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>>106009551 (OP)
first

>>106009536
Make sure to implement the feature where the whole UI shifts around after 1 second.
Nothing can possibly be worse than current UI trends.

>>106009542
He's a lying skype

gm /twg/
get to work i guess

>office wants me in the office 3x per week
>go 1x per week for months on end
>nobody cares

>>106009586
>gm
It's 4pm retard

>>106009637
bro are you in greenland?

>>106009637
No saaar it's 8pm

>>106009621
They’ll use that against you when layoffs happen

learn a trade

Are you a new Canadian and finding it hard to keep up financially? Maybe we can help each other out discretely and have some fun in the process. Clean, professional male here. Send photo and a little about you. Needs to be at your place. Thanks!

They're putting my first project I worked on for the past 5 months into production next week

>>106009551 (OP)

Why babysitting a retarded AI can be a rewarding career option.

I ran into a jeet job scam so I'm signing their fake recruiting address up for like 35k newsletters

Why don't tech companies pay a living wage anymore? It is literally impossible to live on less than 1M$/year

>>106010317
I was told I live in the land of prosperity

>>106010317
The idea is to keep everyone desperate, anon. The more people who are essentially slaves, the better, is the mindset.

>>106010088
checked
The most rewarding moment of my career so far was when the payment system i was team-lead on was launched into production by the bank that contracted the company for the job. I learned a lot by having a peek behind the courtain that i did not have when i was a regular developer working on similar projects and i got a lot more confidence in my decisions once i got to be the final ok in the chain.

How do I get a job

>>106010667
Know from the age of 14 that you want to be a code monkey and work everyday to get into a prestigious school that can get you internships at top tech companies.

.

>>106010686
rip in piss ozzy

>>106010667
do >>106010685 but also have rich parents and be born in 1979 so you can get free time on a supercomputer in an era where most people don't even have their own personal computer

also have a 91 ft vertical leap

>>106010686
people on linkedin are so laughable. they twist everything and anything to get internet points for being good marketing goys.

>>106010723
damn why didn't he just play basketball instead of the nerd shit?

Stuck in a toxic environment but I'm paid "enough" and work remotely. wtf am I supposed to do? I feel like shit every day, work is always on my mind even during my free time and I'm going crazy

>>106010739
no local plumbers league to score 200 points a game against

>>106010901
Nigger you work remotely how the fuck is your environment toxic? Start looking for other jobs if you feel that way.

>lead
>lead
>senior
>lead
>senior
>senior
>Sr.
>lead
>senior
>lead
>lead
>Sr.

>>106010937
People are being dicks in every way, every single thing you do or not do, they will treat you like shit just because they can.
Even if remotely, when the backstabbing goes on for months on end it takes a toll on you. It really feels like everyone hates me and that I'm unwelcome even if I work my ass off and have to spoonfeed everyone. It doesn't help I'm a social retard but I don't deserve to be treated like shit just because I need an income.

>>106010143
BASED

>>106010991
I've seen companies where lead engineers with years of leadership experience retain their title but are joining as measly code monkey devs kek

>>106011001
That’s because tech has no job security now more than ever. People want you gone because it’s the only way to give themselves more value. Don’t take it personally, use it as motivation to get better and make yourself more important. Things are cutthroat now so just embrace it and get on your manager’s good side. The only people confident they’ll still have a job in a year are people who aren’t paying attention.

Guys, why did you lie to me? Kotlin is fun.

>making a ton of progress
>Feeling motivated
>Leadership asked for a demo today
>All motivation to work gone
I don't know why but I never want to work on the product when people want to see the product. Never know what could happen.

>>106011286
No it's not.

>>106010106
>Why babysitting a retarded AI can be a rewarding career option.
You have to admit it is cool people can actually complain about that. We've got AI, we've got Trump as president arguing with a guy who wants to do interplanetary space travel. Electric vehicles (and very soon flying electric vehicles) are mainstream. We are really living in the future, it just sucks way more than we thought it would.

>>106011465
Still no cunnybots and life extension tho

>>106011286
fun to write, less fun to read what others wrote

>>106011367
>>106011610
Imagine getting filtered by kotlin lmfao. In terms of syntax readability kotlin is as close to perfection as it gets (as long as you don't fall into the javatard SuperLongCamelCaseInterfaceName trap)

>>106011465
>We've got AI

meds

lol

>>106011916
MIGA
I
G
A

I want to end my life

>>106011916
I hate this fucking Drumpftarded economy. Everything Trey and Matt said during that hilarious episode of South Park™ last night was right about this microdick pedophile.

my boss (and only real coworker) doesn't know how to use git and it's driving me fucking nuts
commits generated files, merges instead of rebasing, commits changes that are local to his workflow, leaves commented out shit all over the place, it's a complete mess

i'm pretty new so I gotta figure out how to politely tell him he's being a complete shitter

>>106011916
Man, I really wonder what's going on there.
A lot of senior devs say new people can't even code coming out of college, and recommend you do certs and projects while in college to get experience.
People elsewhere say that tech just isn't hiring, or they're hiring H1B for 80-90% of what an american college student is asking.
Are college students asking too much, or are colleges just not teaching enough, or what's going on?

>>106012006
The job market for tech has become too competitive in the US due to high wages, downsizing from covid, AI helping create more code, H1B and various other factors.
Other continents and countries are affected aswell but to a small degrees because they didn't pay ludicrous US wages.

>>106011952
don't do it, your programming language of choice might get amazing new features soon. if it's c++, go ahead i guess lol

>>106012006
>New people can't code

I keep hearing this

>Tfw you get passed over for a zoomer that vibed his way thru a degree and is actually useless.

>>106012006
All of it is going on
>decline in quality of education (it's literally easier than ever to get a degree, so masters becomes sort of a basis requirement)
>massive numbers of graduates
>massive numbers of foreign "talent"
>ai hype leads to companies thinking they don't need half their workforce
And so on

>>106012114
So I shouldn't go back to school to get a CS degree and get into cyber security?

>>106012169
No, it's pointless.

>>106012169
You should, just don't expect your ass getting kissed for it. Those times are long over. It's more of a basic requirement now, just like job experience itself

>>106011701
I can write kotlin just fine. Doesn't mean it's not shit.

>>106012243
So what reading issues do you have with it? Can you even show me an unreadable segment of kotlin code? (Hard mode: no retarded function/variable naming to make it appear unreadable)

Age discrimination should be legal.

>>106012293
I sometimes feel like a big reason why I haven't been put into lead roles yet is because I'm literally too young despite cooding (and being really good at it) for the good part of a decade
>anon what year are you born/how old are you?
>omg 99/26??? Daaaamn anon i feel ooold now, youre still so young
Fuck off

can't decide what i hate more: my job or myself

>>106012332
My past self suffered immensily just to get me to where I am today. My potential was pretty low to begin with in retrospective and I still managed to break through that ceiling. That is how I've learned to forgive myself. Still, not a reason not to try even harder going forward.

>>106012279
Kucklin is shit for the same reason everything else nuDevs create is shit.
You're constantly trying to solve problems that were never a problem to begin with using a bunch of bullshit nobody asked for complicating what could have been easily readable code into a nightmare. See every JavaScript framework when you're just trying to display data on a table. See faggy decorators that turn clear lines of logic into magic bullshit that now requires me to learn your gay made up terminology just to know what a "bean" is. Fuck engineers.

infix fun Int.and(b: Int) = this + b

val Int.kissMyAssTimes: String
get() = "kiss my ass $this times"

fun kissMyAssTimes(a: Int, b: Int) = (a and b).kissMyAssTimes

>>106012293
It is. You can legally discriminate on the grounds that somebody is too young (up to 40) but not too old (above 40). Being young is not a protected status.
You DID watch the HR training video, right anon?

>>106011547
there are, theyre just not for you cuz ur a poorfag

>>106012374
>language gives you freedom
>write retarded shit
>"WTF this language sucks!!! I can't read what I wrote because I wrote retarded shit!"
Many such cases. Maybe go is more your lane kek

>>106012006
We’ve all lived the nightmare. A new developer shows up at work, and you try to be welcoming, but he can’t seem to get up to speed; the questions he asks reveal basic ignorance; and his work, when it finally emerges, is so kludgey that it ultimately must be rewritten from scratch by more competent people. And yet his interviewers—and/or the HR department, if your company has been infested by that bureaucratic parasite—swear that they only hire above-average/A-level/top-1% people.

It’s a big problem, especially now. There’s a boom on. I get harassing emails from recruiters every day. Everyone’s desperate to hire developers…but developers are not fungible. A great coder can easily be 50 times more productive than a mediocre one, while bad ones ultimately have negative productivity. Hiring one is a terrible mistake for any organization; for a startup, it can be a catastrophic company-killer. So how can it happen so often?

Like many of the hangovers that haunt modern software engineering, this is ultimately mostly Microsoft’s fault. Back when they were the evil empire where everyone secretly wanted to work, they were famous for their “brain-teaser” interview questions – Why are manhole covers round? – and, of course, they asked new university graduates about computer science theory; “Write me a binary search.”

Let me offer a humble proposal: don’t interview anyone who hasn’t accomplished anything. Ever. Certificates and degrees are not accomplishments; I mean real-world projects with real-world users. There is no excuse for software developers who don’t have a site, app, or service they can point to and say, “I did this, all by myself!” in a world where Google App Engine and Amazon Web Services have free service tiers, and it costs all of $25 to register as an Android developer and publish an app on the Android Market.

>>106012006
what certs and projects?

>>106012420
I happen to be an expert when it comes to life extension and to this date there is no therapy that works better than a bunch of heart and diabetes meds taken together preventively.

>>106012362
>perk unlocked: the human condition

>>106012374
same energy as people who hate powershell because they dont realize they can list a directory's contents without nine C# .NET calls

>>106012374
Are you unironically complaining about a language having infix and extension functions? Or what is that code supposed to show

>>106012488
Why does it have to be so verbose? My productivity will never recover from typing so many extra characters.

>>106012362
the problem is my life has been shit pretty much the whole time, but not so bad that i'm forced to do something about it. I'm just comfortably miserable enough that i let it continue, because i'm so pathetic. I guess if things got worse, I'd either get off my ass and fix it, or maybe not, maybe i'd just roll over an die
this fucking job is not helping though, i'm so fucking tired

>>106012507
>literally a feature to improve readability
>verbose
???
Often something like myString.transformToSomething() makes much more sense than transformToSomething.
Same goes for infix, so "a" joinWith "b" vs joinWith("a", "b")

>>106012571
>transformToSomething.
Meant transformToSomething(myString) ofc

>>106012544
You're gonna make it

>>106009551 (OP)
Hello anons, I am a junior web dev but after 2 years in, I think I'd like to grow into the devops role. However, I can not find a reliable course/video that shows what you actually need to learn and where to learn it. All they say is you need to learn the tools but no specific order or anything it's kind of confusing. Anyone that could point me to something that helped them transition into devops ?

>>106012199
So it's like any other degree now. Kind of what I was expecting.
>>106012437
Man. What I've been told to expect from multiple people now is in addition to CS degree you need:
compTIA A+, Network+, Linux+, and Security+ by the time you're out of school and CISSP, CISA/CISM, GSEC, and OSCP for cyber security by the time you've been in the workforce for 4 years.
You should also be contributing to github and possibly be doing bounties - not necessarily paid ones but basically enough to show that you can do more than just have certs and a degree.
>>106012431
I've heard this a lot. People want portfolios. Which is kind of why I don't understand the emphasis on people with degrees over people with certs and github contributions.

>>106012678
You’re never going to make it

>>106012682
>compTIA A+, Network+, Linux+, and Security+ by the time you're out of school and CISSP, CISA/CISM, GSEC, and OSCP for cyber security by the time you've been in the workforce for 4 years.
Isn't that all IT shit?

>>106012571
if you weren't a jeet you wouldn't need "syntactic sugar" to make code "readable" you would be able to read it natively.

>>106012693
Yeah that’s why it’s used as a filter, you have actually know stuff beyond leetcode

>>106012431
>Can't get up to speed.
Why can't I (>>106012102)
get hired. I have already proven myself. I want to shoot myself continually hearing about incompetent new grads getting jobs and not making the cut, meanwhile I've got 3 solid YoE and have been unemployed for 8mo

>>106012693
>>106012682
>compTIA A+, Network+, Linux+, and Security+ by the time you're out of school and CISSP, CISA/CISM, GSEC, and OSCP
Being an it janny is not Tech Work lmao get the fuck out of here you retarded swarthoid

>>106012693
Yes, he's a retarded jeet that can't tell the difference between being an hr roasty's outlook janitor and actually working in Tech.

>>106012693
> for cyber security
... do you know anything about cyber security?

>>106012713
>IT isn’t tech
It’s about to be the only tech work left lmfao

>>106012708
Perhaps it's that you're stupid? And you don't even know anything about A1? You're the reason we have to hire from India to get real Tech Workers.

>>106012685
Still I'd like to try even if I end up failing

>>106012740
I doubt it considering you aren’t smart enough to look up job postings for what you’re thinking of pivoting to and researching what they’re looking for. Just search for DevOps and take notes

>>106012698
It's obvious you've never worked on anything relevant in your life lmfao. Here's a really basic scenario where extension functions become almost necessary: stream operations.
val result = numbers
.asSequence()
.filter { it % 2 == 0 }
.map { it * 2 }
.sum()


Looks clean concise and readable right? And this is just a really basic example. Now try doing advanced transformation stuff without extension functions and nobody will fucking see through anything anymore.

>>106012713
>Gets a job in cybersecurity
>doesn't know how to run a linux server
>can only make shitty apps with swift
>HURR I AM THE GATEKEEPER
please stop posting.

This thread is for software engineers, not IT jeets.

>>106012755
I did search for devops but everyone tells something different besides some common points which I've already started to look into. Also, I did look up job postings and that's what helped me the most so you're right about that. Thanks for the insight. I just have a hard time finding courses that seem actually well made

>>106012785
Seething jeet webshitter MALDING that he got called out as being a janny. Lol. Lmao. Stay poor while I make the big TC reverse engineering your shitty "apps" and taking a little off the top for myself taking your credit card numbers, jeet.

>>106012800
>/twg/ - Tech Workers General
>Tech News & Industry Insights
>Software Development & Programming
>IT Operations & Infrastructure
imagine being this mad that you make 60k a year destroying a start up and some jeet is out there making more than twice your income playing on an emulator while babysitting an updating server.
You're the reason jeets are finding space in this country.

>>106012632
make it into what?

>>106012833
>>IT Operations & Infrastructure
That's only in the OP so I can know when Teams is down and I can take the day off for real. If you're an IT monkey you need to leave.

Meta wants to interview me. What do

>>106011547
>cunnybots
Hook a bus servo up to a fleslight and shove it in a sex doll.
OoOh sex robots.
It's not that interesting. Hiring strippers off the web at whim to watch you jerk off is more interesting than that.

>>106012006
The rest of the economy has been going through this, it's just finally gotten bad enough that it's hit the final group who values socialization least: tech.

No one wants to socialize anymore.

>coworker out of office
>now its just me by myself managing 4 offices where everything is outsources to indians
we're grinding bros

>>106012428
>Write retarded shit
You mean I'm on a team filled with tryhards that love the latest things™ and shit up code trying to add it to everything.

>>106012877
>No one wants to socialize anymore.
>Meta alone has a market capitalization at 1.8 trillion dollars
???

>>106012571
>Improve readability
You're on crack.

>>106012898
>latest things
>there since the beginning
Latest things would be something like context parameters, you disingenuous retard.

Should I get a masters in ECE to future proof my programming job from pajeet outsourcing? Specifically VLSI or is that market dead?

>>106012765
GOOD MORNING SAAR
>imagine using all that shit when for loops are easier to read and faster
Fuck you.
var sum = 0
for (number in numbers) {
if (number % 2 == 0) {
sum += number * 2
}
}
val result = sum

>>106012933
>2016 is the beginning for zoom zoom jeets
Christ help us.

>>106012939
NOOOOOOO THIS IS TOO ABSTRACT IT DOESNT HAVE CLEAR WORDS FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND EASILY

>>106012939
Switch is more performant.

>>106012937
Yes, you should get your Early Childhood Education cert. Teach those kids how to code...

>>106012957
And that's why the new things for the sake of being new is so fucking terrible. This is why windows keeps getting slower and slower. A bunch of dumb jeets circle jerking over syntactical sugar that's impossible to read or debug and somehow manages to be slower than just rawdogging a forloop.
public static int sumDoubledEvens(int[] numbers) {
int sum = 0;
for (int n : numbers) {
switch (n % 2) {
case 0:
sum += n * 2;
break;
default:
// odd -> do nothing
}
}
return sum;
}

>>106012957
>Kotlin
>Switch statements
He doesn't know

>>106012939
>babby too retarded to understand that stream operations differ from for loops
Please get out of this thread. You're only allowed to coneback when you can explain what lazy evaluation is

>>106012956
>TOO ABSTRACT
do you even understand what abstract is?,you piece of shit, the other functional code was more abstract, the imperative approach is less abstract.

>chips?

>>106012991
Why are you using kotlin you retarded jeet?

>>106013015
>Baby too midwit to write a regular loop that's more performant
DO NOT REDEEM

>>106013025
This whole argument started because some anon wants us to believe kotlin isn't shit that exists to add complexity where it's not needed.

>>106013025
Kotlin is mainly used by advanced civilisations

>>106012957
Electrical & computer engineering anon

>>106013118
Electrical ""engineers"" are not Tech Workers and "computer engineering" is a useless degree. Certificates and degrees are not accomplishments. If you want to stand out, just build a portfolio.

>noooo dont use this language made by autistic Russians and Czechs, it has too many abstractions
>you should try golang instead, now THAT is pure simplicity

>>106013156
C# is all we ever needed. If the language holds your hand on null pointers then it's doing too much. C++ if you really want to be a man.

>>106012006
The Tech BUbble has popped. And the best part is, its only going to get worse.

Americans are just going to have to get used to working shit jobs for low pay like the rest of the world does.

>>106013187
>c#
Just as much slop as Java except now you also have to deal with Visual Studio and .NET. I guess if you're into masochism
>C++
Sure it gives you a shitton of freedom but THE definition of feature bloat. It obviously has its place in the programming world, unlike c#

why the fuck is meta hiring so much? are we all gonna get fired in 6 months?

>>106009551 (OP)
Ralph is pure, don't make fun of Ralph.

>>106013268
>Pure
Did you know he's a result of cuckolding?

>>106013021
Why don't you take your AI slop and shove it up your ass?

>>106013278
I don't think you even understand what words mean anymore, nice job getting skullfucked by Indians on /pol/.

>>106013297
It's literally canon now anon

life is already hell why do boomers and gen xers have to make it even worse

>company is rapidly expanding
>half my day is meetings after meetings
>this is slowly increasing
>most of what I do is being offloaded to the others, so I don't have much to do anymore
>spend most of the day jacking off and watching YouTube videos
I think I understand those "Life in the Day of a Tech Worker" videos now.

>>106013390
I really don't get corpos sometimes. Our team is insanely overstaffed, and we don't really plan on expanding, but instead of giving raises to ensure employee satisfaction and loyalty (or just firing some people if you wanna be pragmatic evil), management wants to hire even MORE high level devs.
If we get one more staff engineer I unironically don't know what he's supposed to do kek. There is literally nothing he could be doing right now

>>106013390
Those videos weren't completely accurate either. At most these do nothings did atleast 2 things correct to keep their jobs. Show up on time and do what's asked of them, but literally nothing more, no other motivations, never asking questions, never asking for more work, never doing more than what is ordered ever.

>>106012169
>degree
LMAO
>degree helps getting into cybersec
LMFAO
cybersec is basically a dice roll my nigga, degree would only help if you attend CTF events and win AND NETWORK

>>106013844
>he doesnt want to win
oof. weird admission there bud

>>106014130
are you mentally deficient

>>106013434
he increases line go up

>>106014152
>he doesn't want to win CTF comps
>he doesn't want to network with people in his community
>he doesn't want to do anything
>he's a do nothing bitch whinning in a linux fetish forum
I think you're projecting a bit

>>106014214
nta but
>degree
>to win CTFs
>to network with infosec people
he's right, you must be retarded.

wanna get a job in infosec? do the OSCP and get a few CVEs/release some 0days. you'll have your 5 minutes of fame and someone will hire you.

>>106014235
>want a 40k/yr job updating av for some boomer's shopify outlet? literally hack microsoft

>>106014235
> nta
> is that anon
> thinks the order is college degree > CTF > networking > fame
You get your certs and learn CTF and network while you're in college. You're there for 4 fucking years.

i falsified vaxx passports during coof and clone hotel keys and bus passes, wheres my cybersec job

> leave these faggots for the client I'm contracted to because Accenture pays me what the client would pay me as a fucking graduate
> get a nice pay bump
> other dev stays with them
> I find out I now earn more than that dev despite him having 3 years of experience on top of me and is a better dev than I am
What's with this fucking company? Do they not want to retain talent lmao?

>>106014284
in prison where you belong

I spent an hour today going in circles on something with Claude until I realized the pajeets (unnecessarily of course) copied a bunch of components, renamed them, used those instead, and never deleted the old no longer used ones. So even with AI, jeets still ruin everything.

>>106014321
no. their business model is to churn through jeets and desperate wh*te students so they can skim wages from businesses that dont know better

>>106014321
> one dev leaves
> 45 more qualified in queue ready to sign on for less than we were paying old dev
> old dev complains on 4chan
they're still winning

>>106014321
>leave these faggots for the client I'm contracted to
You can do that?

>>106014329
Funny part is watching the managers seethe as senior devs get poached away
No fucking shit they're leaving
>>106014343
they might kick up a stink but I just left for 3 months and came back, even then I doubt they'd really do much about it

>>106014248
now you're projecting im literally busy adding analytics to my site so fuck off schizo

we love c# and .net here

>>106014442
> adding analytics to my site
are you 12?

>>106014463
ah yes because 12yo care about analytics epic burn my dude your cyber sec brain must be so huge. the schizo part makes sense but you should work on your communication skills.

>>106014244
>offensive security
>40k/yr
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>106014248
>> thinks the order is college degree > CTF > networking > fame
read again, you fucking retard. as the other anon said, college is useless.
let me know when you can get a CVE and the OSCP out of college lmao

>>106014514
>he also cannot read
>missed the compTIA certs in college
>other certs after
no wonder the jeets are taking over.

>>106010667
>How do I get a job
Join the military in an IT field and go from there
That usually gives you access to free college for 4 years and things like the GI Bill.

IT in the military means you get a secret or top secret clearance, so that opens doors to businesses that do contract work with/for the military
Even if down the line you get a job that doesnt require a clearance so you end up losing it, there are still businesses run by nothing but white guys, usually former ex-military and they'll hire you and maybe even give you a free handie if you're also military and sound incredibly autistic about some niche thing they are looking into. Like, if you can just talk and talk and talk about specific shit and then bullshit as well in the interview it will make their cocks drip

I heard companies used to give feedback after interviews?
Any interview I've ever done I either got an offer or got a generic copy+paste rejection email

>>106014576
>a secret or top secret clearance,
those are the lowest ones though wtf

>>106014629
>those are the lowest ones though wtf
lowest one of what?
but companies will also see 'oh the have a secret or top secret clearance' and that automatically gives you a bonus if they operate in a PCI or HIPAA environment

what the fuck is the point of having a documentation team if they don't know how to use what the fuck they're documenting.

>>106014574
>compTIA
some useless meme that no one will ever consider except for SOC monkey maybe?
do you really not understand the difference between deffensive and offensive security? do you even know what a vulnerablity is?

>>106014691
to investigate what they are using and document how to use it so other people know how to use it too?
idk, sometimes it do be like that

>certs
all you really need is a good resume full of experience and a firm handshake

>get teams message from pajeeta
>have had to show her to use the internal software my team and I developed a few times in the past
>”hi, how can I add [department] cz they didnt receive the emails cz I didnt select the departmenet but mentioned info related to [department]”
>???
>have no idea what she’s talking about
>realize after a bit of back and forth she apparently sent out an important email but forgot to cc one of the relevant departments
>and is asking me what to do for some reason
>reply “Uhh, I’d just resend it or ask your project manager”
>”Okay sure”
>”plz let me know if u have any update over this thanks.”

Today at work I was in a big meeting, hundreds of people sitting at multiple tables, some leaders at the front going through powerpoint decks... it was all a big waste of time but there was free food so whatever. Anyway... I was sitting near the back, because I don't want to get noticed, and across the aisle from me was some woman in a short summer dress. And as she kept fidgeting in her seat, crossing/uncrossing her legs, shifting her weight... the bottom of her dress kept riding up and up her leg. By the end of the meeting, I could almost see the side of her butt. I'm pretty sure from the angle that I was the only one who could see, so I'm like... wtf, is she doing this on purpose to tease me, or is she just a complete fucking ditz? I have no idea who she was. I fucking hate this job.

>>106014838
why are all the stories posted here about anons trying to understand women?

intel is laying off most of its staff and switching to government contracts only lol.

>>106014691
jobs program

The jeet scam is finally ending.

>>106015080
holy shit please
I'll forget about the Epstein shit if you just do this Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c

>>106014955
If we understood women we'd be fucking them instead of spending so much time working on technical crap.

Is 29 too old to go back to uni for something more compsci/dev focused? I already graduated with a BA in cybersecurity but it's only gotten me sysadmin work. After 8 years of doing the same shit I want to do something different

>>106014955
Ever since they allowed women into the workplace, it's become part of the job, essentially...

>>106015351
You already have a degree. You don't need a second one. If you want to do more dev work go buy orielly books, install a compiler, and do some dev work.

A lot of open source projects will even straight up pay you per merged PR.

>>106010143
very nice anon.

>>106012833
go update this server, it's the trash you live in!

Work just hired a new incompetent junior level shitskin and the dude's name is literally raghead but spelled "Raghed."
When my boss introduced him I literally lol'd and thought he was joking and temporarily lost his mind and made a racist joke or something, but no that's literally his name and no one else even reacted and just looked at me funny.
Not sure how to recover or if I even want to at this point.

>>106015080
>>106015106
God damn it will you idiots stop fucking falling for it.

>>106014576
this anon knows ball

>>106015351
use something like teachyourselfcs to put together a curriculum and start writing code asap to build practical skills and supplement with theoretical material for muh rigor (of course it's just plain fun too)
automate your entire sysadmin job while you're at it

>>106009551 (OP)
Does anyone know how to create a file upload component with drag and drop from scratch anymore without looking things up? How about troubleshooting? How about the time it takes to actually type the code. Why wouldn’t anyone just ask an agent to make it then fine tune? Future is looking grim. This is like people who spend their entire lives learning a language. That’s literally already a solved problem.

>>106015552
I don't think it would happen, but god damn do I wish it would.

>>106015694
>ball
i am not familiar with this lingo does it imply that i know something or i know nothing

I’ve been casually job searching for 2 years. Never got to the final round. Do I need to take some alternative approach and during an interview start talking about how if I don’t get a job I’m gonna hero?

>>106015881
You just have like a 0.3% (That's 30 basis points not 3 percent) chance of going from application to offer so you need to absolutely spray and pray or just become an entrepreneur.

>>106015080
this is like the fifth time in his FIRST YEAR BACK that he's promised this

>>106015521
That's the most immature thing I ever heard, you can't be serious.

>>106015877
It means you know the game
Fucking autistic avatarfag

>>106015984
>autistic
yes
>avatarfag
yes
>It means you know the game
I can only respond in metaphore.
I don't know the game, but it was my turn to get off the bench and I hit a ball and I thought "ok now what" and I heard people shout "run" and next thing you know im doing something right.
It helps having good benchwarmers. "What are you going to do" and ngl the military was just an answer to a question i didnt know the answer to. Thats like saying, "I'm stepping up to the plate". Well, of course you are, you are up next.

I was never an IT guy growing up, and not knowing what i wanted and joining i think it helped me discover what I wanted and might be good at.

if you know what you want it will help, and if you dont know what you want it still helps.

Will AI be able to write and peer review safety critical firmware while evaluating the presence of electromechanical interlocks?

From what I hear, the onus and liability is more on the reviewer

>>106012800
>>106012836
code monkey cope

>>106015829
If I were to do it in win32/c++, I would definitely google it.

Then find
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/449872/how-drag-and-drop-of-files-is-done

Then I would know COM is probably cancer and go with DragAcceptFiles.

>"This is the enigma of success in an industry that has no franchise value”
>"Progress isn’t linear. It’s dynamic, sometimes dissonant, and always demanding."

goodnight /twg/

migabros... are we back or am I falling for it again?

How in the fuck do I communicate in simple terms that stressing me out will not make me work faster? Two days after I finished vomiting and shitting my guts out calling me pressuring me about deadlines isn't going to do jack fucking shit except piss me off. If you want it done get off my nuts. I'd just as soon quit as I would work when I want to smash something. I said I'm ready to start now dammit if that's not good enough then you can have the opposite.

>>106017116
It clearly seems to work on you tho kek

>>106017155
Well I'm not working nor in any mood to do so so obviously not. I woke up feeling fine. No more grinding pains in my stomach. I woke up at a reasonable time not being unable to sleep because I was woken up at various times in the middle of the night because of pain. I ate actual meals. A return to the routine. I sent my wife back home to be with her family for the weekend. No distractions. Able to work in peace. That was the plan until that phone call went and fucked it all up. It further served to disrupt the intended return to the routine because I was getting ready to eat then my resulting rage delayed it. So it's just another disruption to add to a long list to all the ones that resulted from natural causes.

>>106009551 (OP)
It's spelled vAiB coding

>>106010732
Im nuking linkedin next week

>>106015984
>Fucking autistic avatarfag
Tautology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9P83Nl6D1M

>>106017589
>>106017272
shit, it's VÆB

>>106011361
perhaps you are akiosexual, join the cool kids alphabet group

>zoom wants to unmute because it detected I lost my cool in the 3rd hour of some useless agile mtg and started swearing at the retards for fun

bros...

>>106012431
so close but yet so far. Indeed, devs are not fungible. A guy who can be a 10x in a team suited to his skills and way of working can be a -1x in a different team or even a -10x out of spite because he received a laughable 3% raise and now hates your guts. This Matrix level human battery theory of work does not apply to knowledge workers.

people like to work with their own kin. Who looks, speaks and thinks the way they do. If you want to hire competent people make your top guy have a 20 min chat with the applicant without all this code-waterboarding-as-an-excuse-to-confirm-initial-bias nonsense. As long as he is incentivized* to identify the right people your hit rate will be much better

*t. someone charged with hiring people but exclusively trying to make the jeetest of them pass because screw these guys

>>106017773
>people like to work with their own kin. Who looks, speaks and thinks the way they do
The all-round best developer i have ever had the pleasure of working with is a slav who speaks barely B2 english, not only because he's extremely competent but also fun and kind and genuine

>>106012986
>not checking input for nullity
>not using bitwise and shift operations
>using int for accumulation
>using embarrassingly single threaded sequential operations

everyone failed

>>106010106
Better than babysitting jeets, believe me.

>>106017860
>not using memory address manipulation
>not building a custom integrated high performant circuit solely for this operation
You also failed

>>106017803
Should have worded it better. I'm not necessarily talking about physical traits but also personality and character.

Is a computer engineering degree worth it? I already have 3 years of experience in software but im having trouble landing a job since I don't have a degree. I don't know how to do anything else except be a code monkey but I fucking hate this field and want to be able to pivot to something else if it keeps getting worse.
I don't want to lock myself into a CS degree but I don't want to do something completely unrelated either.

>>106009785
Eat shit, nigger.

>>106012374
that actually looks fun to write nice small and clean - does that work for operator overloading

>>106015080
Benchod bloody basterd. Does anyone here knows woman in the US for Marriage? I need to go to US before Trump stop sirs.

Jeets are such insufferable cancerfaggots man they can't go one day without randomly breaking shit in production

>>106015351
You have more glaring issues to work on bro for instance still being a catfaggot at age 29. You're not a teen anymore start acting your age you gross man child.

No one wants to work anymore. Kids these days have no Gumption or Courage... Mike Rowe was right, please tag in Mike Row, save us Mike Rowe..>!!!

>it's another "IT monkeys wont give me full admin rights on the network" episode
I literally make 200k more than them to code, why don't they trust me to install python by myself? I've looked up the IT guys at my office and the only one that even has a github account is just full of powershell jeetery.

>>106018237
python is a scripting language as well lilbro

>>106018165
>does that work for operator overloading
Yes
operator fun Point.inc() = Point(x + 1, y + 1)
var p = Point(4, 2)
println(++p)
>Point(x=5, y=3)

Kotlin is pretty kino because the very strong set of overloading, genetics, extension and infix functions allows your code to be abstracted on such an insanely high way it can look like plain English. In fact, some library DSLs basically do look like English

interviewed some dude this morning and he gave me his resume LAMINATED like a menu at a chinese restaurant

>>106013434
It justifies the existence and importance of managers. someone is begging for more headcount so they can use it in their next performance review to get a salary increase or promotion. output doesn't matter as individual output can't be quantified.

>>106018237
only brahmins and kshatriyas are allowed to touch python

>>106018312
Dangerously based. Hire him

>>106018323
don't forget hire to fire https://www.inc.com/jason-aten/amazons-controversial-hire-to-fire-practice-reveals-a-brutal-truth-about-management.html

>>106018362
Except in my company nobody is getting fired that's the weird thing
People either leave voluntarily or they have to fuck up super bad

>>106018362
does AWS still hire anyone even if you don't have a degree?

>>106018030
computer engineering degree is basically just a computer science degree
It maybe makes you more qualified to do embedded work

>>106009551 (OP)
If they actually released this, it'd better use a Cowbird on the cover.

I think I built up a resistance to melatonin
I popped one every day this week and couldn't get any sleep still
It used to work pretty much 100% of the time

>>106015552
>>106015952
It's been six months Nick.

>>106018501
How many mg u taking

>>106018513
5mg
it used to always work

>>106018517
You started on 5 mg????

>>106018521
its what I could find at target

>>106012804
nigger don't search youtube, search indeed

>>106018533
you could have eaten a smaller portion of the candy bro

>>106018501

use jamieson melatonin. it has 5mg long acting and 5mg short acting so it puts you to sleep then keeps you asleep.

>>106018291
that's fuckin nice, how's the tooling and testing suite?
i got put off by scala last time because everytime running the sbt or abt or some shit test suite requires like 5s start up before the test runs.
better question, what's the biggest irk you have with the lang?

how do you square that people can process 1 billion rows under a second if they put in some effort https://github.com/gunnarmorling/1brc yet ''senior''' "architects'" certified $dayjob would come up with some event driver async abomination split over multiple services because it is a 'hard' problem.

Are you guys excited to meet pooja?

>>106018706
Because 1 billion rows thing is super fast per row. If you're processing a billion points of data and that takes even 50ms per data point to process, you'd want to be able to distribute that load across servers

For me, melatonin didn't really help me fall asleep, but it was miraculous when it came to helping me _stay_ asleep.

>>106018665
>what's the biggest irk you have with the lang?
It kinda depends on the context you use it in. As a standalone language there's not really much to complain about, but kotlin is also used in environments like Android where legacy javashit can fuck up your day. The migration to kotlin 2.x or more specifically kotlin 2.2.0 was a total mess because all the libraries you use on android like hilt or moshi couldn't keep up with the kotlin/ksp changes.
For backend purposes it's much comfier, and it only gets even more comfy if you use kotlin-only stuff so no springbootslop or something like that.
If I had to pick a biggest irk in that area, then it's the fact that jetbrains isn't really a gigacorpo, so they can't always keep up with the shitton of projects they start. Kotlin itself is really well maintained, but the more specific you get, the worse the maintenance gets basically. Some obscure shit like markdown parsers for example gets rarely updated

>>106018754
>pwc
aren't they facing mass layoffs?

>>106018860
not in india

>>106015881
7 years for me lol
after 2 years don't just keep drifting thinking you will happen into a job tomorrow
start planning and adjusting your life now as though you will never get a job

>>106013152
Electrical/computer engineering is probably the best degree anyone can get, you’re a retarded faggot who doesn’t know anything.

tgif am i right fellas

>>106018754
Surprised she's not called Ieatshita.

>>106015080
bro do you truly believe in your heart it going to make any difference? stopping isnt enough they need to send at least half back. they make up 40% of domestic software engineers.

>>106019468
Just because things are slow and incremental doesn't mean they're not worth doing. We didn't get where we are all at once. They chipped away at the society we built over decades. We can do the same in reverse without a bullshit purity spiral that gets nothing done.
Tell Nick I said hi.

>>106019480
you are probably the only person that cares about nick fuentes in here. the market is in bad enough shape they need to actually do something serious, not slow. you are celebrating a threat without any action at all.

What the UK banning 4chan taught me about B2B sales

This morning, while sipping my ethically sourced oat milk flat white , I read that 4chan got banned in the UK.

At first, I thought: “Wow, there goes half my pipeline.”
But then it hit me—this is EXACTLY like B2B sales.

When a platform disappears, do you complain? Do you cry?
No.
You pivot.
You adapt.
You find a new pond to throw your questionable memes—uh, I mean value propositions—into.

Just like when your favorite lead source gets blocked by IT security.
Or when that one decision-maker ghosts you after “circling back.”
Or when your target account suddenly evaporates because… Brexit.

Lesson learned:
If 4chan can get banned overnight and still thrive in the dark corners of the internet, your B2B strategy can survive losing one channel too.

Resilience isn’t optional. It’s your sales quota with a hoodie on.

Stay adaptable, my friends.
#B2BSales #Pivot #ThoughtLeadership #TotallyNormalSalesAdvice

Trump/Vance/Miller are cooking something in the back rooms

this was just the opening salvo

imagine if they were given a tour of Microsoft and it suddenly dawned on them that 80% of engineers are literally Indian either visas or offshore wagies, I think a lot of business boomers are out of the loop right now and don't realize how quickly it's gone offshore

>>106019502

>>106019500
Here in reality things are done incrementally. When you're 18 you'll understand.

>>106019512
>>106019480
>THIS time I surely won't fall for it

>>106019528
when you are no longer a teenager you will wait until politicians act before celebrating.

>>106019553

I understand your cynicism, you aren't used to a politician ever doing something that you personally want on your side, so you're alien to the Trump Experience (TM) where he actually does in fact occasionally do exactly what I want

>>106019572

>>106019502
I haven't seen anything about the UK banning 4chan, only it being investigated by a regulator

>>106019608

>$200B in funding for the ICE Army, larger than most world militaries

really?

I decided to half-lie about my gpa on my resume. my cumulative gpa is 3.3, but my comp sci gpa is 3.7, so I'm putting my gpa as 3.7. what are the chances an employer requests transcripts?

>>106019559
See you there kid.

>>106019624

I think my real one was 3.3 but I always listed it as 3.5 with no issue, they never check on your grade transcripts just that you actually went there

>>106019613
They'll ignore this because it hurts the narrative. Just Nick's discord trannies.

>it's not actually happening he's not doing anything you want you're coping
>also I'm going to scream nonstop about all of the things he's doing (that you wanted)

why are they like this? just pick a lane faggio

>>106014321
Can we get the client plox?? I promise not to tell them I heard about them through 4chan

does anyone know any alternatives for cadence IC design software?

>>106019613
It's time ice started forceful h1b deportations

I honestly don't understand how no one has realized I've been working 2h a day at most for the last 2 years while lots of people have been fired for under performing.

>>106019690
Either you do something really important, and they don't want to risk downsizing your particular task, or they have no idea what you do and don't want to accidentally eliminate something that might be important.

>>106019671

H1b should be addressed and downsized but I think the lower hanging fruit are offshore workers. They're a total net 0 for the American economy since they suck jobs and income out of it and are more dangerous for the average worker since they'll do it for 1/4 the pay (h1bs are usually only paid slightly less).

The way I see it going they're going to figure out a way to quota/tax/cap offshore remoties and only slightly downsize the existing h1bs. When the government sees Microsoft up and moving entire HQs to India they get leery.

>>106019710
I agree that offshoring is a much bigger problem. But i don't want to live in a city with indian immigrants either

>>106019710
>>106019744
Off shoring doesn't seem like that big of a problem or it would have happened already, it's
>live in a city with indian immigrants

>>106019847

Only people who live in bubbles say things like this. Work at any major tech company, it's literally just infinity offshore Indians. The reason you don't know is because they are in India and you only get to see the tip of the iceberg (managers/product side). It's a MASSIVE problem and it's infesting ALL industries not just tech. I have friends in accounting who have been ramping up offshore jeets, my brother is in EE and his company is ramping up offshore jeets. Offshore jeets are turning into the corporate cheat code and this is why there is 0 entry level corporate work left for graduates right now. It's all jeets all the time all offshore.

retarded foss obsessed engineer is refusing to use company standard software and slows everyone down to accommodate his shit

>>106019863
No, I work at a major tech company and it's infinity inshore Indians. We have an office in India too, why can't they just stay there?
>cheat code
Good it'll bite those companies in the ass and they'll have to hire huwhite Americans/Europeans/Canucks to fix the mess.

>>106019888
based

>>106019710
>>106019744
>>106019847
someone posted some article about indians in the last /twg/ that explained all the offshoring, saying indian managers were the ones offshoring to basically feed their families and shit kek
>>105994048
>>105994421

you faggots should push not only to stop companies from hiring indians, but for indian managers to be fired for incompetence and malice

>>106019888
>company standard software
No bigger cancer exists in this universe

I need to stop trying so hard. Not because I'm stressed or getting hounded. I just get caught up in solving a problem and in the process give them way too much of my time for not enough compensation.

>>106009551 (OP)
>enterprise architect position interviewing today
What am I in for? What should I know?

>>106019690
Because you're unironically a 10x engineer. I finally realized after working with a junior and pumping out a piece of code in 5 minutes when it took them 2 weeks.
At a certain point you get too far ahead of the team and it's better you just sit tight for a little.

>>106014321
All companies like this work on getting people jobs at clients, often by falsifying and prettying up the resume, in exchange for skimming a huge chunk of the employee's intended salary. Most of them shove in some non compete clause shit saying you're not allowed to jump ship to the client, and most clients want to keep you as an external contractortard because that keeps it trivial to remove you if they don't want you there.

>>106020166
This
Without sounding arrogant I could probably do the work of 4-5 teammates, but I'd have to actually work the full 8 hours for that.

>>106018237
>ummmmm, you don't have IT skills or intellect because you don't have a shithub account
Ok HR roastie.

>>106012006
Seniors want to protect their jobs and management wants an excuse to import labor

It's a match made in hell that makes them close rank

>>106012006
These days it's a mix of retard fucking zoomers cheating their way through with gpt and every excuse under the sun being used, no matter how fake, to justify hiring indians musk-style because line must go up.

>astronomer hr lady resigned too
bros...

How do I get out of frontend web development? Ideally I don't even want to move to backend, I just want out of this bullshit.
I got into this because I thought it was easy, and I think it is, but this is dreadful and I absolutely hate working with designers.

about to have a senior level interview and I barely have 3 years total, and barely 2 years in the stack they use

should I fake it till I make it? telling them I don't feel ready seems like a beta move and a huge waste potentially

any more experienced anons have any advice?

>>106012006
Thats just how it is for any industry straight out of college
>hire someone who just did homework and showed up to pass
>get teachers who are 10+ years behind current practices because they're all washed up
>4 years, no practical experience just a paper that says you took enough classes
>"huh why doesn't he know how to do the fucking job?"

>>106020472
it sounds like >>106012682 is right then.
>CS Degree
>comptia certs
>doing projects while in college to prove you can actually do what you're learning

>>106020504
Nah, get an internship and see how shit actually works. Nobody's looking at college projects, they wanna see what you did at other companies.

>>106020446
Move to Japan.

>>106012006
Here's what's happening
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zSqOPOzrIig
But also Silicon Valley Bank imploded so now there's no free money for retarded vanity projects and stuff that gets made needs to actually make money instead of being some retarded pie in the sky thing

>>106020520
Here's my problem with internships
>free labor after getting out of college when you need to make money the most
>>106020551
>graduate used ChatGPT
>intentionally avoided learning how to learn and research in an industry where that's your most important skill
>doesn't get job
I mean... I don't plan on using Grok unless it's actually useful. At my current job, I've used Grok to find specific physics formulas/codes and then research what I actually need from that.
ChatGPTing your way through college seems counterproductive.

>>106020613
Get one while in college

>>106020467
Go for it and fake it.
Most people that call themselves seniors are retarded.

>>106020613
I used chatgpt to fix an nginx certificate issue in my local dev environment. Seems well suited to that kind of configuration bullshit

>>106020551
uhhh isn't that america?
why does he look chinese?

>The salary range for this position is: $77,000 - $202,000
bloody benchod bich basterd

I'm currently a sr. mdm engineer, I'm basically a cross between a sysadmin and a sysengineer, I work in intune, jamf, azure, ad, etc.
I'm about 6 years deep into IT, and I'm making pretty good money, fully wfh, but at my company, which I like a lot, I can either go into management, or pivot into another team or role.
I'm thinking possibly about moving over into Sec, as my team specifically reports to sec, I have a good rapport with their manager and director (I do a lot of sec related work in the environments I listed above), and my company will sponsor certs if I ask.

Is Sec a fucked career at this point, or what? I'm pondering offsec, but I've heard such nightmarish shit about security as of late in terms of career difficulties. I really don't want to go to management, but I'm not sure what to pivot to.

The devops director loves me, but that team is such a fucking disaster full of objective shitters.

how big is you're laptop/desktop SSD and how many GB/TB you have left?

>>106021089
>how big is you're laptop/desktop SSD
512GB
>how many GB/TB you have left?
400GB

>>106020959
The biggest problem with security is getting your foot in the door. If you've got a team you can build rapport with and possibly move over to, thats 90% of the battle done. Plus it looks like you touch a lot of identity related stuff most likely, so sec should be an easy move.
Since you're touching a lot of cloudshit, have you also considered cloudops? Either sec or cloudops are where you want to move to with your current experience if you're trying to avoid management.

Although I will say, I moved into management myself 2 years ago, and its been hilariously easy money. I'm getting paid more than the sr/principal engineers, and I do less than half the amount of work, and the work I do is mostly non technical now.

holy fuck bros

>>106021200
>problem found
>tell people to fix it
>create a report and file it
>$2,500 a week after taxes
I'm fucking jelly

>>106021217
> only use chatgpt & cheating to get through school
> can't write a resume for shit
> want to make 100k right out of college
> no skills learned in or out of school
crazy they're not getting hired

>>106021217
enjoying Trumponomics?

>have critical problem in our software
>think of solution
>ask llm about problem just in case
>llm gives me another solution
>give it some more context
>it agrees that its initial solution was wrong and the one I conceptualized would be better
>a few hours pass
>my boss "comes up" with the exact same solution that llms give when presenting the problem in a shallow way
>explain to him that it doesn't work, give him a few reasons
>he doesn't give a fuck and proceeds with the chatgpt solution
>can't do shit about it because he outranks me
fuck

>>106021426
>can't do shit
Yes you can.
Sit and enjoy the spectacle and when shit hits the fan point your finger at him.

>health issues
>sister is depressed
>anxiety for years
>stop putting a smile and pretending I care at work
>manager and boss keep bothering me about beeing distant
>gotta pick up the red nose again

>>106021426
this honestly >>106021505
make sure that shit is in writing so when someone finds out he fucked up, you don't get blamed

>>106019502
great post, check out my medium blog

>>106021242
I'm employed and not a zoomer but I never cease to be amazed at how every generation forgets what it was like to have the generation or two before it pissing on the back of their head and blaming the worlds' problems on them when they were barely old enough to vote. Just so you know, zoomers are no more retarded than you were when you were their age.

>that stupid fucking tea app already had ALL it's information leaked down to addresses, drivers licenses, and the gps location of all of the women who used it
Keeping hiring those pajeets guys, working out super well

there's no way the jeet i paid for a mock faang interview actually works there right? he has his cousin send him example questions in exchange for a cut and together they feed the whole village or something?

>>106022193
As an older zoomer I'm genuinely worried about gen alpha tho. Nobody can tell me being sat in front of an iPad for hours as a replacement for parenting is healthy in any measurable way.
In my country elementary school skills are also rapidly declining at least according to every single study about it, so it's not just my feefees.

>>106022282
Apparently it was all stored in an unencrypted, publicly facing database lmao

>>106022193
>zoomers are no more retarded than you were when you were their age
millenials grew up on windows 95 we know how to use folders and shit. zoomers only know phones and touchscreens. they literally dont know what a file is

>>106020295
They don't pay me 5 salaries so I'm going to keep just doing 1.5 engineers work. Enough to get exceeds expectations and be paid my full bonus but not so much that it's free real estate.

Anons, I am a diesel mechanic wanting to start a new career on tech. How do I start? I daily drive Gentoo on my ThinkPad at work and a Devuan setup on a T60. I want to learn specifically cybernetics, but it seems very complex and long pase.

>>106018521
nta but is that high, i could swear the jamieson dollar store melotonin pills claim to be like 20mg

>>106019671
by having h1bs they are inherently legal residents you retard

Anons, I am a python devops engineer analyst wanting to start a new career on cars. How do I start? I daily drive a VW Golf on to my carpark at work and have a turbo on a leased charger. I want to learn specifically cybernetics, but it seems very complex and long pase.

I will vibe code(heavily wrangled) my way into the first solo 1billy.

I will vibe code(heavily intoxicated) my way into the abyss

>>106019710
For what it's worth, I don't like trump and think most of his supporters are ruraloid orcs, but H1b is supposed to provide workers in industries where there is a gap in willing and capable Americans. Contrary to what you'll hear Ratesh saying on Blind, he's not being compensated as well as his American coworkers, he works twice as hard, and if he gets laid off, he's in for a hell of a lot more than just unemployment checks. The H1b system should be scaled back substantially because the only people benefiting are billionaires and Asian immigrants who are more than capable of succeeding where they are now.

>>106022941
>but H1b is supposed to provide workers in industries where there is a gap in willing and capable Americans.
in literally what industry is this necessary

Is Boolean becoming a lost art?

I have recently been involved with an interview panel at my company where we are looking to hire sourcers to the team. It’s been very eye opening with nearly all the candidates I have spoken to how sloppy their Boolean skills are. These are individuals who have been in the recruiting industry for several years and mostly all in sourcing roles. I will ask them to create a basic search string as if they were searching for a software engineering candidate who knows C/C++ on LinkedIn and the results have been pretty poor. Has anyone else experienced this?

As an example, I have seen a recent search string that looked like this:

(“Software” engineer) AND firmware AND C or C++

>>106022193
>zoomers are no more retarded than you were when you were their age.
Damn. If only we had statistics for something like this.
>https://www.nationsreportcard.gov/highlights/ltt/2022/
>significant decrease in read and writing

>>106023036
this is probably largely due to demographics. is testing significantly lower in whites than previous gens?

>>106022193
gen x and millenials are the only living generation that can read and write. boomers are all lead poisoned and brainrotted by tv or outright dementia/alzheimers, while zoomers are 90% macroplastics whose chemically smoothed brains are further destroyed by being ipad kids ("gen y" isn't real or is at best effectively synonymous with "millenials")

>>106022193
I'm a zoomer and, honestly, consider myself more capable than 90% of boomers.
The "zoomers are retarded!!" meme comes from tiktok examples of minorities and women doing retarded shit.

>>106023107
anon literacy rates should have gone UP in recent times if it was just about white people getting tested or not, since previous generations were way more racist and didnt put their White Children in public school where they would be tested and recorded by the government

>>106023030
>recruiters
>boolean
I thought they just sent emails and coordinated stuff. Are they really expected to know boolean and make database queries?

>>106023036
I re-taught myself cursive a month ago just to mog zillenials and negroes

>>106023141
>n in public school where they would be tested and recorded by the government
Public school testing is not the only way to record literacy.
Plus, back then public schools weren't 99% minorities, so the anachronistic racism claims make no sense.

>>106023107
>look into this
>white/asian scores dropped some, espeically post pandemic.
>mexican trail significantly
>blacks dropped more than twice whites/asians
>90% of black students scored below proficient in reading
>women fell much more than men in math (11% compared to men's 7% decline), but outperformed in reading.
If you're an east asian male, you did the best but had dropping scores. If you're a white male, you're not far behind east asian men.
If you're hispanic, it don't look good. If you're black, oof.

>>106023210
all in all though, given that they all fell, it still seems as though there is a generational gap in literacy

>>106023181
>Plus, back then public schools weren't 99% minorities
back in fucking 1980????

>>106023210
Everything public (and this includes corporate stuff) in the US is completely fucked. Blacks were essentially animals living inside public pigeon holes, they have no future.

>>106023302
>Blacks were essentially animals living inside public pigeon holes, they have no future.
this but for 99% of americans regardless of race

>>106023320
It's probably closer to 85% but again it varies heavily based on race. With whites and Asians it's 50:50 whereas with blacks it's nearly all of them.

>>106023302
the richest of blacks are outperformed by the poorest whites on IQ tests. it also goes for SAT scores which is moderately correlated with IQ score.

>>106022965
There was a gap in needed workers in medicine and tech back in the 90s, hence the creation of h1b. Now that is no longer true, at least in tech. I can't speak for other industries because I don't work in them.

Here it is. The last scrum.

>>106023400
>medicine and tech
hmmm
>subway sandwiches
>pumping gas
>selling potato chips, cigarettes, alcohol, lotto tickets

>>106022965
>in literally what industry is this necessary
Rape, murder, and voting democrats to name a few.

>>106018237
>it's another "retard that doesn't understand the network wants admin rights to the network so he throws a hissy fit"
classic

>>106023302
>Everything public (and this includes corporate stuff) in the US is completely fucked
Global test scores fell except for Singapore and Finland.
The world is fucked, evidently.
PISA shows European scores fell harder than US, if we're only talking white students. Europe is legitimately far more fucked than the US.

>>106023380
> richest of blacks are outperformed by the poorest whites on IQ tests
Can I get a source check? Last I saw, rich blacks were on par with poor class whites unless we're talking about white people who literally qualify as below poverty line.

>>106023500
>Rape, murder, and voting democrats
white people do all these things the best when they set their minds to it thoughbeit

>>106023544
>Finland
they're too powerful

>literacy rates have fallen across all races in all countries
>I-ITS NOT A ZOOMER ISSUE, IT'S JUST THE NIGS NIGGING AGAIN!!!!!!!
why are americans so desperate to make everything about niggers?
>BBBUT NIGGERS FELL MORE SEE!!!!
doesn't change that zoomers are measurably stupider than previous generations.

>US v Europe
OH NONONONON LOLOLOLOL
>U.S. White students scored approximately 492 points, and U.S. Asian students scored around 514 points, compared to the OECD average of 472 points for mathematics. European countries like Germany (475), France (474), and the Netherlands (493) scored below both U.S. White and Asian students. Even high-performing European nations like Estonia (510) were slightly below U.S. Asian students and only marginally above U.S. White students.
>U.S. White students averaged around 518 points, and U.S. Asian students scored approximately 536 points, compared to the OECD average of 476 points. European countries such as Germany (480), France (474), and the Netherlands (459) scored significantly lower than both U.S. groups. The U.S. overall reading score (504) was higher than most European nations, with only a few like Ireland (516) and Finland (490) coming close to or slightly surpassing U.S. White students but still below U.S. Asian students.
>U.S. White students scored about 513 points, and U.S. Asian students around 528 points, compared to the OECD average of 485 points. European nations like Germany (492), France (487), and the Netherlands (488) again scored below both U.S. White and Asian students. Estonia (526) was competitive with U.S. White students but below U.S. Asian students.
No wonder all the tech giants are in the US.

>>106023701
>it's another case of amerimutt being happy to have chinks, japs and gooks "represent" murica in competitions and statistics

>>106023154
After a few months of researching how boolean strings can be used in a talent sourcing context, we've put together a quick guide for you to get started and are happy to share what we've learned so far.

Let's face it, nobody wants to scour the Internet for hours looking for suitable job profiles, but we end up doing it anyway because using techniques like boolean strings are daunting.

But most of us barely scratch the surface when it comes to the Google search engine. Enter a keyword or a key phrase and hit search. But here’s the thing – Google search holds such power to offer highly customized results should you want it. And that’s exactly where Boolean search strings come into the picture.

Take the most simple search query. Type out a keyword and hit enter. Now add a few additional operators and symbols to the mix and bingo: you've written your very first Boolean search string.

It is simple enough. All you need to do is write the syntax correctly, for your search query to work.

Thoughts? Agree?

>>106023701
>zoomers are indeed stupider than their elders pretty much anywhere you go
i accept your concession

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>>106023814
>Agree?
Obviously but you're talking about recruiters not /g/tards. Also I bet jewgle removes those advanced features soon. Didn't it come out they were intentionally fucking up the search results to keep you on the site longer?