Thread 22891366

>reveals that satellites are just tech suspended by balloon
>normies eat up the chinese spy balloon narrative
this is why normies will never wake up

>>22891366 (OP)
What would happen if you fell off the edge of the flat earth?

>retarded post
>american flag

>>22891366 (OP)
If only there was a way to profit off these golems believing in all these horseshit jewish narratives. Oh well maybe next decade.

>>22891369
Actually even better if we could profit every time they breathe. Yeah that would be ideal, every goybreath should pump my wallet.

>>22891366 (OP)
how are they observably moving at ten thousand miles an hour if its on a balloon?

>>22891367
this has nothing to do with flat earth
the governments of the world just larp as if we're more advanced than we are

every space mission has some catastrophic failure that "delays" it for this reason

Fuck off schizo cunt

why do normies get so upset when you imply that space may be fake

>>22891374
>say government lies to us about injecting shit into our bodies
*crickets*
>say government lies to us about our technological capabilities
REEEEEEEEEEE SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO

>>22891374
Tell a vision told them it was real and that America was winners and the best. So uh. Yeah fuck you.
Remember they dont consider anything. Just that. They don't contemplate. Maybe can't?

>>22891374
Without these globohomo narratives, their goylives would have no meaning. If the jannies at /sci/ and /x/ weren't turboglowniggers you could have a blast there every day shitting all over their narratives. They are fuming when exposed to the truth, it starts to shortcircuit their programming and they go into a frenzy.
Doesn't last though as posts get deleted quickly and ip range-ban follows if you do it too often.

>>22891371
One of the prerequisites to flat earth retardation is a complete lack of critical thinking skills

>>22891367
You would fall into the infinite abyss below.

>>22891376
>Remember they dont consider anything. Just that. They don't contemplate. Maybe can't?
Ironic considering you do the same with schizo conspiracy slop

>>22891379
>literally what you believe but with a ball instead

>>22891380
how many booster shots did you get since the government is so trustworthy

>>22891382
how many bottles of piss did you drink since youtube schizos are so trustworthy

>>22891383
I didn't watch a youtube video to come up with my opinion, I just needed to see a satellite suspended by a balloon to come to the logical conclusion that this is what they've been since their inception

You can buy one of these for $800 on Amazon and see low orbit satellites. They do not have balloons tied to them. You can literally look at them. How are they staying up there? For a lot more you can see geosynchronous satellites. Did you parents never take you to a star gazing event? Church group? School function? Boy Scouts?

Are you just being silly or legitimately retarded?

If you really believe “they’re held up by balloons,” why not buy a telescope and prove it? That’s why I don’t believe that you actually rurally believe this.

>>22891385
>Are you just being silly or legitimately retarded?
>just track the moving satellite by hand you can totally do it
how easy is it to tell you've literally never touched one of these in your life lmao

>>22891379
>You would fall
He still believes in gravity

>>22891385
It's just Jesuits doing disinfo. Nobody is retarded enough to think the earth is actually flat except niggers and kikes.

>>22891384
I wouldn't attach much value to coming to your own logical conclusions when you have a double digit IQ

>>22891385
it's actually so funny that this is the level of discourse you get here
people calling others a retard when they're literally saying one of the dumbest thing imaginable themselves without any self awareness or understanding

>>22891389
>trust the science and don't make up your own mind
surprised goybot9000 didn't regurgitate something else his teacher told him instead

>>22891391
How inbred is your family?

>>22891386
Did I use one? No. Did I look through one with the rest of the kids to see cool close ups of the moon and Saturn? Yes.

Did I view the International Space station with one of these? No, that one was much bigger and way out of your price range. And again, I was a kid, so I just got to look through it, not really “use it.”

But you could blown this whole conspiracy open and prove that satellites are held up by balloons for less than $1,000 but you won’t do it? wtf? How are they fooling everyone with an 8” telescope?

Notice how the retard flat earther never addresses any points that anybody is trying to make, or follow any suggestions made to her
SHe just keeps deflecting and crying about "You can't trust anybody" with no self-reflection about her own beliefs

It's very typical conspiratard behavior, and once you see it once, you'll see it everywhere

>>22891390
Two replies, neither of which address the telescope problem.

Interesting.

>>22891392
notice how you can't even come up with an argument? you just call people retards cause they don't regurgitate the same textbook nonsense coming from the dad of ghislaine maxwell

>>22891393
nigger you can't track a satellite by hand using that $800 telescope, no one can
you're projecting when you call others retarded lmao

>>22891366 (OP)
You know we can look up and see them, right?

>>22891395
you literally think you can hand track a satellite using that telescope
there's no argument to make, you live in a fantasy land

>>22891366 (OP)
Which balloon controls GPS?

>>22891397
Yes I can. You cant? Simple math.
Whatre you a nig or something?

>>22891374
20+ years of indoctrination and in many cases they're nerds whos entire life is consumed by these fantasies. IE nerds missed out on real life dreaming about fake space. They won't give up the lie, it would destroy them.

>>22891396
Your conclusions are based on a mental illness. Supplying logical arguments is useless.

>>22891397
>you can’t do this thing that has entire Reddit subs dedicated to it
Ok (inb4 Reddit bad)

>>22891398
>You know we can look up and see them, right?
To be a flat earther, you must deny anything that contradicts your beliefs

>>22891401
I mean, we know exactly where these satellites will be and when. Where’s the argument that it can’t be done?

Here’s a video someone took of the starling satellite train from their fucking backyard.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSRzZA0Kho

>>22891404
link it then redditgoy

>>22891399
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSRzZA0Kho

Here’s a video of someone who did just that.

Now what, fag?

>>22891401
>>22891403
All I can figure is that the retard flerf is latching onto "hand-tracking" as if equatorial telescope mounts don't exist
Or that you have to track a satellite to view it, instead of keeping your camera still and seeing satellites as streaks across the sky

>>22891406
starlinks are barely 340 miles up

>>22891407
R/astralpjotography

I’m sorry you have no interests outside of browsing /pol/, playing video games, and consuming pornography

>>22891366 (OP)
Where are the balloons on starlink sattelites? In fact on any sattelites?

>>22891410
And….?

Where are the balloons?

>>22891410
>you can’t track these by hand
>*sees proof that people do it so often they make YouTube videos and take pictures*
>oh well that doesn’t count because they’re not high up enough
Good thing this is an anonymous board and you can just walk away, amirite?

>>22891413
He’s gone. His rectum got blown out to an 8” aperture with a telescope from Amazon.

>>22891366 (OP)
Weird how NASA is the worlds largest buyer of helium. Probably for some MARS mission and climate science stuff.

>>22891415
>>22891414
nope did some research on that channel and he's been caught using cgi before for youtube ad revenue
looks like you fell for the grift

>>22891417
Link? Proof?

Again… where are the balloons?

>>22891416
I know that you're only 12, but helium is not just used for balloons at your birthday party!
It's used in welding, for keeping liquid oxygen chilled, and is often used to maintain tank pressure as the oxygen or fuel are depleted.

>>22891366 (OP)
correct. With the rapid advancement in technology it isn't rational to spend all that money launching tech that will be obsolete in a few years when you can just tie it to a balloon. replace it a couple years later with something better and pocket the extra money.

>>22891385
Lol oh you idiot - all of this shit comes with tech pre installed to filter out what they deem as confidential information- just like phones and other tech..

>>22891368
>Urine-pee-on flag
>NPC obsesses 24/7 about the main characters who don't even know he exists

>>22891412
starlink are real satellites. Elon gets them up there cheap enough.

>>22891368
But your flag is Netherlands.

>>22891419
damage control shill for nasa money laundering.

>>22891371
Thinner atmosphere has less wind resistance or something

>>22891421
>all of this shit comes with tech pre installed to filter out what they deem as confidential information
You have never looked at a telescope in your life
It's literally just mirrors - shiny pieces of metal covered by glass

>>22891367
I bet it just ends and there is a layer of energy or something we can't pass through.

>>22891374
is this what you flat earthers moved onto now

>>22891391
Nothing is shopping you from learning advanced physics and thermodynamics.
but it's indeed easier to think that earth is flat or that we just can't leave the earth Gravity pull.
Space shuttle are literally nailed on a giant bomb to get to space. You can learn all of that if you want to. Nothing is stopping you.
You can even play Kerball Space program to have a faint idea of what it means

>>22891427
>It's literally just mirrors - shiny pieces of metal covered by glass
And glass lenses to refocus, sorry, left that out
But the point still stands - there are zero places to "remove" or "insert" things into the image

>>22891429
That's what we've always thought retard.

>>22891432
OH the fucking irony

>>22891433
It is. You think we are stupid and have no clue what we think. When I say every time, I mean every single time brother.

>>22891431
You can literally just make your own also. There’s online guides and hobby groups that’ll help you make your own glass and grind it into the right shape. If any of these morons were serious they’d do just that and then use their “completely nasatech-free scopes” to show the balloons to the world

>>22891435
They also need high speed telemetry controlled mounts to maintain orientation while attempting to capture them.

>>22891434
oh, bless your heart

>>22891437
Its a tale as old as time. The Glober shits on the flatties while knowing nothing about their actual ideas, and the flatties ever fascinated can spew off globe facts the Glober is even unaware of.

>>22891366 (OP)
The Apollo CSM was designed by a guy called Max Faget, I'm not making this up.

>>22891419
Well that’s some first class debunking. Just ignore the actual balloons floating ahead.

>>22891367
You end up with Debbie's roommates

>>22891440
>all satellites are weather balloons
Once again, this was ignored >>22891371. To add to it, there are websites where you can check when certain satellites are going overhead at your location. You can use that, walk outside, look up, and USE YOUR OWN EYES AND NOTHING ELSE to see these things move clear across the entire sky in a matter of minutes. Explain what the fuck they are and how anything powered by balloons does that

>>22891366 (OP)
>reveals that satellites are just tech suspended by balloon
by the very definition of 'satellite', this is impossible. What you are referring to is weather instruments or some other balloon carried instrument that is NOT a satellite. A satelite is something ORBITING. If it requires a balloon then it is not orbiting and therefore not a satellite

>>22891371
>how are they observably moving at ten thousand miles an hour if its on a balloon?
They arent. But in order to maintain low earth orbit objects do have to be that fast.


Fun fact: in order to improve HF signals the US military carried out an operation that involved dumping ~ half a billion copper needles into low earth orbit to act as an ionosphere

>>22891436
Anon, you can watch low altitude satellites as they pass through the telescopes field vision. You only need sophisticated controls to lock on to one, not to prove they have balloons attached to them.

>>22891493
>Fun fact: in order to improve HF signals the US military carried out an operation that involved dumping ~ half a billion copper needles into low earth orbit to act as an ionosphere
wtf
i hadn't heard of this

>>22891610
>wtf
>i hadn't heard of this
just google "Project West Ford"

They're not and they didn't. See the problem with flat earth and space being fake is you have to propose alternate math that can be replicated every time and work every time. That's how we know space is real, earth is a spherical object and gravity is the "container" for our atmosphere.
I'd really love some alternate math to support flat earth or discredit space but it's just not gonna happen.