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Summy.

she's not as hot as I remembered her

psycho niggerbitch

chaire

hat

eleanor

nice ass and legs doh

>>22981428
I hate tattoos so much they STINK

>>22981436
bro Megan had me acting UP (I think that was her name I think?)

>>22981433
she'd make such a hot hawkgirl <3

>>22981430
Her and Van are pretty evil ngl

Watermellie <3

>>22981424 (OP)
GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22981438

>>22981438
No, Claire is too greasy

>>22981446
that's the shit i like tho tongueemoji

>>22981446
true you need a fair skinned Latina like Moaner

>>22981380
No, September 2024 was still worse.

post ellie in the bunker.

>>22981444
damn, too real

>>22981458
tell me about it

What was the best fish tank off season? for me it was just after s2, and during blood games and bitch tank. Everything after was just bad. grim.

Yeah

>>22981464
That stretch from bitchtank to S3 was actually crazy.

>>22981460
Take this no soap or shampoo goofy ahhhh Jet filter off me ninja

>>22981467
part of the reason it was so good was because we didn't get kicked off /tv/ for that entire stretch.

>>22981464
the threads are only good during rare moments sorry losers

>>22981469
why are you posting selfies for us

>>22981464
Right after the season 1 episodes came out. It's avant-garde and every thread is an amazing read even today.
>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18906697/#q18907402

>>22981471
TV is where fish lies are told
Bant is where the truth comes out

>>22981474
name a moment

>>22981469
do you not own lamps or anything?
who tf takes a selfie like this?

>>22981478
this but with Angelina

>>22981479
k**gan getting doxxed

>>22981467
yes, that was the only good one, and it was /tv/

>>22981476
Some of those posters are no longer with us. F.

>>22981475
I posted it on Instagram you nigga keep sharing them here

The Canadian guy who kept asking for money and someone paid him and then he trolled making people think he was a shit head and said he was black lmao.

The Q shit was unreal, I remember someone posted a webm of Dennis from Always Sunny making a disgusted face and it had his incel rants about the European chick he met all over the webm lmao.

Then some other guy kept making vocaroos impersonating Tayleigh fans begging her not to do blood games.

>>22981486
you told us you updated your instagram so we would see it

>>22981487
she should have listened to that guy
Bloody Games was a bloody humiliation ritual for chud gang

hey Ellie if you want me to keep stalking you include a picture of an animal in your next IG story

>>22981481
only claire is fit to be hawkgirl in the ftl universe

No estanque posts about gioed or sam... suspicious...

>>22981501
i don't remember asking anyone to give me the jet filter and then repost it here ok?

>>22981508
dont know who gioed is and i don't believe sam went to el salvador

>>22981508
It’s boring. Too much of a fishtank imitation. Should have learned more into as being as weirdly spiccy as possible

>stopped writing Typescript for a couple months and forgot everything

hilarious

>>22981448
Canelo is never on screen whenever I'm watching :(

>>22981428
Ugly pooner with a man jaw and a child body. Gross.

>>22981520
you can just describe types to llm now that's a situation they are very good for

>>22981515
this is all they really need

>>22981521
yeah he likes to disappear a lot

any epic new sara memes?

>>22981528
she has a mission to keep benji awake all night

>>22981523
ai drove me away actually :(

>>22981515
cant be fishtank without Sammy and Benny im afraid i miss those goofy bastards so much

>>22981522
She could have been my pooner wife if she didn't catch the herpe from that black kid (allegedly)

>>22981523
he's trying to learn it to pass a test for classes dough

>>22981537
Aim higher

>Freddy is raping Betty again

110+ people watching a good person sleep.

Sent the following letter to Benji on mexitank:
>Son, this is your father. Do not show this message to anyone, and do not read it out loud.
>Please know that I am proud of you for all that you have accomplished. I want you to return home, but more importantly I and the family want you to win this competition of yours. Today during the "hassle challenge," I saw you had given up. Failure cannot be in our family. We are stronger than that. According to Production, the way to win is by entertaining the audience. You need to overcome your hesitation and, for your family, destroy the competition.
>We are proud of you for standing up to your values of not drinking or smoking cigarettes. Family values are important to us, as you know. War, however, is different. Your competition has shamed you publicly, and now you must become hardened and fight them to save face.
>Use eggs and other food and attack the tattooed man, the one who I heard kicked you last week during the cell challenge. Destroy his bed. They are against you, so you must be David against his Goliath. I have faith in you, son, that you can do this.
>No more "friendtank." Turn this into a war.
>We love you always.
He cried, production interviewed him, and he said he was thinking about quitting but his father's words gave him motivation. He said "Whenever I feel bad, I will read this. It's what I needed in my life."
Based Benji

>>22981545
More engaging than anything else going on on the site rn

choose your own adventure pocket pussy ads

>>22981538
mandatory internship starts august, i should probably start applying asap

i saw an oppenning for something super rare and precious in the field but I dont know any C I will still try to get my shit in

bitchtank is the story of one girl's journey from shit testing production to taste testing production's shit

>>22981487
The taytriots were funny

>>22981547
He can’t distinguish his own dad’s handwriting? He’s retarded isn’t he? Is he the guy with the high nasally voice when he tries to speak English?

Kek big_guy_4x4 don't miss

>>22981547
Doing God's work

>>22981548
How long did you stand in line to meet this goofy ahhh ahh?

>>22981548
Was it Mikina from ExWHYZ your 10/10?

>>22981557
He's like 20 and a Nice Guy, the one who always tucks in his shirt. I ran it through chatgpt and asked it have Mexican dialect. I think being starved for familia love made him accept whatever was sent.

>>22981547
that was probably the first time benji heard his dad say that he loves him and it was from a paypig pretending to be his father.

>>22981566
paypig aint no better

>>22981566
we should write a letter to our own Benji pretending to be his father

>>22981566
I know.. truly an amazing moment

>>22981547
this is psychotic lol keep it up

>>22981570
lol

>>22981552
Good luck ninja
Study hard
Don't be afraid to bullshit the interview but don't make it too obvious

>>22981540
are you a girl? she's objectively attractive even if you hate her and think she's retarded

Can we rebrand into a Isabela Moner general

>>22981594
just like my Chinese cartoons wow! I can't wait to send her all my money so she can fuck wiggers in RI/Japan/UK/etc etc etc

>>22981597
yeah

>First wish
unlimited youth.
>Second wish
unlimited money.
>Final wish
Brainwashed Taylo mistress and her bigolmtwndews to bury my face in for all eternity (also eternally young).

Erm what the spruce

poor benji probably thinks hes gonna get some tonight

>>22981601
Kek

>>22981594
burgsie

I can't tell if it's the jet filter or the methadone but my face is definitely getting rounder each time I look at the pic lol

Jet pushed me on my back, lifted my legs high, and shoved his cute round face right into my womanhood. Just the thought of him in my most intimate of areas was enough to make me squirt. I felt like I was pissing myself, I looked down to see my Neptune lapping up every drop, it just made me wetter. His beautiful brown eyes met mine, and I let loose my womanly sprinkler.

>>22981604
of course it wld b u making this post

>>22981610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFsD0u1mmQw

>>22981613
it aint me, fool

>>22981564
Does seem like a good kid. Deep spic land spics feel too pure to fuck with. Feel kinda wrong

>>22981619
Maybe he'll never show it to his father and it'll be the motivational fire that he needs to succeed in life. /ftl/ controls the action

forgot to post this

>>22981595
>objectively
you're retarded
>man jaw
>disproportionate emaciated body
>awful shrill chipmunk voice
>giant man hands

>>22981624
claire the rapist

Dear Son
Why are you gay?
I am disappoint
Does mom still keep her credit cards in the same spot?
Kinda behind on rent and bills this month
Love dad or whatever
Peace

tj was raped

>>22981624
TJ fucked up

It was a wonder he didn’t drown from my gushing femininity, a thick coating of natural lube coated his handsome face. “You’re fucking delicious sweetheart” he said sternly, “but no how about you give what you take”. The lust was indescribable, I would do anything for this stud. “Close your eyes my sweet little plum”, in that moment, and perhaps all future moments, he was my master, and I did what I was told. My imagination ran wild as to what my Neptune could have planned for me… a manly, musky scent filled my nostrils.
“Open”
And I did
And his perfect hairless cheeks filled my vision.
“dinner time, and I bet I taste better”

>>22981624
>>22981626
That's fair

Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the mornin'?
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
Who's wakin' up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the mornin'?

It ain't me

I still cant believe that after the rv stream of s3 that s4 was the way it was
Actually I can believe it, but im not some Neptunian genius so its lost on me. I would have just made a really solid season and would have gone overboard to make it good. But what do I know, im not the freaking creator of the show.

I still think summer is a TLP doh
Despite her obvious uhhh faults

qrd on shadi being fat

>>22981637
she's reaching out

Plus her and Abi are the only ones open about smoking weed
The rest of them try to hide it (I see u Ellie Nontent)

>>22981631
no he didn’t

>>22981610
Clairejet erotica is the sweetest birthday gift idea our girl could ask for

>>22981632
Is that from that movie
You know the one with the girl that's hot
And she fucks her boss
Light bdsm is involved I think?

>>22981624
>I hate sex
>puts out twice for the director of some scatological comedy show and a twitter orbiter

Is claire the most evil woman in fishtank history?

>>22981623
That would be cool. These spics are actual good people

>>22981645
50 shades of Claire

Fishtank Season 4 in a nutshell

>>22981424 (OP)
He's kinda got a Yakubian vibe going there with his look.

Still a fag tho. What can ya do?

shoddy justice

also this one

who is the jughead of fishtank

>>22981652
Why do tthey look like video game characters they look fake or some shit

>>22981652

>>22981637
>quick
>run

Did Shadi get arrested yet
>>22981659
Is she a cuckquean

>>22981652
the secret lore behind this webm is that she's actually the oldest one of the group (she just had the biggest tits)

>>22981652
Are they the same woman? i legit can't tell, this is why i don't care for that race much

>>22981668
Yes

>>22981660

Any Ellie updates

>>22981660
jet according to chatgpt (the key to all thiz)

>>22981673
simp alert

>>22981631
Glad you finally agree.
>>22981673
No, shoo.

>>22981647
Yes

>>22981673
Buy a mexitank pass and gift toys to frogs, do something with your life.

veronica would never eat jughead's ass chatgpt you r-worded n-word
also why is alice cooper a riverdale character

>>22981660
Finally something I can engage with! Are we talking classical comic universe, the reboot or the modern cinematic universe?

When my cousin was little, long ago, I convinced him Archie Andrews was a serial killer. I showed him Archie smiling and told him thats the face he made before he killed people. And I'd say ArChIe AnDrEwS over and over again in this weird voice.

He was so fucking terrified of Archie Andrews as a result of my torment that he was losing sleep at night and afraid to be alone. My aunt and uncle had to tell me to knock it off with the serial killer Archie shit. That's what they get for fucking with me when I was a kid and telling me there was a butter knife wielding madman murderer lurking around the lake our cabins were at.

>>22981671
I'm gonna do 1 of these twin peaks someday

my favorite Riverdale character is Marilyn Manson

>>22981688
4

>>22981684
Claire is Ethel, not Veronica

>>22981673
yeah shes still adorable and wont go anywhere near you

>>22981686
never happened
this is sneak simping for claire

>>22981686
>I showed him Archie smiling and told him thats the face he made before he killed people
lol

>>22981684
veronica didn't, but just like in riverdale, the male party involved couldn't take rejection so he accused her of things that never happened
anyways!

if you people were food you'd be scumsicles

You are going to be so mad when Ellie and me get together

>>22981697
that's fair

>>22981686
this post would kill with the jimmy aryeh crowd

>>22981700
>didn't make us mods for the discord
it's over

>>22981695
Love and hate coexist

>>22981706
did u make the daniel edit

if i found a magic genie and he gave me one wish i would erase riverdale from existence

>>22981709
that happens in riverdale and he gets mogged all the way to hell and the main cast gets sent back in time to the 50s
kys satanist!

>>22981706
you dont even know what youre saying

>>22981708
No it wasn't me
Daniel doesn't warrant anything right now

Now that angie is back on can we go back to /tv/? I dont want to see nudity

>>22981709
But only the CW show and not kino like picrel, right?

the riverdale writing team really thought of everything

>>22981709
but then you wouldn't be able to listen to all your favorite Manson songs. Cake and Sodomy? That was a good one.

>>22981720
truuuuuu

since following Ellie IG keeps recommending me delusional communist ig pages lol

>>22981721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRN4GBKxM94

>>22981604
ill fucking kill you little piece of shit

White trash get down on your knees
It's time for cake and Sodomy

>>22981728
clean your room

bill ottman would have died at columbine

>>22981725
This was the movie that got me into his music

>>22981727
i could just shoot your head off

any fartout fans?
are you hyped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h-rQCOKU0w

>>22981731
You can't tell me what to do
I'm edgy and rebellious like Marilyn Manson
*Devil Horns*

This reminds me of my traumatic childhood, some of what I'm seeing going on here on ftl

>SneedWorld: Jin can you react to "2 hours of white men and asian women", its on youtube.
The indonesian woman in that video is so pretty

just drew this

HEY, Look at me!
I'm sitting here SAD and LONELAY!

Who's everybody voting for in the election

How are you preparing for when she goes live on magic stars tomorrow?

and it'll b a thrill
you'll make a couple mill

Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls?
You may not know this
But I want you to know this
That I am a lonesome heeeeeeeeart.

just decided I'm going to try harder next life maybe

I only got into fishtank because season 2 clips started appearing in my TikTok feed for literally no reason. Then I started watching clips on YouTube, then started watching live. It was a slow but effective process. I’m still trying to find out what makes this show addicting to me because everyone I’ve showed it to thinks it’s retarded, or funny but has zero interest watching live. Fishtank is a weird phenomenon. I wasn’t even an mde or Sam Hyde fan I only knew about “Sam Hyde” from like 3 videos.

>>22981749
What election

>>22981753
I just quit my job so I could watch. Yaaaay!

now im back to hiding
under my rock
it was so exciting
now make it stop
following a shepherd
one cursed flock
find another leper
2 b ur prop

>>22981753
What’s the meaning behind this photo I’m still confused

>>22981760
i'm not going to follow anyone but princess Ellie because i don't want my feed full of retarded FT related shit.
Already saw one post about Daniel appear and i don't care

>>22981764
did this help

i was just looking for a quick punt and stumbled upon this absolute smoke show of a woman
its 150 per hour, you think its worth it or nah?

>>22981770
yes and jet neptune is going to hell :)

>>22981768
During season 3 there was a person called “Paytonsknight” on site chat who didn’t want anything to do with fishtank after she was eliminated. It was really weird and they never returned or were heard from again. Where did you come from how long have you been watching fishtank for?

>>22981767
her kick profile pic some gay discord inside joke im sure but she looks horny in this

>>22981771
You'll get catfished

>>22981772
nice

jet neptune is going to heaven. he was going to be a missionary

>>22981773
are you a bot or do you just have aspergers either way based

>>22981771
my friend willie says she'll fuck up your whole life. Avoid.

>>22981773
i watched season 1 because i 'was' a fan of MDE and became a massive anonymous Josie shill then quit after watching her first stream.
In fact i was also a massive anonymous Ellie shill too i'm responsibly for a lot of their memes and popularity.

>>22981781
responsible*

goodnight ftl

>>22981746
want a friend? I just saw one of these big guys in my kitchen.

>>22981781
>Ellie shill too i'm responsibly for a lot of their memes and popularity
thats a good one, because theres not a single ellie meme
all you guys do is post the same 5 pictures

do you think they deliver fishtoys in hell

>>22981784
Hasta manana Anon

who is the jughead of hell

Sooo Extreme Peace final… no one talking about it? Was it that bad lol

>>22981789
hell is ball deliveries

>>22981784
goodnight mane

>>22981793
voldemort

Hell is neverending humiliation ritual

>>22981744
lol that one's a classic

>>22981798
Stop making fun of Charls, if you have any issue with that skit take it up with Sam and Shultz

>>22981797
is this chat gpt certified

>>22981804
yes

>>22981771
That's about 65 mcdonalds cheeseburgers

Think about that
>>22981788
Now that I think of it
I am possibly the biggest ellie meme maker

>>22981803
It turns out that Chuck's gay too. Sad.

>>22981671
Those all kind of work honestly.

>>22981803
he sold out like the rest of em cause his wife wanted more money
I like him but he's in hell rn
What can you do

>>22981671
How is moose mauro
Mauro is a fatbody

Something something the raped

>>22981806
I mog him so hard it's not even funny

>>22981671
Who's the Pop of Fishtank?

>>22981816
moose is fat in the comics

>>22981820
pop=keeper of the soul of riverdale/fishtank=laron

>>22981819
Ellie has no idea how hot we are haha she's so stoopid

wew IG just went on a psyops spree. I hate this app.

>>22981624
I
HATE

Instamoogled

Taylor won

>>22981821
I read the comics a lifetime ago

Moose is a football jock
I don't think mauro is moving faster than 3 mph

>>22981803
Why them?

>>22981822
Who's the Veronica's dad of Fishtank?

>>22981624
If Claire leaned in for the kiss I think he would have gone for it
What else was he gonna do? Move his head and be like "EW NO THOSE LIPS TOUCHED JET'S PEEPEE" that's not very realistic haha come on guys don't be silly now

>>22981829
moose is a football jock because he has a lot of muscle but is also 45% body fat

>>22981829
>implying Mauro wouldn't be a god tier nose tackle

>>22981831
hiram lodge = peter theil and in a just society they would both be in prison

>>22981828
yeah she's kinda like Klaus
even when she loses she still wins

>>22981823
Unironically she should be flattered I'm simping this hard

>>22981812
Sam Nick and charls are all closeted faggots it’s pretty much known at this point but will never gain actual traction. I feel bad for charls the most tho he poured his heart and soul out at the turkey live stream (RIP orangy) and almost died in that earthquake. Then went back to Sam for money and his wife, and sucked cock shooting fake cum for the world to see. Charls was the raped all along

What did the quirked up chungus mean by this?

>>22981832
???

>>22981832
i h8 kissing

>>22981840
She’s fucking annoying. This is the bitch who everyone fell in love with because she did npc shit on bloodgames and had big tits.

>>22981840
Is the whole show just socially repressed band kids + Trish?

chatgpt told me veronica is a disloyal whore

>>22981840
shes marking the gorilla nest with her scent

>>22981840
wtf

>>22981844
Yeah it’s a weird cast. Trish fascinates me the most. Her coming back shows she really hasn’t moved on and still has issues from season 2.

>>22981840
she looks like she farts during sex because she thinks its funny

>>22981834
Put Hassle on opposite of him and see what happens lol
>>22981833
Moose could run into other fat guys no problem
Mauro's WR against fat guys is 1:3

>>22981840
cmon guys, lets not pretend youd all be laughing if sam did this
shes just being ironic

>>22981838
I know right what an idiot haha man we're so hot and cool. Girls wearing my groomercord shirts? Pfftt I have like 50 of those. Whatever!

>>22981854
you know nothing

Earlier in the year I tried doing stand up a few times and realized making people laugh that I don’t even know is retarded and pointless. I’m not a fucking clown and you’re not my friend so why are you getting ha-has from me for free.

Ellie has been sent to a boarding school for sexy asian girls. It's over.

>>22981857
Were you any good?

>>22981840
oof. Her poor bf man. He's gotta be so embarrassed. I know I would be.

>>22981857
why are you even here

>>22981852
Pure lineman athleticism getting past a fat guy to sack Simmons on display here.

>>22981857
you bombed huh

>>22981857
Was your opening line any good?

>>22981863
Because I don’t have any friends near me they all live in different states and the one friend I had near me stopped inviting me to his house and calling me after we did coke and drink all night at his house.

>>22981842
I know you hate sex too
And intimacy
And small penises
but also big penises(?)

>>22981857
I can't imagine getting any satisfaction from making drunk normies laugh

Claire and the only person she loves

>>22981859
>>22981866
>>22981867
First time was rough because I didn’t drink alcohol. Second time went great because I drank a few beers. The anxiety wasn’t worth it and I felt like a dumbass. I’m glad I tried it but it’s not for me.

>>22981874
Try slam poetry next

>>22981872
There is no satisfaction every comedy club I’ve been to the host throws in a joke about making sure to drink so the comedians are funny. So you’re just making drunk people laugh and then they forget about it

>>22981869
why did he stop inviting you
Are you a grill
Did he want the sexy timez

>>22981871
she hates it so much but guys keep tricking her into doing it by pretending to like movies or be nice. shit sucks

>>22981873
I would definitely make out with the female version of myself
but not the male version (that's gay)

>>22981862
It’s her husband man. He came to chaperone her but it’s all gonna in vain.

>>22981881
Damn the patriarchy

>>22981880
Idk what happened he recently had a kid and is married. he also has a ring camera in his living room so idk if I said something fucked up and he or his wife didn’t like it. But they never told me I said anything rude or messed up. After the Coke night I would call him to make plans and he would tell me “yeah bro ill let you know” then never hit me up so eventually I stopped texting and calling him and he never called me or texted me back.

>>22981885
>so eventually I stopped texting and calling him and he never called me or texted me back.
Damn. That's rough.

>>22981836
she never lost youre the ones that did youll never be happy

If it was my wife I'd probably just let her go get raped by Greg or whatever
quirk chungus women are the worst
count me out

>>22981879
I'm glad podcasts exist so you can see who's actually funny unscripted. Anyone can be good at stand up when you're performing to the same people who laugh at superbowl commercials.

>>22981885
100% his girl told him he can't be friends with you anymore. The only question is if he agreed or was reluctant about it.

>>22981889
I meant like lost money in slots and stuff
Gambling

>>22981888
We were really close too or atleast I thought we were. I think him having a kid changed a lot of things and since we did coke and drank all night he decided to cut me off. Sucks. He was more of an addict than me I never tried Coke I just drank or did psychedelics but I guess him and his wife had a talk and decided I couldn’t come around anymore

I'm tired
Let's all go to sleep now
Goodnight abiclaires and abiklauses

>>22981893
>>22981896
Yeah I think his wife gave him an ultimatum to stop hanging out with me. We were close I thought we were but nah he just ghosted me. He was way more of an addict and drinking than me but I guess I had to go so he could get better or something idk. It’s a sad situation because once he told me he felt he could be more open to me than his own brothers

>>22981896
Gotta figure out if the friendship is something you want more than the drugs and booze, then sit him down and tell him that you miss the friendship and are willing to go sober if that was the issue.

Friends are nontent
People will just stab you in the back eventually
That's why you gotta stab em first

>>22981902
If a man gets married and has kids it makes it impossible for him to ever have normal male relationships. Everything becomes about self preservation and avoiding risk which is the opposite of every male friendship.

>>22981903
Honestly, we were only close when we were drunk together. When we were sober it was kinda strange like we could talk and stuff but I noticed we didn’t get close or bond unless we were both drunk. I think the term is called “drinking buddies or drunk friends”

>>22981912
Then yeah move on

mde was never good

What did Charls mean by this

>"you dont know me" playing in the background
feels like everybody knows who I am but literally nobody does kek

i wish insurgency had been as successful as cs

>>22981920
bombstrap>MDE

>>22981931
Shutup Shadabiclod
I've had enough with u today

>>22981935
I didn’t even post today :/

>>22981935
Anyways

I'm just joshin'
I'm just Mexican TJing

>>22981943
Based

>>22981883
trvly
we will win again

WAAGAAHHHHHHHGHAHGGGGGGGGHHGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHWHWAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHGGAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG

I caught your glances when I looked at your face
You're always gorgeous, it's not up for debate, yeah
And when you look my way, you send me to space
I'm not supposed to think about our future mistakes
I'm not supposed to think about you that way
But when you glitter like a glass of champagne
Yeah, you drive me crazy, I keep calling your name
I tried not thinking of you but I did the same
And baby, did the same

The way you move, it makes me step out of line
Love me and you hurt me, baby, one at a time
You're complicated and it's playing my mind
Lock me up and jail me if your heart is a crime
The way you move, baby, you glitter and shine
Love me and you hurt me, baby, one at a time
You're complicated and it's playing my mind
If you want me, come and get me, give me a sign

Baby, don't hit up my flip phone if you will not be mine
I've been way up in the clouds, girl, heart intertwined
And I got seven thousand problems but you're not one of mine
And I got seven deadly sins, if I said less, I'd be lying

Don't look at me like that, oh, it weakens my heart
Your eyes, they turn and glitter, and it takes me apart
You think I'm pretty then put me in your cart
Inside, I'm pretty ugly, I might not be what you want

Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter
Baby, I love the way you glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter
Baby, I love the way you glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter
Glitter and shine
If you want me, come and get me, baby be mine

>>22981948

>like 50% of extreme peace is spent on the daddy dom sketch 2 the point of it being dragged all the way until the final

i can’t wait until everything falls apart for shadi and she inevitably turns on van

i feel like extreme peace was ruined by the inclusion of fishtank contestants.

>>22981952
Won’t be a downfall if u looking up

>>22981955
Double entendre btw

Woke up in the middle of night to remind you all:
her own dad yall

>>22981955
spoken like a true half-caste
youve gained nothing and will fall with nothing just to become a bloated leech off some other “influencer”

>Trish has been drinking and doing edibles while pregnant
Her baby is going to look like Angelina

>>22981961
Waaaaaaahhhhhh

>>22981963
Watch this

I checked /tv/ 2 see what we were missing and its just threads of trump cocksuckers seething abt southpark making fun of their favorite pedo and the usual superman threads

>>22981959
Whoa!

>>22981966
Okaii

>>22981968
Shutup! /tv/ was my board while you were in diapers lil sheboi

>>22981972
So you should notice how bad it's gotten.

>>22981968
Based. All of those things are more relevant and deserving of having threads than Fishtank.

>>22981971
And then check this out

>>22981976
I might’ve seen this one but I will rewatch I have a good app for free movies and shows and it’s got everything fnrnrnrnrnrnrnr

So imma have my nails done like tomorrow should I do Domo themed with cheetah prints or what maybe some cutie y2k stuff with a combined French tip idk

>>22981963
لو أمكن أن يتوصل كل منا (وهذا مستحيل بحكم الطبيعة الإنسانية) إلى الكشف عن جميع أفكاره، إلى الكشف عن جميع هذه الأفكار دون أن يخشى أن يطلع الناس لا على ما يجرؤ أن يقوله لأحد، ولا على ما يجرؤ أن يقوله لأعز أصدقائه فحسب، بل أيضا على ما يخشى أن يعترف به أحيانا لنفسه، لخرجت من الأرض عفونة تبلغ من النتانة أنها تخنقنا جميعا.

>>22981979
I like camels they are one of my favorite animal

>>22981836
Yeah, totally, except instead of her dad KLaus lost his brother samesies

>>22981962
That's a good thing tho

>>22981984
everytime i see a pic of angie im disappointed its not Ellie

wait when did angie start streaming on the site again? has she gotten naked?

Jet Neptune is actually cool asf if you meet him IRL. It's funny that you guys all fall for his bait persona he created for you guys. I met him at one of the bars that the Hell's Angels frequent and they all revered him as if he were their boss. He even took me for a spin on his bike. It was legit like out of a movie.

>>22981974
is this the guppy faced ho starting an OF?

>>22981993
arent they all just nerds pretending to be niggers?

>>22981995
They're not pretending
They listen to rap(e) and do cocaine and talk about "finna get some pussy" all day

following wannabe tough guys around the super market until they go insane

>>22981995
it's the other way around hon

Tired catch ya later sweetdreams

>>22982003
yeah whatever

>>22982004
Be nice

>>22982004
Or don’t

>>22982005
I'm just joshin'

>>22981994
>guppy faced
Ratman, could you not make any more guppy references? Thanks.
>starting an OF?
No, she's some k-pop star from Thailand, she's in her late 20s

>>22982007
O okaiiiii I can’t tell cause I can’t tell tone over text

>>22981974
Lisa kinda bothers me

>>22982008
Oh my b I thought that was the 17 year old whore someone posted earlier that was like "10k likes ill start OF 18TH bday"

>>22982009
Gn Shadabiclod!

>>22982011
GOONAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUII

>Trish was legit scared they were bringing Tayleigh to Gregtank even though Greg said it was a dude
she's a good woman

>>22981976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQkLbNuW3Y

>>22981895
any proof she lost more money than shes made also shes made more money than you ever fucking will

>>22982019
yea I know she's totally moogling TJ rn
It's over for the midwest

>>22982021
Me hanging out with my /ftl/ homies

>>22982023

>roll em up!

>>>/gif/29186204

>>22982032
kek

>>22982032
me with another one of my anon friends
this one seems slightly more retarded than usual but I like his red flame shirt
very cool!

>>22982032
lmfaoooo

Oh I get it now that's supposed to be Benleaks

Freddy is live with his black friend again talking to some random thot
Did he fumble Betty again?

>>22982032
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO HOT DOWN HERE KLAUS HEEEEEEEEEELP

the girl he's talking to now has nice yellow teeth FAFO WOOOOOOOO

>>22982044
I think that's me and benleaks
My brother had teeth so it can't be him

damn benleaks you look fucking retarded with no teeth bro that sucks lol

>at least one year of /bant/ threads

>>22982058
FAFO! WOOOOOO!!!

>>22982053
It’s your brother several years into a stint in hell.

nope that's definitely benleaks
I know a slow person when I see one ane my brother never looked that retarded
that's just fax doggie

>>22982058
there's like a 20% chance fishtank is never coming back lol

angie is eepy

I bet most everyone here looks kinda dumb besides me doh

>>22982076
more like 90%. sam's not moving to texas for 2 months to work on a show he hates.

>>22982076
thank god

Fishtank is over
The grift well has run dry
#rugpulled

>>22981624
degrassi

Congratulations
(You) Lost
>K
>A
>W

The MDE guys should make a 3 hr+ "lore" video on MDE lore like those video essays on nerdy shit
But do it completely straight faced as if its was 100% serious. Hire another guy to do it.
It'd be really funny and popular

Iceberg videos are so corny
I hate them

>>22982097
the cult of kek is at the bottom and it sounds super scary
is it safe to watch or will i get hacked from the dark web?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HWf296l1yg&ab_channel=Dantavius

>>22982101
if they don't mention my old trip. Its not legit

Shout-out to my friend at work that asked me if I knew about salad fingers back in like 2014

>>22982101
>I'm on the weird side of YouTube again

>>22982101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ

>>22982109
>I'm on the weird side of 4chan again

every time people talk about /pol/ without mentioning the two boards before it i cringe

>>22982113
wasn't it called storm front or something
like the daily stormer

>>22982097
the creepypasta/arg shit is so gay. for like 10 years the entire internet fell for every single arg no matter how retarded it was

I was a chud before it was cool
back when everyone sucked the Obama dick

>>22982116
there was a board called /new/ where leftists called everyone storm fags
Because they thought people who posted crime stories or said anything politically incorrect were from stormfront.

yea the daily storm fags

>>22982119
args are fun though

>>22982119
ben drowned

thanks Ellie

>>22981406
i believe Alex B should be with younger blonde stepdaughter

>>22982134
are people unironic fans of alex b?
hes funny to laugh at but thats about it

>>22982133
Based other Julius
now tell her she has to pose in a bikini at the beach next time
Or at least wear something hot like this

>>22982134
Burberry scarves Alex really lives in 04/05

>>22982140
shes warming up to do hot picks i reckon

>>22982134
is he tapping that too? does the B in Alex B actually mean Based?!?

>>22982142
pics*

>>22982133
I don't know whats sadder
the fact that you think she saw your post
or the fact that you sat there hoping she would

>>22982142
I don't want her to be a dirty swut though :(

We've caused so much chaos and carnage among the mexitank familia that it feels almost wrong, /ftl/bros

Nicolasa o7

>>22982148
Shes going to be classy i bet don't worry

>>22982133
>still reading every 4chan thread
ellietent whitepill

>>22982153
>deboonked

>>22982153
>>22982133
BENLEAKS WRONG AGAIN
ANOTHER L FOR THE LEAKY ONE
WHOOAAAA BUDDY
THAT'S NOT GOOD

>>22982155
I think it's the opposite, I doubt bagel ever lurks here because would reply and crash out based on how he was acting in the discord server I can't imagine him silently accepting people shopping dicks into his mouth if he knew it was happening

>>22982155
she posted the bee yourself meme pic because i keep saying that and i even said it in her first stream
And she made a vid sitting in a chair and pit her hair in pigtails when i asked. Pretty big coincidence.
She also referred to me by my 4chan name in a stream

>>22982155
maybe she wasn't browsing at first but she definitely is now
she's gonna be the next shadabiclaire after jet dumps her for the next girl (SEASON 5 COMING SOON)

>>22982163
that's crazy man you're pretty much dating already

>>22982133
>don’t stalk me
>stalk me

1post id

will Ellie get Abbi'd?
is that was this post was about? very sus

>>22981469
Pineapple head ass nigger

>>22982170
seems like you have to get permission

She wants you to ask nicely first before you boxcutter her

>>22982163
I remember on a stream she said she even checks the archive sites to make sure she doesn't miss anything. idk why the idea of her reading the threads is so preposterous to these people

if you kidnap someone, put a bag over their head and drive them to a secret location. Then take the bag off and say
Surprise you just won 10k dollars. give them the money and drive them back.
Is it still kidnapping?

>>22982177
The ultra cringe zoomer discord lingo threw them off
ya goy ain't no baby fag

>>22982163
>>22982167
if only we had more concrete proof that she lurks here other than "she breathed on stream one time when i told her too on 4chan"
get a grip

>>22982177
shes said that twice.

This nigga was nontent

>>22982150
Pleasure doing business with you. o7

>>22982173
Soap NAO

>>22982181
her discord was embarassing. Hopefully she learned to just bee herself and not bow to peer pressure.

>>22982184
labubu

>>22982184
Aura
Or as CK would say
>ORA ORA

>>22982181
the non zoomers don't understand the meta-irony you kinda just say shit and if it's interpreted as cringe then it's an ironic bit and if it's interpreted as funny or cool that works too

>>22982187
she should have made us mods
Then we could have banned bagel

>>22982192
yeah I kinda get it like it's cool to be lame but it's lame to be cool

>>22982192
they are acting exactly like every group of people on a private message app has acted for 30 years

>>22982193
lol. She actually replied to me before she made it and made it seem like she genuinely wanted it to work.

We're still hip
We're still with it
We can hang

>>22982192
goys on 4chan
thoughts?
babyfags need not reply

i didn't have to ban anyone in my discord because people were too afraid i'd ban them lol.
Everyone behaved well.

>>22982196
I enjoyed my time on there when it was just 4chan guys until she posted it on her instagram and like 300 normie simps joined. also the vc was the nail in the coffin for her deleting it everyone was so cringe

I want that shirt

we must protect kekistan

>>22982200
I chuckled this is zoomer approved

>>22982201
he ruled firmly but fairly

>>22982204
is it just me or is Jimmy always wearing the same clothes

Nah trish chill

Kakhi shorts
Hiking boots
Black t shirt

he should switch up his wardrobe. Jet come over here and help swag this nigga out.
>MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG OUT

Direnc story <.<

>>22982204

hello everybody
i am here.

>>22982215
WELCOME

>>22982215
whalecum

>>22982212
she's such a fun slut

Still miss Maria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPcNqpNJm0&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVMb0OuBWWtRLI&index=17

>>22982213
I don't remember this episode
Was there a battle

i want to see ellie make herself cum

>>22982227
Based other Julius

>>22982227
julius stop phoneposting whilst youre taking a shit

>>22982212
>>22982222
She's a good woman.

>>22982015
Skippy is worse than Tayleigh at her worst. I hate him so much. Would rather that crypto slut all slutted up

direnc milking a load outta me in 45 seconds in an impersonal surgical way

Ellie probably only uses clitoral stimulation because her hole is too tight to put fingers in.

>>22982242
you know she's super sensitive I bet she makes herself cum by rubbing over the panties

>>22982242

>>22982242
>>22982244
youre talking about a girl who was 5 during the release of gangnam style

>>22982246
My id might reset I switched to phone but quit meat watching old man I’m only 2 years older than her

Ellie tell direnc to post more ass on her Instagram stories

The make-a-wish AIDS patient has arrived.

direnc is gonna be horny after eating those oysters

>>22982269
>oysters
Is she with Letty by any chance

NEW

>>>/tv/213040759

>>22982133
Black people arent animals, and you said "an animal" so the lizards dont count they are not the focus of the story. Checkmate

>>22982677
New

>>22981840
I feel like she doesn’t dress in a way that flatters her. The tight shirt + skinny jeans combo just looks bad on this body type

merge
>>22975618