Thread 22908829

If you leave your grocery cart in the isle in everyone's way, I will slam my cart into yours and push it out of the way. I did it to some old bitch yesterday.

If you want to make out with your spouse in the isle while not leaving enough room to get by, I will say "EXCUSE ME" loudly to make you both jump in fear. I did this yesterday too.

That is all.

>>22908829 (OP)
that's some shit a fat tumblr woman would do

>>22908829 (OP)
i dont even go shopping anymore, groceries come to me now

>>22908829 (OP)
>If you want to make out with your spouse in the isle while not leaving enough room to get by, I will say "EXCUSE ME" loudly to make you both jump in fear.
if you calmly say "excuse me" while staring at them like this, they might just move out of the way, or even talk to you pleasantly for a bit

also, you should probably be careful, alot of young western couples act like jock niggers
if you yell "EXCUSE ME", the guy might go into nigger screamy mode & think he has to fight you in order to be a "real man"
it's all just chicken nigger bully behavior, i wish i could kill all of you & watch the panic/desperation set in while you experience awareness for the first time insteadof pure conformity to feelings and social norms
>>22908838
fell for it award

if you're afraid to ask politely without screaming, it means you're insecure, and you should ask politely anyway
most people will return the courtesy, it'll be fine

>>22908844
I'll secure this dick in your ass. Sorry, that was uncalled for.

>>22909112
we're all going to hell for another 500 years
we're not going back to this world, because everyone wants dicks in asses instead of to clean up the blood & cum

>>22908829 (OP)
You don’t do shit, you watch down went you got out your cave you life failure full of shame

>>22909136
aueh

Busy store and some old lady parks her cart in one of the few lines that is open, then goes into another aisle to pick up a few things, then starts wandering around the store looking for other items.

Just push her cart out of the aisle and everyone carries on without a problem. She finally returns and looks a little miffed but tough shit.

>>22909142
No. You need to slam into the cart as hard as possible so it falls over and exclaim "EXCUSE ME?!!!"