A Good Woman edition

https://fishtank.live
Watch Spictank here
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft

Previous: got deleted (https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22987215/#22987215)

that was odd

my wife

>>22989572
Filter makes her look way younger here. Don't like that filter

>>22989565
he got Banned 4 doxxing

>>22989565
what happened?

>>22989581
op got banned so his thread got deleted

>>22989578
Klaus won

Blessing this thread with the angel of /ftl/

>the brazilian likes the monkey

>>22989582
gotcha ty

did they mention marky in the buckingham doc

Come on guys, spill the tea

>>22989584
>cried to the janny over his "friends" apartment
sounds like a little kwab 2 me

>>22989593
yeah sam said not canon

>>22989586
it keeps spamming every thread with that brown creature. birds of a feather ig

klaus already replying to himself baka

>>22989596
interesting. was there mention of any controversies at all?

Brandon was hard to understand with Sam's dick in his mouth the whole video

>>22989601
honestly no, they made an effort to portray it all as friendly and chill

>>22989595
>still jealous of my sick rides while he's stuck walking
steal a bike or something like Q broke aahhhh nigga

>>22989601
that would make it an actual documentary

>>22989603
This, desu. The only good part about the video was the Charls shit, everything else was pure glazing and sucking off the wiggers.

>>22989603
he's been dickriding Sam for years at this point so it's not surprising. in fact I suspect he had this ready to go for a while but decided to drop it now in order to run cover for the recent mockery Sam has been experiencing.

I didn't know about the documentary when I first read this so I thought you were talking about this Brandon

>>22989624
>forced 2 drink meth
why did Brandon Buckingham not ask abt this

Can you all please keep the FTL bs to just one board please? I get sick and tired of seeing Sam Hyde spam on /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-iYQEDhU8

Watermellie <3

>>22989627
they're mind raped because their show got cancelled lol
put two and two together dummies you can't have threads on tv because you break the rules and you STINK

>>22989627
we're trying man the scorned ellie simps are angry

>>22989633
Stick to your own thread
>>>/tv/213089100

jobe just got on gregtank and instantly became checked out from cringe overload
greg is desperate for anything atp

Am i going fully insane or has klous gotten a bit funnier this last week?

>>22989638
>desperate for anything atp
Fork up a load of those profits and help fund the burt / arye sextape live on gregtank

this is why /ftl/ gets no bitches man
(and why we can't have threads on tv)
doxers STINK

>>22989642

>>22989651
Fucking KEK. Yeah im going fully insane

>>22989640
You are going fully insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPFaPOHg5w

bro really thinks Ben's last name is Bush

>>22989664
His last name is Leaks, right?

>>22989649
damn i missed all the drama because i fell alseep
Where do you find kick chat logs?

>>22989664
he didn't credit Burt

>>22989665
Dover

scott needs to give us a walking tour of bostonian monuments and historical sights

>>22989664
a real documentarian

What killed Scotty rocking?

>>22989671
ask.fm

why are all the stupid faggots itt canadians and germans
>>22988299

>>22989671
https://kickchatlogs.com/

Bad Ideas should get in contact with him and let him know THE TRUTH (his last name is actually leaks)

every single time a Canuck and a kraut
>>22988303

Who did OP dox in the previous thread? I missed out on the drama

Why are all the based gemmers itt Canadians and Germans

>>22989681
>itt

>>22989637
You
Will
Never
Be
A
Watermellie

>>22989687
Read the thread. He was mindraped by klaus or something

>>22989682
doesn't work
>>22989687
chloe

PSA

>>22989692
Fuck watermellie
SOUP ALWAYS WINS
SAW
SAW

>>22989688
this

kinda into the new justice album

>>22989693
Oh, weird

>>22989695
Based

>>22989704
Hes still raped. See
>>22989695

>>22989703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXUGvmm-QbA

>>22989687
niggas jealous of my sick wheels
they made a fake sex offender registry pic with me and the Google maps address of my Dominican weed dealer's apartment lol

>>22989692
Please stop talking about ellie for gods sake

>>22989715
Where do you think ae are?

>>22989695
NOOO JANNY SAVE MEEE

Why are all the meanie-bo-beanie posters itt Aussies

>>22989695
>still mind raped
Klausjannys always win
KJAW KJAW

>>22989715
klaus is now looksmoogled

im going to get breakfast and fap to asian girls getting raped

you're laughing, sam hyde is paying someone to break into bad idea's house and loosen his air purifier filter everytime he moves it, and you're laughing?

>>22989692

>>22989732
Sam is back by Pete Thiel who runs a large cyber intelligence company. it isn't farfetched to think he would gangstalk and hack people who cross him.

>>22989719
is this goofy nigga serious? I see you cry to the jannys everytime they delete your FAILED SHOW threads on /tv/
Guess what? They're off topic and they're not coming back cause you BREAK the RULES and you STINK
>>22989732
That is kinda funny actually
Bad Ideas is my favorite schizo poster in these threads

Holy shit /tv/ is just full of ellie kick chat simps. They can't even take a little joke without getting defensive. Easiest to bait simps by far. All afraid to post here

>>22989875
it's the idea of sabotaging his fucking air purifier of all things

Elliecels when Ellie shows up in the kickchat, says "yeah", then reposts some instagram story and disappears for another week

>>22989882
the ellie tv threads are so fucking bad. They are such boring faggots

>2mb size
>1735221512527849.webm: Video too long (video: 51388s, max: 120s)
no fun allowed

>>22989998
kek

Thiel ninjas are master assassins
They can sneak into your home and fuck with your air filters without you ever noticing they were there

You and your mudda and your fadda and your brudda are goin to hell

>>22989715
>>22989730
>>22990008
who is this guy?
why is he moogling me aka the infamous klausjanny???

GUYS, ELLIEFAGS ARE TOTALLY TOO AFRAID TO COME HERE! THAT'S WHY ALL OF THE /BANT/ THREADS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT ELLIE!

>>22990014
because youre fuck ugly

the new thing they are seething at me over is
>Julius thinks hes better than the kick simps
Yes i am

>>22989715
yeah id blow u

>>22990014
founder of that tea app.

>>22989601
No Buckingham loves to jerk off sam and doesn’t want to upset him by making it interesting

Chloe and I made the fatal mistake of being too attractive for /ftl/ it seems
shiver me timbers the fat ugly guys have an issue with me

>>22990026
they hate me too because im handsome and not fat

They love me because im a cutie pie sweety

>>22990016
i can no longer tell if elliecels are being ironic
at this point, i just assume theyre bots

>>22990022
is he zesty? seems like an idea only a gay guy would think up.

i had the best idea for a book thanks to ellie

>Jet is a cutie patootie/old bag

>>22990034
IRONIC ABOUT WHAT? MY LOVE FOR TIGHT ASIAN TEEN PUSSY?

>>22990048
there are people that would hate you for wanting barely legal asian pussy

ok, reset thread
clean slate

>>22990056
haiiiiiiii :P

>>22990051
Its not so much hate, its just we have heard you declare it countless times.
After a while its like "oh looks he said the thing again"

>>22990009
should i become a ninja?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVTKEc-mu8

you can't reset the vibes without pizza and a movie first
what are you some kind of babyfag

https://youtu.be/y0iJozbMJzc
josie and a special guest will be live soon

>>22989678
Jet and Ben grooming high school aged girls sort of turned the whole fishtank world on its head

>>22990059
adding /lgbt/ was the worst decision this site ever made

>>22990068
Your "i want to fuck 18 year olds" is the same as watermellie to me. Its basically a ritual post at this point because you declare it every day like you arent talking to the same 10 people you were last thread

>>22990066
>special guest
i hope it's her new bf and she spends the entire stream flirting with him and ignoring chat
Simps would be so moogled kawkawkaw

I remembered that wall

>>22990079
Now you're making content

>>22990079
this is why we can't have nice things

>>22990066
do you expect it to be someone or part of a bit where its like a toy or something?

>>22990079

>>22990079
yall crazy

>>22990079
BOXCUTTER ANON GET IN HERE

>>22990074
i think i'm cooling down on Ellie anyway

>>22990089
Hes UK. Sleep time

>>22990079
okay, something is finally happening
about bloody time

so ellie is back home?

Think i will be a paypal this weekend.
she still just doing her gay modeling?

>>22990100
shes posting old photos to throw you off the scent

some old josie videos dropped the other day
https://gofile.io/d/OLVikd

>>22990117
wrong thread

made a new discord
wpzgvhrw

fucking lol sicari auto joined

>>22990113
>shes posting old photos to throw you off the scent
thats exactly what she wants you to believe
remember, this little chud is always two steps ahead

>>22990295
lol bruh.

>>22990079
uh oh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>22990299
That's gonna be a shitty flight I wouldn't do it without Xanax and nicotine patches/gum

>>22990302
TRUMP AND JOSIE LINKED

>>22990302
>126 viewers
Grim

Last chance to RSVP to Claire's birthday party tomorrow!
https://clairesday.rsvpify.com/

>>22990067
how

>>22990302
why does she look like that

this never gets old

wheres the /soc/ archive

>>22990456
its kind of old

>>22990451
we're going to McDonald's for snack wraps
everyone's invited of course

>>22990461
this is what you're looking for.

https://archived.moe/soc/search/text/san%20diego/filter/text/page/1/

Where can I watch Congregated? I heard the Jobber is back

>>22990451
where are all of her friends

>>22990469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVY5E7EVbj0

>>22990463
every single time ellie references the ftl threads i belly laugh
every. single. time
so no, its not kind of old, are you seeing her kick chat? theyre going crazy right now

>>22990464
your posts are like the inner monologue someone has when theyre trying to choose which porn to watch

>>22990475
greg needs a better thumbnail

>>22990475
thanks

>>22990467
won't let me search "8/10" lol

>>22990299
Do it...

>>22990467
are there actual qts on this board or is it all trannies and gay guys

can i get a qrd on spictank? what happened afgter sam left? where are the other 2 zesty guys

>>22990475
I only recognize Jobe and Trish out of these people

>>22990475
Trish on the comeback? Quirk Chungus given up?

I'm watching train videos

>>22990481

>>22990489
i don't know what its like now but i used to meet cute girls off here.
I assume its a mine field of tranny freaks now.
It's like how random chat rooms used to be a great place to pick up girls then jeets took them over

YUCK
we cant let him get away with this
WIPE DOWN BLACKSMITHS WIFE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

>>22990501
That is true giving a billion Indians smart phones with Internet access really fucked everything up

>>22990506

>>22989875
stop gossiping its gay

>>22990500
thats not good its insane

>>22990499
the wholesome kind right?

why is trish putting on baby oil

>>22990516
yes
https://youtu.be/lG2Wr7jF-ng?si=fhla4XbtIEONB7FX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iaEZzOkcDw&t=2s
gundam wing poster is creaming his or her pants right now

>>22990506
>>22990520
it's a fetish based show

So they just lie down all day and talk all day

>>22990506
Feel bad for Trish at this point

>>22990531
Yes, spictank mogs

>>22990536
This blindfold sword fighting challenge is pretty funny

>>22990531
they only do stuff when Greg can think of a fetish he wants 2 play out

I've gone fully insane chat

>>22990510
>>22990529
>>22990535
this cannot stand

>>22990520
a question i would never ask

yall the greg trish situation is crazy

>>22990527
YOOOOO that's hype ASF doggies

>>22990555

Greg freaks me out he unfollowed me after I commented on his gross fetish boobs he wears on stream and got all butthurt and took them off

>>22990555
lol

>>22990555
wld u have sex with Alexis

>>22990563
does she have a black eye

Greg wants Trish so bad, also wtf was Leah doing cucking eddy last night w skippy lol

>>22990565
what did you say about them

wn2b pressing the button
let's go fully insane

>>22990565
yeah he's pretty sus

>>22990565
theres not enough people in his life telling him he just plain sucks ass
but he’ll throw enough shit at a wall until something will stick i guess

>>22990578
I just asked in chat why is Greg wearing weird fetish boobs and called it gross

>>22990529
so is fishtank

if stripe wasn't in control we'd have diapertank already

are you fully insane

>>22990574
>wtf was Leah doing cucking eddy last night w skippy lol
post proof
im making a 10 hour takedown on this operatio

>>22990592
100%

>>22990563
>Jimmy
>Summer
>Greg
>JC
>Trish
>Tay
>TJ
>Shinji
The s2 cast was the most mind raped out of all of them I think

>>22990594
took me a while but lol

>>22990594
I was just watching live around midnight est and she was all up in his face and almost kissing him

>>22990584
Yeah I don’t like guys who lie about being asexual/gay/trans just to weasel into women’s spaces it’s creepy and weird af. Like from his art and comments I can tell he’s a sex degen but like be honest about it instead of pulling the asexual card

>>22990601
cole is over half of these

>>22990606
i'm asexual

eddy leah and gregs friends on the production side of things seem like people who played world of warcraft with their parents growing up and ate a lot of microwaved food
probably have a step parent as well

>>22990608
Banned

>>22990590
he's a sensitive young man

>>22990612
from what

>>22990607
Yea I forgot Cole too my bad

>>22990613
Ugh so annoying

>>22990614
Women

Would (You) have sex with Alexis?

and CK
She is fully insane now

>>22990619
i would make love with her

Can we all agree to not let that one guy into Claire's birthday party? You know the one I'm talking about

>>22990618
no

>>22990613
greg is 41 years old

>>22990625
VGR and Jet Neptune will be there they already RSVP'd

>>22990625
he'll be there and there's nothing you can do to stop him

Was Sam really a journo probing "incel" spaces for his job?

i'm so excited for claire i hope she has a good birthday wowie

>>22990633
him and Mary Jane are coming

>>22990627
Yes

Bill Ottman is not on the list but he's gonna crash it anyway (surprise guest HYPE)

>>22990555
Insanely underrated fish

>>22990633
Trigger warning

>>22990642
Shadi do you think you could take him? I think you can for what it’s worth.

The sun is going down but I REFUSE to turn on the lights or clean my room you CAN'T make me! *blasts Marilyn Manson music*

Wait so if Betty and Taylor were right about Greg being a sexpest pedophile dogfucker, why did they get shit on so hard for being the only ones to call him out on it

>>22990644
was this the BG2 set?

>>22990644
is your country always beautiful during winter time?

>>22990625

>>22990641
his potential was already evident too

>>22990650
Uhhh idk probably because MDE is a cult and Sam and Jet are still kinda friends with him

>>22990650
>Betty
already had a bad reputation before right message wrong person
>Taylor
before she lied abt TJ she still got hate 4 it i guess Greg's wholesome chungus reputation cant be messed with

>sex with emiru while watching pokimane on the ceiling monitor

>>22990650
only betty did that

>>22990651
yeah, ben's pig, from the documentary

>>22990658
that's what's up

>>22990658
geisha goblin

>>22990663
>>22990658
young tight sluts in pantyhose is so fucking hot, gets my shit CHUBBED

>>22990667
it's pretty kino yeah
I have so many photos of my ex in nylons
she was a TLP

>>22990653
it's alright, but snow is not that common where most people live

>>22990667
they know what theyre doing but act like they dont
and thats hot

>jet got a bunch of volunteers to build a "blood games 2" set to look good for the brandon documentary
jet is such a slimy piece of shit

>>22990680
i think emiru knows exactly what shes doing

i thought trish got mauled by a german shepherd or something what happened

>>22990676
I need Angie to get some new photos going

>>22990680
Emiru makes me so hard just because she's a brat but fakes it and she gained some weight and looks like a perfect body suit fuck toy

>>22990454
Became the focus above all else for a week or two, and since Scott isn't posting here himself trying to clout chase or whatever like some of the other fishtank adjacent people people aren't talking about him a ton

THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVA GAVE THOSE WIGGAS MONEY

>>22990688
Skippy got bitten, the dog just knocked Trish over

>>22990696
who brought it

Is there footage of this crazy dog I wanna see it wreck their shit that sounds cool

>>22989585
Post this gobbo!

>Kalei
>Haley
>Julianna
>Kato
>The Black Girl
>Shadi
>Haley
all just got confirmed as non Canon characters

Powtank made Claire Canon

>>22990704
all of bitchtank is now considered off topic

The brandon buckingham video was actually not bad

>>22990708
I need to watch that and the new south park that everyones mad about

Bitchtank is more canon than season 4, season 4 wasn’t even completed

>>22990708
I can't watch it because I already know 90% that's in it. I like Brandon but the video is for normies.

>>22990601
i would cum on tays head

>>22990696
are there any clips?

>>22990689
she is perfect now yeah

>>22990704
bless

>>22990708
yeah it was well done
the unhinged charles/eric interviews anytime he asked him something about somethign bad was fun

>>22990708
as a puff piece sure

>>22990704
shadi is canon

>>22990720
God, literally built for white cock. She seems insane tho. People said she was abused early on and had sex with like dozens of chads.

has anyone ever asked Charls about marky? I think that would be a funny interview.

Forgot pic

>>22990733
I didn't forget abt this i just tried 2 put it away in my mind

where is angie gofile anon

>>22990735
she's could be like Letty now I heard she groomed bunny bonkers or whatever her name was

>>22990735
surprisingly, shes actually still a virgin
shes had a handful of boyfriends but never had sex with them

>>22990749
Ellie would mog her so hard and make her quit

>>22990749
>shes had a handful of boyfriends but never had sex with them
cope

>>22990506
Cole's torta is being violated

I'll say it again..
PRESS the BUTTON

>>22990749
that sounds familiar
i wonder if treefingers is still alive

>>22990752
id like to see an emiru and ellie cosplay collab but that would never happen
she never streams and im geting a little bit bored of her now. she would much rather type in kick chat than turn the camera on

>makes powtank canon
how cld you hate bill

>>22990749
>He doesn't know

>>22990698
Josie really leaning into the ugly bastard ntr shit

sexy sexiru

>>22990776
which one is the ugly bastard?

>>22990769
ellies probably going to become a crackhead and be tricked into sex slavery

Josie is the only unironic Jet Neptune music fan to be cast on his show so far

wait did the abbyclairejet threesome ever actually happen

>>22990788
yeah but it wasn't canon

>>22990783
i wouldnt go that far but she will most likely get in over her head and really regret it

>>22990782
Kek point taken
I thought all bongs were ID filtered now?

>>22990749
bruh

>>22990733
reaching out status???

>>22990792
ive seen it before so many times before with girls like her.
Doesn't matter how smart or pretty they are its genetic destiny.

All hail the real nontent queen. Posting shit so nontent nobody even acknowledges it

wanted to go back and check out the old hyde wars where nick first started showing up in mde stuff again I remember it was this one and I think the smoking on rugs one
he looked FUCKED up
https://youtu.be/AXP4p1w22dA?t=12

>>22990800
You have witnessed girls get drugged and put into sex slavery? And you did nothing?

>>22990804
Ellie would be in the same position if she wasn't a pickme

Isaac, Jet, VGR, Jet again, Isaac again: who's next on the clussy carousel?

>>22990809
Thats why payton w

>>22990494
Big explosive fight happened two nights ago. Benji got pulled from the show by his father, because his dad didn't like that /ftl/ was being a better father to his son than he was, and Ish quit because it's in his nature to quit. Otherwise, not much... production can't find anyone to be a freeloader.

>>22990811
Probably some guy at whatever concert she is going to / just went to

>>22990806
>mr white man please save them ghetto hoes
lol

>>22990645
Ewwwww

any clips of this shitshow?

what dealing with hadrian belove is like
https://youtu.be/wB5KKdkRyfg?t=82

>>22990824
Why be such a bitch about a dog?

>>22990806
Captain Save a Hoe over here

>>22990700
it was a stray, they're filming on seth/sthhr's property in the middle of nowhere and it likely heard the AI dog sfx and rushed over

>>22990831
where's the clips
I wanna see the rabid dog crash out

when is the next investor stream?

>>22990830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__ztikjTok

>>22990786
That may be true her music taste is awful

>>22990786
that just means winston liked it
iykyk

>>22990824
>any clips of this shitshow?
kek
i dont think a single person is watching

>>22990786
that tts that asked jet to finally admit if his music is bad on purpose or not remains to be my favorite TTS in the entire show

I'm like into sexiru

>>22990846
haha ya he was big mad
good times (for us not him)

>>22990824
no they switched the camera to the plane the whole time

>>22990850
>fuck you....
>....
>...
>kill yourself

that's so lame
what happened to the show must go on

>>22990837
One of the greatest haters of all time

>>22990786
Tj said he liked it iirc

I'm disappointed in him

>goes radio silent, no interviews to past fish, no solo streams, nothing
I guess at least she unprivated her instagram

There's still time to turn back from the road you're on
Before it's too late
And something terrible happens

ellie thread is gone

>>22991100
doubt she's gonna waste time with any of that when she's got "clients" to take care of

>>22991106
its ogre

>>22991106
join the cord if it hasn't been deleted already

It's too late I already pressed the button

i made a cord. Juliuscord
only cool people allowed

>>22991113
so only you are allowed? that's lame

>>22991100
she's a good woman, so she doesn't do any of that garbage, easily best female 2 be on fishtank

>>22991115
Does she remind you of mommy

>>22991116

>>22990715
It doesn't feel right to call the next season S5 when S4 didn't have a winner. They need to remove it from canon, re-do it and put the original s4 as an elseworlds thing.

>>22991098
Be real here if you had the choice to hang out with either of them it's letty every damn time

>>22991115
>>22991120
you are fucked up

>>22991115
she knew how to be an entertainer and stayed on focus. she probably would have won any season if she was on

>>22991116
Benji's oedipus complex is sad but tbf everyone in this thread wants to fuck momleaks and give her the son she always wanted

>>22991133
fishface

>>22991106
Good. I was never a fan of there being a separate Ellie thread - or a thread for anyone else for that matter. We should just elliepost in the general. Bring the community together and stuff. Like we're all one big happy family.

>>22990451
A lovely compliment for Claire from Ms. Chloe Morgan. The rest of the confirmed guest comments will not be reposted.
Please submit your party playlist recommendations here
>https://poll-maker.com/poll5542407x5f017824-164

>>22991115
She was a beast in the show. Undoubtedly the female GOAT of Fishtank.

And I say this as a Greek who seethed on day 1 when she made nationalistic statements against Greece.

>>22991138
Ae aren't big
We aren't happy
We aren't a family
That being said ill see you at cryo island for the meetup

>>22991138
this you?

>>22991148
Yes. Still proud of that one. Got a lot of (You)s from my homies in the general.

>>22991129
Who's the Mick Jagger of ftl?
Abi on powtank?

Why wasn't Scott in the Bloodgames 2 section? He was supposedly a writer for the season before, well y'know.

>>22991150
It was a good post. Gave me a chuckle

>bitchtank is not canon
SCOTTY VINDICATED! It never happened.

>>22991153
Yes

at least one of the ellie orbiters is a ricecel. He can't stop seething at me, so funny.

https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1948909362095018023

Mommyleaks your son is being cringe again
Time to revoke his 4chan privileges

>>22991122
yeah Letty is more fun I get that

>>22991162
>vampire survivor
Lol finally a game with code simple enough for sam's goons to copy

>>22991164
If benleaks mommy is like that why doesn't he forgive ellie for being cringe too, they have a similar background

>>22991165
>code simple enough
that's one of the points they're making, to make an easy game to get their feet wet. I feel like the fishtank game is that though

>>22991162
sam should just make a disco elysium clone.

hey reddit guy, another clip for your reddit

>>22991170
she looks like she does that a lot but with boba

>>22991170
are you a mod on r/lenard

>>22990842
Why does she only have 1 style of shirt, but in like 4 different colors?

>>22991170
damn i love ellie

>>22991170
is this clip yn goy coded or babyfag coded @grok

>>22991169
>sam
>writing 2 million lines of dialogue
Not happening. He can't even write a sentence without asking twitter to help finish it

>>22991167
it's different

>>22991170
so does Norway get a pass for being an ellie simp?

>>22991181
Hes making content

>>22991180
Its not much, you should forgive you. She is literally you but better

>>22991178
get an ai to do it

>>22991172
no, the only mod is the guy who made it

>>22991181
i find the clips offputting

just have a trad rw christian grifter AI write all the dialogue and code
it'll be the hot new based and redpilled meme game on steam/HydeForce

lenard mod is Aussie and seethes at me. Hes possibly asian too

ok girlies what do you think dream hunk jet neptune is doing rn

>>22991186
90% of the sub is your clips

>>22991185
yeah

he's just living his old bag/cutie patootie jet Neptune life (soap and shampoo not included)

dream guy jet neptune giving finger guns to the mirror with a cheeky grin after he puts on his 10k outfit

Disco Elysium was made by the lefty equivalent of MDE.
All they did was wrangle some indie artists and musicians together and farted out a game that would have been better off as a tv drama

yunistis <3

>>22991207
is it fun to play

guys, I'm still in Love with claire :/ idk what to do

>>22991207
That world is fully realized and there was books published in that universe. You cant just slap an ai and tell it to create a world as fully realized as disco elysium. Its more than just lefty politics

>>22991192
I know, but I swear, it's not me running it

>>22991212
you've gone fully insane?

Ellie is a NIGGER

>>22991218
yeah :/

>>22991216

>>22991211
you dont really "play" it. Its like a visual novel with dice rolls. It has nice music and art though.

that's why she loves watermelon

i just queefed the brandon cuckingham video. there was an 8 minute fishtank segment.

>sam's done with fishtank because it's no longer fun for him
>blood games was going to be a medieval theme
>they were going to set up in the s3 house, but got a warning that they would be arrested if they did, so they called it off

it truly is over. thanks boomers!

>>22991221
that's fucked up

abi <3<3<3

Damn I forgot to do my timesheet

boomerklausjannys won
we need to dox and troll them

>>22991227
>its advantageous for people to think shits are all fucked rn

>>22991228
the world is a fucked up place

>>22991227
it's not fun for sam because he doesn't make it fun, how is it going 2 be fun when you're sitting on your laptop asking the fish for supplement names

every time i see you
i feel sick
i feel ashamed
of your existence

>>22991237
is he still doing the supplement thing?

>>22991170
thanks bruv. tfw no ellie content.

>>22991241
Why does Sam engage in shady things?

niggamellie

this just came up on the triple j hottest 100 australian songs and i instantly had that bitch ariel pop up in my head, ftl has ruined me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk

bam ba lam

making an actually bad supplement

>>22991241
methylene blue and irish sea moss highest pharmacutical grade only available at the sam hyde store dot com

if i move to the usa what should i change my accent to

Evangelion cosplay when!?!?! ?

Hey guys. We're all having fun here over on the namefagcord. Feel free to drop in and say hi!

>>22991261
Southern drawl

Direnc facesitting

>>22991264
Grim

I'm glad you guys reminded me that kino casino is still a thing (rip metokur)
The PPP pop offs get me so hype every time
>WHOOAAAAA BUDDYYYY

>>22991263
Emiru's literal whore friend has done that

>>22991264
keep this shit in the ellie thread

>>22991264
I don't like these people forcing their memes into /ftl/. They haven't paid their dues like Benleaks, Klaus, Norway, Luxie, Claire, or Shadi.

>>22991264
drop the invite link

>>22991274
This is the ellie thread

My ellie caps are being used for evil

>>22991264

>>22991264
All the biggest ellie attention seeking namefags are here!

>>22991264
discord is evil all you niggas do is collect info on random people no one cares about like you're in the CIA trying to find bin laden or some shit

JC will win an Oscar

if you want to cause a schizophrenic meltdown go to /a/ and make a thread about Asuka x Kensuke

Bloodgames 2 was suppose to be her big come back

>>22991273
who is this??

Ellie is boring and nontent personified. Reminds me of my exgf Sarah, hapa, green eyes, AMWF parents back when I studied at PUC, tight body, petite waist, nice hips, booksmart but just... bland, so fucking bland, it was like dating a lamppost with a passion for crosswords except the lamp is turned off
You go to a middle-upper class uni in São Paulo or Paraná and there are thousands of female Jap descendants who, for some reason, have nice bundas
Some can even be Gigi-tier

I wish Brazil had filipinas, the native-descendants here just don't hit the same as SEAmonkeys, and all the Venezuleans just look too mutt-y

>>22991282
do you know whats so evil about it. It's all the layers of the cords. Theres cords watching cords with cords watching those cords and cords above those cords and so on.
No wonder they all troon out

imagine if doxfags actually tried to solve real crimes and stop terrorists and shit instead of stalking namefags and 18 year old HS girls
Oh wait then you'd actually have skills and a job and a nice car but you don't because you STINK

>>22991162
How he could watch, clip, and upload the video and misinterpret what Sam said is fully insane

get off my tv board smelly doxfags
you're poor and you STINK

>>22991292
they are too dumb for that

Its a gay nontent show

yeah

>>22991295
>>22991292
Thought you were talking about ellie but then I just remebered you are klaus and cant stop laughing. Sorry about the dox but you seething about it this hard is so fucking funny.

>>22991288
south america has some of the best looking women in the world.
I don't know why asian dudes don't go there. Anecdotally they are supposed to really like Asian dudes.

>>22990783
nice, very cool Julius
>>22990792
life is full of making mistakes and learning from them, I'd be more disappointed if she didn't fuck things up

>>22991287
Reverse image search says Nora Fawn.

>>22991288
a lot of girls are like that
That's why I only dated druggies and stoners for a while
they're usually more bpd and psycho but at least they're not boring

>>22991292
we know who is doing the real crimes and terrorists, everybody does. crime is intentionally done by the powers that be and allowed to happen and criminals will never be punished. punishment only exists for the innocent.

bros..

It's out!!!!

https://youtu.be/crJQg8vq2Og?si=Io3Lwo-N9hU9vCs6

>>22991288
ppl call asians bug people for a reason

>>22991305
So many girls here go crazy for k-popers

>>22991310
how is she so pretty, its insane

>the truth about Sam Hyde
nice click bait I'm gonna assume he just glazes him the whole time

>>22991286
Mizzy and binx would be more interesting

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753493732950841.mp4

>>22991311
Oh no it's gonna be a Sam Hyde praise video isn't it

I guess Sam deserves a W after the bashing he got from Harland

>>22991316
>OMG blacksmiths wife im mizzy from season 3!

>>22991264
bitch joined to say ugh

>>22991315
Yeah it's looking like it. Thought it appears so far it's his entire career. I'll be honest i liked Sam a lot before Fishtank exposed him as being a torture freak

>>22991311
Yeah we watched it already. Jet says bitchtank isn't canon and laughs like a creep, Hadrian Belove is supposedly NOT the guy behind Extreme Peace, he uses the Marky clip from Boston Ross, and that's all that matters.

>>22991304
I'm talking about elliechloeklaus

>>22991321
Shes never not complaining

the lux/jimmy threads sucked but they were better than these boring namefags who haven't even done anything interesting

>>22991324
Ok thanks. Also it's only 6 hours old and the previous thread was nuked so figured I would post about it since it just popped up on my feed

does jet know how creepy he is
making Ellie roll over like a dog was crazy
he's had that fetish since season 2 for some reason

>>22991330
He made josie sing and dance for stuffed animals

>>22991320
Mizzy and binx hated each other so seeing them back again would be great

>>22991328
ben seems to be uninspired lately

my dog just looked at me straight and the eye and said "life is mizzy" what do i do

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753494080802330.mp4

>>22991310
I would be her white slave.

>>22991345
shes silly for not monetising this

Mizzy was ruthless on s3
she knew if she couldn't win the money she could at least seduce Sam and make him her simp and it worked

>>22991349
Let her cook

Is EVERYTHING about Money? No Joy? Fun? Just have to reduce every single moment into monetizing things? She already has a dedicated community of simps and fans

me when i meet ellie https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GTx6-7w2x9E

>>22991353
yes everything is about money. You die if you have no money

SIMP FIGHT!

gameplan
learn how to code
become a wigger
join mde
make joyride videogame

>>22991361
Hi mike

>>22991359
18 year olds and high schoolers don't think about money unless they're poor. you have empathy problems

>>22991361

>>22991359
You die if you dont have food or water. Shelter is next usually. Love/Friends/Family should be in there to. Money should be number 4 or 5 on your priority list. Food banks exist. People in the United States dont usually starve to death

>walk into the wrong hotel room by mistake like a dumb idiot
>see this
what do?

Mission Accepted

>>22991367
that looks like home desu

>>22991370
ask her if she knows where ellie is

>>22991372
thats because its norway

>oi cunt! Where the helly is ellie?

>>22991370
ask her if she wants to watch Gundam Wing on the TV with me

>>22991374
Money is pretty important I'll grant you that but i dont think it should be as high as a priority as people seem to put it.

>>22991349
I like how the namefag is still trying to act aloof and unbothered. Obsessively posting for 16 hours a day for several weeks, only to end up with a dead Discord, while also pretending that he doesn't care about anything, requires a special mix of mental illness and self-awareness. Probably some of the rarer kinds of narcissism paired with mild autism.

>>22989649
can't chill + BTFO'd

This is the most grim ftl has ever been. I think it might actually be over for real this time.

>>22991381
running with scissors will save us torture chamber will be neptunian kino

CANT FACKIN POST ELLIE BECAUSE OF THE FILE LIMIT CUUUNTTT

>>22991378
namefags mind raped this nigga

>>22991378
>Probably some of the rarer kinds of narcissism paired with mild autism.
Yeah thats what my take on it was unless its some extreme andy kaufman style bit

>>22991377
people don't put enough priority on it. Everything costs money and lots of it, thats just how the world works. The world will chew you up and spit you out to die without money.
All the things you ever wanted are bought with money

new
>>22991384

>>22991381
Losing cryo really did a number on the vibe

Scott is PISSED OFF about the Brandon doc. Based on the rain in the video, Scott thinks that was on a day he asked "someone" if anything was going on at the Blood Games set and was told not to come!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1KH_N27jbM

>>22991391
i miss that era of 4chan where all the hot norwegian girls were posted like Voe and Sol.

>>22991393
brandon is a huge faggot scott is better off not being involved

>>22991386
if your filesize is too big
use handbrake, free app
https://handbrake.fr/

works on pretty much all formats, also easy to remove audio and crop the video

>>22991393
>5 viewers
this is grim even for our favorite bathroom bit maker

>>22991381
you want grim
i got u
https://youtu.be/et3E_fnOHoY

How do we politely help Scott get a real job and what should he do to make a better living? He said he wants to start having kids soon. He really thought he could be a YouTuber as a source of income and he was going to have appearances on fishtank as good income too

I have had to resize so many images and videos for this goofy aahhhh board

>>22991407
findom is just like having a gf but more honest and efficient

>>22991409
Gym teacher.
Camp counselor
Mall cop

>>22991370
Show her old Digimon clips

>>22991393
horrifying post

Idk if we can help him
The MDE/fishtank cult has mind raped so many innocent victims

>>22991393
now I feel sad but also a little embarrassed for him

>>22991393
KWABOTY

>>22991393
Kek based

Yeah i skipped ahead in the documentary to the fishtank stuff and it seems like so much is missing. They really make an effort to show all the good things In this and glaze over all the horrible things they do to people

>>22991389
If it was a bit, he wouldn't ignore me after I called him out for being an insecure little faggot. He usually gets a bit defensive, but he quiets down when things start to hit too close to home. He can't stand that shit.

Digimon
Digital monsters
Digimon are the CHAMPIONS

Namefags are moogling /ftl/ again
they're too powerful

>>22991393
is Scott the next Vinny?

>>22991412
I really hope your posts are an elaborate meme because they are the grimmest shit that has been posted here maybe ever

>>22991390
Money is an abstract concept. It's very important but it's a means to an end. People want what money gives them often. Experiences. Emotions. Feelings. Great Food. Travel. Trade or having connections can also facilitate all these things. If you are extremely attractive or charismatic you can also get these things for free or way easier.

The world doesn't care what we want. It just exists. Humans care about money.

>>22990657
never lied also when will you kill yourself

>>22991428
you haven't got close once. Kiddo you are obviously young and stupid and can't understand im older than you and don't think like you.
>autism
I don't have autism. You people are a joke.
>narcacissim
Im so narcissistic i have cameraphobia makes total sense.
You are just mentally ill.

>>22991392
I'm still here occasionally but I'm trying to move on with my life and reduce drinking. You guys are constantly trying to trigger me to relapse so I have to cut most of you out with a knife.

>>22991446
What does your average day look like?

>>22991440
nah. Even if you get a gf for FREE you will pay as much a whore or more.

>>22991443
Are we still gonna go ski in Mont-Tremblant someday?

>>22991449
Meds
Food
Shower/Brush/Floss
Walk
Gardening
Clay/Art
Reading Books
Gaming
Mapping
Tv/Movies
Sleep

He trains 8 hours a day in 100 times gravity

>>22991392
Oh shit ur right cryo suffered for our grim. He was the thread guardian

Trish is wearing a tight onesie

>>22991472
Trish chiiiiiiiill

>>22991370
inseminate her immediately,

>>22991472
>>22991488
Trish looking sexy