Thread 22885310

Why dont you grow your own vegetables and learn fermenting. Making them shelf stable, healthier and tastier? Its piss easy too

>>22885310 (OP)
Like liquid shits that burn like lava?
Prepped anon has got us covered.
Just what you need during the Apocalypse!
Explosively corrosive diarrhea!
Lololomfaa

>>22885310 (OP)
How many cultural food traditions were lost just to refrigeration? Amazing what "convenience" has cost us. I am a cider maker and herb grower/hashmaker.

>>22885311
Germans love shit in all forms for whatever reason so this makes sense aktchually

>>22885310 (OP)
Old timers used to do this

>>22885310 (OP)
Isn’t it just salt some herbs and veggies? I’ve made pickles that way but yours looks besser. Whats the Rezept kraut anon?

>>22885311
Its hot sauce thats good for your gut health wich is fucking crazy to me

>>22885311
ackshually it's the exact opposite, at least from my experience. I recently started making my own sauerkraut and kimchi, after I realized it was only storebought sauerkraut that I dislike, and homemade is totally different. I'm someone who usually can't eat much cruciferous vegetables like cabbage/brussels/broccoli/etc because if I eat more than a serving I get terrible stomach cramps and bloating. But I found out this doesn't happen after fermenting. IDK, I guess the bacteria break down whatever is in the vegetables that causes gastric problems for me. So I can eat a massive amount of homemade sauerkraut with zero issues.

>>22885315
After 5 years of testing this is by far the best recipe: https://fermentationadventure.com/fermented-green-apple-jalapeno-hot-sauce-recipe-pickled-peppers/
Careful if you watch the video these two cunts are insufferable

>>22885310 (OP)
Because my girlfriend does it for me. Faggot

>>22885318
Throw in some jalapenos when making sauerkraut it works great together

>>22885319
Will try that ferment bro, i remember you posting about it some time ago

>>22885310 (OP)
I'm growing cherry tomatoes, sweet potatoes, and scarlet gourd this year. I need to figure out some way to preserve just the tomatoes, maybe turn them into a sauce. The sweet potatoes preserve themselves.

>>22885321
Yeah I'm definitely going to try other stuff besides cabbage now.

>>22885318
Yeah typically fermented food is pretty ok on the tummy, especially homo made.
Same with regular bread and sourdough, quite a difference

>>22885310 (OP)
i pickle eggs, that's all.

>>22885322
Its insanely tasty you wont regret it. Great on pizza or tacos

>>22885310 (OP)
I do but fermenting is a winter time thing

>>22885310 (OP)
doing this, also marinating mushrooms, making jams, tomato paste, beet kvass. Experimenting with drying food now.

>>22885325
>homo made
Faggot

>>22885325
>especially homo made
Freudian slip there

>>22885310 (OP)
>don't hunt for meat, eat rotten vegetal instead

get bent commie

>>22885330
>>22885331
sauerbros... it's over

>>22885310 (OP)
>fermented pickled apples

I have never tried this.
Sounds good. I've never seen that before

>>22885332
>rotten
Dumb fuck, ever heard of yogurt?

>>22885334
Make sure to use sour ones

>>22885335
Yogurt isn't a vegetable you slaw eating open borders prostitute.

>>22885310 (OP)
If you're not making your own pickled vegetables you're not white,simple as.

>>22885338
Or you simply live in a region where nature's life-giving fluids don't become worthless crystal concretions for 6 months a year.

Snowniggers are cancer.

>>22885339
Nigga you have huntsman spiders FUCK your region

>>22885310 (OP)
Based. Try using ginger and make your own carbonated drinks

>>22885340
wait so if you don't have huntsmans who eats the pests in your house? is your home just full of rats, sparrows and fruit flies?

>>22885343
My cats fucker

>>22885310 (OP)
what is it to learn? sterile enviroment and 3% salt?

>>22885344
Cats offer hundreds of communicable diseases making you reliant on state healthcare and toxic cleaning agents. No huntsman ever gave me toxoplasmosis or brought blood-sucking ticks into my house.

>>22885345
You would be amazed how hard that is for some people but yes thats it. No sunlight as well

>>22885346
One huntsman near my bed and i would never ever sleep again not even a minute. As for cats, you wont find a more hygienic animal. They use a litter at 2 months old

>>22885346
Have you ever tried to be not miserable?

>>22885349
>if you don't like cats you must be miserable

a parasite typed this

>>22885350
Australians are supposed to be laid back

>>22885351
>I'M ON SMOKO
>SO LEAVE ME ALONE

This is my fermented hot sauce with apple.

>>22885353
Nice looks good. The trick is to match the colours of the ingredients so you dont end up with gray slush

>>22885353
Nice anon

>>22885310 (OP)
We do! I own 12 acres of land, but we only use a small bit of it for gardening, its a 100x100 yard garden, and we pressure can almost everything.

Hand built shelves in my basement, have at least 500 cans of each veggie, Green Beans, Carrots, Beets, Tomato juice, hell we even have like 200 cans of saurkraut. There's a lot of benefit in having a tradewife.

I ferment like a motherfucker

>>22885310 (OP)
i have a fridge full of pickled garlic. vampires have no power over me

>>22885310 (OP)
whoa, are those pickled apples? that's amazing. you're a genius. don't they fall apart though?

>>22885321
hell yeah
i remember my roommate put some chopped up leftover turmeric root and ginger root in with their sauerkraut and it turned out delicious

>>22885353
you have inspired me, Otto

>>22885359
Its fermented not pickled and it gets blended at the end. Pic is with pineapple i think

>>22885323
You can literally freeze tomatoes without doing anything to them. Obviously when you thaw them out, they’re not gonna make great sandwich tomatoes but you can use them for sauces and stews, etc..

>>22885346
No, there are just lies that your government pushed to cull the cats so they can push you towards WEF agendas

>>22885364
a cat typed this

>>22885310 (OP)
IDK

>>22885310 (OP)
i think it's difficult to seal cans and mason jars properly when doing it yourself
idk how risky it is, but if you fuck up once it's dangerous

>>22885357
you must be quiet healty