Thread 22938934

Didn't want to leave my room.

Why don't they make pee-proof beds?

>>22938934 (OP)
I piss out my window a lot, the neighbors have seen my penis. idc

>>22938944
based lol
better to piss out the window than window out the piss
>>22938934 (OP)
i once peed in an empty glass bottle and left it there for a couple days, while drinking new bottles of the same drink
at one point i picked up the wrong one during a video call & drank out of it & it was piss but ihad to pretend it was fruit juice or i would've lost social credit tokens
i stopped pissing in bottles since then

>>22938934 (OP)
>Why don't they make pee-proof beds?
they do make beds which shock/alarm you when you piss in the bed in your sleep
they're meant for training kids, but they're controversial

>>22938950
I have a similar story, I was drinking miller and was to lazy to get up so I pissed in one of the cans, then later on I took a fat swing of the piss can before I realized my mistake lol

>>22938934 (OP)
Buy a waterbed and only fill it a little bit, keep a hole around your crotch area and slowly fill it up over time while you pee in bed

>>22938959
a classic blunder it seems

>>22938971
a cautionary tale on sloth kek
>>22938969
someone run the math on how many pisses it would take to fill a waterbed