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Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23230910 >>23232880 >>23232943 >>23233219
i eat raccoons ama
t. pittsniffer
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23230916 >>23231158
>inb4 how does it taste
really gamey if you eat it nomrally
really good if you grind it up since it breaks down the tough gamey fibers
Anonymous (ID: 7Ed0txhp) United States No.23231158 >>23231167
>>23230916
Do you compare it to the taste of a man’s penis for reference?
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23231167 >>23231181
>>23231158
ive only had dick in my mouth once so there isnt much point of reference
Anonymous (ID: 7Ed0txhp) United States No.23231181 >>23231188 >>23231194
>>23231167
How did it end up there?
Anonymous (ID: NA/aPVQb) United States No.23231188
>>23231181
i beat him up for hurting forest pupperinos then i made his suck mah cawk to atone! all the racoons praised me for my deed and made me the king of the coons.
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23231194
>>23231181
i was horny and wanted to try it with a cute guy i had been fucking for the past 9 months who was a decade younger than me before he flew to another state
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23232880
>>23230910 (OP)
raccoons are nice they come up to eat the dry cat food and bring their babies, the possums do the same
Anonymous (ID: RGz+iBJO) Australia No.23232943
>>23230910 (OP)
cool. people should eat more local game meat. it's practically free, it's good for the ecosystem by controlling populations and it's better for the environment than industrial scale mass-farming.
Anonymous (ID: zCNGPvz5) Greece No.23232984 >>23232987
Kill yourself
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23232987
>>23232984
wtf
Anonymous (ID: FXLD8NCE) France No.23233159 >>23233172
what if a racoon shot YOU and turned YOU into a burger how would you feel then HUH?
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23233172 >>23233176
>>23233159
I'll eat your meat faggot
Anonymous (ID: 9j8BM/9n) France No.23233176 >>23233177
>>23233172
in a sexy way or a cannibal way
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23233177 >>23233319
>>23233176
y-yes
Anonymous (ID: G8yzsCx5) United States No.23233219 >>23233327 >>23233413 >>23233537
>>23230910 (OP)
What are the dangers of doing this? It's not exactly something like a rat but it's not exactly something like a deer or wild hog.
Anonymous (ID: 1mSCP2nZ) France No.23233319 >>23233321
>>23233177
noooo don't canabalise me you're so sexy haha
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23233321 >>23233472
>>23233319
liar
Anonymous (ID: ww67b9Ca) Canada No.23233327 >>23233330 >>23233436
>>23233219
Intestinal parasites, rabies, various blood diseases all kinds of reasons not to. Especially coons cuz they eat just about anything
Anonymous (ID: hKUGDF/t) United States No.23233330 >>23233339
>>23233327
Anonymous (ID: B5A24JuZ) Russian Federation No.23233339
>>23233330
never gets old
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23233413 >>23233426
>>23233219
>What are the dangers of doing this?
i didnt touch the intestines so the danger level is zero
Anonymous (ID: G8yzsCx5) United States No.23233426 >>23233458
>>23233413
So if you avoid the intestines then you should be nearly good? Ngl that burger does look pretty good
Anonymous (ID: G8yzsCx5) United States No.23233436
>>23233327
>they eat just about anything
I believe this is the case with wild hogs too yet they're more socially accepted to eat... unless you're muslim.
One thing I'd like to see a resurgence of is eating pigeon.
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23233458
>>23233426
>So if you avoid the intestines then you should be nearly good?
yeah, i only harvested the hind legs. I know about the dangers of handling raccoons. Its a bit wasteful i suppose but less wasteful thasn just dumping a raccoon carcass into a trash bin (i kill them to protect my chickens)
>Ngl that burger does look pretty good
Ground is 100% the way to go otherwise it tastes tough. I've eaten raccoon without grinding and it is way too tough. If you grind the meat its delicious. The closest comparison would be ground camel (which is available to me locally)

ive eaten groundhog too and the meat is similar. I have not tried grinding it though but groundhog liver is really good. Picrel is groundhog liver and homemade french fries. A gigantic gigachad groundhog moved under my shed recently and i slapped 2 rounds of subsonic 22lr into him and he immediatly survived both due to being a chonky boy but i think the last rd, which was a head shot, killed him but it took a while since he mustered the ability to retreat under the shed and i have not seen him since
Anonymous (ID: vZGSnnfb) France No.23233472
>>23233321
this statement is a lie
Anonymous (ID: zCNGPvz5) Greece No.23233537 >>23233613
>>23233219
He is already a flaming homo with every kind of STD and super AIDS in the world so I guess the risk level might be low for him as he has immunity, but for us it is very possible that he might start the next bubonic plague or something with all the disgusting infested contaminated things he decides to eat and live in and put his dick into so I plead to all authorities in America to take this freak out ASAP
Anonymous (ID: inMNt9Sg) United States No.23233613
>>23233537
>He is already a flaming homo with every kind of STD and super AIDS
i dont have any stds or AIDS
>he might start the next bubonic plague
if i did i'd make sure it only affected niggers