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Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22941097 >>22941101 >>22941126 >>22941140 >>22942332
My wife has a dick
Idk what the fuck to do
Anonymous (ID: DI/bsWUy) United States No.22941101 >>22941120
>>22941097 (OP)
tghat could be the name of your autobiography
Anonymous (ID: +WmaxeYZ) United States No.22941105 >>22941120
damn i wish i had a wife with a cock.
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22941120 >>22941129
>>22941101
>Chud whose wife has a dick
>>22941105
No you wouldn’t
Anonymous (ID: Lzaurcvm) Chile No.22941126 >>22941135
>>22941097 (OP)
How didn't you realized that before? if you kissed and cuddled before, you should have notice a bulge in their pants or even skirt/dress, don't you?
Anonymous (ID: +WmaxeYZ) United States No.22941129 >>22941135
>>22941120
>No you wouldn’t
you don't know me. i'd love it.
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22941135 >>22942093
>>22941129
Bitch of course I would love it too
I’m just larping lmao
>>22941126
One day I will find someone who will be fine with me talking about their bulge
Anonymous (ID: qP14rrt9) United States No.22941140 >>22941142
>>22941097 (OP)
Offer to suck it
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22941142
>>22941140
Do you think they would like that
She will only allow me to frot every once a month
Anonymous (ID: 8YD3sIcz) United States No.22941282 >>22942084
If you don't touch it then it's not gay OP lol
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: sNRQYloI) United States No.22941295 >>22942084
Suck it obviously
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22942084 >>22942158
>>22941282
Probably she would do this
>>22941295
Holy shit I was kidding
But if I do ever have a wife then she will probably have a dick
Anonymous (ID: +WmaxeYZ) United States No.22942093 >>22943119
>>22941135
>I’m just larping lmao
Grim. Unrelated but I would love to break into your residence while you're sleeping and jerk you off. That is all.
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: W+NdSC+e) United States No.22942158 >>22943119
>>22942084
I hope you do get a wife with a dick some day. My second wife has a dick and it's pretty cool.
Anonymous (ID: sG4IH6df) Germany No.22942332
>>22941097 (OP)
Would the pokomon
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943119 >>22943676
>>22942093
Well don’t say that I had a good work out today
>>22942158
Yeah thanks long nails
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: rSfaXP0X) United States No.22943676 >>22943682
>>22943119
Long nails? Do you think I'm futasuckfaggot or brock or whatever the hell that nigger is going by these days?
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943682 >>22943716 >>22943723
>>22943676
I forgot been a while since I been here
And it’s good because no one remembers me
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: rSfaXP0X) United States No.22943716 >>22943740
>>22943682
Well who are you? See this is why you should take a name. Makes it easier to form friendships or connections which some of you are desperate for.
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943723 >>22943727 >>22943740
>>22943682
nnq = nana kyuu = 7 9
you are now remembered mr numbers your name is NanaKyuu
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: rSfaXP0X) United States No.22943727 >>22943729 >>22943887
>>22943723
No that's a terrible name
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943729
>>22943727
crying irl sobbing into the mic rn
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943740 >>22943746
>>22943716
Figure it out
>>22943723
I remember you New Zealand tranny
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943746 >>22943750
>>22943740
long time no see kyuu
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943750 >>22943767
>>22943746
Sure whatever that is my name
I miss talking you
And I will never prefer talking to you for you real life identity that would be so silly
How is it been
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943767 >>22943874
>>22943750
aw shucks :P
um it's been bretty good, I sorta post here sporadically now and then
currently watching normie play through the mass effect series, we're doing the ultra-renegade asshole run which has been interesting but also feels bad to be so mean lol
how are you, other than the dick-wife?
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943874 >>22943880
>>22943767
I’m fine just been playing hardcore Minecraft while waiting to start college
I don’t have a dick wife lmao but I hope that doesn’t get any thoughts into your head on why I like talking to you
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943880 >>22943890 >>22943901
>>22943874
>start college
jeez you're still just a baby, what are ya studying?
also man I haven't played minecraft in yonks, there must be so much new stuff now
>dick wife
dw I am happily spoken for :P
I'm sure you'll meet the bepenised beauty of your dreams soon enough
Anonymous (ID: DI/bsWUy) United States No.22943887
>>22943727
P0X ID
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943890 >>22943895 >>22943902
>>22943880
Yeah I’m pretty young
I like it that you called me that do lmao
I’m studying electrical engineering because I like math and I has a lot of math while also giving you good job prospects
Anonymous (ID: DI/bsWUy) United States No.22943895 >>22943901
>>22943890
i gotta do that
good luck
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943901 >>22943912 >>22943927
>>22943895
What go to college or study electrical engineering?
>>22943880
But on the penis thing like I will admit i obviously like you know because they do have one but trannies are also giga autists and that kind of turns me on more so yeah
Hopefully it isn’t a giga cope
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943902 >>22943906
>>22943890
>I like it that you called me that do lmao
it's just cause I'm ancient lul
>electrical engineering
oh good on you that's smart, I doubt electricity is gonna be obsolete any time soon
I used to love maths back in school til I hit calculus and had an awful teacher, kinda killed my drive to learn
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943906 >>22943912
>>22943902
Yeah bad teachers suck
I just got through high school by self teaching mostly because I enjoy it
Also you being older makes it better you shouldn’t have said that
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943912 >>22943929
>>22943901
there are some regular style giga autist women out there too but yeah there's definitely a trend with trans
I guess the worst that can happen is you try it and don't like it
>>22943906
I was also kinda just sick of school by that point but yea it's good that you have the discipline to self-teach
also lol'd
Anonymous (ID: DI/bsWUy) United States No.22943927 >>22943936 >>22943951
>>22943901
>What go to college or study electrical engineering?
well i should go to college
i like math as well, and there's things i want to achieve, but i'm unmotivated i guess
might be good to do something like electrical engineering
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943929 >>22943936 >>22943937
>>22943912
Yeah but I hope I will stick
Also the education system is kind of fuck don’t blame yourself too much
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943936 >>22943946 >>22943951
>>22943927
it'd probably be good even just for the college experience
I say go for it
>>22943929
we gotta hope for the best
I'll be rooting for you anon
also as far as the education system I've heard horror stories about america, I'm glad you managed to do well
3 (ID: agzu94Uq) United States No.22943937 >>22943947
>>22943929

I draw better than all of you ESPECIALLY YOU kys NIGGER before I tear out your eyes.
Anonymous (ID: DI/bsWUy) United States No.22943946 >>22943947
>>22943936
>it'd probably be good even just for the college experience
it seems like it
it feels like being around people pursuing the same things would be motivating/stimulating
being around people in general would help, i guess
Anonymous !!JigZL4xwmJH (ID: H1ibkm8E) New Zealand No.22943947
>>22943937
what the
>>22943946
definitely, isolation is really rough on you
Anonymous (ID: nnq+SNTE) United States No.22943951
>>22943927
It’s good but always remember the money
>>22943936
Yeah it’s never over
But I only know 4chan as my meetup place