Thread 22931972

good morning

gmgm

>>22931972 (OP)
Remilia my beloved

>>22931972 (OP)
'mornin

Obnoxious anime discord manchild.

>>22932930
That's my line

>>22932930
Watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVCU9gG5vxo

27 really is post wall for a femboy. Not only am I past the wall I might as well be a full normal man.

I'm not a cute Twink anymore. I'm just an old bastard now. I should open up a bookstore and stare at the wall for 12 hours a day because no one needs bookstores or old femboys.

>>22936217
>>22936226
welcome sisterbro to 30 and above

>>22936230
Idk what to do now. I've been used to guys buying me drinks and wanting to fuck me. Am I supposed to go be a lumberjack now? Where do old femboys go?

>>22936226
i like book shops

>>22936231
life's some open ended thing
live for something else
find some actual partner
or don't but ultimately don't get down about it because everyone that lived aged and particularly women and gay men end up feeling it more

>>22936237
Post penis...

>>22936239
An actual partner... The only matches I get on tinder now are 60 yr old men. And they're not even attractive. They're just fat and old. I feel like an old shoe.

An old shoe that people keep around for when it's raining and muddy outside so they don't dirty their newer younger more attractive shoe who doesn't have to starve themselves to be thin.

I belong on a back shelf in a salvation army depot...

>>22936257
>>22936250
i find the self disparagement endearing in a weird way

bad picks on apps last longest cause they don't get picked or something is wrong with them, ignore the old dudes

>>22936261
I'm not disparaging myself. I'm just waking up. When I used to make a mistake a couple years ago it was "cute". A "dumb femboy" moment. "Girlbrained". Now it's just incompetence.

>>22936240
no sorry

>>22936275
Can you describe it? I'll take a description at this point. I can cook very well by the way and I'll never cheat on you. Not like I have the ability anymore...

>>22936272
it was always incompetence and the free ride's over yes so i hope you had more going on than sucking dick

>>22936278
I have a degree. I majored in finance. I sucked dick because of daddy issues. Also because it's tasty. Ugh. You see it's not cute anymore. Now I'm just an old fag.

>>22936282
i do wish i had something more to really say about it having experienced largely the same thing a long time ago but i think how we deal with things is too personal for me to really comment but good luck out there and its ok to be an old fag

if anything being an old fag is an accomplishment due to the sheer number that don't even get old

I'm an old faggot. I should be living under a bridge with all my belongings in a shopping cart.

>>22936290
Yeah you're right. I got that going for me. I never got aids or any std's. Maybe I should put that on my tinder profile...

>>22936291

don't make fun of Terry.

>Stella, 27, Pensacola FL. Old faggot who sucks dick because of daddy issues. No std's. Verifiable. Swipe left if you're hairy.

I should put that on my tombstone.

I should run for Congress. My entire platform would be a pension program for old femboys who never managed to get a rich married man to nut inside them and get years of blackmail money. It's very specific so it wouldn't hurt the budget overall.

Whatever. I guess I'll go back to the dick rate thread on soc.

>>22936333
a series of holes spewing cum trying to make yaas queen jokes

>>22936346
First off, it wouldn't be "spewing" when a guy cums inside you it kinda just spills out. The trick is to be able to hold it in your body until you get to the hospital to claim rape. Which is really hard to do because he's probably been pounding your hole for a good while and it wants to stay open. It's possible, but you need to do kegals.

>>22936333
i'd vote for you

>>22936406
Post penis. I need to see what I'm working with before I make a decision.

Dickrate thread on soc dried up. Shame. There's some really nice ones out there.

Post more Remilia please.

I had a dream I was sucking dick a few nights ago and I woke up on a puddle of drool. Not just a little bit of drool like when you fall asleep with your mouth open. The kinda drool where you need a towel to wipe your face. Just thought I'd share that.

>>22936408
wtfff stop asking about my penis i just want to vote for you

>>22936426
Why are you hiding your penis? This seems very suspicious. Usually guys throw their penis out there as a first message on tinder...

>>22936495
i'm shy

>>22936496
Is it that bad? Sheesh it isn't like a chewed up Vienna sausage is it?

First time I sucked a dick, the guy came in my mouth but he didn't warn me. So I had a mouthful of goo spilling out so I gagged. He didn't come back for seconds...

Moral of the story is, always tell your partner when you're going to make a deposit. Otherwise they'll gag and make you think your load is unbearable and rotten. Which isn't good for anyone's self esteem.

>>22936499
there's nothing wrong with it i'm perfectly happy with my penor i just don't feel like showing it to strange people on the internet

>>22936519
Well I'm not going to buy a car unless I see the thing first. That's just silly and reckless. It could be covered in sores. Or... Dents and scratches... Did I mention I'm a really good cook...

>>22931972 (OP)
gmgm
oh this was yesterday's thread

Back in the day, having a squire was considered noble. For some reason it's taboo now.

Unless you believe a knight on campaign separated from his family only had a young squire to polish his armor...

>>22936523
you're not buying anything i'm just trying to vote for you so i get my pension

Oh you're a femboy too? Ugh this is the worst. You go online to find a suitor and it's just more old hags with "versatile" in their profile. I wish an airliner would use my forehead as a runway so I could be done with this.

Maybe I can convince one of the supreme leaders to declare a fatwa on me before I age another year.

Someone better post their dick. I didn't spend all this time not to see a majestic penis.

>>22936546
>>22936553
>>22936702
what are you doing?

>>22936706
Trying to find a match. What are you doing?

>>22936721
>What are you doing?
dunno really

>>22936725
Are you hot?

I just want to meet a cute guy with a flat tummy and a good sized dick to take me to pound town. Is that so much to ask for.

>>22936748
mood

>>22936766
It doesn't even need to be that big. I can't handle more than seven inches without running away anyway.

Ugh. That feeling when his dick hits so deep and you try to get away, but he puts all his body weight on you so you can't run and he keeps hitting that spot making you squeal like a woman. I'm so glad I can't find anyone to do that to me...

I'm just an old fag that got turned out as a young boy and used my body for free drinks and all the attention in the world. Now it's gone.

You know it's over when they stop asking for ID at the club. All your value is gone after that.

I should've never expected marriage. I deluded myself into thinking I would be anything more than a common mistress for some bastard who wanted time away from his wife. I might as well turned tricks behind the Wendy's downtown for crack.

can u calm down fr

Can I be depressed please? Is that ok with you?

if i say no will u cheer up

>>22936954
Find me a cute guy in his late twenties who's very intimate and looking for a femboy and I'll cheer up.

I can't even call myself a femboy anymore. Im an old turned-out fag. I'm a v8 supercharged engine with 300k miles on it. Used up and worthless

>>22931972 (OP)
would rape

To be honest, I didn't let my boyfriend (ex) go raw until a few years in. All through highschool and college i made him wear a condom. It wasn't until he started his career that I let him go raw. I thought we would be together forever at that point. I thought since I was there for him during his prime breeding years that he would remember me. Last I heard, he's having some half spic kid now. Oh well.

Momma's don't let your babies get turned out by cowboys...

>>22937298
Oh yeah? What am I supposed to do now then?

Guys are gross. I don't see how anyone could be into guys. Holding a woman feels so natural to me. It's not a guy who makes me feel safe in his arms. That's gay.

>>22937306
>>22937579
Take a deep breath and clear your mind. Stop thinking for a minute just breathe.

>>22937588
Ok, but this better be good.

Please tell me you found someone for me. They don't need to be a supermodel. I'm aware I'm past that point.

>>22936174
sorry i was withdrawing from alcohol and i had to keep my sanity for a moment

>>22936824
didn't you used to say you were asexual

>>22938220
Why are you so against me feeling pleasure? Should I just lock myself in a box and have someone pour cold water on me all day? Would that make you happy?

>>22938272
more just surprised by the shift in attitude
you do you

>>22938284
It's not a shift in attitude. I tried going without dick for a while and I relapsed. Not a big deal. Doesn't make me a slut all of the sudden.