Thread 23096589

On the feast of trumpets, also known as the day no one knows, the hidden day, celebrated for two days because of the difficulty of determining the date of the new moon.

2 Peter 3:8
>With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.
So Jesus's second coming will be on 2032, if you take away the 7 years of tribulation, we are on 2025.

Psalm 90:10
>The length of our days is seventy years, or eighty, if we are strong.
Israel has never lasted more than a generation, take its independence in 1948, it's now 77 years since.


1 Thessalonians 5:4
>But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief.

Amos 3:7
>Surely the Lord GOD does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrdv-KNp0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej_WqwAQ2bQ

>>23096589 (OP)
What are you going to say, when literally nothing happens?

>>23096590
If it doesn't happen, I will gladly take all the insults, I will gladly join in.
The credibility of all Christian testimonials hangs on this, I won't even believe myself anymore if it turned out to be false.

I will kick God right in the dick during the apocalypse

>>23096589 (OP)
Not my problem

>>23096592
>Be me.
>Be zooming into heaven fr because jesus is my boi.
>Going at a really high speed
>Notice that I'm about to zip by very close to levitating Jesus.
>Stick my foot out just a little bit, to make it look like an accident.
>Jesus subtly drifts away from my incoming foot.
>Really stick my leg out, wave my arms around and orient my entire body into a horizontal position, to nail Jesus.
>Go "Whoa! wHOA! WOAH!!" as I wave my arms around. I'm trying to sell the idea that I'm losing control as I'm being levitated rapidly into heaven.
>Miss Jesus' nuts, but clip his chin with my foot as I pass him.
>Arrive at Heavens gate.
>"Did you knock Jesus in the jaw on purpose, anon?"
>No. I swear it was an accident. That whole rapture thing was really intense and high speed. I lost control and ended up horizontal.
>"Hhmmm... well.... I will believe you, this time. This is the first time I've done a Rapture. Maybe next time I can slow it down."
>Make eye contact with Jesus across the First Supper table. Smirk.
>He has a busted lip, and I broke a tooth.

Epic Winrar.

>>23096590
>What are you going to say, when literally nothing happens?

>>23096595
>Do you ever get the existential dread that life will just keep going on?

Wake me up
When
September ends

Honorable mention for all the non-chalant folks.
You just had to listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vgWEGENoI

>>23096591
>The credibility of all Christian testimonials hangs on this
No. The credibility of your own interpretation, which the Bible explicitly tells you not to do (2 Peter 1:20) hangs on this. Nothing about Christian dogma favors any particular date for the end times.

>>23096589 (OP)
>On the feast of trumpets
Trump's having a feast on Bibi's asshole and cock, if you know what I mean

>>23096589 (OP)
there is no pre-trib rapture....

2 Thess. 2:
1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,
2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed,
4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

the antichrist has to come first
we will be raptured at the seventh trump, not a day earlier

>>23096591
>God doesn't obey me
>I will insult his followers
ye of little faith, like a blade of grass blowing in the wind.

>>23096601
That's talking about the second coming of Jesus not the rapture.

>>23096589 (OP)
>>23096591
>The credibility of all Christian testimonials hangs on this

Again, no. The "Rapture" as people talk about it today was largely made up in the 1800s by one guy (John Nelson Darby) and became popular after that because of an edited bible (the Scofield bible). There are 1800 years worth of Christian testimonials that have nothing to do with anything that you are going on about here.

>>23096601
The Day of the Lord is when Jesus returns to the Earth along with his followers, the followers have to get up to heaven first. here is a timeline for people with low reading comprehension:

1. Those who are faithful are separated from those who are not faithful through the Gospel.
2. The faithful are placed into God's hands at the rapture and taken up to the clouds(heaven)
3. They are judged at the judgement seat of Christ
4. They then celebrate Jesus' wedding called the marriage supper of the Lamb.
5. They then descend riding white horses from the clouds to Earth on the Day of the Lord AKA the Day of Christ.

>>23096602
I have spent time around Christian circles on the internet, I won't say I can tell if someone is lying but I can tell which ones are definitely believable.
And it's one of the case with this one.
If it doesn't happen, you can technically dismiss any testimonials by pointing to this event.
It's not that I'm trying to bring down my fellow Christians, I'm just trying to emphasize how much I believe, how sure I am.

>>23096589 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnhMntRHqpo

“And I will pour out on the house of David and the inhabitants of Jerusalem a spirit of grace and supplication. They will look on me, the one they have pierced, and they will mourn for him as one mourns for an only child, and grieve bitterly for him as one grieves for a firstborn son."

>>23096603
same thing

1Thess 4
15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

1Cor 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

>>23096606
The rapture is like a wedding, because it is a wedding. The groom can come whenever it pleases him, there is no appointed time, only God the Father knows that time.

>>23096608
https://youtu.be/WnhMntRHqpo

>>23096589 (OP)
>more christcuck shizo fairy tale
TWO MOAN WEEKS

>>23096589 (OP)
Cool, the annual Christcucks-predict-the-end-of-the-world-and-are-proven-wrong event

>>23096589 (OP)
September 23rd every year since 2012 people have been predicting an event.

>>23096589 (OP)
>no man knows the day of hour
>names the day and hour
One thing I know for 100% certain is that the fake & gay (((Pretribulation Rapture))) will absolutely NOT happen on 23-24 September 2025. Ziorat memeflaggot.

>>23096589 (OP)
Filthy kikes.

Now it's definitely not going to happen since you put it up here.

>>23096611
This is a bullshit lie.

>>23096612
This is not merely a prediction but a prophecy.
Also, the timeline makes perfect sense only now.

>>23096606
The events leading up to Jesus' arrest were metaphors for the end. Jesus represented all the sin in the world after he drinks from the "cup of inequity". Jesus called on his disciples who represented us as christians. He told them repeatedly to keep watch, yet they kept falling asleep. This is typical christian behavior, after 2000 years we have fallen asleep and stopped watching.

i feel you may be mislead OP or you are intentionally trying to mislead
why
only you can answer that

Bible is a hoax.

>>23096589 (OP)
has it already been 7 years since the last non-rapture?

>>23096589 (OP)
Lmao it will finally happen this time

>>23096589 (OP)

Rapture? I thought you said Jesus is coming back.

I like the math and the reasoning though! Nice Christian psy-op!

>>23096626
>>23096627
[Mar 8:11 KJV] 11 And the Pharisees came forth, and began to question with him, seeking of him a sign from heaven, tempting him.

Just make a Jesus thread and see the same kikebots spam the same images and copy pasted text every day bro

Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.

After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.

>>23096594
I just woke up and this made me lol
Kick him right in the jew jaw, buddy!

>>23096601
The rapture is a lie, retard.

>>23096628
Rapture is another word for resurrection.

>>23096633
Rapture is the English translation of the Greek word Harpagzo which means "snatching away". Jesus has 2 times to return - first in the clouds where he resurrects his dead and snatches away those who are alive. And His return to earth where He comes back and kicks all kind of ass.

>>23096589 (OP)
catholic / zionist / jesuit / freemasons / devil worshiping nonsense.

this is what Milo was talking about with his secure insider whom he trusts. my fucking ass.. more illuminati fuckery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9sG9UNtFV4

>>23096589 (OP)
>tumor weeks
Yeah yeah any moment now God will beam everybody into heaven. Lmao at goyim cattle.

Changing ego from Jesus to the Rebbe

>"I Am that I Am" is a common English translation of the Hebrew phrase אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה (’ehye ’ăšer ’ehye; pronounced [ʔehˈje ʔaˈʃer ʔehˈje]), which appears in the Bible (Exodus 3:14). The phrase is also rendered as "I am who (I) am", "I will become what I choose to become", "I am what I am", "I will be what I will be", "I create what(ever) I create", or "I am the Existing One".[1]

>>23096589 (OP)
Maranatha!

>>23096639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZl5ySrslE

>>23096638
Yes. He will actually. He pretty much can do whatever he wants.

The rapture is a relatively new belief, not even mentioned until a very fringe preacher started talking about it in the late 19th century. It didn’t gain popularity until the 1970’s, when the Boomers collectively decided they weren’t going to actually face death but would just be taken into heaven.

The same goes for Zionism; it’s a relatively new concept as well, and gained popularity with boomers via evangelical preachers. Televangelists were actually bribed by Israel in the 70’s and 80’s to promote Zionism as part of Christian doctrine.

Almost forgot to mention, Jesus rose on the third day.

>>23096639
Nigga that was Popeye

>>23096636
That's your cope interpretation and it will never happen. Scofield was a fraudster and you fell for it again.

>>23096633
it is, but it doesn't mean we can't collectively shift the timeline...where is Kek and his meme magic?

>>23096640
No anathema?

>>23096589 (OP)
I would love if the rapture were real. But it's make believe.

>>23096646
I don't get these gentile references HA HA HA HA HA HA

https://youtu.be/DUQS5Sq8NnA

>>23096589 (OP)
"AI Overview
Catholics believe in a final period of great persecution and trial, the "great tribulation," before Christ's second coming, during which faith will be shaken and apostasy may spread. Unlike some Protestant views, Catholics reject the idea of a pre-tribulation rapture, holding that believers will endure this final trial, which will end with Christ's sudden and unexpected return for the Last Judgment and the consummation of the universe.
The Great Tribulation
A Final Trial:
The Catholic Church teaches that, before Christ's Second Coming, the Church must pass through a final trial that will significantly test the faith of believers.
Based on Jesus' Words:The term "great tribulation" is derived from Jesus' own descriptions in the Gospels (e.g., Matthew 24:21).
Confronting Evil:This period will see a profound test for the faithful, including widespread apostasy and deception from a "religious deception" linked to an "antichrist" figure who offers secular solutions at the cost of faith, according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church.
Contrast with Protestant "Rapture" Beliefs
Rejection of Pre-Tribulation Rapture:
Catholic theology does not support the notion of a "pre-tribulation rapture," where believers are secretly removed from the Earth before the tribulation.
Shared Experience:
Catholics believe that the righteous will be gathered together with Christ at His Second Coming, but they will go through the final trial along with others.
Purpose of the Trial:
The Church believes that enduring this period of tribulation will serve to shake faith but also to open hearts to Christ, leading to new converts among those seeking answers.
Christ's Second Coming
A Single Moment:In contrast to the gradual "rapture" concept, the Catholic belief is that Christ's second coming will be a single, sudden, and unexpected event.
Global Gathering:All the righteous, living and dead, will be gathered together with Christ for the Last Judgment at ths time"

>>23096646
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdHVk__WDfY

>>23096646
That make Olive Oyl Israel and Bluto is Islam

>>23096611
You are jewish.
Or worse, pajeet.
No Christians, Muslims, Chinese, or Negroes, will say this.

In any case, kys.

>>23096655
Yes, Miriam bar Imran was jewish.

>>23096596
only every waking moment of my life

>>23096589 (OP)
Your gay sandnigger cult isn't real and you are too ashamed of your shit hole country to even show your flag.

70% of these rapture stuff are made-up.
Made up by jewish Scoffield Bible, on top of fanfictions written into the Bible itself some hundreds of years ago by those fake 'apostles' that never even met Jesus. Their sources is "I dreamt about it".
"Its real in my mind".
If that doesn't scream 'jew' to you, idk what to say.

Not to mention Jesus name was not 'Jesus Christ'.
Jesus was a Middle Eastern guy, Middle Easterns don't have family name or last name.
'Jesus Christ' is a name made up by the jews.
Their naming format is 'X son of Y'.
Jesus real name is
'Yeshua son of Maryam'.

And Maryam/Miriam (not Mary) is from a branch of Children of Israel, not jews.
Modern jews had nothing to do with Children of Israel.
Modern jews doesn't have Ancient Israelite genes. They are impostors.
Palestinians are the one with Children of Israel genes, thus the true descendants of Children of Israel.
If anybody want to 'bless' Isrsel, they should help the Palestinians, not the impostor jews from Khazar that called themselves 'Israel' now.

Now imagine what other stuff they invented to lead you astray from what truly matters, which is:
>"Worship God, Do Good and Banish Evil".

>>23096656
Miriam, daughter of Imran, was not jewish.
She was a deacendant of Children of Israel.
Jews had nothing to do with Children of Israel.
Modern jews are impostors. They don't carry ancient Israelites genes. They are from Khazar/Russia, not Middle East.
They pretend to be 'Israel' to steal Palestinian lands.
> They say they are jews but are not

Palestinians are the one with Children of Israel genes.
Making them the true descendant of Children of Israel, and inheritor of Palestine.

If you love Jesus, you should help the Palestinians, not jews who are evil impostors.

>>23096589 (OP)
K see you again when nothing happens.

>>23096658
Why did that offend you anyways? Did I make too much sense in reminding you that you're going to hell?
There's still time you know, instead of lashing out.
You don't have to do that yet.

>>23096660
AYO HOL UP

>>23096591
>The credibility of all Christian testimonials hangs on this

No it doesn't idiot, it is a couple of youtubers, it could be a deception to hurt your faith, I have heard of this for a while and not taking it 100% serious since it could be fake

>>23096632
>>23096594
Hindu anti-christ humor

Hindus do not belong anywhere in the Western world, you vile rats

>>23096665
Chrigger cope
There is no evidence that I'm brown, but you openly admit to worshipping a jew.
Sneethe, kikelover.

>>23096591
shut the fuck up XD!

>>23096667
right prajeeti, you vile scum seethe and hate our lord Jesus. You do not belong on our lands you subhuman inbred demon-worshipping cunts. Every single Hindu that has ever lived is burning in Hell right now, where they belong

>>23096665
Hiduism and Jewdaism is what happen when you deviate from the One True God,
Then start to worship the associate figures in history alongside God,
Then they start to think they can trick and overcome God,
Then start to invent satanic rituals which God never prescribed in order to gain power,
Then end up as child-raping, baby-murdering, shekel stealing, faeces-eating, grandfather-raping, lying bastards.

Jeet n jew folks.

>>23096636
>>23096636
>Harpagzo
Means Falling Away, which is judao-masonic zionism, the false satanic Christianity that teaches goy to worship kikes and that they are getting raptured before anything bad happens. Fuck off kike. Buckle up.

>>23096669
Very utopian religion you have here. Are you dumb or schizophrenic by any chance?

>>23096669
I'm white and I hate jesus

Does this irk you?

>>23096591
No it doesn't, you dint have the authority to say that

>>23096671
The hallmark of scams is:
> "Ez benefit with zero effort"

Which is what most jewoid AKA Evangelicals believe.
They believe that if they passively suck jewish cox (whom are fake jews btw), they will gain shekels and fast-track to Heaven.

While almost all figure in Bible had to go through real life tests by God, and tribulations, even lost their life to uphold Justice and banish Evil.

And yet these fake 'christoids' think they will be 'raptured' to lalaland without having to prove themselves?

Dream on.

If anything, Jesus himself will find each and everyone of these cryptojews and roundhouse-kick them straight to Hell.

>>23096594
LOL!!!! This is great! Can I get a picture of this? Lol!!

>>23096589 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real persons, dummy

>pic related

>>23096611
Holy bullshit. Did Satan himself write this?
I dont normal do this, but I need that source

>>23096589 (OP)
Something will happen,but I don't think it's going to be the rapture. UN is going to force Israel to sign a two-state solution.

>>23096677
Saul was a real guy though. He wanted to merge judaism and roman-greek culture into the mcdonalds of religion.

>>23096673
Jesus is neither 'white' (Europeans) or indian.
He's not jewish too, which are impostors pretending to be Children of Israel.

Jesus was Middle-Eastern.
A Children of Israel.

In modern times, the descendants of Children of Israel can be found in Palestine.
They are the Palestinians.
Yes, they are the Hamas chads, who are currently fighting againsts the evil fake jews who wants to steal their land.

If Jesus return, he will join up with people like Hamas whom are his descendants and believers of God, not ZOG.

>>23096681
None of that shit is real, schizo.

>>23096681
DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

>>23096680
>Saul was a real guy thoug
Citation needed

>>23096591
Prepare to be disappointed retard you're not the first faggot to cry wolf.

>>23096665
>>23096667
Well I think we can both agree that the people in that webm are disgusting. Unfortunately that scales up to all of them

>>23096589 (OP)
Every feast of trumpets, some boomer dispensationalist says “this is it, guys!” Every year they’re wrong.
Focus more on the fact that when you die, you will see God and have to give an account for every sin you have committed. Only the blood of Christ can save you. It could happen any day.

>>23096673
For a different reason, yes. However I forgive you for being a dumbass

>>23096675
What point are you trying to make? Your post is just a rambling insult

>>23096645
Also just realised his "second" coming will actually be his third. It's every 2000 years, which is like a day. To Abraham, in person, and for the third with all His glory.

>>23096675
I don't know if your Christian or not but this the probably unironically one of the better Christian takes I've seen on this website. Regardless if the raptures real or not to many people use it as a cop out to put any effort into being an actual Christian.

>>23096589 (OP)
While the 'rapture' as envisioned by wayward dreams of the astray branches of Christianity, is indeed fake, but the Tribulations of the End Times are indeed real, and your Ending will be decided by what you do.

You are living in the prelude of End Times.
So, which way will you take?
Will you fight for Truth, Justice, and God, by banishing Evil (which is the harder path, having to sacrifice your life at times)

or

Will you fight to prop up the enemy of God and Jesus, which are the jews (the easy path, sit back and do nothing)?

You won't be Raptured if you chose wrong.
There are no easy path to Heaven.

>>23096599
naw bybaal predicts are all paradoxes bcuz thats how GOD operates, outside of time. ‘no prophecy of scripture’ which begets the paradox of which came first: the prophet prophecizing the future event, GOD creating the prophet with the meme prophecy, or the completed scripture to combine infinite meme prophecies. the illusion is these events occurred at separate moments of creation, the reality is the re-experiencing of the prophetic moment occurs irt which is the same time as creation. it means the prophecy is fulfilled by the subjective individual experiencing it when said individual accepts its immutability as a manifestation
>so, yes, technically this anons date is incorrect
>but also technically correct, dualistic external expression regarding the prophecy is also self fulfilling expression
so the rapture happens, but the only persons who know the date are also exempt from said rapture
>observer projection paradox
>you fail to see because the projection is impossible due to complete self awareness

>>23096688
Shove it, commie.

>>23096694
Youre welcome

>>23096589 (OP)
Ok, keep me posted.

>>23096589 (OP)
This whole thing falls apart when you know about the Septuigent and the true genealogy from Adam to Abraham
>Spoiler it's 3,600 years

>feast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>23096695
Keep turning, cuckold.

>>23096589 (OP)
sounds gay, who cares?

>jannied
Lol pwnt