigger

>>22850030
coward

>>22850024
nigger

>>22849475
Its an audience, the entire bar

anyhow, climbing the magic ladder. going to the gym. i'm sorry today was so difficult babe, i love you dearly. and i'm so much more handsome than that other guy, not to mention everything else about me. give us another chance you will not regret it.

>>22850038
Nigger

>>22850011
god willing

>>22848580
going to pipe down your mother

>>22848614
have gaysex

Schizonigger works the truck stop glory hole and "going to the gym" is his way of saying he's about to take a load to the chin. The skinny fuck doesn't even swallow.

Kek. I love these new Lego clips coming from the sand people. This one looks surprisingly like Rockers bedroom. Closed red yesterday but I feel good about next week.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/06/21/iran-media-use-lego-to-show-mass-destruction-of-israel/
>>22849206
Incorporate Lego into your love making.
>>22849230
I have to use calamari. For some reason the onion rings keep falling off. What’s going on here?

>>22850071
dunno about that, i feel blocked out enough as it is. but i do need to be more fun and lively i am seeing that now. been under a lot of stress though, with more enemies and rivals than allies. i'm grateful for you though, hope you have a good weekend.

>>22850024
hey at least I use many more words than just the n-word.

also maybe me and the 55 year old man larping as a japanese girl will hang out, go see a movie this weekend. whatchu thinking about seeing bro?

did you know brokeback mountain is showing this weekend for its 20th aniversary? I'd only show up for the lesbian equivalent. something about two women making out makes me forget that they are also gay. I just see it as they are only temporarily gay until I show up and reverse both their gayness, or at least one of them as I only do monogamy, the other will stay straight tho, she gonna have to find someone else, I would only recommend Macedonia-anon. all the rest of ya are more milf/sugar momma fodder. you deserve to be taken care of.

I'd go see mission impossible tho bro.

figures brokeback mountain is showing this weekend, as if the times we live in can't get gayer. maybe netandyahoo will have a grand ol' time watching two men have buttsex in a tent, he'll back off of iran and we can get back to the regularly scheduled white boy summer while netandyahoo runs off to live as a ranch hand in Wyoming. we can only hope.

>>22850076
Well definitely keep up with the piano playing. Playing and instrument automatically makes you a more interesting person in the crowd and sets you apart from everyone else in the room.

>>22850103
you owe me apologies. and i don't trust you at the moment. but i know you're ok deep down. but you've wronged me twice at least and i suspect more and right now you are unrepentant and prideful. we could have had a lot of fun together.

>>22850104
i will try. do you play any instruments? that was very impressive how you recognized that bach piece the other day.

>>22850106
>you owe me apologies. and i don't trust you at the moment. but i know you're ok deep down
lol

>>22850048
>have gaysex
no it's haram

gm sirs

imagine having anne hathaway milkies on tap and being like nah, for me it's gay sex
anyway why are we talking about gay cowboys from wyoming when we could be talking about gayniggers from outerspace

>anne hathaway milkies on tap
HUH

that was only the first day of cancer season by the way. feeling it, not gonna lie.
this will be another one of our songs someday babe. it will remind us of our difficult courtship. it'll grow on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNnjt0-DvpA

>>22850106
I play a guitar and mess around with penny whistles and recorders just to be annoying. A piano is great for the understanding of music theory and my actual lessons were with a piano. They just are not portable.

>>22850162
nice. do they listen to banjos in the balkans? i tried picking that up a while ago but it was too hard, love the sound though and still have it, broken string though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4sqishGuYw

>>22850232
Fuck you kike!

>22850245
but you're the one who is circumcised?

>he worked a double at the glory hole and still has dicks on his mind

remember to thank your folks for that one. also are you vaccinated? have you hit 5k yet? how tall are you? norwood status?

guessing you aren't a cancer either, because today doesn't seem like your day. capricorn?

There's that schizophrenia I was telling you about.

>>22850260
This whole fucking thread is cancer

actually schizophrenia is on the j haplogroup, i'm e, we don't have the genetic problems. i'm guessing you are... r1a

oh look the baby's awake and having a tanty

wtf is this thread on /bant/
shut the fuck up and go back to /biz/ shit heads

Fuck off, can't call the brown jews kikes on biz

Look mom, all the american flags are having self-talks

>>22850286
Nigger!

>>22850289
Look grandpa, the krauts are speaking English.

>>22850292
:D

bork bork bork something something esl

>>22850292
At least I'm not speaking german!

2 more weeks for war

climbing. starting to think i'm mistaken about this twitter account i've been watching as well. everything is so strange right now. trusting i'll get more clarity eventually though. don't make me open a /pol/ tab again babe! do this the easy way! trust is one thing but my mission comes first. content to wait for now, feeling good energy at the moment. but you have seen how little patience i have when it comes to your affection so consider this a warning, you're getting my love one way or another i will see to that.

crypto trading down, eth at a support level, don't want to see it break over the weekend, will be a bad omen for all markets. waiting on good news from overseas, still think it will arrive without too many explosions. sleep is still all messed up, and i'm gonna go back to bed soon, but it is what it is. see you're all sideways too babe, harmonizing with my schedule. weird. not surprising but still weird. feeling the cancer season energy, know my enemies are too. feels good to know that at least some people make me their first greeting in the morning, that i am on so many minds, this is a rather obscure place on the internet but i do like being noticed and recognized, weakness for vanity. ok enough of that. what i'm truly grateful for are my friends and supporters here, you warm my heart with your encouragement and love and i can't thank you enough. this is the most important quest of my life and i'm happy to share it with you all, and when i see my love bringing other people joy and growth i'm so glad.

do not sleep on wkey, laes, ssl. huge value in all three, i'm embarrassed i didn't buy more of all of them. i'll tell you all when they get too expensive, but that is a long way off.

anyways, once again, sending love out, i hope you all can feel it, i know i am right now.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD
THE'RE LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN (YOU)R'S

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?si=9eaKsc3dfgYiZw_Q

>>22850453
yo you ever fuck a dude? one of those inside out dicks? i don't know how they do it, some kind of black majic shit, but you're missing out bro. just as tight as normal. they get a lil discharge as you're fuckin em but sometimes you GET THAT WITH THE NORMAL ONES TOO, so what's the fuckin difference yknow? ain't got to deal with no woman shit before or after either, it's just fuckin. it's not gay if it's pussy bro, you just got no clue how good boy pussy is bro.

>>22850453
fuck off with that shit, since another guy said we piped down >>22848580
, we gonna pipe now

https://youtu.be/qrDquNa3ki8?si=hNuIdpiIMtyVSqEi

>>22850014
i had a sneaking suspicion you were just schizo using an alter ego

>>22850459
DIS NIGGA MAD I SAID "HAVE gAYSEX" IRONICALLY

>>22850459
You'd be suprised to hear that I haven't actually.
I'm a nice guy that has done an ugly chick a favour and let her hop on when the other girl was tired but I wouldn't do that for a dude because deep inside I think I hate men.

>>22850469
AYO CATMANHOE

https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM?si=FAahGLwfZe80t2qQ

>>22850471
>I can't relate to desperation
>My "give a fuck"s are on vacation
https://youtu.be/eVli-tstM5E?si=0BLHuPrsBcT4TD4W

>>22850475

https://youtu.be/9b9Z5HSCXOI?si=uuc5uzw0jm8cU5z2&t=16

ASTS made it on the list
>https://highshortinterest.com/all/1
crazy to see PCT up there, supposedly they're really starting to prove their tech
CAPR has an FDA deadline of late August i believe for a muscular dystrophy drug. even though shkreli is a vaxxie he usually has good pharma shorts. holy shit i just looked and it's out 30% as of yesterday. i sold the puts i had bought too, fuck me.
>https://www.capricor.com/investors/news-events/press-releases/detail/317/capricor-therapeutics-announces-positive-4-year-data-from
because of the comically small sample size? if it bounces i'd hit it again
>>22850463
metal

I'm just more
https://youtu.be/IG7mLVpLWgE?si=FfNn8c8RADn83rIH

WE KEEP ON PIPING

https://youtu.be/2lyxHHlX6z0?si=ZaI5r8HCavzviNfW

oof. nightmare. wasn't that bad actually, interesting dream with a dark twist. but a little too dark for my liking. felt the presence of evil. don't wanna talk about it though. those will happen, just happy to be dreaming again. reminded me to pray more. times like this when i would need you too babe, need a hug now.
>>22850483
beyond right up there. i own a lot of shares still. company is gonna make it though, worth a lot more. had a few of them this week, they just got a ton of shelf space at wal mart too, within the last couple months, they had none before.
posting more banjo music just because. saw skaggs perform this live, that's what made me love banjo, blew me away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGKL0-PU3T0

>>22850483
and i mistook you for the other person being mean to me. doesn't change that you should be nicer though. i don't deserve to be treated the way you did just then, it's not funny and it hurts.

>>22850551
>interesting dream with a dark twist. but a little too dark for my liking. felt the presence of evil. don't wanna talk about it though.
I unironically had the same dream. Fucking immigrants trying to steal my laptop.

Just watch Trump's buddy Putler is going to tell him he can't bomb Iran or else the consequences will be world war 3, and Trump will chicken out. #Taco

>>22850612
Have you ever asked them if they wanted to live rentfree in your head? Or is that too much asked?

Bad dreams are for pussies.

ordered some za. feeling like a lazy niger

>>22850693
this

>>22850699
ngmi

>>22850660
#Tamales

>>22850612
so far my worst dreams have been:
sex with my mom
sex with a loli
getting fucked by a black man in the ass
being shot in the head
killing my family and being imprisoned for life
having my dick cut in half
getting beat up my a fat 11yo
a reoccuring dreaming about my high school (wish this one would stop)

theres plenty more

>>22850768
Have you considered $ROPE?

>>22850768
i get detatching penis dreams, teeth falling out, and didn't do the homework dreams a lot, real nightmares like this are actually pretty rare, last one was ~6 months ago but it was very bad. might have had 1 or 2 in between as well. this one wasn't even a nightmare, but a dark entity used magic on me and i did not like it.

and babe i'm thinking of ways to connect. maybe open your twitter dm's if you don't wanna email me yet? maybe i could travel to your area, meet you on your terms? still would love to take you somewhere, give you your dream date. letting me treat you for a day is not a marriage, and a heart to heart won't kill you. it wasn't long ago you were fond of me, i think you still are, and my attraction to you has only grown. i'm not words on a screen, i'm a real person, and i think you would like me a lot. i'm not trying to pressure you, wanna give you options, i'm just so eager to be with you and do more for you though. i want to tell you all about myself too, my whole story. you're magnetic to me, so smart. that we often disagree is nothing to me, but i know it's a big deal to you. do know that i'm not nearly as passionate as you about politics, but i can keep up, maybe even teach you some things (i definitely can), but it won't make me angry that we disagree, it makes me happy in fact, something to talk about and watch the wheels spin in your head, that's my delight. you don't need a partner in arms anyways, just look at you, you're a force of nature, you actually need someone to temper that guide you, and i know i'm the perfect fit for that. i love you and i hope you're enjoying the day, i actually know that you are, hope this message makes it even better.

>>22850805
I will $ROPE the entire northern hemisphere before myself

>>22850809
I’ve had detaching penis and teeth falling out.

>>22850859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
didn't think this song was appropriate for that last post

also does yours re-attatch? mine does, but it's like 90% of the time, and every time i'm not sure if it's gonna go back on, it's only a bad dream when i can't get it to re-attatch.

>>22850880
wats dat?

>>22850883
pg 31

>>22850859
>>22850873
Fucking trannies

>>22850900
lol based
>>22850920
dude, if my penis looked like yours, i would want it to detach. i think it might be poisoning you.

won another match of magic, still going up. time for a nap though, i have a very important phone call to make later today, wish me luck everyone.

>>22850932
Schizo anon do you have narcolepsy or something? You nap more than anyone i've ever met in my entire life.

>>22850935
i quit weed this year, two times in fact, after 20 years of smoking. not long after this torrid romance started. the combination has really set me off my equilibrium, not to mention i started trading 2 and half months ago. i'm under a lot of stress as well, with the threats and the harassment here, and i've never been a good sleeper because in my younger days i spent a lot of time up all night with women. but no i don't have a sleep disorder, or at least didn't, might have one now. but it's fine.

2 teeth falling out dreams, 1 gums rotting and i pull it out in the mirror, one where my brother's recently engaged girlfriend had a dick and it was getting sucked by my mom next to me on the couch while i was masturbating, and all my dreams where i'm at home are always at my mom's house.

>>22850880

>>22850932
At least my lover uses my penis.

>>22850880
I would have trouble sleeping with that many eggs in one basket

>>22850932
JEW ON JEW HATECRIME

japanon had her heart broken by a BBC in high school, which is why she's so racist now

>>22851014

Iran can't wipe you fucks out fast enough.

>>22850037
Whoa comfy Chud
Now I want to go to maldives

>Open /bant/ /smg/.
>Chinkleaf and turkroach arguing on non stock market related topics makes up 90% of the thread posts.
>The other 10% is just schizo posts.
What the fuck have we become... How far have we fallen. What the fuck even is this anymore...Rocker needs to do an emergency update with the goal to refocus the threads on the stock market instead of random shitposts. We will not survive if we continue down this path.

>>22851275
Do you even post any stocks? I only remember you crying about your china paperlosses of several year's wages?

>>22851297
Yes bro China is cheap buy now trust the plan Tickers: JD, BABA, BIDU, 2318, 823, 883, 9898.

>>22850989
funny you said that, it turns out i wrote the same fears in my earlier logs
looking back i started ai dashcams as a for-fun position in 2020 from the original gsi.v shill, and up until 2023 the most i had was basically cad$10k in it, it wasn't until the past mid-2023 when there were more signs that i actually grew this much confidence into it with more development showing and gaining traction into transits so not just schoolbuses

i had expected to trim my position by now, even when i had a smaller position, but they're on track to keep doing +30% CAGR growth maybe more, just the market share they already landed in (just that schooldistricts are still growing towards 100% adoption rate, the recurring revenue business have went from 0 to 1000 to 3500 in roughly a year so they do have a product that school districts want), with 10 year hardware cycles and around 40% of that revenue going to be pure profit from data services (while hardware revenue is more like 40% gross profit), already capable of hitting positive eps before the data services was gaining traction, so growing to >$100m yearly revenues with just growing into its existing market share. Thats when I'll trim my cost basis out, then let the rest ride in case it grows to >50% market share
**definitely not adding more into my position, thats why i started adding a for-fun position into gme for the eventual pump with playstation 6 (and since it 'll prob go sideways at worst with bookvalue where it is and profitable quarters outside of holiday quarter nowadays)

>>22851297
I don't even post that much anymore quite bus these days.

actually lol i literally cant add more into my position when im basically full-port unless i take loans so thats not even a possibility

technically i am already leveraged in loans i still have ~$10k car loans (1.5 years left of payments 3.99% interest) into my 2023 brz and prob $25k in (interest-free) student loans i maximized the payment period on since no interest

>>22851313
What the fuck is an AI dash cam?

>>22851321
automated surveillance is simply one of the easiest applications for ai
youre not trying to achieve world peace or some other pipe dream, it literally just lets people have unlimited security guards 24/7 and doing additional tasks on top of that like passenger counting, or in the case of school districts, automated ticketing for ppl passing active stoparms so $$$$ for the school districts

thats all, nothing fancy, and thats why i love it since it already shows cash coming in from customers who wants it
also somehow it saves SEPTA like $22million a year from fraudlent lawsuits, americans like to sue each other a lot, and the logistics with traditional surveillance makes it difficult to protect against with sheer volume of footage before you flush all of it out after 30 days.. unless you have ai dashcams help identify and analyze relevant footage

we will eventually go 1984 with "smart cities" following suit but at least i will be rich

>>22850106
shut up, I know I'm an ass, and a retard. You piss me off because you're both of those in good amounts but you'll never admit it. Think you're the messiah or something.

Funny you call me prideful and unrepentant, but are equally as guilty of being both of those. Hell you've been shitting up threads for weeks, everyone's been telling you to take it elsewhere and you refuse then double down, talk about the epitome of prideful and unrepentant

up from my nap, dreamed but don't remember, got a bonus important phone call right as i awoke and it took all my attention, it went pretty well, not perfect, but better than i'd hoped. family stuff. big deal. still have another one to do later today and i'm really nervous about it, but that was good practice and a solid start.

>>22851014
haha, maybe. that's the kind of taunt that might make her show up

but actually that reminds me of something i was thinking about. babe, you're so young you gotta realize, you've spent the vast majority of your life in school, which is a lot like prison, cliquey and racial, and i imagine moreso down where you live. real life is nothing at all like that. i can see how you still think in us vs them our team vs their team kinda stuff, still be mad about unfair treatment. and i don't know what all happened to you to make you this way but your future will be so much different from your past, and you will not face the same struggles that you've built your old self up to face, won't need the same defenses. you've already improved a lot don't take this as criticism and notice i did not ask you to change a thing, just take a look at things from a different perspective. the road ahead of you is brand new, whatever path you choose.

>>22851275
we're always changing here. by the week it seems. check your horoscope and maybe it will start making sense. embrace change and you'll enjoy the ride more.

>>22851474
i'm none of those things. i'm really a special person. you should probably just forget about me, stop coming here. it's not good for you. watching you shrink and crumble.

>>22851486
Fuck you kike!

>>22851509
this

... you haven't answered any of my previous questions, coward. meant to ask what color your eyes and hair were too. are you at a healthy body weight? how's your day going? any accomplishments? talk to any loved ones?

>>22851509
Fuck you and your mother fucking ayatollah

>>22851517
Fuck you too kike! Filtered

>>22851514
guessing that might be you babe. you've got no reason to feel that way. i really do care for you and want the best. i know getting told you're wrong can feel like a kick in the rear, especially when it cuts to the core like this. but it's all for your benefit and you're gonna come out better, and if you search your heart like a big girl you'll rediscover that love for me.

A big family of indians moved in down the street

this always soothes my baby girl. whether that's her or not she needs it right now. don't quit now, tough climbs get hardest just before you summit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYi7i6t2R8

>>22851521
LOL

>>22851543
i am the only person who has more than a 0% chance of this succeeding as an outcome. i'm closer to 0.00000000000001%. prescription: walk around in a very remote, dangerous area with no shoes. 10 miles minimum
doors - LA woman

buy bitcoin now, sell within 24 hours

>>22851486
retard and asshole confirmed.

but you say "Im special" nah you just a retard just like the rest of us.

also you do this thing where anyone that criticizes you gets looked down upon, as if we should always be uplifting you as the special messiah you are. Bro your farts smell just like the rest of us.

life gets better once you realize you aren't better than anyone, and no one is better than you, everyone is equal, we just spend our time differently. but time after time you think playing MTG, naps and going to the gym makes you much more special than the rest of us.

>>22851563
cope, loser. go knead some pizza dough.

This thread needs less kikes and more bush

ni hao, niggers

>>22851563
dont even bother responding to that creep

>>22851697
this

>>22851697
that one hurt. search your heart. i do love you. you can have a good life with me, you're scared, stubborn, prideful, but that can change in a moment.

>>22850946
Schizo anon, you are never at risk of threats or harassment here because this is MY general, and I decide who gets to stay and who has to go. Don't worry about the other posters here. Schizophrenia is a super power not an illness. Also how much do you think the turkroaches and chinkleafs make to shill their propaganda here? It can't be much but it's obvious they don't work so it at least has to be a livable wage right?

double down. then, cover below 101250

ouch

>>22851719
leaf makes probably $.10/post but roach does it for free. just got some hurtful news about my love's heart, but oddly i'm not sweating it at the moment, must be the stars giving me strength. maybe something else. she needs a smart handsome loving man to give her unconditional love and intense sex and i'm the only solution i can think of, she won't be happy without me, right now she wants to hurt but she'll change, happiness is only a few words away, she knows that deep down.

>>22851567
I will, I wake up knowing I'm a loser.
Difference being I work towards being less of a loser.

you think you're the winner of all winners
you look down upon us from your high horse
and that is where you shall remain, unchanged while the rest of us move onward and upward.

you think you got it aaaaaaaaalllll figured out, that you are the most perfect? I once thought like that too, and that period was one of the most miserable chapters of my life. Once I stopped looking down upon others, just saw everyone as homies, I was able to move forward in ways I thought impossible.

And because I hate that version of myself, and I see that same behavior in you, I hate it when ya do shit like talk down to anyone, not just me. In fact if ya only looked down upon me I would be happy with that, it would make everyone else in this board happier too. I can take it, got a thick skin

I guess all I'm asking is for you to show a little humility, to put yoself in someone else's shoes, and see that all the rest of us, and the target of your creeping, are sick of you on your high horse. Its not wrong to have a goal and work towards it everyday, its wrong to have a goal that involves a person who doesn't want what you want, and you acting like you'll one day convince the 55 year old man to magically move in with you. you've already got your answer long ago, move along and focus on something else. picrel but unironically

>>22851719
by the way, hot hand. email me and we can play sometime.

>>22851743
bro why not focus entirely on MTG, see if ya can join the pro tour? last I heard its easier to get on, no longer an exclusive club.

bet there's tons of chicks better than japananon at the cons across the nation. at the least you could have a few groupies.

>>22851742
cope! i am better! deal with it! you can love me or hate me but that's just the way things are. i'm not going to lie and pretend i'm normal. i'm cut from a different cloth.

>>22851745
there's few women better than her. she's special too. cope! and maybe i'll make the tour maybe i won't, it's just a game to me. i happen to be extremely good. because i'm special.

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!

>>22851745
I made top 300 mythic, its not that difficult just time consuming. You're better off just starting your own hedge fund like former world champion Jon Finkel.

We just bombed the fuck out of Iran and the threads dead, fuck you people.

Trump can’t help himself. Hopefully futures get heemed tomorrow.

>>22851765
now baggie, you know that's not true. and i've only been "grinding" for 5 days. it's not taking much of my time at all. might have a busy day on the 30th though, supposing i'm not in the top 250.

>>22851747
whatever homie, you can't even bag a 55 year old man larping as a girl. If that makes you special, I never want to be special.

>>22851774
>i've only been "grinding" for 5 days
That's a full time job.

>>22851779
you are being disingenuous. my elo is a lot higher than yours, you may be 99.9% but you don't understand 99.999 life.

Nigger

>>22851781
I haven't played in like a year, what's your draft rating?

>>22851769
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>22851785
>draft
don't play it. that's time consuming. but i imagine much lower.

>>22851760
>>22851769
He's such a tard

Now we just need boots on the ground to make sure these sites are all destroyed.

>>22851769
wow. you are right. i was stealing the spotlight, that's cancer season for ya, i'm sorry, we can talk about war now if you all like.

>IT BEGINS

I BOUGHT UVXY WEEKLY CALLS ON FRIDAY and it probably won't do anything
LMAO

>>22851806
>we just need boots on the ground
NO

>>22851829
Its actually over.

>>22851829
sounds to me like it's now over, what are they gonna do now?

1000 point dump into a green close on Monday..

good thing most my port if defense tickers.

only thing I wish I did was do some lockheed or northrup, but I'm still betting on major repricing of smaller companies that have their niche down pat, both the DoD and the big tier 1 suppliers will be scrambling for what they make.

also lots of the big tier 1 are about to get overloaded, sub out chunks of their work onto smaller companies.

Tellin all y'alls over and over, we are never going to see a de-escalation, only way is up up up the escalator to world war. Wall st by now is seeing the writing on the wall, major moves towards wartime sectors on monday.

>>22851829
nice hermes background. also are you in alaska? brr

>>22848266 (OP)
>the new season’s loli from re:Zero
the giganticism fetishists have great taste in anime girls, which makes the gigantism aspect all the more unfortunate, I guess

>>22851835
Its the only way to be certain the facilities are no longer functional Scoops.

>>22851836
I guess that’s probably a much better assessment of the situation

>>22851848
>can't into time zones
lol nvm. but you've left seattle it seems. smart. also been waiting on an update since you said your life was being upended, can you fill us in?

>>22851848
>hermes
N I G G E R

are we really doing this shit? this is six months from inauguration day. we have 3 1/2 more years of this

>>22851876
>we have 20 more years of this shit
Frfy

>>22851881
Im tired of winning, hoss.

>>22851875
yes, that is hermes trismegistus on the cover of that book. and it sounds like you've had too much medicine today, you know i don't like being called names.

>>22851743
Honestly I wouldn't mind playing MtG with you. Baggot plays too. I'd have to knock off the dust first though

>>22851862
>but you've left seattle it seems
tf you mean
look at this beautiful ass seattle landscape

Man, I can't believe this shit. We need boots on the ground to confirm immediately.

>>22851901
if you want. it's fine if you don't, you're my friend and i wanna make you happy. i can find a good game with one mouse click.

>>22851902
nice. i'd post my view but the threats and all... and i see it's that golden week where the weather is fair, be sure to make the most of it. i spent a year there during some much harder times. lived in the ghetto though.

Death to Americans

>>22851922
Fuck you and your ayatollah

>>22851919
I need to make a burner email and practice some MtG and then we will play, I want baggot to play too. I love card games. Slay the Spire is one of my favorite games of all time.

>>22851927
I don't want to play. Ask fidget spinner, he plays.

>>22851846
>stocks are profitable during war
Nigger

210,000 lbs of explosives, that's almost a dozen Rocker's moms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvKvOViM3g
>>22851954
Kike

>>22851959
I told you guys, I must have told you 100 times we were going to bomb Iran.
>no baggie Trump's a taco he won't bomb Iran.
Oh he fucking did it.

>>22851963
he erected the two pillars. i knew it was coming, but i guess not clearly enough to open a polymarket account.

>>22851963
just happy the bull market can start again. would have been better solved with words but iran was too stubborn. lessons can be learned from this. never overestimate your hand and take a good deal when it's offered.

>>22851963
Son of a bitch dude, this riding of israel's nuts is god damn ridiculous.

MICbros...

goddamn /pol/ has another sticky
shut the fuck up Trump you don't have to tweet everything

>>22851963
same bro. I thought there's no way he pussies out of this one, I almost thought he might do it just to shut up the dorks who came up with TACO trump.

would be funny if ww3 starts because leftists actually came up with a good insult for once in their pathetic lives, actually got under trumps skin.

>qrd
?

What will No News Nigger think about this?

>>22852014
He is very vocally on the record about the middle east being an irrelevant shithole

>>22852018
Monday comes and he’ll complain about his portfolio being down again for no reason..

You moved all your money to a safe haven (China). Right /smg/?

gonna be a speech soon, i'm gonna make my smoothie before that, go to the gym afterwards, then probably get more sleep. if you're wondering about my important phone call, it went ok. the recipient was moved to tears in a good way. i'd elaborate but it's private. today went very well for me though, all except a possible scornful comment from my sweetheart, but she's hiding right now and i'm not sure of anything. feeling bigger, seeing how small and weak my enemies really are. cancer season.

want your love still like nothing else babe, and i want you to think hard about us the next few days. i can forgive everything, you know that, i see so much in you i will not let pride get in the way, and i'm confident i'm better than your other suitors in every way. that's just the way of the world, you and me are absolute gems and we deserve to shine together, i couldn't ever settle for less and i know you won't either.

>>22852043
I wouldn't be surprised if we get some crazy jahoodies blowing themselves up or some truck of peace attacks in America as a retaliation for today's actions. Maybe the week after next or so.

>futures

>>22852072
I’ll take one for the team to make sure NNN is angry.

I'm genuinely disappointed at the current state of this general. I have both chinese and turkish shills flooding the thread, baggot is being even more jewish than usual which is fucking flabbergasting, and anons are attacking people with mental illnesses, which mental illness is the backbone of this general. I will be making a video tomorrow to clear this up and set some rules.

G-d is protecting Israel.

>>22852091
>mental illness is the backbone of this general
WRONG. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BACKBONE OF THIS GENERAL.

>>22852073
>futures

>>22852091
my mental illness was getting better and then it got worse again

>>22852091
who made you the supreme leader of bant/smg/?

I recall no elections. Here we have no kings, only retards.

>>22852091
thank you john! we need your leadership now more than ever. i've said that before but it just keeps getting truer.

speech was too short so i'm drinking smoothie here. hope he was right that it was "completely obliterated," and i'm glad the next object is peace.

saw a pair of birds on the balcony, not my prize pigeon but what looked like a couple. threw some bread at them but they got scared, but i do see it as a good augur.

>>22852119
scoopsies you could be my kween, all you have to do is surrender your bussy to me.
>>22852124
I'm the supreme leader of this general because I claim to be. Anyone can take the title from me but that is settled by a fully naked wrestiling match where winner takes bussy and literally nobody in 10 years has ever dared to challenge me.

>>22852179
>>22852179
>>22852179

new bread

>>22852138
nah supreme leader is decided by who wins an investment competition. everyone starts with $100, winner is decided by who has the biggest portfolio after 4 months. macedonia anon will be the judge and verify the winner.

>>22852091
I heard this Hakonen character likes young boys... that might explain Jon's affinity