ASS edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Taylor is a FAILURE! Her likes and views are botted and if you disagree you are literally RETARDED! She admitted the "sponsorship" was fake, and gambling is literally the WORST vice you can have, including drugs and pornography! SAD!
-- El Estanque is down to the FINAL THREE!
-- It's the final day of the 4chan Summer Cup group stage! Pray for /v/ to lose and total /pol/ victory!
-- Ellie's fanbase is a bigger FREAK show than Betty's! WOW!

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23043346

i just hope ellie is having a delightful day

im using the josie thread until the fat ugly nigger is gone

>>23044323
you are fat and brown

>>23044321
>>23044322
cant jerk off to any of those pics anymore
ive seen them too many times

>>23044326
so is the beast in the op

>>23044323
Tayleigh is the biggest NIGGER on the planet, faggot!

Watermellie

>>23044315 (OP)
>Ellie's fanbase is a bigger FREAK show than Betty's! WOW!
Its so grim that the betty bugs won lmao

>>23044329
look here, op, faggot
youve got zero proof taylor is botting, just your schizo theories
every site says 20-30% of her IG followers might be bots which is industry standard
shes still pulling over 100k real people minimum
cope harder

>>23044889
Thats a lie. Elliefags havent resorted to rating each other's cocks yet

Watermellie

Watermellie

Hi
>White people emerged when humans from Africa adapted to the cold and low light of Europe and northern Asia around 10,000 to 20,000 years ago.
Is this true?

>>23044890
>shes still pulling over 100k real people minimum
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lewdmellie

>>23044898
No, we're aliens.

>>23044898
>disregarding the neanderthal DNA found in whites

Now that the dust has settled and James Price has uploaded his kino retrospective from 2009-2017, I think we can safely say that wiggers and Fishtank were a disaster for the MDE race.

>>23044898
Nope, OOA theory has been deboonked for a long time now, but there's always a long lag before the public catches up, which is in globohomo's interest

>>23044908
hrrrrm?
if OOK OOK *flings poopoo* theory has been DEBOONKED
then why are there so many niggies?
HHHHHRRRRRMMMMMM?

>>23044908
>OOA theory has been deboonked for a long time now
According to who? Some christfag retard. I have no problem with the fact that whites are more evolved than blacks

>>23044910
>I have no problem with the fact that whites are more evolved than blacks
kek, you're not one of them.

>>23044898
actually, white people originated from atlantis
when the civilisation sank, its survivors migrated to europe
they were so intelligent and culturally advanced that they were welcomed immediately and placed in positions of power

just imagine this beauty rhythmically chugging along the curvy sultry pacific coastline. nature and machine entwined in that beautiful dance, part conquest, part gentle caress, harmonizing in perfect unity

See, now would be a good time to post my hyperborea edits. Clean this whole mess up.

>>23044910
Ooa theory doesnt state whited are more advanced, just that its humans adapted to the cold and saying blacks are better suited fot african climate.

>>23044911
Kys

>>23044908
Debunked by whom? I watched Robert Sepehr on Out of Africa, but Reddit calls him a Nazi.
>>23044912
dis guy Robert Sephr talk about this

>>23044916
If you evolved from something else you're more evolved

>>23044921
This isn't pokemon you fucking tard thats not the defintion of evolution

>>23044922
>This isn't pokemon
It's not? I thought we were catching East-Asians here.

>>23044922
Butthurt brownoid detected. You're a Bulbasaur you dumbass

>>23044909
Separate descent, which is what older theories hypothesized about the races, and it turns out they were correct, funny that

>>23044910
>According to who
I ain't doing your homework for you lazy faggot, and no it has nothing to do with "christfags", who you seem randomly upset by hmm

>>23044926
>I ain't doing your homework for you lazy faggot, and no it has nothing to do with "christfags", who you seem randomly upset by hmm
It has everything to do with Christfags, they're the only people retarded enough to be insulted by the "theory" of evolution because they think it means humans aren't "special" and the Bible isn't real

>>23044920
Sepehr is not bad, i don't think he's right about everything tho

>>23044928
They really live rent free in your head huh? Damn that sucks for you. Anyways, no it's not christians debunking the theory

>>23044933
Truth lives rent free in your head. Reality haunts you. Your dedication to the jew on a stick has turned you into a third world nigger who rejects science.

>>23044927
I would like to have sex with Kalei.

So Shadi posted more nudes?

>>23044928
god created evolution as a divine engine of death and rebirth, transforming nature into a process of endless creation
now go and read a book or something you retarded faggot

>>23044938
>admit evolution is real
>think you've won the argument
christfaggots everyone

>>23044898
White people originated from Brazil.

so chinky and gooky asian yellow oriental white penis hardener

>>23044898
we came from Mars, abandoned our tech to blend in

Move over Ellie, a real tight and ripe Asian piece is giving the people what they want today
(she turned 18 5 days ago for uninformed jannies or mods who don't know)

>>23044941
epic reddit moment

Skinny T

>>23045067
Skinny Joey Merlino

>>23044327
>fashion haul
LINK

oh, you don't believe the universe was created in 7 literal 24 hour days as we experience them? heh guess you're a nihilist like me

>>23045063
cant wait to start tayposting in these threads

>>23044921
Evolution does not necessarily mean advancement, for example modern humans have developed much lower bone density and weaker jawlines compared to their ancient hunter gatherer ancestors, but aside from maybe conserving a bit of energy that only gives us predisposition for osteoporosis, tooth abcesses, pericoronitis, and sleep apnea. Plus african populations have significantly diverged from the original homo sapiens in their own right, they even have traces of their own ghost hominid population in their DNA ala neanderthals and denisovans

We can all admit that Ellie looked INSANELY hot in that tattered apocalypse outfit with her toned midriff showing. It's almost unfair, like Jet was taunting us. Same with earlier and those white suits they had to wear for the cell. Once again, Ellie gave me an erection. Of course when I went to reddit everyone there was morale fagging about how it's "creepy to lust after an 18 year old". It's like, bro I'm still in my 20s, chill. I grew up thinking I could watch porns like "18 year old amateur get's fucked" for the rest of my life. But APPARENTLY that makes you a creep. Kind of crazy considering what a certain member of production is accused of doing

>>23044942
Hunsrik Hyperborean Space Aryans lived in south america way before anyone ever stepped foot in Africa, tvust the plan

everyone knows aryans came from India

>>23045064
Go easy on him, he just turned 15.

>>23044315 (OP)

we got 4 bros, plus me means the song is actually true

https://www.reddit.com/r/AngelinaSimps/

>>23045084
Reading jeet copes over the Aryans always provides a hearty chuckle.

new ella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hx41EuRJeo

>>23045078
imagine speaking about your errection when sam hyde groomed, sex trafficked and raped a kid?
wtf is wrong with people

Skinny Walker Sino Ranger

>>23045084
Aryan literally means Iranian.
Australia abos came from India though, they just replaced sniffing cow shit with sniffing petrol.

>>23045081
Gávea stone in Rio de Janeiro is a Phoenician Sphinx.

>>23045095
The NERVE right? Leave my innocent erection alone!

Posting bfore norway anon does

She cute

>>23045063
>lil ray is finally 18
dropped

Thread is ass. Post who the wiggers should get for ModelTank

Does she not know how a fucking camera works? Am I supposed to lean sideways while stroking my shit?

>>23045099

persia was such a good name for a country
had real sovl
iran is nontent

Are all strip clubs as corny as direnc’s? Or is this just what makes aussies in particular lose their minds?

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken · You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin

>>23045102
>>23045103
>already walling and applying insane amounts of makeup to the point of becoming featureless
Grim. Gigi stole all the good genes.

>>23045107
I would like to see famed butterface Megan Bitchell on an internet torture show. They could "hassle" her by stealing all of her bras, and shooting water guns at her chest constantly

>>23045102
>POV Lenard wept

>>23045113
That's less depressing than I imagined strip clubs to be like. At least the women seem to be having fun.

>>23045109
>top row are also arab (and chink) rape babbys
Iranian cope is amusing too, not quite as retard schizo as Indians but still entertaining.

>>23045115
Ellie is more attractive than Gigi, and it's not even close.

>>23045112
trvke. That's why they lean into nationalist Persian sentiment when rallying people against Israel.

Clabi

>>23045124
It's crazy how she can look like that while simultaneously have the personality of a 14 year old boy with Asperger's. People say "she's 18 what do you expect??" But I would say most hot 18 year old hot chicks either possess a high degree of stoicism, bland silent type, or just shamelessly slutty and cringe in that way . Ellie is an anomaly

>>23045122
Are these guys having a good time?

>>23045116
This but with Miss Capaldi too (summoning Cole btw)

>>23045299
she really is the unreal engine 5 version of josie

>>23045115
was about to type a very mean reply before I realized you’re the resident Brazilian angiepedo/ellieseether

>>23045306

is /bant/ a safespace for classic /tv/ cunny posting? or only /hr/?

>>23045113
wholesome chungus stripclub

>>23045122
>teehee im one of the guys
Kill these skanks with hammers.

the next angie patreon set should be her dressed up as a school girl

>>23045309
She's an attractive kid with just the fake eyelashes and light eye makeup like she was in the show. Her going overboard on makeup + instagram filters just makes her look like walled.

Ellie without makeup looks like a frog. a male frog from an old animated film or book

>>23045320
this applies to everyone who still posts here

>>23044898
Yes, white people are the most evolved form of human

>>23045102
>>23045103
>>23045115
I mean it’s already common knowledge she needs tons of makeup and fake eyelashes to look pretty. She looks funny without makeup or the eyelashes. That’s why I find it hilarious when people super simp over Ellie

Why does S Tank always upload like 15-30min clips, I'm not going through the whole 30min video to find the 5 second moment the title is referencing.

>>23045299
Have you seen how she looks like with no make up or eyelashes? Her personality matches her natural looks lol

What is Taylor doing wrong with her skincare routine?

>>23045318
ribbit

pepellie

>>23045326
Nah, the tattered apocalypse look was GOATed. Wasn't looking at her face, too busy staring at her midriff

>>23045329
Holy FUCK she's ugly

>>23045329
taylor is so fucking sexy

Ellie rushed to the bathroom to rub one out after she saw the tribute

>>23044928
you burger goy, theory
>all people are from africa all from one guy
is straight up from jewish books written 3000 years ago to control goyim, updated during 1850-1950 with "modern science, archeology and genetics", but with even more scientific knowledge we know this theory was bullshit and wrong, but they let it keep going for propaganda use (like they did when they invented this theory)

hey reddit guy, I saw you have begun repeating content, have you gone insane
anyways, here is some new content for your reddit

>>23045338
>gets sent a tribute to her face
>posts more face closeups the next day

>>23045350
more content coming soon btw

>>23045354
YIPEEEEEEE

>>23045346
can we get a german anon to analyse this video? thats the only thing left to look forward to when it comes to ellieposting

>>23045349
very offputting behavior

drench had much more aura when she seemed to be ghosting fishtank after it ended

>>23045360
>Jin
>Direnc
only TJ has ever ghosted this show properly

>>23045329
what the holy fuck

am I based?

>>23045350
i bet it was the first time when ellie saw analog photography
well, it is a safe bet since smartphones were common when she was already 2 year old

>>23045366
what in the goddamn

>>23045364
>bloodgames
>powtank
>streamstars 1
uh sir, give it a minute

>>23045367
>r/AngelinaSimps
>the only guy there is that one insane creep that she hates

>>23045329
Eating slop, "you can take the girl out of the trailer park...." I'd definitely still smash, TJ fucked up majorly

>>23045364

>>23045379
he hasn't been active in anything that's likes on Instagram in 3 months

gas station!!

kawan update

>>23045399
ok time will tell

>>23045379
yeah but the point is that every time he shows up it's good content, not slop like freddy or seth's IG lives. the korea stream was good. remember when he bought a whole chicken to snack on

When Ellie has sex, during the lead up she'd be nervous and awkwardly memeing. Really just trying to cut the tension and make a joke out of the whole thing...Right up until the pint you stick it in. All of that nerdy awkwardness instantly turns to primal passion. She's holding onto you, biting her lip between moaning, her tight pussy is creaming all over your cock...But then! You bust inside her while both of you are making eye contact. Afterwards she's filled with confusion and thoughts of regret...But that all changes when the pregnancy test comes back positive! The doctor tells you both that it's going to be triplets too! So you live out the rest of your days with her on an isolated farm in Scotland. Raising your autistic mixed race kin. The end.

>>23045364
i will not stand for simmons erasure

>>23045410
you skipped the part where she doxes you and the kids to impress a couple of 38 year old losers online

>>23045364
pretty sure he just ghosts claire

>>23045408
sure, the point I’m making is that he didn’t really ghost. come back in a year when Jin only posts about some gay idol shows he’s attending

seth fan update

>>23045329
It’s funny that this can be covered up with simple makeup routine. I remember seeing my buddy’s wife without makeup once and she had quite a bit of acne pigmentation marks that were 100% unnoticeable when she had make up on.

>>23045428
season 5 starts in 3 months, there is no way people will remember s4 fish in a year

hey it's me frankenbulk

>>23045436
ever more the reason for an actual ghosting. But keep the hope up lol

>>23045429
The really obsessive niggas always go for the most nontent fish. Like that one guy in Dan's kick chat that wants his Puerto Rican cock

>>23045453
Or benleaks with tj

Beto is out... Now it's just Fenix, Sara and Jeff.

DOG is GOD

>>23045453
think they just go for whoever talks to them

this is my latest wallpaper for my phone. don't judge me.

>>23045465
Nobody cares. Estanque is garbage

>>23045468
I wonder if it's medically possible for her to just keep her braces on for the rest of her life

>>23045468
based

would you guys want the season 5 buy-in to be real?

>>23044923
tru

>>23045476
who knows maybe she'll look even hotter with them gone. only time will tell i guess.

>>23045480
no, they need a fresh start

>>23045469
Better than s1 and s4.

>>23045480
Not really
I think they should either do season 4 part 2 or do season 5 with all new people

>>23045490
agreed

>>23045476
you can get fake braces
e-girls wear them all the time

>>23045494
>season 4 part 2
this was one of their ideas, but sam said no to it because he thinks it would be the death of fishtank

I wonder what Shadi thinks of the OP

>>23045476
Betty is doing that it seems

>>23045468

is your phone water proof?

>>23045480
Yes but then i want whoever paid to get in to be eliminated in the first couple days

>>23045506
I wonder if OP asked for permission to post it here

>>23045436
freddy is evergreen inside the tank

>>23045480
They really just need to get non-fans like they did with S3.
Fans are a complete failure because they'll either be massive glazers and pushovers or say something that'll make jet or sam mad and get them kicked.
I get that the appeal of having fans, to their paypigs, is that they'll think "woaaah they are fans just like me and are there! i can self-insert brooo!".
And I get why jet or sam might not want non-fans because normal people can't be pushed around by them and don't worship the wiggers, so they'll pushback and won't glaze them post-tank

>>23045500
Did he say why he thinks that

>>23045500
>Fishtank literally dies not even halfway through the season
>It would be the death of Fishtank
That already happened...
Someone needs to get this geezer to the old folks home stat

>>23045521
50/50, makes the non fans who acclimate that much better

season 5 contestants:

jet
ben
mints
majok
luca
luke
vance
bex
cowboy
taylor
carl
bicflame

jet the kinda nigga to get kicked first on his own reality show

>>23045525
lets be real the remaining cast were shite except for freddy and drench
the spergs were drained content vacuums and ellie was ellie

oh yeah there was seth too...great

>>23046023
Yea I guess
I’m still disappointed the season abruptly ended but it’s probably better to just move on
>>23046034
Who?

>>23045525
>seth who does nothing
>ellie who does nothing
>aryeh who does nothing and yaps about nonsense
>daniel who does nothing and actually stops fun things from happening
Freddy and Drench were the only ones that could possibly do something cause they're used to roughhousing

They should just get 12 Asian high school girls who look like models. Ellie could come on as a freeloader and mog them all. Challenges could include pillow fights, sluttiest outfit, try-not-to-cum-while-scissoring-your-roommate and endurance make-out sessions.

Ellie would have done things. She had a legitimate strategy

>>23046045
daniel and aryeh were a degree away from vegetables. watching them fight and move around was insane

>>23045453
usually niche people have obscure fans

>>23045952
who tf is carl

>>23046048
cool concept, but 12 asians? would be hard to tell who's who
theyd have to be colour coded

>>23045410
this Scottish fellow using a Leaf vpn for some reason and thought of sticking a pint up Ellie's cooch has me giggling like a retarded schoolgirl

>>23044179
MKSAG!!! MKSAG!!!

>>23046057
Sargon of Akkad

>>23046062
my bad

>>23046034
Seth is an ICON.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753505085219742.webm

>>23044889
False, Betty's has a this mentally ill 49yo schizophrenic loser stalking her for the past year and these are some of his mildest posts to her.

>>23046057
Carl Alphonse, loyal operations manager and ally of Billy Madison

I used to feel the same way about Ellie as this Germanon but then I became asexual I think he could benefit a lot from joining our asexual community do you guys feel the same way like comment and subscribe thanks

>>23045380
is it the same person that gave her the ick for "posting pictures of her"?

lets get to the real issue here, cats
whats their deal lately?

>>23045329
why is it normal now for people in their mid 20s to be having pimples.

How dare you

>>23044912
>actually, white people originated from atlantis
this is Canon I wrote it in the lore books
Atlantis was the first asexual human civilization I think very advanced ancient culture if only we could find the underwater ruins we could learn so much

Do you parents know you talk about women like this

we were robbed of cute content

>>23046069
oh you reveal your hand, you think Ellie will give a shit you're pretending to be asexual? She's not even asexual you retard

Wn2b posting guppies to awaken klaus' sexuality again

>>23046073
He gave her the ick because there is something very off about the guy

>>23046057
carl is the winner of ADL season 1

>>23044938
>read a book or something you retarded faggot
reading books is a great way to expand your mind i recommend the /ftl/ asexual lore book I wrote it myself

>>23046077
what has rat been up to lately?

>>23046091
I don't think I saw him once on screen

>>23046091
didn’t even know you could win adl

>>23046095
Going back to save fishtank

>>23045063
Put a Lil Tay on

>>23046086
Anon... Mexijet has a message for you.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754002964418095.webm

>>23046095
One last ride.

>>23045113
Australian strip clubs are extra corny I think the best clubs are the asexual ones

is the girl ellie replaced ever gonna make content

>>23046110
I fucked her

>>23046110
She's even more nontent than Ellie, if you can believe it

>>23045128
we have the same birthday
I'm a Pisces
The most philosophical and asexual of all the signs

>>23046110
If no one cares about the s4 cast on the show, why would they care about someone who didnt even make it

>>23045315
fax

>>23046110
were you the one spamming she would’ve saved the season on the tv threads? she’s just another ellie bro, simp and goonbait for jet. her twitter revealed she’s boring

>>23046110
She is going to make shitty fanart that no one cares about because the Fishtank community (and nu-MDE at large) are anti-art of any kind despite claims from Sam to the contrary.

>>23046105

>>23046122
no

>>23045329
I think she's very pretty most girls would cake on the makeup and try to hide their bad skin but Taylor is too based she doesnt care she knows she is the real winner of season 2 and BG/powtank (tj lost actually it's canonical now I'm the lore master the asexual lore master)

>>23046105
she mogged

>>23045367
r/asexuality should be at the at the top of this list otherwise yes very based Norwegian type reddit user type shit

>>23045410
Im not sure if this is Canon or not
Doesn't sound very asexual

Hearing Sam talk about the big G got me researching religion for a while and I like the idea of a demiurge. A flawed creator.
Otherwise I can't find an explanation for why angels, divine beings, would feel jealous of God's love for mere Humans, lowly beings, and rebel against the perfection that is Him if there wasn't something nefarious going on up there.

>>23045429
hey Seth it's ya boy asexual klaus
appreciate you a lot

>>23046110
She's a feminist femcel that worships black people, anon... The epitome of nuMDE.

>>23045367

>>23045453
Daniel from s4 is Puerto Rican? Did I write that down somewhere?

>>23045514
That's revenge photography I disavow

>>23045346
ellie is just too cute

>>23046120
i miss belle so much :(

>>23046141
fixed it

>>23046074
they're asexual
also I have toxoplasmosis brain now whenever I see a stray cat the toxo tries to convince me to take it home with me it's a problem

catposting levels are dangerously low in this thread
the cat community is unpleased, and we'd be wise to heed their warning

>>23046087
Pretending to be asexual is a serious crime in our community the punishments are severe I would never even consider betraying asexual emiru like that (she's our spokesperson)

emiru is honorary cat so posting her would please the cat council

>>23046163
thank you very based
>>23046168
we need to be posting asexual cats yes I agree

>>23046048
ellie is way cuter when she doesnt draw those triangles in the inner corner of her eyes

cats are the spokepersons in the asexual community

Wow his name his pronounced Day-me-ell? I thought it was like Daniel with an m.

Day-me-ell? Come on. Day'me'ell. It sounds something a 7th century Irish thief would exclaim when you caught him trying to steal your prized silver cup.

Anyways now that the dust has settled who was the prison sissy and who was the war daddy?

Ftl- sexual and asexual cat posting

>>23046161
she had the best memes
the gamer girl bath water was a good one
those $30 jars sold out quick

>>23046183
Damiel has zero self respect and Sam only brings him around so he can be like “look I have le brown person with me I’m not racist it’s just jokes” pretty sure Sam fucks him in the ass and sucks his p

>>23046183
Harland mogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHr19L5aK7c

>>23046189
>she had the best memes
facts

>>23046183
Sam thinks that 'Day-me-ell' is one of the funniest people he's ever met
If you ask me I think he's confusing "funniest" with "zestyest" but to each their own Ig
>>23046186
Fax

>>23046191
Jon said he caught Jet and Day-me-ell being zesty and not so asexual in the basement during season 1 and I believe him

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754167476415279.mp4

belle is also an honorary (asexual) cat like emiru

did you ask the cats permission to post their photos?

>>23046220
HOW CAN SHE CHEAT

an actually indian pregnancy

>>23046220
I can't tell if Simbal's tattoos make him funnier or not.

>>23046220
simbal is really great in this scene has he been taking asexual acting classes in LA? he's improved a lot since fishtank.live season 3 I think

simbal has done the best job of ghosting fishtank

>he said drunkenly

>>23046181
they're called wings my ex gfs friend used to draw them on heavy with the eyeliner everyday she looked like a raccoon it was excessive

Find yourself a girl who answers your calls like Summer answers Cvatik

Klaus what is Greg's standing in the asexual community? Did he influence your asexual awakening?

>>23046236
once simbal is in the zone, he slips into character so hard its almost eerie
he can steal the scene without lifting a paw

>Fishtank Live S5 preseason

>>23046257
Yeah? What about it?

>>23046220
common okoye w

>>23046257
fine looking chap

>>23046257
that's the joke

>>23046252
I used to see Greg around at the meetings but then word caught on about the furry art discord and the boob prosthetics so some of us in the group were very unhappy about it I'm not sure if he's officially part of the community now but he can still be asexual if he wants to I think

>EEK OOK DAY'ME'ELL!

i guess we're cat posting on a sunday even though caturday was yesterday

y'all should be catposting everyday

>>23046250
sum sum the goat

>>23046257
>season 5 starts in 3 months

>>23046250
Summer can save /ftl/

i assume pretending summer is attractive is a bit since she's really fucking dysgenic

>>23046276
and fox posting

I wonder if Ellie is reading a book on the train.

>>23046250
did anything of note happen on this stream

>>23046220
I should really finish Barry
>>23046152
He's half

Stealth /tv/ thread
>>>/tv/213349914

>>23046282
she's a TLP
very skinny now though she should go back to thicc mode

>>23046283
that’s squirrel girl unc

>calls her 3x during the stream
>she answers with "meow", giddy and giggling the whole time
>"We're just friends btw"

>>23046283
bunnyposting also
every asexual animal is welcome

>>23046292
Incel

Wat do u ace Chad's think about asexual purity? How many times can you have sex while still claiming to be asexual? What if you choose to convert to sexuality again and then you want to become asexual again like a week later? That's to say nothing of masturbation and the legitimacy of it as asexual practice. Clearly there are many issues which need to be ironed out here.

Is this acceptable? To fuck and then claim to not be fucking within the same calendar week? Where is the line drawn? I think these things need to be acknowledged, debated and thinktanked so that we have a coherent ideology and people start taking the asexual movement seriously. We need central authority.

For me, who has never had sex and never will and of whom is proud and content: if your penis can even get hard you arent asexual you never were and you need to cut it out with the cultural appropriation and microaggressing.

Take these two. Brother and sister. I saw them in the park this morning and snapped this photo of them. If you are in this sort of proximity to women (or men if ur gay) you are not ace.

"Summer sells ass" wasnt just an ebin meme

>>23046289
Suck my dick retard

>>23046295
mfw gooning to angie patreon

>>23046287
she's moved backed home with her mom, shes going to college for psychology, she tried to watch the s2 episodes but stopped herself as it was too much, she wants to stream more regularly but is afraid people will be mean

>>23046301
tummy pics had me acting up

How long have Ariel and Frederick been "hanging out"? It feels like weeks

https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1952087349317480833

>>23046305

>trapezoid stomach

it's over

>>23046294
Relax fren, I just find it funny them denying and pretending

Betty likes Freddy because he's the only guy dumb enough to believe her self harm scars are from a fire lmao

Bettie sells ass well more so bone

>>23046287
She also prank called her ex bf, the Vegas dipshit. Not much else, it was pretty comfy, she enjoyed it and said she wants to do more, so expect another stream in 4 months lol

>>23046302
thanks

>>23046282
If you're a Elliecuck, you should die for posting this.

>>23046282
She cute

will we ever see angies belle delphine arc?

do ya'll not have constantl flirty undertones that never go anywhere with women you're platonic friends with? that's like the best part
i guess it wouldn't work so well if you're a replusive fat neckbeard or something

>>23046291
it's a chipmunk
my cat used to leave dead ones at my door every morning
very based
>>23046292
>>23046292
the photographery pimp game is strong
probably the easiest way to get laid these days every girl wants to be an instagram "model"

>>23046322
The Fredster doesn't have to pay

>>23046327
i'm not but it'll probably annoy you to find out Binx turns me on

>>23046340
Jet doesnt have to pay tho he should

they're 100% sexing

>>23046332
I used to but then it would always lead to sex but that was the old me I'm a changed man now I'm asexual

link tj's letterboxd

Has primestein had anyone else from S4 on the show?

James Price said mde invented the coomer and doomer meeems

>>23046352
she kept trying to tell me she wasn't into him and Freddy couldn't get her "poom poom"
Betty is a bad liar lol

>>23046352
im 0% entertained

>>23046342

>>23046360
so far only that bald jew i forget his name

>>23046364
she's constantly flirting with him and touching him and teasing him. He admitted they made out. If they haven't fucked they're going to.

>>23046314
He thinks she's actually a virgin too (or was anyway before they met lol)
It's a good bit

betty needs to stop being afraid of ftl and come join us in the threads
we are very nice people and would never say anything mean to her

>>23046332
Some girls are just easy (Summer, Betty, Letty) and that flirtiness = down to bang, this isn't esoteric

>that never go anywhere with women you're platonic friends with? that's like the best part
>replusive fat neckbeard
Oh ok you're staring in the mirror, nvm carry on my hideous bongcel friend

>Is inevitably going to create content by accusing Freddy of rape
>Is going to create content by making her simps crash out because she's fucking Freddy

content queen Ariel Jean.

Reminder that Ellie starts school on the 11th so no matter what atleast you know where she will be at Monday-Friday

Binx has a beautiful hagussy you just know (pretend I posted a picture of her here thanks)

>>23046356
Green_Status

>>23046379
Be careful what you wish for. She used to dominate the threads. She called herself "/ftl/'s little sister" and when she'd get mad at us she would flood us with her sad porn. She'd get banned constantly.

seeing what treefingers actually looked like was grim I thought he was younger not a 50 year old meth head

>>23046364
>believing women

>>23046391
doesn't mean the guys fucking her. men who aren't desperate generally avoid sticking their dick in crazy especially when said crazy is also dysgenic like summer

>>23046379
The last time she was here was to talk shit to Claire but she got totally felted and ignored lol also it would just mean we have to deal with treefingers and no one wants that

>>23046399
thank you

Boston Ross

>>23046409
new

if you don't make women want to fuck you then friendzone them you're a lesser man than me

new
>>23046408

>>23046405
>doesn't mean the guys fucking her

>>23046413
That's a good woman

all the ego, non of the drama

>>23046413
>>23046417

>>23046329
if mizzy and ellie had daughter, it would be angie

>>23046091
He never got his money

Whos the sam ex that James dated?

>>23046487
Channing.

>>23044315 (OP)
Anyone have the photo of that Mizzy lookalike flashing her asshole and pussy bent over and outside on the side of a cliff side look onto a forest