Thread 23060208

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>>23060208 (OP)
>All old
>All white
>(no doubt) All Christian
I also guarantee each one of them has at least one grandchild or grand-nephew/niece addicted to drugs.

>>23060208 (OP)
My grandma brought me to a casino once to play these slot games and I have never been more bored in my life than I was just putting money into a shredder and hitting a button.

>>23060208 (OP)
CASHNADO ALERT!

>>23060209
All old people in the USA are white, because the USA used to be nearly all white.
Sheeboon oldies love this shit even more.

Gambling is parasitical, China has the right idea.

I feel bad for boomers. They were the first generation to just be given everything. How do you deal with that?

>>23060208 (OP)
someone give these boomers some fun video games to play

Casinos are fun.

>>23060208 (OP)
Not a phone in sight, just people happy living in the moment

>>23060217
Yeah, a bunch of old fellas burning away all everything they got during their life time cause they don't feel like leaving it to their heirs cause or they don't deserve it or don't need it might make a lot of people mad though.

>>23060208 (OP)
They should just kill themselves and leave everything to their kids who are undoubtedly 40 and living paycheck to paycheck in a studio apartment

>>23060208 (OP)
when I was on a road trip slots were great to dump all my loose change into

>>23060217
Kinda in the sense "what you eat is what you are".

>>23060217
The evening news he other night reported that Las Vegas was dying

>>23060208 (OP)
>If you push this button you'll get an extra $100 to your Social Security BUT 100 violent illegals will be let into the country.
>Boomers:

WHY IS THIS LEGAL
HOLY SHIT
JUST EUTHANIZE EVERYONE OVER 70 ALREADY
BIOLOGY HAS FAILED
OMNISSIAH SAVE US

>>23060208 (OP)
>damn kids spending all day on their phones
>they're turning into braindead zombies!

>>23060208 (OP)
>No I won't help you buy your first house, Chief Wigwam of the Blackjack tribe needs this $50,000 from me so I can press the shiny button over and over again
>Chief Booze Hound told me his daughter will give you a loan with an APR of only 89.86%

>>23060223
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE EVERYTHING COSTS TWENTY FUCKING DOLLLAAARRSSS

>>23060215
humiliation ritual

>>23060208 (OP)
Imagine is the casino harvested the button pushes for electricity.

>>23060227
>The redman has ten words for buffalo, no words for usury

>>23060208 (OP)
Are ya winnin grandma??

>>23060227
>the problem solver loan
Haha

>>23060217
whats fun about them?

>>23060208 (OP)
In the south they've even got slot machines in the fucking gas stations and it's not uncommon to see some boomer wasting his whole day at one.

>>23060236
i've seen those in my town
it's scary as fuck
there's houses right by the traintracks as well
i have to get my life together

am i shadowbanned or what

>>23060322
I see your messages

>>23060336
yeah my bad

>>23060340
i forgive you i guess

>>23060344
thanks..
it ain't easy being schizouaeezy

>>23060223
>The evening news he other night reported that Las Vegas was dying
Just like stripclubs there's way better stuff at home now.

>>23060236
>In the south they've even got slot machines in the fucking gas stations and it's not uncommon to see some boomer wasting his whole day at one.
>>23060264
These weird me the fuck out. I'm libertarian but legalizing this was clearly a mistake.

>>23060716
can i ask where/how you got that visualization/chart?
some kind of website/program?
maybe a software library?

>>23060723
finviz. I don't know if the free version has it. You could probably hack it in matplotlib just exporting the options chain from your brokerage if you really want it.

>>23060721
>These weird me the fuck out. I'm libertarian but legalizing this was clearly a mistake.
during a LAN party, i walked with a friend to a gas station at the edge of town, around 11 PM (that gas station was the only one with the pink monster energy flavor)
i remember, we walked in & there was a boomer sitting at ALL 3 of the gambling machines in there
i had never even seen gambling machines in a gas station before
>I'm libertarian but legalizing this was clearly a mistake.
probably

what weirds you out about them?

>>23060731
>what weirds you out about them?
It's not healthy. I don't like seeing them take advantage of old people like that.

>>23060730
ah tyvm
>You could probably hack it in matplotlib just exporting the options chain from your brokerage if you really want it.
i might try that

>>23060736
makes sense
alot of the economy in these small southern towns seems to be taking advantage of old people, sadly

>>23060219
Old person's home steals it all anyway. May as well give it to Shlomo to see if you'll enough to avoid going to a home

>>23060264
>>23060721
>>23060731
Just wait until you learn about the world of online gambling.

Gamble away 40,000 dollars in 3 minutes on a coin flip game? Yes, I think I will.

Where it gets even more twisted is the way they fuck over people who win big. Online gambling is highly regulated in the United States. However, using VPNs people can get around this. They will happily take your deposit. Now let's say you win 100,000 dollars. You go to withdraw it. You will then received a KYC or Know Your Customer request. They will ask you for your identity and address etc. The second you tell them you're in the states or other restricted territories they lock your account and take all of your money/winnings. Nothing you can do about it.

I think online gambling will be the next oxycontin/opiates. The thing with a drug addict is that they know how long their stash will last generally. A gambler can bankrupt themselves in seconds on these sites. They operate out of Curacao and little island states, generally. Their core customer demographic comes from the US though.

You know the website kick? That's literally a front that Stake, one of the biggest online casinos on earth, bootstrapped and funded because YouTube and twitch wouldn't let them advertise.