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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23082357 >>23082514 >>23082968 >>23083221 >>23083499
>โ€Frieren-sama the Russians are invading! We will need to cast a large explosive magic spell to defeat them!โ€
>โ€Hmmm, what spell could weโ€ฆ Ah!โ€
>Here Fren, use this human staff of destruction magic!
Anonymous (ID: OyuQiM3L) France No.23082362 >>23082375
not humorous did not chuckle
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23082375 >>23082968 >>23083036
>>23082362
You caption it then.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23082404 >>23082409 >>23082679
ehehe..
Anonymous (ID: GHbVHiAI) France No.23082409 >>23082412 >>23082679
>>23082404
stop chuckling
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23082412
>>23082409
.......
*hic*
....
Anonymous (ID: veBncu37) United States No.23082514 >>23082679
>>23082357 (OP)
thats not how war works you stupid idiot woman
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23082679 >>23082686 >>23082968
>>23082404
Me Iโ€™d get.

>>23082409
>AI ID get.

>>23082514
Enlighten me then.
Anonymous (ID: veBncu37) United States No.23082686 >>23082691 >>23082703 >>23082724
>>23082679
no

warfare is too complex to simplify it in a couple sentences.

only a man can understand how warfare works, women are all stupid idiots who think war is like their disney fairytales
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23082691
>>23082686
al is fair in love and war
Anonymous (ID: Mw6BLz5T) United States No.23082703 >>23082724
>>23082686
It's actually very simple. Putin and his ziggers are the bad guys and NATO and Ukraine are the good guys.
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23082724 >>23082941 >>23083033
>>23082686
Why donโ€™t you just admit youโ€™re too lazy to mansplan war to me.

>>23082703
More like:
>North Korea= Demon empire
>South Korea= Human-elf republic
>Japan= Human-elf constitutional monarchy
Anonymous (ID: Mw6BLz5T) United States No.23082941 >>23083839
>>23082724
I like this image. Elf vs. human is over used in fantasy settings.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23082946
i like it too
Anonymous (ID: du1u7JyS) Isle of Man No.23082968
>>23082357 (OP)
>>23082375
>>23082679
Frieren my beloved
Anonymous (ID: veBncu37) United States No.23083033 >>23083839
>>23082724
Why don't you do what every other man does and obsessively research all facets of war until you realize war isn't as simple as shooting and explosions
Anonymous (ID: Djp1d789) United States No.23083036 >>23083127 >>23083839
>>23082375
>Frieren-sama, those pigs ate pies made in a bomb factory. We need to help them
>There's nothing we can do to save them Fren. The only thing we can do is help them go out in a blaze of glory
>Make sure you scream Allahu arkbar before you fire. We need to start another war with the middle eas-demons. the middle demons.
>Okie dok.
Take notes, buddy.
Anonymous (ID: Mw6BLz5T) United States No.23083127 >>23083130
>>23083036
Frieren the Warhawk
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23083130
>>23083127
<3
Anonymous (ID: cShM5f53) United States No.23083133 >>23083839 >>23083850
foot mobiles, half a click, bearing 357
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23083210
"magdump 4 blocks south of my house" saturday
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23083215
now some of the chickens in peoples backyards are making alarmed sounds
Anonymous (ID: TIdVuNij) Switzerland No.23083221
>>23082357 (OP)
Is anyone getting deported you know? Since you mentioned being a spic once
Anonymous (ID: UgP7lwzl) Russian Federation No.23083499 >>23083640
>>23082357 (OP)
oh... I think you'r wrong, in rus/ukr world, ukrainians are pigs...

Now you know
Anonymous (ID: 4F2MZZWv) Canada No.23083640
>>23083499
You're both the same it's like poos and pakis. You're the same. Totally interchangeable.
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23083839 >>23083850 >>23083964
>>23083033
Unironically Iโ€™ve been researching the Russo-Ukraine War for a story idea of mine and Iโ€™ve learned a lot about military structure from the YouTube channel battle order. Itโ€™s very autistic stuff.

>>23083036
I guess that more lore friendly reasonable.

>>23083133
What happened here?

>>23082941
Me too, it has lots of potential lore developments. Notice the use of a human slaves in the demon empireโ€™s combat squads, I imagine theyโ€™re probably used for menial tasks like digging trenches, carrying stuff, and demining. It reminds me of Russiaโ€™s use of penal battalions as meat shields during the battle of bakhmut. Imagine the demons also have similar dedicated units of slaves and lesser demons they use for meat wave attacks.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23083850 >>23083884
>>23083133
>>23083839
>What happened here?
i wonder too
i saw some IRL cartel battle video which looked
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23083884 >>23083905
>>23083850
What?
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23083905
>>23083884
i uhh..
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Anonymous (ID: cShM5f53) United States No.23083964 >>23084228
>>23083839
>no at
>no aa
grim.
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: TR+Pron6) United States No.23084228 >>23084242 >>23084300
>>23083964
>no at
>no aa
What dat?
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23084242 >>23084300
>>23084228
he's rotting, you know
Anonymous (ID: cShM5f53) United States No.23084300 >>23084345
>>23084228
anti-tank
anti-air

those squads would stand no chance against a russian bmp. i think the grenadiers only carry high-explosive rounds which are only really effective against unarmoured targets. anti-air would also deny a quick response force, if they came by helicopter. i don't really know anything though, i'm just an armchair general who plays antistasi ultimate a lot.

>>23084242
i am a sad state of affairs.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23084345 >>23084359
>>23084300
damn
Anonymous (ID: cShM5f53) United States No.23084359 >>23084362
>>23084345
it's ok, anon. God is good.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23084362 >>23084377
>>23084359
true

i appreciate your posts, i wish i knew more about the world and weren't retarded
Anonymous (ID: cShM5f53) United States No.23084377 >>23084396
>>23084362
don't follow in the ways of doctor Faustus, anon. repent before it is too late. nothing in this world is worthwhile.
Anonymous (ID: vMeQU9BB) United States No.23084396
>>23084377
i've heard "faustian bargain" but that's all i know
>repent before it is too late. nothing in this world is worthwhile.
maybe you right