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Anonymous United States No.22891366 [Report] >>22891367 >>22891369 >>22891371 >>22891398 >>22891400 >>22891412 >>22891416 >>22891420 >>22891439 >>22891493
>reveals that satellites are just tech suspended by balloon
>normies eat up the chinese spy balloon narrative
this is why normies will never wake up
Q Unknown No.22891367 [Report] >>22891372 >>22891379 >>22891428 >>22891471
>>22891366 (OP)
What would happen if you fell off the edge of the flat earth?
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891368 [Report] >>22891422 >>22891424
>retarded post
>american flag
Anonymous Unknown No.22891369 [Report] >>22891370
>>22891366 (OP)
If only there was a way to profit off these golems believing in all these horseshit jewish narratives. Oh well maybe next decade.
Anonymous Unknown No.22891370 [Report]
>>22891369
Actually even better if we could profit every time they breathe. Yeah that would be ideal, every goybreath should pump my wallet.
Anonymous United States No.22891371 [Report] >>22891378 >>22891426 >>22891488 >>22891493
>>22891366 (OP)
how are they observably moving at ten thousand miles an hour if its on a balloon?
Anonymous United States No.22891372 [Report]
>>22891367
this has nothing to do with flat earth
the governments of the world just larp as if we're more advanced than we are

every space mission has some catastrophic failure that "delays" it for this reason
Sage United Kingdom No.22891373 [Report]
Fuck off schizo cunt
Anonymous Australia No.22891374 [Report] >>22891375 >>22891376 >>22891377 >>22891402 >>22891429 >>22891441
why do normies get so upset when you imply that space may be fake
Anonymous United States No.22891375 [Report]
>>22891374
>say government lies to us about injecting shit into our bodies
*crickets*
>say government lies to us about our technological capabilities
REEEEEEEEEEE SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO
Anonymous United States No.22891376 [Report] >>22891380
>>22891374
Tell a vision told them it was real and that America was winners and the best. So uh. Yeah fuck you.
Remember they dont consider anything. Just that. They don't contemplate. Maybe can't?
Anonymous Unknown No.22891377 [Report]
>>22891374
Without these globohomo narratives, their goylives would have no meaning. If the jannies at /sci/ and /x/ weren't turboglowniggers you could have a blast there every day shitting all over their narratives. They are fuming when exposed to the truth, it starts to shortcircuit their programming and they go into a frenzy.
Doesn't last though as posts get deleted quickly and ip range-ban follows if you do it too often.
Anonymous United States No.22891378 [Report]
>>22891371
One of the prerequisites to flat earth retardation is a complete lack of critical thinking skills
Anonymous United States No.22891379 [Report] >>22891381 >>22891387
>>22891367
You would fall into the infinite abyss below.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891380 [Report] >>22891382
>>22891376
>Remember they dont consider anything. Just that. They don't contemplate. Maybe can't?
Ironic considering you do the same with schizo conspiracy slop
Anonymous United States No.22891381 [Report]
>>22891379
>literally what you believe but with a ball instead
Anonymous United States No.22891382 [Report] >>22891383
>>22891380
how many booster shots did you get since the government is so trustworthy
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891383 [Report] >>22891384
>>22891382
how many bottles of piss did you drink since youtube schizos are so trustworthy
Anonymous United States No.22891384 [Report] >>22891389
>>22891383
I didn't watch a youtube video to come up with my opinion, I just needed to see a satellite suspended by a balloon to come to the logical conclusion that this is what they've been since their inception
Anonymous United States No.22891385 [Report] >>22891386 >>22891388 >>22891390 >>22891421
You can buy one of these for $800 on Amazon and see low orbit satellites. They do not have balloons tied to them. You can literally look at them. How are they staying up there? For a lot more you can see geosynchronous satellites. Did you parents never take you to a star gazing event? Church group? School function? Boy Scouts?

Are you just being silly or legitimately retarded?

If you really believe “they’re held up by balloons,” why not buy a telescope and prove it? That’s why I don’t believe that you actually rurally believe this.
Anonymous United States No.22891386 [Report] >>22891393
>>22891385
>Are you just being silly or legitimately retarded?
>just track the moving satellite by hand you can totally do it
how easy is it to tell you've literally never touched one of these in your life lmao
Anonymous United States No.22891387 [Report]
>>22891379
>You would fall
He still believes in gravity
Anonymous United States No.22891388 [Report]
>>22891385
It's just Jesuits doing disinfo. Nobody is retarded enough to think the earth is actually flat except niggers and kikes.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891389 [Report] >>22891391
>>22891384
I wouldn't attach much value to coming to your own logical conclusions when you have a double digit IQ
Anonymous United States No.22891390 [Report] >>22891395
>>22891385
it's actually so funny that this is the level of discourse you get here
people calling others a retard when they're literally saying one of the dumbest thing imaginable themselves without any self awareness or understanding
Anonymous United States No.22891391 [Report] >>22891392 >>22891430
>>22891389
>trust the science and don't make up your own mind
surprised goybot9000 didn't regurgitate something else his teacher told him instead
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891392 [Report] >>22891396
>>22891391
How inbred is your family?
Anonymous United States No.22891393 [Report] >>22891397
>>22891386
Did I use one? No. Did I look through one with the rest of the kids to see cool close ups of the moon and Saturn? Yes.

Did I view the International Space station with one of these? No, that one was much bigger and way out of your price range. And again, I was a kid, so I just got to look through it, not really “use it.”

But you could blown this whole conspiracy open and prove that satellites are held up by balloons for less than $1,000 but you won’t do it? wtf? How are they fooling everyone with an 8” telescope?
Anonymous United States No.22891394 [Report]
Notice how the retard flat earther never addresses any points that anybody is trying to make, or follow any suggestions made to her
SHe just keeps deflecting and crying about "You can't trust anybody" with no self-reflection about her own beliefs

It's very typical conspiratard behavior, and once you see it once, you'll see it everywhere
Anonymous United States No.22891395 [Report] >>22891399
>>22891390
Two replies, neither of which address the telescope problem.

Interesting.
Anonymous United States No.22891396 [Report] >>22891403
>>22891392
notice how you can't even come up with an argument? you just call people retards cause they don't regurgitate the same textbook nonsense coming from the dad of ghislaine maxwell
Anonymous United States No.22891397 [Report] >>22891401 >>22891404
>>22891393
nigger you can't track a satellite by hand using that $800 telescope, no one can
you're projecting when you call others retarded lmao
Anonymous United States No.22891398 [Report] >>22891405
>>22891366 (OP)
You know we can look up and see them, right?
Anonymous United States No.22891399 [Report] >>22891408
>>22891395
you literally think you can hand track a satellite using that telescope
there's no argument to make, you live in a fantasy land
Anonymous United States No.22891400 [Report]
>>22891366 (OP)
Which balloon controls GPS?
Anonymous United States No.22891401 [Report] >>22891406 >>22891409
>>22891397
Yes I can. You cant? Simple math.
Whatre you a nig or something?
Anonymous United States No.22891402 [Report]
>>22891374
20+ years of indoctrination and in many cases they're nerds whos entire life is consumed by these fantasies. IE nerds missed out on real life dreaming about fake space. They won't give up the lie, it would destroy them.
Anonymous Netherlands No.22891403 [Report] >>22891409
>>22891396
Your conclusions are based on a mental illness. Supplying logical arguments is useless.
Anonymous United States No.22891404 [Report] >>22891407
>>22891397
>you can’t do this thing that has entire Reddit subs dedicated to it
Ok (inb4 Reddit bad)
Anonymous United States No.22891405 [Report]
>>22891398
>You know we can look up and see them, right?
To be a flat earther, you must deny anything that contradicts your beliefs
Anonymous United States No.22891406 [Report] >>22891410
>>22891401
I mean, we know exactly where these satellites will be and when. Where’s the argument that it can’t be done?

Here’s a video someone took of the starling satellite train from their fucking backyard.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSRzZA0Kho
Anonymous United States No.22891407 [Report] >>22891411
>>22891404
link it then redditgoy
Anonymous United States No.22891408 [Report]
>>22891399
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSRzZA0Kho

Here’s a video of someone who did just that.

Now what, fag?
Anonymous United States No.22891409 [Report]
>>22891401
>>22891403
All I can figure is that the retard flerf is latching onto "hand-tracking" as if equatorial telescope mounts don't exist
Or that you have to track a satellite to view it, instead of keeping your camera still and seeing satellites as streaks across the sky
Anonymous United States No.22891410 [Report] >>22891413 >>22891414
>>22891406
starlinks are barely 340 miles up
Anonymous United States No.22891411 [Report]
>>22891407
R/astralpjotography

I’m sorry you have no interests outside of browsing /pol/, playing video games, and consuming pornography
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22891412 [Report] >>22891423
>>22891366 (OP)
Where are the balloons on starlink sattelites? In fact on any sattelites?
Anonymous United States No.22891413 [Report] >>22891415
>>22891410
And….?

Where are the balloons?
Anonymous United States No.22891414 [Report] >>22891417
>>22891410
>you can’t track these by hand
>*sees proof that people do it so often they make YouTube videos and take pictures*
>oh well that doesn’t count because they’re not high up enough
Good thing this is an anonymous board and you can just walk away, amirite?
Anonymous United States No.22891415 [Report] >>22891417
>>22891413
He’s gone. His rectum got blown out to an 8” aperture with a telescope from Amazon.
Anonymous United States No.22891416 [Report] >>22891419
>>22891366 (OP)
Weird how NASA is the worlds largest buyer of helium. Probably for some MARS mission and climate science stuff.
Anonymous United States No.22891417 [Report] >>22891418
>>22891415
>>22891414
nope did some research on that channel and he's been caught using cgi before for youtube ad revenue
looks like you fell for the grift
Anonymous United States No.22891418 [Report]
>>22891417
Link? Proof?

Again… where are the balloons?
Anonymous United States No.22891419 [Report] >>22891425 >>22891440
>>22891416
I know that you're only 12, but helium is not just used for balloons at your birthday party!
It's used in welding, for keeping liquid oxygen chilled, and is often used to maintain tank pressure as the oxygen or fuel are depleted.
Anonymous United States No.22891420 [Report]
>>22891366 (OP)
correct. With the rapid advancement in technology it isn't rational to spend all that money launching tech that will be obsolete in a few years when you can just tie it to a balloon. replace it a couple years later with something better and pocket the extra money.
Anonymous United States No.22891421 [Report] >>22891427
>>22891385
Lol oh you idiot - all of this shit comes with tech pre installed to filter out what they deem as confidential information- just like phones and other tech..
Anonymous United States No.22891422 [Report]
>>22891368
>Urine-pee-on flag
>NPC obsesses 24/7 about the main characters who don't even know he exists
Anonymous United States No.22891423 [Report]
>>22891412
starlink are real satellites. Elon gets them up there cheap enough.
Anonymous Unknown No.22891424 [Report]
>>22891368
But your flag is Netherlands.
Anonymous United States No.22891425 [Report]
>>22891419
damage control shill for nasa money laundering.
Anonymous United States No.22891426 [Report]
>>22891371
Thinner atmosphere has less wind resistance or something
Anonymous United States No.22891427 [Report] >>22891431
>>22891421
>all of this shit comes with tech pre installed to filter out what they deem as confidential information
You have never looked at a telescope in your life
It's literally just mirrors - shiny pieces of metal covered by glass
Anonymous United States No.22891428 [Report]
>>22891367
I bet it just ends and there is a layer of energy or something we can't pass through.
Anonymous United States No.22891429 [Report] >>22891432
>>22891374
is this what you flat earthers moved onto now
Anonymous Unknown No.22891430 [Report]
>>22891391
Nothing is shopping you from learning advanced physics and thermodynamics.
but it's indeed easier to think that earth is flat or that we just can't leave the earth Gravity pull.
Space shuttle are literally nailed on a giant bomb to get to space. You can learn all of that if you want to. Nothing is stopping you.
You can even play Kerball Space program to have a faint idea of what it means
Anonymous United States No.22891431 [Report] >>22891435
>>22891427
>It's literally just mirrors - shiny pieces of metal covered by glass
And glass lenses to refocus, sorry, left that out
But the point still stands - there are zero places to "remove" or "insert" things into the image
Anonymous United States No.22891432 [Report] >>22891433
>>22891429
That's what we've always thought retard.
Anonymous United States No.22891433 [Report] >>22891434
>>22891432
OH the fucking irony
Anonymous United States No.22891434 [Report] >>22891437
>>22891433
It is. You think we are stupid and have no clue what we think. When I say every time, I mean every single time brother.
Anonymous United States No.22891435 [Report] >>22891436
>>22891431
You can literally just make your own also. There’s online guides and hobby groups that’ll help you make your own glass and grind it into the right shape. If any of these morons were serious they’d do just that and then use their “completely nasatech-free scopes” to show the balloons to the world
Anonymous United States No.22891436 [Report] >>22891592
>>22891435
They also need high speed telemetry controlled mounts to maintain orientation while attempting to capture them.
Anonymous United States No.22891437 [Report] >>22891438
>>22891434
oh, bless your heart
Anonymous United States No.22891438 [Report]
>>22891437
Its a tale as old as time. The Glober shits on the flatties while knowing nothing about their actual ideas, and the flatties ever fascinated can spew off globe facts the Glober is even unaware of.
Anonymous Australia No.22891439 [Report]
>>22891366 (OP)
The Apollo CSM was designed by a guy called Max Faget, I'm not making this up.
Anonymous United States No.22891440 [Report] >>22891488
>>22891419
Well that’s some first class debunking. Just ignore the actual balloons floating ahead.
Anonymous Unknown No.22891441 [Report]
>>22891374
Anonymous (ID: yrMlrOoB) United States No.22891471 [Report]
>>22891367
You end up with Debbie's roommates
Anonymous (ID: ESvjBnfO) United States No.22891488 [Report]
>>22891440
>all satellites are weather balloons
Once again, this was ignored >>22891371. To add to it, there are websites where you can check when certain satellites are going overhead at your location. You can use that, walk outside, look up, and USE YOUR OWN EYES AND NOTHING ELSE to see these things move clear across the entire sky in a matter of minutes. Explain what the fuck they are and how anything powered by balloons does that
Anonymous (ID: icIlOfGO) United States No.22891493 [Report] >>22891610
>>22891366 (OP)
>reveals that satellites are just tech suspended by balloon
by the very definition of 'satellite', this is impossible. What you are referring to is weather instruments or some other balloon carried instrument that is NOT a satellite. A satelite is something ORBITING. If it requires a balloon then it is not orbiting and therefore not a satellite

>>22891371
>how are they observably moving at ten thousand miles an hour if its on a balloon?
They arent. But in order to maintain low earth orbit objects do have to be that fast.


Fun fact: in order to improve HF signals the US military carried out an operation that involved dumping ~ half a billion copper needles into low earth orbit to act as an ionosphere
Anonymous (ID: hxzOCtWU) United States No.22891592 [Report]
>>22891436
Anon, you can watch low altitude satellites as they pass through the telescopes field vision. You only need sophisticated controls to lock on to one, not to prove they have balloons attached to them.
Anonymous (ID: RvU2lh46) United States No.22891610 [Report] >>22891926
>>22891493
>Fun fact: in order to improve HF signals the US military carried out an operation that involved dumping ~ half a billion copper needles into low earth orbit to act as an ionosphere
wtf
i hadn't heard of this
Anonymous (ID: icIlOfGO) United States No.22891926 [Report]
>>22891610
>wtf
>i hadn't heard of this
just google "Project West Ford"
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: xwbErFAs) United States No.22891942 [Report]
They're not and they didn't. See the problem with flat earth and space being fake is you have to propose alternate math that can be replicated every time and work every time. That's how we know space is real, earth is a spherical object and gravity is the "container" for our atmosphere.
I'd really love some alternate math to support flat earth or discredit space but it's just not gonna happen.