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Anonymous United States No.23103156 >>23103157 >>23103159 >>23103164 >>23103168 >>23103178 >>23103180 >>23103197 >>23103199 >>23103200 >>23103205 >>23103210 >>23103212
>Jesus Christ was a jew
no he fucking wasn't you dumbass idiot RETARDS. THIS is Jesus Christ.
>b-b-but my bible said he was a rabbi
That was written 2000 years ago. HE STILL IS HERE ON EARTH TODAY AND HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HUMAN ANYMORE. LOOK AT HIS BODY. IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE PICTURE. HE'S STILL ALIVE AND HE CAN HEAR YOU SLANDERING HIM YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
Gershon Israel No.23103157 >>23103158 >>23103162 >>23103165
>>23103156 (OP)
I thought he's chilling in hell in a shit jacuzzi
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103158 >>23103165 >>23103188
>>23103157
I'm out now
Anonymous Australia No.23103159 >>23103163 >>23103165
>>23103156 (OP)
No, yeshua will never be the anointed one (Christ)
This is reserved for Europeans, not rabbis
Anonymous United States No.23103160 >>23103165
Jesus was NOT a rabbi, he was a wicked vagrant cock sucker subverter
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23103161 >>23103165
You shitskin mutt go back to your sands
Anonymous Israel No.23103162
>>23103157
No that's rabbi schiernson
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103163
>>23103159
Good news! Irish/Maltese cross
Better news! Uncircumcised
Anonymous United States No.23103164 >>23103170
>>23103156 (OP)
Are you taking the piss?
>All hail the Bread God!
Anonymous United States No.23103165 >>23103166 >>23103167
>>23103157
>>23103158
>>23103159
>>23103160
>>23103161
O Holy and most merciful Father, creator of all things, judge of all men, who for the sins of the world gave thy Son to be a sacrifice remembered through eternity in this most wonderful sacrament: cast into hell all these retards who reject His name, and put a plague of lung cancer upon their parents and grandparents and all living family members, that they may suffer the judgements befitting blasphemers, magicians, and sodomites, who thy Son most clearly assured us will not be entering the kingdom of heaven, which, we all confess, is open only to those who worship thy Son. This we ask through thy Son, who, living and reigning with thee in the unity of the Holy Spirit, we worship as one God, now and forever. Amen.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103166
>>23103165
That wasn't a sacrifice. It was a murder and a cover-up that lasted two thousand years too long
Anonymous Australia No.23103167 >>23103202
>>23103165
You Will Never Be European

You think that worshipping a rabbi somehow makes you European. You think lighting candles, saying prayers, or wearing a yarmulke will erase centuries of ancestry, geography, and culture. It won’t. You are Mexican. You will always be Mexican.

Every “European” custom you imitate, every accent you try to adopt, every meal you insist tastes like home—it’s all fake. Behind your back, people laugh. Your friends pity you. Your family is confused and embarrassed for you.

Europeans can smell the difference instantly. You can pray to rabbis every day, but that won’t give you blue eyes, centuries-old lineage, or centuries of living on cobblestone streets. You’ll always stick out. You’ll always be foreign. You’ll always be the guy trying to belong in a world that isn’t yours.

You will never be European. You can wear your kippah, chant in Hebrew, bow to rabbis, and hope with all your heart, but the truth is brutal and unchangeable. You are Mexican. You are not European. You will never be. And no ritual, no devotion, no amount of worship will change that.
Anonymous Canada No.23103168 >>23103172 >>23103196
>>23103156 (OP)
>j-j-jeses wasn't a jew
Tell that to tye bible, you lying cunt
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103169
No amount of murdering and crucifying people will absolve any of you of your sins. They lied.
Anonymous United States No.23103170
>>23103164
Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe. All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. For I have come down from heaven not to do my will but to do the will of him who sent me. And this is the will of him who sent me, that I shall lose none of all those he has given me, but raise them up at the last day. For my Father’s will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”

At this the Jews there began to grumble about him because he said, “I am the bread that came down from heaven.” They said, “Is this not Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? How can he now say, ‘I came down from heaven’?”

“Stop grumbling among yourselves,” Jesus answered. “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them, and I will raise them up at the last day. It is written in the Prophets: ‘They will all be taught by God.’ Everyone who has heard the Father and learned from him comes to me. No one has seen the Father except the one who is from God; only he has seen the Father. Very truly I tell you, the one who believes has eternal life. I am the bread of life. Your ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness, yet they died. But here is the bread that comes down from heaven, which anyone may eat and not die. I am the living bread that came down from heaven. Whoever eats this bread will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.”
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103171
Horus did it better.

Jesus taught people not to resist evil, and lead them into slavery.
Anonymous United States No.23103172 >>23103174 >>23103185 >>23103186 >>23103191 >>23103203
>>23103168
FUCK the Bible.

I see Jesus IN PERSON 4 times a week. I'm not relying on a book to know him. I've eaten him. I've tasted him. I've worshipped him. I've kissed him. Fuck your book.

THIS is Jesus. Does THIS look like a jew to you?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103173
Who wants to see Israel lose? Hands up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23103174 >>23103175
>>23103172
I've sucked Jesus's cock, wouldn't even cum in my mouth, trust me he is a Jew.
Anonymous United States No.23103175 >>23103177 >>23103182
>>23103174
May the LORD God of Hosts strike your parents down with pancreatic cancer.
Anonymous United States No.23103176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnhMntRHqpo
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Unknown No.23103177
>>23103175
wanna know why that post was a really bad idea
Anonymous United States No.23103178
>>23103156 (OP)
Convert to Dual Seedline Christian Identity. Jesus Christ is the God of the Chaoskampf. The Germanic peoples are the real Israelites of the Bible. The Lost Tribes of Israel migrated up into Europe. The Germans are the real Jews.
Anonymous United States No.23103179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkOu0b-2kk&list=RDXDkOu0b-2kk&start_radio=1
Anonymous United States No.23103180 >>23103183
>>23103156 (OP)
>no he fucking wasn't you dumbass idiot RETARDS
Matthew 1:1, the very first book of the NT, details his jewish lineage.
He is called "rabbi" 17 times. Rabbi is an exclusively jewish religious title for jews who teach jewish religion to jews.
He self-declares as a jew in John 4:22.

Every single thread you make where you deny these facts, which are easily verifiable in any bible, means you're just a heretic deceiver and a shitskin.
Anonymous United States No.23103181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBiT6eJaQQ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23103182
>>23103175
My daddy is the lord, my mother is the Virgin. Can't believe you would wish death on our lord and Virgin.
Anonymous United States No.23103183 >>23103187 >>23103189
>>23103180
How the fuck is THIS a rabbi you disingenuous jew?
Anonymous United States No.23103184
>idol worship
ngmi
Anonymous United States No.23103185 >>23103190
>>23103172
>Fuck the Bible
Typical Christian
Anonymous United States No.23103186
>>23103172
Last time I fucked the bible, I got a papercut on my schlong.
Anonymous United States No.23103187 >>23103190
>>23103183
Which heresy is this? There's too many to keep track of.
Anonymous Poland No.23103188
>>23103158
Pretending to be someone you’re not is bad Karma
But I know you will double down which only makes it worse
Talking sense into people seems impossible these days
Anonymous United States No.23103189 >>23103190
>>23103183
>sun god
So you worship Ra?
Anonymous United States No.23103190
>>23103189
I worship the Lord Jesus Christ who gave his body to be a sacrament worthy of veneration under the appearance of bread and wine until the end of the world when he shall come in the flesh once more.

>>23103187
It's catholic dogma

>>23103185
The Bible is a liturgical book. Its purpose is to illuminate the eucharist. The Eucharist is our direct contact with Jesus Christ. Only protestants worship the Bible as a thing in itself. It was never intended to be a book you read alone in your room.
Anonymous Poland No.23103191 >>23103192
>>23103172
Something made of gold by the hands of men?
Anonymous United States No.23103192 >>23103193 >>23103194
>>23103191
Think you're fucking clever calling it that as though the priest himself doesn't acknowledge it during the eucharistic prayer when he says:

Blessed are you, Lord God of all creation,
for through you goodness we have received the bread we offer you; fruit of the earth and work of human hands, it will become for us the bread of life.

It stops being the work of human hands after the consecration prayer you dumbass retard
Anonymous Poland No.23103193 >>23103195
>>23103192
If you loved Christ you would keep his commands. Yet here you are spewing vile like a demon while worshipping an object
Anonymous United States No.23103194 >>23103195
>>23103192
Quick question: if I showed you a box containing 2 wafers, and I told you one was consecrated and one wasn't, would you have any way of telling the differance?
Anonymous United States No.23103195 >>23103198 >>23103201
>>23103193
/pol/ has been subjected to jewish psyops for the past 4 weeks demoralizing christians and you expect me to play nice with you retards? FUCK YOU.

>>23103194
I would eat both and would not risk either elements being exposed to another person, much less let you leave the premise with either element on your person.
Anonymous Germany No.23103196
>>23103168
Bit problematic because Jesus was most likely Aramean better start defining what a Jew is. Its funny because Israel is being Anti-Semitic in Palestine in a genocidal way. You have to find a Jew first that agrees Jesus is the Messiah
Anonymous United States No.23103197
>>23103156 (OP)
Jesus is God made flesh. Simple as.
Anonymous United States No.23103198 >>23103204
>>23103195
So you can't. Ok then.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23103199
>>23103156 (OP)
Explain the holy prepuce then.
Anonymous United States No.23103200 >>23103204
>>23103156 (OP)
>Listen bro, the mythical wizard sandnigger on a stick who's nickname is "THE KING OF THE JEWS" is is not a Jew, okay??
Anonymous Poland No.23103201 >>23103204
>>23103195
I would repent in your place
Anonymous United States No.23103202 >>23103211
>>23103167
Lol your ass ain't European either and yet you sit here and seethe and bitch and moan. Enjoy your abbos and chinks dip shit.
Anonymous Australia No.23103203
>>23103172
> FUCK the Bible
Sir please you are embarrassing yourself
Anonymous United States No.23103204 >>23103207
>>23103201
I go to confession every saturday. Go fuck yourself.
>>23103198
Praestet fides supplementum sensuum defectui.

You retards say this shit like the church hasn't already thought about this shit for 1000 years longer than you have.
>>23103200
Just answer the question. Does THIS look like a jew to you or not?
Anonymous United States No.23103205 >>23103206
>>23103156 (OP)
I honestly can’t tell the difference between Catholics being serious and retards mocking Catholics.
Anonymous United States No.23103206
>>23103205
You wish I was a troll.
Anonymous United States No.23103207 >>23103208
>>23103204
In other words, you can't and they can't either.
Anonymous United States No.23103208 >>23103209
>>23103207
In other words, it doesn't matter because I'm not letting you leave the building with either one on your person.
Anonymous United States No.23103209 >>23103213
>>23103208
Because you can't tell.
Anonymous Italy No.23103210 >>23103214 >>23103215
>>23103156 (OP)
>Origen writes:

>Let us return, however, to the words put into the mouth of the Jew, where "the mother of Jesus" is described as having been "turned out by the carpenter who was betrothed to her, as she had been convicted of adultery and had a child by a certain soldier named Panthera".

>The story that Jesus was the son of a man named Pantera is referred to in the Talmud, in which Jesus is often understood to be the figure referred to as "Ben Stada"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera
Anonymous Australia No.23103211
>>23103202
Nope, im 100% European
Cope
Anonymous United States No.23103212
>>23103156 (OP)
Ok ok ok, let's halt your schizo rambling for a moment. You said Jesus isn't a JEW, so what is Moses? Joseph? Mary Magdalene?
>all jews

You have been defeated, retarded christnigger.
Anonymous United States No.23103213 >>23103216
>>23103209
Because you desecrated the sacrament by stealing it from a priest and hosting it with non-inert elements. You could be killed for this in more enlightened times.
Anonymous United States No.23103214
>>23103210
Didn't Origen get declared a heretic at one point?
Anonymous United States No.23103215
>>23103210
You know this is virtually impossible to be true, right?

I can walk you through it. First of all, obviously, this means Jesus was not the son of God. That means he was
>literally who
For 30 years after conception

Why would anyone know this? It would have been decades since they slept together before Jesus was on any one’s radar.
Let’s pretend for a moment the claim is not pulled directly from the fucking Talmud, where would it come from?

Some soldier at the crucifixion yelling
>I fucked yer mum
?
The claim is baseless and retarded, and obviously Jewish.
Anonymous United States No.23103216
>>23103213
That's cool. But you still can't tell.
Anonymous (ID: PLw/xP96) United States No.23103381
Lol jannied.