Thread 22939958

>make a movie about a outrageous whore who only shows up to take string along and take advantage of her mentally retarded childhood friend who despite being retarded does great thing while she just whores around literally her entire life and occasionally has him bail her out of whatever stupid situation she got herself into and then by the end of the movie sleeps with him and then after five years gives him “his” son while she goes and dies of aids while being taken care of by him
>considered the greatest romance movie of all time
Jenny is pretty much how the western woman views life and men. She thinks Gump is beneath her despite him doing things she could never dream of doing but always keeps him as a backup plan for when things blow up or she needs help and just thinks she can spend her life being a outrageous whore and still settle down in her 30s with no consequence. I guarantee you if she didn’t get aids she would still be whoring around hell she’d probably just dump her son off on Gump and then continue to roam the country whoring it up. Seriously how do people defend Jenny?

>>22939958 (OP)
The entire film is Baby Boomer self aggrandizement.

I guess I can't disagree with any of that, fuck Jenny

incel thread

>>22939958 (OP)
Settle down? Didn't she die from AIDS?

How is you come on here with all this piss and vinegar to speak about an idea you didn't come up with? Everyone has heard this take. You heard it from someone else and yet you are pretending its yours. Go away npc scum.

nobody on the planet considers this the greatest romance movie.

>>22939958 (OP)
>>22939958 (OP)
There was an implication that Jenny's father molested her, which is supposed to absolve her of any wrongdoing, plus it's Hollywood kikes trying to rehabilitate the sexual revolution and their corrosive influence on society. The book is better than the movie anyway.

>>22939958 (OP)
At least there's been a backlash against this garbage.

>>22939965
QRD how Jenny was in the book?

>>22939958 (OP)
did she get retard AIDS?

>>22939965
i had to look up the plot just now, i totally missed all of this as a child when i saw it
she really was a stupid whore and he was a shrimp(simp)

>>22939965
I thought the book is supposed to be absolutely horrible and its basically a retard going around fucking chicks with his giant dick and talking about how awesome black people are?

>>22939961
Simpcel post.

>still settle down in her 30s with no consequence
Every year woman stretch out that age later, its closer to 40s now.

>>22939958 (OP)
its supposed to be about blackpills you dumb ass
Gump gets fucked by life everywhich way and still comes out on top because he doesn't let the bastards grind him down, because he's too fucking stupid to understand either 'grind' or 'down'
he can't conceptualize his own emotional wellbeing, and inevitably storms life
in that sense its total goycore as well, he is the perfect goy, he's a niggerballing zogbot who starts a business, is successful due to lack of critical thought, and mows his lawn
it's saying live like an animal and become king of the jungle, the jungle being boomer consumerism

>>22939964
This. It’s a story about the evils of mankind. Jenny is a victim of her rapist father and dies a martyr.

>>22939958 (OP)
The movie was one big black pill and probably subconsciously fucked up the earliest generation of millenials.

>I'm a kissless virgin because of some shit in an 80s romantic comedy movie!
It's amazing that bots can churn out bait this low-effort and still get 300 (You)s from you fucking cattle.

>>22939958 (OP)
>Seriously how do people defend Jenny?
I don't think I've ever seen anyone genuinely try to defend her. At most I've seen people acknowledge that she's a shit person but justify it by pointing out that she was molested by her own father.
>>22939967
Pretty much the same, but in the book she has Hep C instead of AIDS.

>>22939976
forrest gump is not a romcom you fucking tard. it's a dramedy.

>>22939976
any ip doing that needs permabanned
but obviously troonies wont do that

>>22939958 (OP)
>Seriously how do people defend Jenny?
She was supposedly molested by her father which caused her somehow to be a fucked up druggy whore.

>>22939977
At least hep c makes sense from drug use. How does a straight woman get aids? Buttsex with gay guys?

>>22939958 (OP)
>She thinks Gump is beneath her despite him doing things she could never dream of doing
The whole movie is about how American society rewards stupidity and punishes good thoughtful people.

>>22939981
are you retarded? you understand that everyone can get aids right its a blood condition not just homos, stupid nigger

>>22939981
Closeted guys who fuck faggots. An acquaintance got it that way, her bf got it from a tranny.

>>22939983

Faggots are the target audience tho, same with the monkey pox and whatever else you get when you get your back blown.

>>22939958 (OP)

I just recently watched it on Netflix last week, and I totally agree with what you said anon. Like how in the fuck forrest able to tolerate such whore. Seems like gump is a cuck.

>>22939958 (OP)
I believe it was
>implied
she was constantly raped by her father.

>>22939958 (OP)
this >>22939964 >>22939974
the greatest romance movie is pic-related

>>22939958 (OP)
who the fuck wants to spend the rest of their life with Forrest Gump?
>y'know my mom always used ta tayell me
>what forest, fucking what, I don't give a fuck about any of your shit stories about what your mother used to tell you

>>22939958 (OP)
Slow clap.

You have found the female power fantasy.

But actually... the Titanic is considered the greatest romance movie of all time.

>>22939961
>Anything I don't agree with is an incel thread.
Get a life, faggot.

>>22939977
>>22939981
AIDS is never mentioned in the movie.

>>22939981
>>22939985
don't druggies get it by sharing needles?

>>22939958 (OP)
>considered the greatest romance movie of all time
Never heard anyone calling it romance movie at all. Titanic - yes, which is retarded too, but in different way. Also, I don't even think hating Jenny is unpopular opinion.

>>22939958 (OP)
Imagine non-ironically enjoying boomer Hollyjew goyslop

>>22939958 (OP)
>considered the greatest romance movie of all time
by who? its a comedy about a retard, thats the joke, thats hes a retard

>>22939994
Also also, every time I hear about Forrest Gump I for some reason remember another movie - Butterfly Effect and watch it instead.

>>22939961
So what if it is.

>>22939981
Sharing needles and fucking manwhores.

>>22939958 (OP)
But it is his kid, retard. She sleeps with him when his mom is dying. I agree with everything else, but it is actually his kid. I hate cunts who reference it in dating profiles and hated her character as a kid even when the movie came out. Lt. Dan is the chad of the film and hollyjew should have gone all out like they would now and just rolled it into an amalgamation with Apollo 13 with Gump up there.
>o2 is go, oh-ver

>>22939981
She was fucking black panther coons
>>22939992
No, it isn't. But she says she has a 'new disease' the doctors don't know about and the timeliness for it being hiv/aids matches up completely with when it was transitioning from being called GRID and barely talked about. Aids is never mentioned in thing fish either, but it's definitely a major plot point

>>22939958 (OP)
i have never watched this movie and i just dont want to
it sounds so fucking stupid and hanks is a giant pedophile

>>22939994
There's a certain class of women that think it's romantic because he's a simp. Their dating profiles will say shit like "looking for the Forrest to my Jenny". Like, just say you're a used up whore who wants a simp.

>>22939958 (OP)

Epstein

>>22940002
Unless you're into the culture of the era it portrays it's not really all that good. The character is a plucky literal retard thrust into many pop culture elements of the time it takes place in.

>>22939958 (OP)
Redpilling me on Forrest Gump was the only good thing Cobra Tate ever did.

>>22939958 (OP)
>if she didn’t get aids
is that how tom hanks got aids for that Philadelphia movie?

>>22939958 (OP)
jenny is based on mary magdelene
mary magdelene was a whore with 7 demons in her. jenny had a lot of demons
jenny is also the anglicization of guinevere, the love interest in the arthurian legends, which are thinly veiled christian mysticism as well. there is a book called from ritual to romance that is used as a guide by many screenwriters today. it was on kurtz's desk in apocalypse now along with the bible and the golden bough.
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/From_Ritual_to_Romance
the hooker with the heart of gold

>>22939958 (OP)
Forrest Goy represents the amerimutt - a dumb retarded zogmutt retard who has it way too easy for way too long through no merit of his own.
That is the post 1945 amerimutt having life on easy mode because the rest of the industrial world was bankrupt and blow to shit post WW2 - all the while thinking it's because he's so special and productive. Lmao.

>>22939990
>But actually... the Titanic is considered the greatest romance movie of all time.

The correct answer is The Notebook. You'll never know love until you lay in the middle of the street at night watching the traffic lights change colors with the one you will spent the rest of your life with.

>>22939981
>Buttsex with gay guys
straight sex with gay guys, gay guys are still aids and their sperm is a lethal weapon at that point.
That's why you'll never see smart women try to hook up or to "convert" a gay man, cause he could literally kill you with his cock.

>>22939983
aids is fake, there is no such thing
fauci made up aids like he made up covid, and used it as a pretext to administer toxic chemicals disguised as drugs. the aids test is not fda approved, it has zero validity. in africa, aids is diagnosed on sight, essentially everyone has aids and they are given poison by western ngos. broken arm? that's aids arm, here's your azt
https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=GO8AXAUAYHKS
and women rarely are diagnosed with aids or hiv, they say it's supposed to be because anal is riskier, as there is blood and shit involved
previous to aids there was grids, gay related immune disease syndrome, which was what happens when you are constantly having unsanitary sex and using drugs all day. gays are generally riddled with parasites.

>>22939958 (OP)
Tom hanks is on the list he was exposed when steven Hawking was.

>>22939958 (OP)
The point of her character was to show how shit she was. She had a broken childhood and became a broken adult. And Forest loved her either way.

Zoomers are so pathetically cynical they should just be culled.

>>22939992
No but it's heavily implied

>>22939988
she represents the jewish people turning away from the old testament, and towards jack who represents jesus
>i'd rather be his whore etc etc
this is a reference to israel apostasizing. in the prophets, the nation of israel is an unfaithful wife, a whore, and their apostasy is described as whoredom. the same thing is at play in taxi driver, where travis bickle is God, and jodie foster, called iris, is the nation of israel in whoredom. God says he will guard israel as the apple or pupil of his eye, which is pretty close to an iris. just like God, bickle works anytime, anywhere. he is 26 years old, and 26 is the gematria of YHVH. he drives a checker cab, and the temple had checker floors.
frodo makes a similar move in throwing away the ring too
it's about surrendering worldly power and riches and seeking the spiritual, a very gnostic, dualistic concept. it's harder for a rich man to enter heaven etc etc
and if you read the nt jesus was literally a homeless bum that slept in the park (garden of gethsemane)

>>22939958 (OP)
>considered the greatest romance movie of all time
>rank 47
https://stacker.com/movies/100-best-romance-movies-all-time
OP is a fucking idiot

>>22939958 (OP)
I like Forrest Gump because it's constant battle between comfy feels from seeing Forrest success and rage at how Jenny behaves. This emotional carousel makes me feel alive in my monotnous, emotionless life. I hate Jenny so fucking much.

>>22939958 (OP)
I'm pretty sure that her son is always Forrest Gumps son. The rest still stands though.

Shrimp bowl, shrimp salad, shrimp sandwich, shrimp dip, shrimp croissant, shrimp dick, shrimp titty, shrimp litty, shrimp clitty, shrimp burger, shrimp nose, shrimp football, shrimp table, shrimp sculpture, shrimp clock, shrimp cup, shrimp noodle, shrimp candy, shrimp painting

>>22940018
Shrimp pollack, shrimp leaf, shrimp Americano, shrimp shits, shrimp shrimp