Thread 22863505

i mog you

did this myself

it's debatable

>>22863505 (OP)
For what purpose?

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506

Why tho?

>>22863505 (OP)
>mogs me
>seeks my approval

>>22863505 (OP)
Congrats on wasting your time for worse results than doing literally nothing.

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
I wonder what chemicals are required to make a lawn look like this. OP probably already has cancer.

>>22863506
>>22863505 (OP)
That is pretty nice...

>>22863511
nitrogen, potassium, phosphorous in equal amounts

americans must destroy and sterilize nature wherever they see it

>>22863505 (OP)
>nothing for bee bros
disgusting judeaised lawn.

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
Americans really are rich. I kneel.

>>22863507
for children to have a space to play. as opposed to the reason your pic was made (so some insta-thot can sell you shit).

>>22863508
Because poor mutts think they are the landed gentry lmfao

>>22863505 (OP)
Nice fake grass bwo, I like the area you live in though. Good amount of trees and shit

one thing was posting shitter screencaps, but taking shitter posts to larp is a new low.

>>22863505 (OP)
Fence needs work. Spics will find a way to climb over that and piss on your lawn.

>>22863505 (OP)
Not bad for an obese guy on a rider.

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
>>22863508
Lawns were invented by an American Jewish real estate developer

The entire point is to force goyim to waste time doing something useless so they have less free time to think, study, make money or organise

How they must laugh watching stupid golems constantly roll a Boulder up a hill like sisyphus

Nice lawn. Fence is sus tho.

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
Who's property? Nice.

Hopefully there's no nigger/spics where you live.

>>22863511
It is two different types of grass sod. OP is a faggot that rolled out sod of two types. It is somewhat common.

>>22863505 (OP)
Rather cut for a purpose and make money you poorfag

>>22863527
it's just brushed in different directions, city slicker

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506

very nice

>>22863505 (OP)
I can't imagine doing that hill with a push mover, even self propelled I'd kms first.

>>22863528
how much do you make per acre on that? how much time does it take? curious

>>22863505 (OP)
based

>>22863528
GRASS WARS

>>22863527
This is retarded. I know because i have watched sports that are played on grass.

>>22863505 (OP)
nice sterile shit hole for your kids to dream of killing themselves in, asshole.

>>22863515
Agreed, hoping the Boomer obsession with short grass barren yards dies with them.

>>22863536
nice picture you found on the internet. what does your yard look like?

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
good job now go back to mexico before ICE gets your ass

>>22863506
>t. cant afford to live in city
thats a lot of entry points for niggers to steal your kids at night

>>22863538
ain't doxing fed, back in your box

>>22863532
That is alfalfa and generally it yields like 3-4 tons an acre per year. You cut one day let the sun dry for a day or two depending on weather and what you are using. Rake it into lines then bale it. Altogether probably 20 man hours to do 30 acres? Never counted it

>>22863505 (OP)
That fence needs to be torn down and rebuilt. Use a concrete footing so it doesn't get all droopy again. Also paint it to make it last longer.

>>22863505 (OP)
Imagine being such a boomer that you're proud and feel the need to brag about mowing your lawn.

>>22863540
Probably looks great to the 80 year olds praying for war with Iran and Russia.

>>22863515
are clover lawns actually good? I don't own a home yet but I keep hearing zoomer women who are really into it and hate grass

>>22863505 (OP)
American mental illness. That's not how a green spot/patch/ should look like

>>22863505 (OP)
failure

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
>all that wasted space and water
Never heard of flowers or something?
Depressing.

>>22863505 (OP)
not bad actually

>>22863547
I have clover through out my backyard, its good for the soil (draws in nitrogen) pretty drought resistant and has some aesthetic white flowers that pop up if you let it grow for a week

>>22863523
Also reducing pollinators and eroding self-reliance.

>>22863505 (OP)
sorry bud but

>>22863506
fpbp his line work is way cleaner
>t. diamond cross pattern aficionado

>>22863505 (OP)
Get a robot, they're like 1k and will keep your lawn fresh 24/7. Healthier for your lawn too

>>22863517
Damn, you’re fucking stupid. Lmao

>>22863547
checked. clover is good
they are like nitrogen batteries for the lawn

>>22863505 (OP)
nice, now fix your fence and grow some vegetables

>>22863505 (OP)
LAWNMOGGED THE HIGHEST VICTORY OF DER BOOMER

>>22863549
he is going around a bed there
there is some kind of stone bed barely in view that he is going around to avoid getting clippings in there

>>22863547
checked & cloverpilled

>>22863523
Too much thinking is bad for the goyim cattle. Arbeit Macht Frei.

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
>Boomer lawns
Some people on here could do the funniest thing by LaBeoufing the locations of and take massive shits in those yards.
Please God, let it make happen.

>>22863547
they're really nice for 2-3 years, then they get completely infested with weeds. still not bad as a lawn but the myth of the perfect microclover lawn that you never have to mow is nothing but a fairy tale. the people telling you otherwise either have no experience with them and have only read about them online or are trying to sell you clover seed.

Living the dream. I also spread motor oil around on it as well when I can just to make sure it's extra dead.

>>22863505 (OP)
Your yard looks like a wave at the beach. That would bother the shit out of me. I'd level it.

>>22863506
Nigga yall need some plants

>>22863505 (OP)
nice lawn man, actually jelly

Thank you for your earnest responses, I will continue to monitor the situation.

My lawn has dirt patches that form a baseball diamond that’s visible by satellite view because my kids play so much whiffle ball. I’d go crazy if I cared about keeping my lawn perfect like OP.

>>22863505 (OP)
You did this myself.. I did?

>>22863505 (OP)
You can mow a lawn. Congratulations, Nigger. Go back to sucking your tranny girlfriend’s dick.

>>22863561
GOT ENOUGH POLLEN THERE BEE

>>22863507
based

>>22863505 (OP)
Also fix your nigger fence

>>22863505 (OP)
>>22863506
Green hill zone

>>22863505 (OP)
Hey, no pago money por jugar con el telephone, ok? No do el jardin back in the back.

>>22863523
>he doesn't listen to learning lessons in his peltor earmuffs while moving his property
it is possible to do more than 1 thing at a time you know

>>22863573
never enough

>>22863578
Now, ahora no No, capiche? Voy a call el jefe

>>22863506
>>22863505 (OP)
You should get a pool or build a fire pit or something anon. That's a good sized yard and you're wasting it.

>>22863505 (OP)
>disgusting fence
>sterilized garden
>jewish bouncing apparatus
Cringe

Why so bitter? Its called a hobby. I mean EUGH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. HE COULD HAVE SPENT IT JACKING OFF OR SHITPOSTING.

Can anyone remind me of the name of the plant that naturally used to be in lawns and hindered weeds from growing but was accidentally targeted by herbicides, and so the herbicide companies then convinced people it was actually a weed and was actually a good thing that their herbicides targeted it?

>>22863505 (OP)
Your fence looks like shit bud

>>22863605
clover or alfalfa

>>22863528
Thats a job for a child bud, real men are busy doing real work making real money

>>22863612
>Thats a job for a child
Typical liberal infantalizing non-whites.