Thread 23175897

i need to attend a mandatory course on consent
to learn how to not rape people

>>23175897 (OP)
i need to learn how to not sniff people but i like sniffing too much

>>23175905
you could try cutting your nose off with pruning shears

>>23175924
ROOD!

>>23175930
i don't think it would help much anyway
maybe dissolving the inside of your nose with some corrosive would work better

>>23175897 (OP)
Why? Court order?

>>23175943
lol no they just make everyone do it apparently

>>23175943
>>23175947
when i was in the military there was a yearly mandatory course we had to take that was basically "how not to rape people 101". Occasionally it was presented via an entertaining performative skit but 9 times out of 10 it was death by powerpoint

>>23175947
Id imagine its not very effective. Even Africans that were child soldiers forced to rape their mothers and kill their fathers and have been raping anything that moves ever since know that rape is wrong they just do it anyway

>>23175950
i always thought these things were kind of pointless
most rapists aren't going to be dissuaded by a strongly worded powerpoint

>>23175950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOjIIXPB4VY

>>23175956
>most rapists aren't going to be dissuaded by a strongly worded powerpoint
i got half the barracks absolutely shitfaced by bringing in everclear (190 proof, aka 95% alcohol) once and the company equivalent of HR basically told me that the only reason i didnt get reprimanded was because the administration was too busy dealing with a completely unrelated case of a sergeant sexually assaulting a female sergeant and so they just gave me a slap on the wrist

>>23175965
irresponsible behaviour

i think the strongest stuff i ever drinked was shots of absinthe and i frew up bight green

>>23175999
i don't know what a shisha den is and i don't drink sorry

consent is when pbbrt mrrp mrp thank you for attending this course

well sometimes
rarely
on special occasions

>>23176003
a shisha den is a lounge for smoking hookas and hash and stuff. There is a university near me that has a classroom that looks like a shisha den
>>23176004
>consent is when pbbrt mrrp mrp thank you for attending this course
ty mr mycroft i know now how not to rape people

>>23176016
>how
i mispelled 'know'

wait im actually just retarded and dyslexic i spelled it right the first time

>>23176021
bottom moment

>>23176016
you are mentally deficient but that is ok I think

>>23176026
would a bottom really call themself out after recognizing their own mistake?

>>23176016
are they those weird indian water smoke things
i don't smoke either btw
>classroom that looks like a shisha den
huh? what? why?

>>23176034
idk possibly
maybe you wanted everyone to realise what a silly little guy you are

silly little guy (derogatory)

>>23176037
>>classroom that looks like a shisha den
>huh? what? why?
I'll dm you a pic

>>23175897 (OP)
be the pest they deserve. ask them all the hard questions.

>>23177009
i am not a pest

>>23175897 (OP)
don't do that

>>23175942
he need to destroy his olfactory bulb
i suggest direct inhalation of concentrated hydrogen sulfide

>>23177451
i have no choice in the matter

>>23177464
..... in raping people????

>>23175897 (OP)
How is the final exam of a course like this? You are placed in a room full of najed hot girls and told to not rape them?

>>23177776
in attending the course...... because it's mandatory.............

>>23177839
i think i'd pass that exam by default or something
like when foreign students get to take a language class in a language they're fluent in

>>23177844
stop raping
consent is very important

>>23178560
>stop raping
You cant tell me what to do!

>>23178581
john moses browning says otherwise

The first chapter of one of my college books was dedicated to how my profession has to many white men in it and how they're going to fix that.

>>23178631
>john moses browning says otherwise
you dont own a gun

>>23178868
bet
fuck around and find out
we've been over this. no balls.

>>23178882
>no balls.
i have balls and they are hairy
my [soon to be] bf has balls and they are shaved smooth
Do you shave your balls too? Since that doesnt seem to be a bottom thing to do

>>23178902
>misdirection
as i said: no balls

>>23178912
dont make me post pictures of my nutsack

>>23178631
>>23178868
>>23178882
o.o

>>23178925
pull them out

>>23178925
No balls

>>23178925
if you had one you'd find me and subsequently find out vis á vis .357 magnum

>>23179024
You lived in Alaska yeah? Pretty sure there's more guns in Alaska than people. Makes sense you own a gun or a few.

>>23179024
>vis á vis .357 magnum
didnt you get rid of it when you moved?
Also i was looking into 4chan ad campaigns. What if i got an ad just for /bant/ that said "sniffing Tommy's armpits"

>>23179035
yes. the most heavily armed state in the nation where everyone (even twinks) carry at least 1 gun and 2 hidden blades at all times
that's why everyone is so nice there, bc no one "wants the smoke" as gen a says

>>23179054
>didnt you get rid of it when you moved?
i did, it helped fund my move
that was almost 2 years ago, you think i haven't bought guns since then?

>What if i got an ad just for /bant/ that said "sniffing Tommy's armpits"
hydrogen sulfide

>>23179094
>you think i haven't bought guns since then?
Yes. Prove otherwise

>>23179065
I would love to tour your collection. We could go out in the woods and sample from each other's collections. I'm allowed to own NFA items so I have some pretty neat stuff.

>>23175897 (OP)
wtf, for work? do bongs really

>>23179541
yeah
i've never worked in such a densely populated area before so maybe this is normal because they just rape and murder each other all the time

>>23180180
maybe your country shouldnt have let down their guard for trucks of piece

>>23180180
christ
i thought it was a joke

>>23180184
reform will fix this or something

>>23180184
>piece

>>23181186
>piece
piece of ur french bussy

>>23181285
not french