Thread 22935012

i dreamt that i got a new job but i was late on my first day because it took me 3 hours to take a shower and do my hair
and when i finally got there i spent all my time arguing with a weird emo guy
thank you for reading my dream journal

disgusting tranny retard

faggot

no one likes you

>>22935041
yawn
not a tranny
might make a 'ffee

>>22935062
good morning doog morgning
>>22935012 (OP)
interesting
my dreams are usually like videogame maps and strange architecture, i wish they were more interesting, even if nothing crazy happens

>>22935062
i haven't had coffee in over a year

>>22935072
the house i dreamt up kind of had videogame architecture
it was a bunch of small, samey rooms stuck together randomly
it was sort of an amalgamation of all the places i've lived in the past

>>22935083
mm...

>>22935012 (OP)
dumb minecraft post

>>22935094
it's not dumb
my dreams are cool and interesting

>>22935111
>interesting
stopped reading there

>>22935125
idgi

>>22935136
it was the end of the post so it was meant to be really meta aware and ironic sorry

>>22935138
okay thank you for explaining the joke i get it now

kysiykwim

>>22935145
can we have sex now

>>22935147
idkwymsiwnkmss
>>22935395
sure why not but i'm not leaving the country and i'm not paying for your flight so i'll meet you at heathrow or whatever

>>22935439
this will be the most expensive anal i've ever given

>>22935443
who said you're the top nga

>>22935443
it will absolutely not be worth the price or the risk of getting boeing'd sorry

>>22935446
i did

>>22935496
sybau

>>22935508
i can't figure this one out sorry

>>22935508
never mind i'm just slow

>>22935082
drinking a mocha rn ama

>>22935012 (OP)
I had a dream I was late to orchestra rehearsal and my conductor was yelling at me because I ran in to rehearsal after getting in a car accident with my pet chicken who was really friendly to me only.

>also
>why am I shitposting in some Brit nigger's thread?
>so I can post later without waiting for the 2 minutes and so I can see the (you)s

>>22935138
i like your posts

>>22935395
>>22935439
>>22935443
OH SHIT NIGGA

>>22936062
that's just the movie whiplash but with a pet chicken

>spent all my time arguing with a weird emo guy
Sorry I'll bother someone else in their dreams so you can work.

>>22936552
actually he did work in IT and he was building a computer or something but he had short teal dyed hair i think
i can't even remember what my job was supposed to be but it had nothing to do with computers i think
which is weird because idk how to do anything else

idk why but this dream has been stuck in my head all day
they're not usually this vivid
it probably represents my repressed desire for an office romance with an emo twink or maybe just anxiety about starting a new job idk

>>22936565
Teal and black go hard. There's more than zero emos in IT. I'm the elder, manager is reformed but kept the music and my systems admin fell more into Ska after the passing of the golden age.
Again I'm sorry for bothering you both in your dreams and at work. I just wanted to hang out.
>>22936696
Probably a mix of both. With the new job is the possibility of a new romance. Congrats on the new job.
>repressed desire for an office romance with an emo twink
I feel singled out. I need an adult.

i had a dream that i went to work and a hurricane magically appeared and the mooring cables snapped and we all ended up lost at sea on a half built ship with no food or water in the middle of a new biblical flood

I dreamed that I asked my grandma to get me spongebob battle for bikini bottom on the gamecube but she got me the gba version instead but I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I thanked her anyway and then I patted her dog for a while and then I woke up
>>22936993
waterworld moment

>>22936993
that sounds cool
like one of the 2 hour long creepypastas i used to listen to

>>22937064
i've had that happen a few times, being socially anxious in front of dream characters

>>22936993
what do you mean no food there's a whole ship full of people

>>22936821
thanks awfully
it's not really a new job exactly idk it's hard to explain
and i don't think i've ever listened to ska before idk how i've gone my whole life without doing that
>>22937064
i've never played that but i keep hearing people say it's a masterpiece of interactive entertainment or something

>>22937153
I've also never played it nor owned a gamecube or gba which was the weirdest part lol
I hear it's an entertaining speedrunning game which probably means it's a broken mess

>>22937153
I'm assuming a new contract or a project. Ska is close to punk. Closer than emo is. Their shows feature the silly kick dancing with lots of trumpets in their music. Ska punks are cool dudes but if you're a punk purist you won't enjoy them.
Maybe you should get with a Ska punk twink instead of an emo twink.

>>22937159
ska punk = skunk
skunk twink

i think it makes sense to dream about things you haven't done rather than things you're used to

i gotta listen to more ska

>>22937164
I guess that makes sense, my least favourite dreams are the ones where I'm inexplicably working at my old job and running late
far more unpleasant than the gruesome body horror monster dreams cause at least with those the terror is followed by a sense of like "wow my brain maked that :o"

>>22937170
eheheh

>>22935041
>>22935053
>>22935054
rude

>>22937064
happens i guess

>>22937067
it was anxiety inducing sorry

>>22937073
and plenty of tools for weapons
i made a makeshift fishing pole at one point

>>22936696
>office romance with an emo twink
what about a shipyard romance with an emo twink

>>22937190
condolences

scary or exciting dreams are more likely to be remembered, since the more excited you are the closer to being awake/lucid you are
the most peaceful and deepest dreams are rarely remembered, sadly

it has to do with heart rate & a few other things
or atleast it correlates with heart rate

>>22937198
finally an excuse to post my pathfinder AI generated slop art

>>22937198
>emo twink
Oh yeah? Name 5 emo bands that you actually own their albums and I swear to God if you mention Linkin Park I'm slapping the shit out of you.
Emo is a way of life. It is not a costume, a fetish or a trend to be picked up by any whore lacking an identity or a label.

>>22937216
emolitist

>>22937216
>Linkin Park
they were cringe even 20 years ago sorry

>>22937170
>gruesome body horror monster dreams
they're normally not too bad but i had one nightmare where i was tied to a seat in the back of a bus while someone was torturing me to death and i just could not wake up that one freaked me out a bit

>>22937230
Linkin Park is the best..

>>22937229
that cat remember some another image...

>>22937209
i like how the ship just stops existing when it goes behind the guy in the foreground

>>22937236
it is somewhat horrifying, the terrors and torments that our subconscious minds can inflict on us in the night
I think one of the worst for me was getting chased down and torn apart by a creature made of razor blades along with other sharp nasty things
then waking up in the dark, falling back asleep and having the same dream again, then repeat several times
>>22937245
it's um er um perspective or something

>>22937236
>>22937246
what the fuck

i once had a dream where it was a normal day but everything was made of red wasps
apart from that and a couple home invasion dreams i can't remember anything too bad
i do have a tendency to block things out though

>>22937236
you have elves in your house

>>22937190
woah you can play open world survival crafting games in ur dreams that's so cool
>>22937198
i don't think i'm cut out for working in a shipyard lole

>>22937260
that is cool
>>22937259
for real
gotta sage your house or something

>>22937249
:)
>>22937252
I would have a panic attack, I freak out at the sight of a single wasp lol

>>22937260
>woah you can play open world survival crafting games in ur dreams that's so cool
i must will myself to have lucid dreams so i can minecraft in dreamworld

>i don't think i'm cut out for working in a shipyard lole
i don't think i am either desu it pays well and i know how to do things but my body aches all the time and i am always exhausted

>>22937264
>gotta sage your house or something
my mum used to do that

>>22937274
you'll have to fight microsoft's copyright lawyers as they astral project into your dream to stop you pirating minecraft

internet went down
>>22937270
the razor monster reminded me of "testuo the bullet man" but i can't get an image easily rn
I would've panicked as well, but strangely i was calm in the dream, kinda passively observing myself going through the motions
When I woke up I was panicking about it though

>>22937281
what if i build a faraday cage around my bed

>>22937230
https://youtube.com/shorts/4ljiSXqcJ9U?si=8CBQiek-1fh9ojnb
Literally your goofy ass right now.

>>22935012 (OP)
newfag, delete this

>>22937308
die brazilian subhuman

>>22937309
hello dear newfag

>Newfag joins
>Tell the community weird things
>none cares for this newfag

>>22937237
no

>>22937295
then you won't be able to connect to my minecraft server sorry

>>22937260
hey!, mainly youre not active in your femboy rp!, what happened?

>>22937289
I watched the trailer and that seems fairly accurate, at least in how densely packed together it all was
movie looks cool I should watch it some time
>>22937316
you guys will have to make it a local game

>>22937316
fr*ck you are right...
are ms copyright lawyers allergic to intel 8086 chips

>>22937321
the movie is pretty surreal and frenetic
good though yeah
>>22937274
>>22937281
>>22937295
eheheh