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Le moderator face.

what the fuck is happening?

>>22973061
>MysONY

So when hiromoot remembers the site again what will be the next big addition? A new board?

Hear me out...
https://vidya.pics/post/list/moot/1
https://noz.rip/booru/post/list/moot/1

>>22973079
9000 second wait time and more ads

>>22973086
Don't forget another pass price increase for some inexplicable reason

>>22973002
Looks like the design will be changing once it's up and running again

/vt/ is having a mini meltdown because a famous vtuber (nimi/fauna) announced she's getting married

>>22973171
Hopefully they all kill themselves. I bet you she thinks they'll stick around too lmao. Women. So fucking dumb.

The 4stats board list kinda works again.
I think I'll be able to re-add the thread view today or tomorrow.

Everything is desktop only for now.
Mobile view and also the chart will come back after the rest is sorted out.

>>>/mu/127130217
It happened

>>22973278
that motherfucker. It had to happen one day. I bet it was the ants he snorted.

>>22973424
I was hoping it'd happen on stage for an unfathomably based ending to a concert

>>22973428
that would've been too kino.

>>22973278
:(

>>22973278
vaxxed?

>>22973278
sticky now
mods made another sticky with the crazy train instrumental then deleted it and stickied this

>>22971647
anon, pedoniggers are retarded

>>22973278
noooooooo
FUCK

>>22973226
Thread view is back for desktop views.
Only tested this with a full-width 1080p view for now.
Everything else will come later

>>22973491
>fell for a joke

>>22973446
don't know but your ass is gaped

He's eating up all the bandwidth!

>>>/mu/127132595

>le ozzy osbourne
>le metal evendoe he was a black metalist and not a cool brutal death metalist

who cares

why is r9k full of cuckolds?

there are one gajillion cuckold fetish threads on r9k at any given time

when did r9k become THE cuckold board?

>>22973617
death metal is gay and you're a faggot. Master of Reality best album by the way.

>>22973278
well shit.

>>22973278
rip

>>22973498
good afternoon

>>22974147
black metal is gay
kys faggot

i never listened to metallica or black sabbath

handy tutorial

>>22974155
good afternoon

>>22974168
uncultured swine

>>22973605
Reminder that Pinkie Pie married Weird Al in the finale

handy tutorial

>>22974196
i don't have that feature on mine

>unironically installing 4chanx-keylogger-rootkit

>>22974174
This is better.

>>22973278
The bat was alive when he did it

>>22974202
In the far days of your I would mass reply to shit on 4channelxers but now because of FAGGOT mods I can no longer because it's ""spam"". It's a service to the community.

>>22974189
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41974320
ponkfags are almost as deranged as flutterfags
this is the full post he's talking about in the OP:
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1740/47/1740470516763.jpg

pol's response to the jubilee video seems like pure cope to me

>>22974261
>the jubilee video
?

>>22974613
yeah some liberal indian was debating 20 poltards or something and they all either look like shit or swarthy as fuck

>>22974261
I found the video pretty shocking, at least in terms of how many of those guys were willing to openly advocate for authoritarianism. I'm sure they deliberately scouted some nutters for the views but it fills me with unease.

>>22974621
>>22974624
oh these "1v20 debate" videos
JewTube tried to recommend me some a couple of months ago but my chud senses told me that they were just generic midwit leftist verus twenty normalfag MAGAs

>>22974636
it's not anyone vs anything, it's pointless

>>22974624
>I'm sure they deliberately scouted some nutters for the views but it fills me with unease.
the fact that you understand it's fake but it still causes unease should cause even greater unease, lol

>>22973278
Now this is a properly big celebrity death.

>>>/a/280823357
another EPIC public ban for talking about the eceleb who is making an anime

>>22974818
end of an actual fucking era
next you'll tell me stevie nicks dies

>>22974874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwjLYhS4WPA
i remember...

i wish these fucks would go back to being innocent manic relatable college students having fun instead of ruthless media figures, you ever thin kabout that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCOuKk2H1Y

you got this retard telling 100,000,000 people to install linux? what the fuck?
isn't it insane?

>>22974874
this is like the 5th one on /a/ since the hack, has it always been like this

>>22974874
Don't you see? Banning easily identifiable repeat offenders who derail threads by the hour is hard.

>>22974874
i don't remember a discussing anitubers iever

>>22973278
Fuck man rest in peace

a vtuber fan club just got c-c-c-cucked!!!!

>>22975037
Anime Youtubers are a recent phenomenon which makes its presence on /a/ more foreign

>>22975242
I just realized that this is FAUNA (from the comments)

not just a fan club but an entire community cucking M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!

VGH

it's so satisfying when simpoid retards get cucked LOL


they're all coping in on vt and every comment section
>erm... I never actually was attracted to nimi in the first place
>erm... I'm so le happy for her getting married
>erm... If she's le happy, then I'm le happy

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

>>22975037
>>22975252
what about that old guy who died

>>22975491
I was thinking about Grumpy Jii-san, but I have no idea if he was so old he predated youtube

>>22975254
>I just realized that this is FAUNA
Don't really follow vtubers, why is this a big deal?
I know relationships are controversial in general in the industry, but is there something special about this person in particular to get such a huge response?

>>22975629
well it's because men in general (in real life scenarios) lose all interest in a woman when they find out she's married/bf'd

there may be some cuckolds who say they'll stick by fauna/nimi, but the silent majority will lose interest in her and move on to someone else

furthermore:
either she falls off the face of the earth into obscurity or her popularity remains the same and every other female vtuber will feel brave enough to reveal their dating-life/marital-status/etc to their fans and then that'd start the simpocalypse or mass cuckening or whatever

>>22975629
erm fauna was a popular holotuber i think also

I liked "there are no girls on the internet" better than "there's a girl on the internet, I should give her money and attention for existing."

>>22975756
DT kinda keyed rn dabbing on vt trannies

I didn't mean to reply to anyone, oops

>>22974874
The thread also had a neat post sequence:
>>/a/280823866
>>/a/280823879

>>22975756
I find it ridiculous that people get para-socially attached to these vtubers (foids behind a screen) and then seethe and rage when the foid does something a foid would do
People need to know that all their favourite oshis have probably been pounded by another man at least once in their lives. They aren't any more pure if they're behind a screen, either.

>>22975756
why are men so pathetic sisters?

>>22975803
vtubers scare me why would anyone want that

>>22975803
This is why anime is the "healthier" medium. Vtubers are just people playing a character, but people get too involved with a character's actual life and it gets worse when people think these characters are their waifu.
Now that I think about it, are vtubers popular because the new generation of otaku can't cope with anime not being real?

>>22975763
Reply to yourself hitting yourself.

What kind of mental illness does a man need to be a vtumor/simp? Years pass and I, a retard on a basket waving forum, remain baffled by their existence. Just how in the world does one waste their life savings on women with 3D models as their avatars?

Normalfags do ridicule them, anons like me also laugh at simps' pathetic ""community"". Are they in the middle ground between normies and spergs? Am I just too autistic for their flavor of autism? Can't think of anything rational answer to my questions

>>22976246
*any rational

>>22973058 (OP)
Suspicious pedo image.
>>/v/716191584

>>22976390
>>>/v/716191584
>>https://board.4chan.org/v/716191584
>>716191584

maybe these wil work idjk

>>22973058 (OP)
>>22976390
Forgot an arrow.
>>>/v/716191584

https://boards.4chan.org/v/716191584

how embarrassing

>>>/v/716191584

oh that works gtoo
i wish iwere indian

fagot indiands
im gonna die here

>>22976390
>>22976394
>>22976395
>>22976403
The proxyfag cabal developed a new image ambedding script. That post is advertising it (that image is from Leto's free ban evasion site, the emoji icon is a download button for a version of PEE that hides catbox links in filenames, while the cunny icon downloads a script that hides images directly in PNG files without using external file hosting).

>>22976462
no

>>22976462
no such thing exist you're delusional

>>22976462
>that image is from Leto's free ban evasion site
you mean it's a screenshot?
an image can't contain buttons

>>22976462
nothingburger

>>22973226
thanks for your hard work
too bad 4chan blew up while it was under construction so we couldn't see the damage in real time

he's back.
>>>/r9k/81927920

>>22976462
>he's bumping his own thread on KF
God I hope I see him on the news soon, it's gonna be funny.

>>22976462
>>22976745
Also that script is not new, I've seen it before. I recognize the huge binary blob it has. Are pedos dumb enough to use it? Probably. I've seen the source code to it though.

>no visible nudity
>get banned for posting it
Explain.

>>22977497
>advertising/begging
Hope this helps

>>22977507
The ban reason literally said porn you daft cunt. Hope this helps.

>>22977590
Advertising porn, same difference

>duuuuh how was I supposed to know the onlyfans watermark was an advertisement

>>22977604
>>22977606
So you're implying I won't be banned if I edit out the watermark? Do I have that right?

>>22977497
those feet are too perfect, I suspect AI or Photoshop.

>>22977615
Yes but unironically

>>22977621
Then you're a fucking moron.

>>22977615
I sincerely think that if you remove the watermark you probably won't get banned for posting that.

>>22977632
C'mon who gets banned for posting cropped porn in this day and age?

>>22977497
>porn model
>footfag
deserved

>>22973226

>>22974174
where is this?

/v/ and /pol/ happening: apparently the group that got a bunch of porn removed off steam and was getting payment processors to block things got caugt defending fucking Cuties, aka essentially softcore child porn

>>22978269
nothing is gonna happen

>>22978272
it's just funny that the old joke continues to be true

>>22978274
those who screech the loudest about shit are usually the ones who are the most involved in it.

>>22978269
>IT'S TRUE

>>22978269
>>22978284

>the movie is about how a girl from a muslim family is exposed to the oversexualization of internet and modern culture and the problems it causes to her and her family
>Netflix advertises the movie by sexualizing the kids in every poster and trailer (the original poster is nothing like Netflix's poster, still not posting it because mods are anal about anything involving minors)
>retards who never saw the movie think it's child porn because of the bad ads from Netflix

>>22973226
Something missing where Board Timeline (all times are UTC) and missing one Meta posts/min now, posts/day average and users on this site Just updated /_/ ?

>>22978295
Mastercard and visa aint rescinding shit lol

>>22978342
did you watch the movie? they aren't only sexualized in netflix's poster

>>22978342
>B3nkR
Banker ID. Checks out.

>/pol/ happening
I do not care.

>>22978751
missing the Jewish flag.

>>22978342
They're self-righteous burgers covering up abuse in Hollywood and American NGOs for the most part. The fact that faggot Ted Cruz tried to press legal action against a director from another country says everything.

>>22978269
Right wingers love underage girls.

>>22979227
And left wingers love underage boys. 2 sides of the same coin.

>>22979507
Nope, that is also right wingers.

>>22979227
>>22979507
>>22979520
there are pedophiles on both sides of the aisle stop being a directionbrained retard about this.

>>22979529
It's right wingers who are blocking us from seeing who is in Epstein stuff. retard.

>>22979546
Left wingers had 4 years to unseal the records, but they did jack shit, you ignorant transvestite.

>>22979793
they didnt do shit because biden was a puppet for the party

The Epstein crisis is interesting. I never seen /pol/ this divided over something before. There is no acceptable narrative for something like this.

>>22979793
The only reason anyone gives a shit about the list is because Trump and friends for some retarded reason made a huge deal about it.

>>22973226
>>22973502
thank you for your service mr. 4stats.

lol

>>22980427
Literally who

>>22980861
Ryan Gosling

New /v/ mosaic
>>>/v/716267837

>>22980868
How many discords are spamming @everyone this thread

>>22980868
that is a cool idea

>>22980906
Zero. Mosaics are time-honored /v/ tradition.