>>23252565
>>23252619
bottoms like it when you abuse their butts

>>23233537
>He is already a flaming homo with every kind of STD and super AIDS
i dont have any stds or AIDS
>he might start the next bubonic plague
if i did i'd make sure it only affected niggers

>>23178580
>but how did you get the car from your house to the store if the keys were in the hou7se the whole time?
So, the keys i left on my house are also a remote fob and they clip onto my beltloop. I keep a normal key IN the car just so i can start the engine without removing the key from my belt loop. I used that key to drive the car and not knowing i didnt have the fob on me, left that key in the car as i got out locking the doors

>>23158950
>buy a black one RETARD
Dying something you own is more innovative and is a learning experience. Also less wasteful if they dont want to wear a blue denim jacket again. Maybe mycroft really likes the style of their jacket and cant find it elsewhere

>>23155977
>the chicks are 50/50 when they're born
you can actually change this ratio by selectively removing pointy eggs from a broody hen. Of my chicks that reached adulthood, 4 were hens, 1 was a rooster and there might have been a 5th hen that died from... whatever chickens randomly die from (sometimes they just drop dead out of nowhere) but idk if it was egg laying or still too young but it looked like a hen
>>23155980
>after 5 years, about 160,000USD
not bad

>>23154205
>now sex or blowjobs
meant to say "no sex or blowjobs"

>>23121238
>windows 11 is garbage
i use windows 10 enterprise LTSC
its probably the best 'modern' windows

>>23111862
ive eaten deer, rabbit, groundhog and raccoon and i noticed everything tastes better when put into a grinder (breaks up tough gamey meat fibers)

>>23050677
>i already saved up 6k but i dont invest, i thought about buying gold though
>>23050702
>i dont have the interest to get into investing desu
if you get employed at an office or corporate job it would behoove you to look into their 401k plans, which typically match it in tiers
its like you put $1000 into a pot and your employer puts $1000 into the same pot. You can remove your $1000 any time but can't touch the employer's $1000 until you retire. Now do this automatically with every paycheck, like 3% or more of your income and its basically free money and i was laid off over half a year ago and its still growing despite neither myself nor my former employer contributing to it

>>106014629
>those are the lowest ones though wtf
lowest one of what?
but companies will also see 'oh the have a secret or top secret clearance' and that automatically gives you a bonus if they operate in a PCI or HIPAA environment

>>22984752
>pizza dough
ive made it before from scratch. Actually its better because you can put spices in it
>sushi
done that too, made the special sticky rice with a little bit of rice vinegar and sugar like the recipe says but im not the best at rolling so my nori (seaweed paper) was on the outside
>>22984837
>tomato sauce
just make it from fresh tomatoes, i grow tomatoes
>cheese from non-grass-fed cows
i dont have cows but mozzarella is literally one of the easiest cheeses to make (and ive made that from scratch too) you'd just have to worry about your milk source
>>22984837
>is the water you drink even fluoride-free?
buy spring water
or there is this amazing thing, called springs... water just pours out of the ground if you really dont trust 'spring water' in a store
>inb4 potential contamination from fracking

sure there is a bunch of mystery shit in our food, but if you are worried about a few things you're going to go down a schizo path and now everything pre-made is bad for you in your eyes

>>22979429
the only 'bread' in my house is burger buns and low calorie tortillas
i do have lots of eggs though. Actually too many eggs, as i have chickens
>on toast
when i do make egg and a piece of bread i do that thing where i cut a hole in the middle of the bread and cook and egg inside of it and the cutout hole is dipped in egg and cooked too

>>22929389
>>22929422
Now watch them do this with niggers and then get backstabbed, thats why you'd call them "christcucks"

>>22928430
i didnt give my virginity to him so he bullied me
it (my virginity) has since been taken via a nice year-lasting relationship
>>22928436
>Being a faggot probably
he's a bigger fag than me since he bottoms

>>105831956
>spend $400 on a 1tb sd card
>its actually a fake, has 128gb actual memory
>people wont know this is a thing or a problem until a few months in and they get write errors after a few months worth of putting things on it
>can no longer refund it
>chinks laugh their ass off and run off with your money
reminder to use fakeflashtest (or some other alternative if anons suggest it)

>>509665951
>>humans with no jobs and no money
>marked for extermination
except they only want to exterminate the white man
a bunch of idiots gobbling up whatever handouts they are thrown (welfare, UBI, etc) are way more useful a means to their end goal than a handful of half-smart white guys who step back and think "this is wrong". Actually that handful of white guys is a hinderrance...

>>22893597
>get high
i wanted a sleep aid

>>22891366
>reveals that satellites are just tech suspended by balloon
by the very definition of 'satellite', this is impossible. What you are referring to is weather instruments or some other balloon carried instrument that is NOT a satellite. A satelite is something ORBITING. If it requires a balloon then it is not orbiting and therefore not a satellite

>>22891371
>how are they observably moving at ten thousand miles an hour if its on a balloon?
They arent. But in order to maintain low earth orbit objects do have to be that fast.


Fun fact: in order to improve HF signals the US military carried out an operation that involved dumping ~ half a billion copper needles into low earth orbit to act as an ionosphere

>>22886804
>ywnhascbbf
i accomplish most of my goals, at least the ones that matter

>>22873034
>just get on it
>it really isnt difficult
to clarify with >>22873025
it depends on your standards
re.zero.swedish.Regulus_Corneas poster is satisfied with fucking older women. If you arent okay with older women, perhaps who have hit menopause state it will be a bit different

>>22866557
Find a place you wouldnt mind settling down in and look for 'multifamily' properties for sale. Think a house or any building that is sectioned off into at least two distinct and metered residencies. What you'd do is purchase the property and live in one of the residencies and a lot of the time, there already is an existing tenant living and paying to reside in the other residency.

I've seen many properties for sale where this is the case and the amount the existing tenants are paying is about the cost of monthly payments for a 20 or 30 year mortgage; the existing tenant just doesnt have the financial stability to purchase the property themself or desire to maintain it. So you are essentially becoming a landlord, moving into a property that you maintain like any other homeowner but living there is essentially free because you share the home you bought. And no, you dont actually share living space with the tenant, you have to walk outside to access the tenants part, everyone gets their own bathrooms and kitches and there is no way for them to enter your space without your key.

I've been looking into properties like this but i already have a house so it would be just to add to my financial portfolio and give me the income of 2+ tenants instead of 1 tenant with me living there and the rental income paying for the mortgage

>>105697911
Any enclosed printer from Bambulabs, with that extra money you could get one that can hold and print 3 different spools. Get PLA and Nylon is sturdier than ABS. These things are ridiculously "plug and play", there isnt any dicking with it like you would an ender printer.

t. bambulabs p1s owner

if you don't know how to 3d model and want to make designs incredibly easily, use Google Sketchup 2017. There is no 'pushing' or 'pulling' objects but you use precise measurements to create geometry. There is an extension that lets you export to stl for 3d printing

>>22861461
people who dye their hair
i like my natural hair color (gray at an incredibly early age)

>>22850276
>literally makes no sense from an evolutionary or social standpoint
it does, if you're a failed male and want a better life and the top is competent and successful

>>507872715
>>Unlike US and China, which has ZERO shelters for us at all.
There is literally a fallout shelter within an 8 min drive from me, but desu i've never inspected or inquired about it, just observed the signs signifying its existence

The fact that the US is so fucking massive is a security/defensive measure in and of itself. A lot of key infrastructure is placed outside of high population zones, so you have to either destroy it and have a massive population to deal with or destroy a population and have to deal with the capabilities of a functioning infrastructure.

its literally a lose-lose scenario

>>22820554
>date with an amish girl
i dont believe you. Not only is the amish population basically non-existent on the west coast, but they only do things with other members of their community. Now 'sometimes' they want to unfuck their genepool and will pay for you to knock up their daughters but thats typically done with a sheet with a hole cut into it so nobody sees eachother and no skin touches.

Either you or the woman you are supposedly going to see are lying